Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

I don’t want my speech this morning to affect my mood. China is a great country and an excellent and tough opponent. We need more capabilities to defeat it!

Now, I'm going to our great ally, Japan. First, I'm going to meet with the Prime Minister and complete our orders to create more value and jobs for our workers. This Wall Street guy can't do that.

Second, I am looking forward to meeting that heroic little boy.

12:11,2015 AM, August 8, 8, Twitter for Apple

51K likes, 105.4K reposts

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(Supermodel portrait) Ivanka J. Trump√ (@realIvankaTrump)

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I saw him! Look, that's Ikari Shinji (@IKARI SHINJI). To my surprise, he's a bright, optimistic, and positive fighting boy—a true pride of freedom.

(Photo: Shinji Ikari puts his arm around the shoulders of a supermodel, and the two smile for a photo)

8:11,2015 AM, August 8, 9, Twitter for Apple

251K likes, 353.6K reposts

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(Supermodel portrait) Ivanka J. Trump√ (@realIvankaTrump)

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Our little hero and my daughter taking pictures -

(Photo: Shinji Ikari takes a photo with two 17-year-old blonde sisters who are supermodels - all three have different smiles)

8:15,2015 AM, August 8, 9, Twitter for Apple

424K likes, 612K reposts

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(Supermodel portrait) Ivanka J. Trump√ (@realIvankaTrump)

He speaks excellent English, and I'm so proud of him. He works for a United Nations organization called NERV, protecting humanity from some terrible alien invasion. Don't worry, America and him will work together to safeguard world peace—he truly is a beacon of freedom and a source of pride for the world! He said he supports me, just as he supports America.

(Video attached: Shinji Ikari speaks in fluent English: "The most precious thing to a person is life, which belongs to each person only once... Let us fight to protect all of humanity.")

9:11,2015 AM, August 8, 9, Twitter for Apple

623K likes, 911K reposts

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(Supermodel portrait) Ivanka J. Trump√ (@realIvankaTrump)

He invited my family to his house. I never imagined there was such a guy in the world—gentle, sweet, and not afraid of women, nor disgusted by them. Some men would tremble in fear just by seeing me, but he was an angel—and he could even cook! My bodyguards all got little gifts from him. He was so... I cried my eyes out.

11:31,2015 AM, August 8, 9, Twitter for Apple

1923K likes, 3215K reposts

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Shinji Ikari never expected that the fatherless female commander, whom he should have seen before, would have such high attack and low defense.

Now, Shinji Ikari took out the food he had in his hands and gave it to Trump's bodyguards. He used his big pot cooking skills from the previous week and gave each of them a small cake.

Ivanka's female bodyguards were not very good either. Most of them took a bite of the cake and then carefully put it away, as if they wanted to keep it forever.

In Shinji Ikari's opinion, this is all due to the emptiness of his spiritual world caused by never having been in a relationship, and even if he were to date a lesbian, he shouldn't be so anxious and worried. In short, it's just a piece of cake - next!

After sleeping with the President of the United States (and her two daughters who are three years older than Shinji Ikari), Shinji Ikari really felt.

The world of the rich is really strange.

"Look, isn't our family very rich? So, there's something wrong with my brain."

Ivanka, for one, is more open-minded than ever. She held onto Shinji Ikari and wouldn't let go. Although his limbs were weakened, Shinji Ikari still managed to pull the cart with aplomb – the pony pulling the two pickup trucks with ease. Now, the two pickup trucks are still standing by.

The presidential car, which was designed by two-dimensional supermodels, is still parked here.

"Ah, I understand a little bit now—but isn't it bad for a mother and daughter to marry the same man? And they're marrying the same married man."

"Don't worry about that. As long as you keep your promise, I can handle it. It's just public opinion, just to build momentum..." The two-dimensional supermodel female president said: "It's just that I don't understand - Zhenjiang, as a man, why can you be so nice?"

"Because my soul is different from others, there's no need to explain more." Shinji Ikari smiled and pressed forward, but of course he wasn't going to start.

"Wait! Help... you, wait, didn't we agree to wait? What... are you writing?"

"A love letter." Ikari Shinji smiled and said, "Let's write it together."

Shinji Ikari has met one of the most powerful women in the world. While the US is theoretically supported by major corporations, the power of its president is also incredibly vast. It could even be said to be a relatively unconventional presence in the "free world"—a point not always apparent when the establishment was in power, but with Ivanka Trump, things have changed.

"Eh? You... huh?"

Shinji Ikari was scribbling on a piece of paper, just in case anyone was listening. His hand, already one-third prosthetic, wrote with incredible speed.

"Now, I'll tell you the truth I stumbled upon—my only savior, the Queen who can save humanity from disaster." Ikari Shinji's flattery was already resounding, and he quickly continued in English, "I don't know if the President of the United States has the right to know the truth about the Second Impact, but I must tell you the story from before the Second Impact. The First Impact was actually a disguise! —Humanity originated from Lilith..."

Shinji Ikari was writing like crazy here, and Ivanka's san value was dropping like crazy over there.

In fact, she was unwilling to believe what Shinji Ikari said until Shinji Ikari directly opened his brain-computer interface and let Ivanka use the US president's handbag detector for testing.

The answer was shocking—there were no lies in Shinji Ikari's brain-computer interface, and everything in it was correct—

If this Ikari Shinji were not a soul-attached being, but a brain-attached being, then the brain-computer interface issue would expose all his inner thoughts and feelings, directly causing the entire mission to fail! Fortunately, however, it seems that these things are still under control.

The truth that is within the controllable range has already made Ivanka, as the President of the United States, feel something unpredictable and terrifying.

Seele, so scary!

If I think about it, it seems someone from Seele actually approached me before. No wonder Ikari was constantly hinting at something when we were chatting just now. Even during the secret brain-computer interface interaction, he was also hinting at something.

While on a business trip, the supermodel female president of the United States suddenly launched an attack on a 14-year-old handsome boy with her two daughters - this would be terrible news in the ordinary world, let alone in a world where the male-to-female ratio is 1:39 and the concept of chastity between men and women has been reversed?

So the US is now beyond redemption—these things won't be exposed like they were during the Watergate scandal; a more powerful information blockade has succeeded. As long as people don't perceive something as problematic, the world is in the hands of Queen Trump.

Ivanka now only knows one thing:

First, when he's 16, Shinji Ikari will overcome all odds to marry him—and by then, riding on this momentum, he could be directly re-elected! As the 44th President of the United States, he has the ability to drive the narrative.

second.

"Hmm..." Ivanka used her brain-computer interface to communicate with Shinji Ikari through a physical disconnection from the internet. "Can't we just wait another six years?"

"What do you mean?" Ikari Shinji didn't quite understand.

"Look, this is such a shame." Ivanka pointed at her head and said, "You and I will get married in two years. Among the 45 American presidents, no more than a handful of them have been married, and most of them were women marrying women. Almost no American presidents who married men failed to be re-elected, so marrying you will definitely make me a surefire winner next time. - But this is such a waste. If there's still a terrifying organization like SEEle, I can destroy it! Wouldn't that mean I can be re-elected? Besides, if the aliens attack, say, the Apostles, our only recourse is to fight back - preferably in the United States, or at worst under American leadership! That way, not only can I be re-elected, but in wartime, I could be president of the United States for three or even four consecutive terms!"

One-click triple hit, this time it’s a must!

“…”This political animal.

"This can't be delayed." Ikari Shinji said in his brain machine: "And I don't want you to be re-elected so many times."

"Eh? Why...ah!"

"Because—I want to hold you in my arms every day. If you want to be re-elected, won't you be able to do this every day?"

Crazy little electric motor.

The president of the United States is one of us now! What am I afraid of?! Old Ikari?

Ikari Gendō, if I give you face, you are a commander, but if I don’t give you face, you are just a chicken, right?

184 The Allure of a Male Electronic Succubus (Part 2)

The times are changing, technology is advancing. Isn't EVA's bioconduction a brain-computer interface?

It’s just that the brain-computer interface in this world is too advanced, too advanced, and too accessible to the general public.

Through the developed Internet and the even more developed cyberpunk brain-computer interface, Shinji Ikari's profile picture instantly spread throughout the world.

Shinji Ikari also considers the reasons behind one person's popularity and another's fame. Just be a good electronic succubus, don't mess with this useless shit. Shinji Ikari fully embodies the spirit of a wonderful world—now is the time to "sell while facing outward!"

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(Full-length portrait of Shinji Ikari in combat uniform) Shinji Ikari√ (@IRKRI SHINJI)

Hello everyone, I work at NERV and I'm 14 years old. My name is Shinji Ikari and I'd like to welcome you to my Twitter - I'll share my daily life here.

(Includes an introduction video in eight languages, featuring a male electronic succubus in full-body combat suit)

9:11,2015 AM, August 8, 8, Twitter for Apple

1023K likes, 2911K reposts

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(Full-length portrait of Shinji Ikari in combat uniform) Shinji Ikari√ (@IRKRI SHINJI)

Thank you for your support, love from Japan.

I'm having dinner with the President of the United States right now, a former supermodel indeed. But after all, every woman in the world is unique and charming... (The following omitted 5000 words of praise from female bloggers for men)... On that note, I extend my best wishes to all women around the world working like Ivanka—love you all, from Shinji Ikari.

I feel pain for the lives I cannot save - Get ready for EVA and join the work of defending the Earth. I hope everyone can survive to the end, and hope that every beautiful story has a corresponding beautiful ending - This is my new song, I am not a professional, so please correct me

(Includes a bonus song played by Shinji Ikari on guitar: Dongfeng... ahem, "Come, Sweet Death.")

9:11,2015 AM, August 8, 8, Twitter for Apple

4981K likes, 12883K reposts

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The following list omits 20 of Shinji Ikari's albums. To become famous, besides just selling your body, you need to have some real skills. Piloting an EVA isn't enough; you also need to brainwash people all the time. For example, songs are the best way to brainwash people.

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"..." Do you know what Ikari Gendo's psychological reaction was when he saw the US President bringing his son to see him?

I am a NERV commander, although I am a strong one. Although I have conspiracy attributes, although Seele is my backer, although my own abilities are also very strong. Although we have always kept our minds to ourselves——

But it was obvious that the moment the President of the United States appeared in front of him.

The whole script has completely gotten out of control!

"Oh, you're the... leader of the NERV spy organization, right? Ikari Gendo... Well, nice to meet you."

It's pretty much the same job as the President of the United States. Your NERV secrecy is bullshit. You're just a UN organization in Japan. And you're telling me, the President of the United States, that you're going to keep this secret that's not really a secret—are you fucking kidding me?

If Ivanka, as the leader of the United States, doesn't know that we are facing a large alien creature here, she might as well commit suicide by excreting three pounds of soul and swallowing it to thank the world.

Ivanka directly scolded the Japanese Prime Minister and the so-called UN officials for three minutes, and then directly asked to meet with Mr. Ikari. Seele's lobbying officials were of no use at all.

Because this is a non-establishment president!

Whatever she wants to do, she does.

"I'm Ikari Gendo." Old Ikari had met some national leaders before, and generally speaking, they were mostly women, or even the only women. Furthermore, since the Second World War, international politics has become more radical, and leaders of Western countries dominated by populism are generally younger. Countries like the US, UK, France, Germany, Japan, and Italy all have young leaders—a revolving door of change.

"It's a pleasure to meet you—" Like most men in this world, Ikari Gendou didn't like women. But unlike most men in this world, Ikari Gendou hated women but had to interact with them—even going so far as to act a bit like a green tea.

But it was obvious that he couldn't be more green tea than his son.

It turns out that the phrase "It's a great honor to meet you" and a handshake are enough to make ordinary women excited for a long time. Even when meeting political leaders, this is a rare and precious behavior - after all, in this world, men like Ikari Gendo who can control large-scale machinery are rare.

"Hmm." However, the American president, a supermodel of the 2D world, had clearly seen it before. She shook hands with Ikari Gendo, but didn't feel anything special. If I respect you, I'll call you old man. If I don't, you're just a nobody! —— Moreover, all the messages from yesterday were that Ikari Jr. was planning to kill Ikari Sr., and without further ado, there was no trace of any father-son relationship between the two. "Thank you very much for your support and efforts for NERV over the years. However, I've noticed a serious problem with child labor here. All three pilots are children. What's going on? Can you introduce me to someone?"

"There are many issues involved here." Ikari Gendō felt a headache. There were some things that even the US President couldn't tell. In fact, those were NERV's internal secrets, unknown to anyone except a few insiders. Ryoji Kaji had died while investigating a non-existent 'Marduk Agency': "You're right to ask, but after all, this is..."

"I don't care about that, but I still respect NERV's work. Mr. Ikari Shinji sacrificed a lot in the battle against the Angels, his life, and even the cybernetic modifications on his body. I really didn't know there was a country that allowed so many cybernetic modifications. It's illegal, you know?"

"..." What's going on? "When the safety of all humanity is at stake, no single life is necessary. In fact, in the face of all humanity, the entire NERV should be prepared to sacrifice. As my son (this is the first time I've said this), Ikari Shinji will naturally bear the brunt of the sacrifice."

"Oh? This is totally unfree and undemocratic! It's even illegal—"

"Please wait a moment." Ikari Shinji immediately climbed up the ladder beside him and said, "I signed the consent form for all the prosthetic modifications on my body, and the total proportion is not that high, only about 20%."

"? Twenty percent?" President America was a little shocked. This former supermodel certainly knew the suffering of the world: "Ten percent can turn people into cyber maniacs!"

"So, I am the chosen one - I do accept these things for the sake of humanity." Ikari Shinji agreed with his father on this point. He looked at his father and said to him with a smile: "As my father, the commander does not avoid suspicion when promoting people within the family, and does not need to be close to his relatives when promoting people outside the family - he did nothing wrong."

Ikari Gendo suddenly felt that he owed his son too much.

"Well, since Mr. Ikari Shinji has such a strong heart and body, I am indeed very happy - by the way, I can award you honorary American citizenship and the Purple Heart! Please be sure to accept it. Oh, these are just small things." The US President suddenly turned his attention to the camera at the side. He was not talking to Mr. Ikari at all, but was talking to the audience in front of the camera: "NERV will definitely not have this kind of casual child abuse again in the future. We, the United States of America, will protect the perfect realization of justice in every corner of the world! - Right? Abe Tan?"

On the side, following behind like a shadow, is Japan's female Prime Minister - Abe Tan.