Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"Ikari Shinji!" The beautiful boy immediately climbed up the ladder. He saw that the dashing and heroic woman in front of him was just like a 40-year-old middle-aged man who was afraid of being scammed. In an instant, he knew why - good, you're afraid. If you're afraid, it means you know what to do next.

"Sister Jiujiu - just call me Xiaozhen."

The last time I had this kind of conversation with a boy was last time.

Probably about 30 years ago.

Jiujiu instantly burst into tears. The beautiful boy in front of him was young, beautiful, pure, and flawless, just like a piece of flawless jade. Thin as paper, with a voice like a chime, warm as jade, and beautiful as light.

"Okay, okay... Pilot Xiaozhen, right?" She didn't mind being called Sister Jiujiu. "I'm a responsible adult, and you're still a child, a boy. I think you should love yourself more. That's it—um, come on! Get some soldiers over here and escort him back! Seriously, a boy walking down the street all by himself really doesn't know what fear means. There are so many people on the street..."

"Wait—" Why was he rejected? Ah, was he trying to find a way through the backdoor? That made sense: "Well, I have some questions, official questions—look, I even brought my driver's license." Ikari Shinji understood. Now was the time to save face. It didn't matter. I made it clear that I was here to be a pornographic spy: "Can we go in and talk? Work, work! I'm also a military officer!"

"...Okay." Jiujiu·Rin looked at the male succubus shaking his arms and nodded in agreement as if possessed by a ghost.

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A man deeply sinful - whether he can survive until the end of the war is still unclear. After all, although EVA's biggest enemy is humanity itself, the greater danger is actually the apostles.

After all, what evil could I, Shinji Ikari, have? I just wanted to kill Gendou Ikari, that's all.

One weekend, Shinji Ikari was a little busy and a little tired.

After the Second Impact, the US military stationed in Japan relocated from Sasebo in (old) Tokyo Bay to Hakone Bay in the Third New Tokyo City. A new aircraft carrier group was stationed there, as was the official residence of the new Commander-in-Chief of US Forces Japan, Alice Amasanato. Everyone knows the ethics of the US. Even in a world with a male-to-female ratio of 1:39, female thieves in the military would still rape local female students, not to mention assaulting local boys.

Shinji Ikari has fallen into a dangerous trap—Asuka isn't that old, so this is his first time driving a large-capacity car in all his lives. It's a truly thrilling feeling—he's also quite good, just with more prosthetics and more tricks. After all, it's only 2015, not 2077.

However, Shinji Ikari indirectly learned a lot of secrets of the US military, and also learned some secrets that he didn't know.

Ikari had infiltrated the Commander-in-Chief of US Forces Japan, the President of the Self-Defense Forces, and every level of NERV. Ikari Gendō was practically doomed. However, before that, there were still two powerful figures he hadn't yet conquered—and there was no rush for them. One was the President of the United States, and the other was the Prime Minister of Japan.

"Hmm... Is this necessary?" Fuyutsuki Yukomasu looked at the report, completely confused.

"Hayi, this is a joint request from the Strategic Self-Defense Force and the U.S. Command in Japan. The initial request was for the possibility of joint EVA operations, which I didn't have the authority to do, but I felt was impossible. We submitted a report to the Operations Section Chief, Misato Katsuragi, who outright rejected it. They settled for the next best thing, requesting joint search and rescue. At the very least, that's... the U.S. side. While the embassy didn't explicitly state it, the commander of the U.S. Forces Japan and the press conference did make some moves."

"..." Fuyutsuki Yukimasu looked at the report in his hand, then looked at Ikari beside him: "Ikari-kun, what do you mean?"

"Hayi, I don't really want to participate. But...if everyone asks, I can."

"Yeah." Fuyutsuki Yukimatsu looked at this good kid, who really looked like Ikari Yui: "I understand. Thank you for your hard work. Then... let's start this mission... Yeah, let's get started."

182 Heroes, of course we should fight America, then we should fight America!

Shinji Ikari did have a conspiracy, but he really didn't expect that this conspiracy would be so easy to realize.

Of course, the honey trap worked once or twice, but its success every time was truly eye-opening for Shinji Ikari. But it also opened his eyes to other things—two regional commanders-in-chief, an emperor, and four high-ranking female officials within the same organization. It was truly… how could women in this world be so incompetent?

"Okay, that's it." Misato Katsuragi was a participant in the plan, but with her intelligence, she had no idea how ambitious Shinji Ikari was. In fact, no one knew why Shinji Ikari was so ambitious - and he had enough ability to act and was very proactive.

"This mission involves a joint search and rescue exercise with everyone from NERV, the Japanese Strategic Self-Defense Force, and the US Forces Japan." Misato Katsuragi was in the command vehicle. Since this was a purely simulated exercise, no one paid much attention. The head of the Strategic Self-Defense Force was personally in charge—after all, they were already in a physical relationship. He was chatting with Alice, the Commander-in-Chief of US Forces Japan—after all, it was better for mother and daughter to sit together. Between the US and Japan, mothers are kind and daughters are filial.

"Xiao Zhen, is there a problem?"

"Hayi." This time, Ikari Shinji's EVA channel was switched to the entire army. All the female soldiers of the Japanese self-defense force and all the female American soldiers heard the sunny voice of little Ikari: "No problem - I'll ask the soldiers for help. Big sisters, I hope you can give me more advice - thank you so much, my lady sisters, I..."

Bilingual in Japanese and English, I am afraid that they won’t understand and will output to nothing.

Shinji Ikari acted as a pure electronic succubus here - the EVA pilot had a projection, so this joint military exercise was based on "leaking information" from the beginning, so most of the commander-level combat self-defense forces and US troops stationed in Japan saw Ikari's sunny smile.

"?!?!"

"Is this... really a boy?"

"The information given this time is this: the pilot of this large robot is a boy! I, I thought he was just an ordinary boy..."

"How amazing! He's got this giant robot, and he defeated so many people... Could it be this beautiful boy?"

"Especially, especially... a guy like this can actually communicate so normally with a woman!"

"My female instinct is screaming, this is a man! This kind of man who only exists in delusion - he just called me sister!"

"Have tactical goggles now been equipped with VR systems? What did I just hear? Isn't this the boy who should only exist in dreams? So gentle, so refreshing..."

"Mazefak! You want to mate with him, you want to be fucked to death by him, you want to fuck him to death! You want to have responsible sex, you want to have physical intercourse—hurry up! Mazefak!"

The screams of the Japanese and American female soldiers instantly resounded throughout the mountainous area! Shinji Ikari was also somewhat flustered by the scene before him. This was originally a man-made location, and he had not considered the issue of the collective screams of female soldiers all over the mountain. This was a true physical sonic attack!

"Tell these bitches to shut up!" Lieutenant General Alice, the commander-in-chief of the US military in Japan, slammed the table and stood up. "How can I tolerate you? I screamed enough yesterday!" Alice then shouted in a hoarse voice, "What are these sons of bitches doing? Tell them to either swallow three pounds of sacred shit or pull out the Godzilla monster from the bottom and insert it from the top - in short, shut up!"

"Mom! Yes mom!"

"Kunoya-sika! —Baga!" Japanese has a very limited vocabulary for cursing—Kuchiku-jiu Chief of Staff was instantly furious, shouting in a hoarse voice, "Shut these people up!"

"Hayi!"

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"Now begin the simulated sea rescue... A sunken ship is about to appear in this sea area. Salvage operations will be carried out at the designated location... Eh?"

"? What's going on?" Shinji Ikari looked up at the sky and asked, "Isn't this a restricted area for military exercises? —Are there any civilian airliners scheduled?"

"Of course not!" Katsuragi Misato looked at the place where the sea and the sky met and saw a civilian airliner suddenly appear, diving down at a speed that was completely abnormal and visible to the naked eye. She immediately asked around.

"Hayi - a message from Japan Airlines. A Boeing 737 passenger plane lost control for unknown reasons. There are 183 crew members and passengers on board! - Requesting assistance!"

"How can we help! We don't have a runway here, and this is a military restricted area - if we give them a heads up in advance, believe it or not, the Americans can shoot them all down with one shot! Ahhh, what are they thinking!!" Misato Katsuragi was sad that the lives in front of her were about to disappear, and she was also sad that she had to take the blame again!

"They requested an emergency landing at sea—"

"From this angle, we can see the problem with the naked eye. They're doomed! And they're forcing a landing? A forced landing...huh? Xiao Zhen?" Akagi Ritsuko, who was in charge of monitoring, suddenly became excited: "Xiao Zhen, stop it! - You can't do anything!!! Your synchronization rate is too high! You can't handle it! Stop it -"

"120 percent, 150 percent... and it's still rising! There's a possibility of mental contamination at any time, the plug has dropped too much!" Maya Ibuki also shouted in shock.

"Xiaozhen - you will lose your body and never come back!" That's how LCL was soaked to death!

"EVA is a machine that saves all of humanity! — I can't even save the person right in front of me, what else can I possibly save?" This is a classic line from a Japanese male protagonist. With a wave of his hand, Shinji Ikari effortlessly unfurled a 200% synchronized AT field—like a spider web, it firmly caught the falling Boeing 737-800.

With this wave of the hand, the entire summer was swept away.

As soon as she spit out the words from her embroidered mouth, she revealed half of the Seven Rings of Slaane

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"Ikari Shinji, listen up! Even though those people on the plane are pitiful and every one of them deserves to be saved—but if you die, all of humanity will be in big trouble!"

Shinji Ikari was put in solitary confinement, and Misato Katsuragi stared at him with murderous eyes.

I didn't expect that in this world, Misato Katsuragi, besides being a RBQ, also has such a majestic aura.

"Do you know that what you did? You may have become a hero for a while and saved hundreds of people, but you may have left the entire Earth at the mercy of the apostles. Humans are not your biggest enemies!"

No, humans are like that. If the apostles are all killed, humans will have to trouble you. If Seele doesn't die, it won't matter even if Ikari dies.

At this time, Shinji Ikari must seize the time to see if he can give the Five Permanent Members a reminder, and it would be best if he could become the one who can talk to them.

"Yes, Misato-san, I know I was wrong." Ikari acted like a good kid, but completely different: "But I still think that I can do it if I try hard. I should be able to..."

"You are mentally polluted, you know that, you are mentally polluted, you... you!——" Katsuragi Misato raised her hand, and wanted to hit Ikari Shinji in the face——

"Misato, I'm sorry—but I stick to my idea. If I can help more people survive by myself, then I'm happy to do it."

“…” The slap could not fall.

"...Ritsuko wants you to have a full-body checkup. And your prosthetics need more resistance!" Misato Katsuragi angrily lowered her hand and gave Ikari Shinji a tight hug. Her voice choked with sobs, "You...don't do this again! And you're truly...a true hero."

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Shinji Ikari's plan was essentially complete, and he performed exceptionally well—after all, he had no idea a plane could drop so precisely. But if you look closely, the Boeing 737-800 fell—that was Boeing operating normally.

No matter what, Xiao Ding's 80-meter EVA moved, twice as tall as the 40-meter Ultraman. This level of giant robot used an unconventional AT stance to steadily catch a plane passenger.

As luck would have it, the new US ambassador to Japan and his family were also on board this plane, along with several other US officials and 11 other dignitaries accompanying them. What a coincidence!

NERV's Ono Miko and Wuqi Baiyi did not interfere at all, and the one hundred or so people on the entire plane, plus the American ambassador, were about to add fuel to the fire.

The sight of Shinji Ikari piloting Unit-01 and placing it steadily in an open area in the valley, and then slowly walking out of the dock and waving to the crowd with a smile—accompanied by his blessings to women all over the world in eight languages—instantly ignited the entire Internet.

So, I have such a powerful publicity machine—why should I bother creating buzz myself? Why not just let the Feiyangyang team run it for me?

Shinji Ikari used his salary to make his own achievements, let's just say that. His figure casting sticks have been sold on PDD and Amazon, which proves that this person is really popular.

"What's going on?" When Ikari Gendo received the invitation letter from the President of the United States, he became very nervous - the scene also reached its climax.

"It seems... your son has become a little famous." Fuyutsuki Yukimatsu pinched the bridge of his nose and said helplessly: "I'm sorry, this is all my fault. I don't know why, Zhan Zi..."

Old Ikari, who had just undergone surgery last night, was so angry that one of his souls left the world, his second soul ascended to heaven, and his third soul left his body. He was about to die.

"What are the people in the intelligence department doing? Are the people in the propaganda department just there to eat and do nothing?"

"I can't blame them." Fuyutsuki Yukizeng sighed and said, "No one expected a Boeing 737 to fall from the sky. Isn't Boeing considered a powerful company? Why have planes been dropping like crazy these past two years? That plane had US military communications equipment on it, and it was directly launched. The US ambassador was also on board... and he invited your son to express his gratitude that very day."

"!! What are the people from the Intelligence Department doing? Why don't you stop them?"

"…People from the Intelligence Department are not allowed to enter the US military base."

“…”That’s okay.

Suddenly he gave a very powerful statement, and you said it as if you were talking. Ikari Gendo suddenly felt that although the Intelligence Department made him very angry, but... it seemed that after encountering the US military, everything became understandable.

Considering the performance of that thief-like US military, let alone NERV, even the regular UN peacekeeping force would be just a weakling among weaklings. Then again, wouldn't NERV be a weakling among weaklings when they encountered the regular troops of the five permanent members of the UN Security Council?

"Okay, I understand." Ikari Gendō still trusts Ono-chan and Wuqi Baiyi, whom he brought up. These two are his core members and have no signs or reasons to rebel.

He didn't know that his son had already worn out all his base.

"Order him to come back immediately and not allow him to go out again. Let the people from the intelligence department keep an eye on him!" Old Ikari is very free and easy in any world. He can give the order to kill his own son casually and can express his repentance at any time before dying - anyway, as long as he can evade responsibility, he can find any excuse, but I will still do bad things to my death.

What good intentions could I, Gendo Ikari, have?

"But," Fuyutsuki Yukimasu said worriedly, "you know the American president isn't from the establishment. She...this President Ivanka Trump is something special. She was already known for doing whatever she wanted when she was a real estate tycoon and supermodel. It's even more so since she became president. We rejected her once, but now she's directly tweeted about how ENRV stopped her, and she's flying to Japan to meet this American hero."

"???!!" There were so many complaints that Ikari almost died: "What did you say? That woman is on Twitter? And ENRV? - She can't even spell..."

"Yes, this is Ivanka. You know she is this kind of leader."

"...Tsk, what did Seele say?"

"No news. I don't think it's a big deal. It's just a meeting between a pilot and the commander-in-chief. How can it cause such a big fuss?"

"That's right, he's just a kid who knows nothing." Old Ikari had just finished the Adam implant surgery and had no idea that the version had changed: "Go if you want to, hum... You've never seen a woman before, you useless bastard, I wonder if you'll be scared to tears."

"In fact..." Fuyutsuki Yukimasu hesitated to speak.

"?" Old Ikari stopped talking but wanted to.

"Your son..." Fuyutsuki Yukizeng hesitated to speak.

"Say!"

"He's becoming more and more like Wei—in both personality and appearance—in fact, he's very polite when speaking to any woman now, and everyone likes him."

"?!?!"

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That night, Shinji Ikari spent the night chatting with Ivanka Trump, the 31-year-old President of the United States, a former supermodel, and the mother of two 17-year-old daughters. He slept on the same bed with the three of them and tweeted 30 times in a row.

From now on, everything concerning Shinji Ikari is America's business!

183 Accept the epic mission: Raging Sea (US Five Permanent Mission)

Shinji Ikari laments the world's gratuitousness and cyclical nature, its order and chaos. In 2015, the president of the United States was none other than Trump—Ivanka Trump. This makes one sigh at the impermanence of life, yet the vastness of the law. In a world characterized by a stark gender disparity, populism runs rampant.

This non-establishment president, meaning one without a formal education, is a former supermodel whose family heritage spans five generations. Ivanka, through her masterful Twitter-driven politics, has plunged America into a state of division. She's adored by conservatives, despised by conservatives. Yet, she persists, playing her own role in this complex world at a critical juncture.

In this world, she still rules the country through Twitter.

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(Supermodel portrait) Ivanka J. Trump√ (@realIvankaTrump)

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