Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"Ok?"

"I want to marry you."

"Eh!?"

"You're less than two years away from turning sixteen. If the apostles end their attacks by then, you'll have also taken over NERV. Do you prefer a Japanese wedding or a Western wedding?" Ikari smiled brightly. "Of course, it's one just for you. I'd marry Miss Misato, Miss Ritsuko, and Miss Asuka all together. But - Miss Misato's wedding must be a separate one, and it must be a grand one. I'll invite everyone I know to attend -"

The feeling of happiness is overflowing, which is more real and reliable than any pie in the sky that the boss can paint for himself.

As Ikari Shinji spoke, he inserted the other party's biological wiring directly into the connector on the back of his head and said, "Sister Miko, please leave a permanent mark on my body."

Please give me some biomass information, thank you.

"Wow!" The climax of this non-property performance was really amazing.

"But before that—" Ikari Shinji gently kissed the trembling sister's cheek: "I hope that we, all of us, can not reveal the relationship to outsiders?—This is too disadvantageous for you, sister Miko."

“…”Is there any need to say this?

The moment you choose to give in to desire, many things are already determined. For example, your original absolute loyalty to Ikari becomes "There's one thing I can't tell Ikari: I slept with your son (in a world where the concept of chastity is reversed)."

As we all know: if it is not absolute loyalty, it is absolutely disloyal! The corner is loose, dig it quickly.

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Some people think that talking about destroying NERV is just talk—but Shinji Ikari is not just talking, he comes prepared. To deceive, to attack! These female Kiri of NERV have a 1:39 ratio of male to female.

Xiao Ikari's understanding of this world is constantly being reshaped, and his original understanding is still stuck on the male-to-female ratio of 1:39.

At least the gap is only 38, so if the distribution of property is done to households, there should be enough girls to go to every boy in a class. It's not too much, but it's not too little either—that's just the current situation at science universities.

But he later learned that wasn't how it worked. Even in a world with a 1:39 ratio, there were pyramids. Japan's prime minister and the zaibatsu, the dregs of capitalism, took more than they could chew, pushing 1:39 to at least 1:200. Even after rising to the position of NERV's Chief of Intelligence, Ono Miko only managed to go to a men's clothing bar a few more times a month, cosplaying with other women who pretended to be handsome men.

To be truly at the top of capitalism, you have to be rich and powerful.

If you eat more than one and the ratio is two hundred, you will basically be in a state of hunger and thirst. In addition, men in this world are generally "weak" and unwilling to have contact with women. Even if they have no choice but to have contact, they will just look at them as disgusting uncles.

Not only one out of a thousand women can get married.

The Second Impact had already wiped out half of humanity's population. There were no ninety million men among three and a half billion people—and even if all the men on Earth were put together, those ninety million couldn't produce a single Ikari Shinji.

Good looks, good physical strength, strong communication skills - and an extremely strong desire to communicate.

This ratio is even smaller than the appearance of nymphomaniacs, not to mention the appearance of beautiful nymphomaniacs who specifically attack older men - wake up.

However, within the past two days, Ono Miko, Akagi Ritsuko, and Katsuragi Misato, three serious 40-year-old men, were pushed back by 14-year-old beautiful girls out of affection, love, and admiration.

So why is this period of time the time when Mr. Ikari's control ability is the weakest?

Because old Ikari is undergoing surgery.

In transplanting Adam into his left hand - during this process, Ikari can do whatever he wants, because...

"Your father, the commander... has been feeling unwell recently. I'm in charge of the security work in this area, with full authority. When I report it, I'll screen out any issues in this area. Well... don't worry, I won't mention our relationship at all, it's very simple. However... if there's time, I'll take you to meet some of my subordinates. They're also very important, so I... intend to let you meet them... If you don't agree, forget it. Just to meet them-"

"?" Ikari Shinji looked at the beautiful woman in men's clothing in front of him in confusion. Is this a hot pillow for a sleepy person? Of course, it's not enough to just ignore one person, you can ignore a group of people! "Okay, Sister Miko - whatever you say, I will obey."

Ah, why did this happen? Even though I did it for Shinji-kun's sake, I still regret my choice. Why did I let him meet those ravenous sows and bitches? Wuwuwu... My little Shin, will my little Shin become a toy for those nymphomaniacs? No, wait, think about it the other way around... Is this the legendary NTR? Wuwu... What's going on with this feeling...?

People's XP varies, this tag is called female green

180 Sleep with NERV and turn the battle into a hot sheep base

There's nothing suspenseful about it.

In addition to destroying the apostles, if you want to save the world, you must first destroy Seele; if you want to destroy Seele, you must first destroy Old Ikari; if you want to destroy Old Ikari, you must first eliminate the surroundings.

One thing leads to another, and Shinji Ikari has a plan: first, he must curry favor with the Five Permanent Members (the top three) to establish his position. This can't be achieved simply by licking his boots. With a tight deadline and a heavy workload, he'd ideally sleep with every local government official and every woman in every enterprise and institution. There are only two key areas: the Combat Self-Defense Force and the Prime Minister.

If you want to get the war, you must first become prime minister. To become prime minister, start by building your own momentum! Quickly spread the word about who Ikari Shinji is, what he has done, and how he is different from other men - the road to prime minister that started as a YouTuber, Hajimaru!

Finally, he'll become prime minister by directly inciting public opinion. Of course, all this requires support from two sides: the Senjiu (Nationalist Party), and the American Empire, the "wild dad" behind the Senjiu. If anything, District 11 also has a biological father, the Five Permanent Guards, and an uncle, the Five Permanent Guards. With the nod of these three superiors, Ikari Shinji can be crowned District 11's idol—Gendou Ikari, the one who overthrows the superior.

The method of overthrowing the superior is also very simple: the day when all the NERV intelligence department is completely defeated is the day when Ikari Gendō dies.

"Ahem, uh..." That's easy to say, but Shinji Ikari still needs to do some research. While the rise of populism is said to have begun slowly after 2010, in EVA's worldview, populism was already on the rise long before the Second Impact.

"But how do we incite populism in this world?" Shinji Ikari searched the web vigorously, because he believed, based on his "empiricism", that even the so-called pure and natural beautiful boy was not very successful when he was a YouTuber last time.

If we want to learn from King Trump's method of inciting populism and achieve results quickly, then we must...

"What do you think, Misato-san?"

"Eh?"

"He's the dignified Chief of NERV's Operations Division." Shinji Ikari lay sprawled on the bed, his hand plugged into a nearby server terminal. Two NERV-type advanced special prosthetic eyes flashed with a frenzied, physical brilliance. Little Ikari sighed, "Can you help me formulate a strategy?"

"? What strategy?" Katsuragi Misato's prosthetics were minimal, just a brain-computer interface and a port, and that was it. Most people in this world weren't as advanced as her. For someone like Ko Ikari, who had full-body prosthetics, it was a combat personnel issue.

"Was what I just said to you in vain? Come here!" Shinji Ikari inserted into Misato Katsuragi.

"Huh!" Misato Katsuragi let out a satisfied and fulfilled sigh, her facial expression seeming to be both painful and pleasurable - this description is really common.

"...It's just a brain-computer interface. Could you please stop making those noises?" Ikari Shinji glanced at the other party and unplugged the port. "That's all: Do you understand?"

"?! You, what are you doing all this for?" Katsuragi Misato was shocked at the initial stage of Shinji Ikari's plan: "Do you know that what you are about to do is not what a junior high school student should do?"

"You said it as if you were talking." Shinji Ikari originally wanted to persuade the other party, but suddenly remembered that this is a world where the concept of chastity between men and women is reversed.

No need to work, no need to be responsible, and even no need to use logic, and the male-to-female ratio is 1:39 - where can you find such a good thing?

"Think of a solution for me!" Shinji Ikari said directly, and to be honest, he was a little embarrassed.

"Uh... okay, I'll think about it right away, I'll think about it right away." Kame Girl Feiyangyang Katsuragi Misato immediately lowered her head and began to think of a solution: "But... but I'm only the head of the Operations Section, not the head of the Public Relations Section! Where can I find it?"

"? NERV has a publicity department?" Shinji Ikari was shocked. I have lived for several lifetimes and never noticed this.

"Of course. Otherwise, how can we conceal the Angel's attack? How can we conceal the EVAs? How can we conceal the large robots? How can we eliminate all those rumors online? —But the Publicity Department is under the Intelligence Department, and Section Chief Ono (Miko) leads the Publicity Department."

"? There's such a thing?" Wouldn't that be more convenient? "Thank you, Misato-san."

Shinji Ikari hugged the other person and kissed him, not too perfunctorily.

"Hmm~" Katsuragi Misato was very satisfied.

"Then Sister Misato, I'm going out for a while--"

"Eh? Are you coming back for dinner?" Whenever Shinji Ikari wants to go out, Misato Katsuragi has to get up and go to the gun room to escort him. This is how all men in this world are treated when they go out.

"No—I have something to do with Sister Meizi tonight."

Hot Goat Katsuragi Misato, please drive faster! Pleasant Goat Ono Miko is waiting anxiously.

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"Well, this is much more reliable." Shinji Ikari looked at the rough plan in front of him. Ono Miko and Katsuragi Misato, one the head of the operations department and the other the head of the intelligence department - the two heads got together to work out a debut plan for Shinji Ikari.

"Rubbing is the simplest method of fighting." Ono Miko's literary knowledge was obviously much better than some people. She wanted to show off in front of Shinji Ikari, so she said, "The Book of Han (the Japanese call Chinese books "Hanshu") says: 'If people in the streets want to improve their conduct and make a name for themselves, they must attach themselves to people of high rank. Otherwise, how can they pass on their influence to future generations?'"

This paragraph is from the Records of the Grand Historian.

"So, the best way to increase your popularity is to piggyback on other people's traffic—American President Ivanka is the best example. She relied on constant Twitter incitement to populism and became the most unconventional, non-professional, non-establishment American president. A wealthy businessman became the president of the United States—if Xiaozhen wants to become famous, she can rely on this method. But..." Ono Miko glanced at Ikari Shinji and said, "Won't this cause trouble for our publicity department? The most important job of my publicity department is to prevent people from knowing the information of a few pilots..."

"Miko-sama." Ikari Shinji met her eyes—a look he could understand, a look similar to the one he'd worn when he'd fallen completely for Ayanami and Asuka. Career, life, none of that mattered; Ayanami and Asuka's happiness was the most important thing in the world—a gift he could forsake for his life and wealth.

Even if people with this kind of eyes say they are not happy about it, they will still help you through actions.

"What I'm going to do is good for all of us, and... I'm asking you to help me. Look, is there any way? I just want to... become famous."

Become famous, then engage in a series of struggles - and finally kill Ikari Gendō.

"...It's perfectly normal for our little Makoto to want to be famous!" The normally capable and cold Ono Miko looked at Ikari Shinji for a second before sighing and saying, "Think carefully, Makoto has sacrificed so much for humanity, and every woman has an obligation to compensate him. But in other words, it's best for Makoto to listen to my advice and not go too far. Of course, if anything goes wrong, I'll take care of it, so don't worry, my people will work hard to resolve it. Hmm... oh, I've got this idea. If something major happens that forces you to step into the spotlight, and everyone sees you firsthand, and we can't immediately delete your information, then why not expose it? As the Book of Han says: It's better to open up than to block. In this case, it's better to let you into the public eye. Maybe it won't affect your mood... Hmm... mood is linked to synchronization rate, and this requires verification from Professor Akagi..."

"I'll go get the verification report."

They are all mine!

"Then there's no problem." Ono Miko nodded.

A big net slowly unfolds - my efforts to destroy NERV are not in vain.

"By the way, who is the head of the Publicity Department?" Shinji Ikari really didn't know.

"I...didn't I let you rape me yesterday?" At this point, Ono Miko's body was a little timid. This valiant and heroic lady seemed to have a strange XP: "It's that...that...Wuqi Baiyi."

"Oh, Sister Bai Yi?" Shinji Ikari was a bit stunned. After a moment of recollection, he really remembered her. No wonder, that's how it is. I thought you were just a simple cuckold who was looking for XP, but I didn't expect you to have such long-term plans.

"Yes, Bai Yi." The cool and handsome lady said: "Although nothing will happen in my office, it's not good to come to my office frequently... Hey, Misato."

"What?" Feiyangyang saw Feiyangyang.

"I didn't expect my abilities to improve after graduating from university." It seems Ono Miko is a university classmate of Misato and Ritsuko. "Next time, why don't you invite Bai Yi along and have a class reunion at your house?"

"Well...it's not impossible. Ritsuko can come too." Katsuragi Misato thought for a moment and replied, "I have other things to do next. Ritsuko can also help."

"okay."

The two female Feiyangyang nodded, and the two women, who were not heavy smokers, lit a cigarette at the same time.

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As the saying goes, men worry about singing, women worry about being a playboy. When the Feiyangyangs get together, all they talk about is Meiyangyang's affairs.

Shinji Ikari has his own things to do.

He went to deal with the Strategic Self-Defense Forces.

Although the US is the real father of Japan, in every sense of the word, in the world view of EVA, after all, the Japanese can massacre NERV, which is already very impressive.

...If you want to make the story complete, then the US has been completely infiltrated by SEELE and has tacitly approved the Sengoku's bloodbath against NERV. Otherwise, by the time the Sengoku assembled its troops, the US military would have already reacted, right? Are you kidding me? Are they pretending I don't exist?

The highest-ranking officer of the Strategic Self-Defense Force is Rin Kujuku. She's 31 years old and the Chief Cabinet Officer of District 11. None of that matters; the key is—she's good-looking.

Although he had managed to penetrate every key figure around Ikari at NERV, Ikari had no idea who this complete outsider, Kujuku Rin, was, what her personality was like, or how she felt about him. Because of this lack of knowledge, he harbored a fear of the unknown. Generally speaking, all human fear stems from the unknown.

But generally speaking, as long as something can be fucked, humans won't find it too scary.

"? Is this the place?" Ikari was walking alone on the street wearing a sun hat and a neutral uniform - to be honest, with the temperature in Tokyo-3, he would have died of heat if his prosthetic body hadn't had a cooling function.

It turns out the Strategic Self-Defense Force has more than one headquarters. The original Eastern Headquarters was in Nerima—Nerima had long been flooded. The current headquarters is in Tokyo-3—not an office space, so Ikari had chosen a time off work.

On the way, because even though I was young, I still had the size of a man - so I was often harassed by lesbians along the way. After arriving, I didn't go in right away, but walked around for a long time - how can ordinary people get close to the boss?

Just knock on the door? Of course not. Do you really think these people are vegetarians?

"?!" Shinji Ikari came to the door of his superior's house alone in a swagger - these people really looked like vegetarians.

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"Oh, really?" Fuyutsuki Yukioka looked at the information provided by his subordinates and was very puzzled: "Is this necessary?"

"Yes, the Senkaku strongly requested to be able to conduct simultaneous drills with them—but we refused. So the Senkaku had to settle for the next best thing, hoping that the EVA could at least play a role in the rescue. That would save everyone's face, after all, no one wants to see anything go wrong. The Senkaku's highest commander, Kyujuku Rin, actually said: If you don't agree to this request, do you want the Senkaku to completely oppose you?"

"Oh, it's been right inside for a long time." Fuyutsuki Yukizen thought to himself that old Ikari had gone for surgery, and there was nothing he could do with his old bones.

"Okay." Fuyutsuki Yukima nodded and said, "If that's the case, then I have no reason to stop you. If it's just an exercise, then there's nothing wrong with cooperating. But EVAs are very precious, so don't waste them on things that shouldn't be wasted. Okay, that's it—"

Haha, surrender! I have my people all around!

181 Beautiful boy, how do you stir up world politics?

What do I like about Japanese culture? Is it Bushido, the Emperor System, the Chrysanthemum and the Sword? Of course not! I like 2D animation, 2D beautiful girls, and big breasts! Even more extreme: without 2D, what about a P cool JP plan?

The Emperor is also a woman. After all, the Imperial Family has a 1:1 male-to-female ratio, and they barely have any boys. And what about this world where the ratio is 1:39? Fortunately, the Imperial Family abandoned that mentally ill incestuous marriage, and finally there's something to watch.

In this respect, this is a two-dimensional world after all.

Shinji Ikari stood in front of Rin's private residence, a mixture of emotions. Honestly, he was now working for the future of humanity, and he didn't really like it. After all, he had his own loves and hates—right?

"Who's this?" Kujiu got out of her private car. Honestly, she had an impression of Ikari Shinji—she rarely came into contact with men in her life, especially young men of his appearance. After getting out of the back seat of her private car, Kujiu immediately spotted Ikari Shinji waiting at the official residence. "Are you... the male pilot from NERV?"

"Yes, Miss Kujuku." Shinji Ikari showed a sunny smile and quickly approached the Kujuku Chief of Staff (Admiral).

As a native of a world with a 1:39 male-to-female ratio, Kujiku had never encountered anything like Ikari Shinji. The white-haired woman's mind was filled with thoughts: Why isn't he afraid of me? Didn't he look like an ordinary man last time? What's going on now? Why is this happening? Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?

Why did he hold my hand?

"Thank goodness Miss Jiujiu still remembers me. I'm so happy." The male electronic succubus launched his offensive and then directly opened his electronic eyes: "Miss Jiujiu, I have always admired you but never had the time to come. Today I finally mustered up the courage, and I hope you can add me as a contact."

Inspired by Kirishima Mana.

These are all leftovers from professional spy Kirishima Mana. If Kirishima Mana stood before Ikari Shinji right now, he'd probably curl his lips in disdain, thinking this beautiful boy was such an amateur, so incomprehensible that he couldn't communicate with words—how could such a person be a spy? At best, he'd be taken home and used as a toilet.

"!?" Jiujiu instantly felt as if he was in a cloud, and immediately lost track of where he was. However, considering that this place was a wealthy area, it was still on the street! If someone really took a photo, he would have to bow and resign tomorrow! "No, that's not necessary... I remember your name is..."