Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"Hayi." Japan's Prime Minister Tan glanced at Shinji Ikari and immediately apologized: "I didn't expect that Japan would do something that violates international law, but this kind of thing will definitely not happen again. Even if it is to fight against aliens, humanity's bottom line will still be maintained. Otherwise, even if we win and humanity continues - but it's all not worth it!"

Look at how he follows suit. Otherwise, how could he become the Prime Minister of Japan? When the Japanese Prime Minister encountered this kind of thing, he would say: Red bean paste private Marseille; the other two of the top three regulars would directly call him an idiot.

"Well, that's good. I'll go back and negotiate with the congressmen. A long-term appropriation will be allocated to NERV's Japanese headquarters." This made Ikari Gendō very happy. "Then, if the long-term appropriation can't be in place immediately, the US Treasury can allocate 200 billion US dollars in special war funds to directly support NERV headquarters."

Ikari Gendo could not have imagined that selling a son could bring such huge profits.

You can also receive your own urn later, which is a great deal.

"But!" A traditional American skill! "The United States will send a follow-up inspection organization to monitor the use and whereabouts of this money."

Oh, countless small countries have died from this, not to mention that you are just a United Nations organization? You are not a real UN army, wouldn't it be easy to decentralize you?

Fortunately, the secret organization SEELE is behind this. Even the boss of the American Empire wouldn't know...

After the meeting.

Old Ikari hurried back to his office and called Seele's contact number, but unfortunately...

Brothers, remember this: if you can’t get through on the phone when something happens – are you just a fair-weather friend?!

Can't even get through to Seele?

Gendo Ikari thought it was a bit ridiculous and a bit scary.

Below, the President of the United States is still visiting NERV.

"The Apostles are attacking! Protect the President first—"

"No, I won't leave!" Suddenly, the President saw Xiao Ding give her a look, and after thinking about it, she made an unconstitutional decision: "This is the front line of resistance, why should I leave! - I want to go to the command tower and be with the front-line personnel! -" She made a gesture to not stop the live broadcast.

Ikari Gendo felt like he was going crazy.

The script of this world has become completely biased!

185 I am the President! You can be the Little President!

In the original work, the entire NERV Japan headquarters suffered a power outage because of Ryoji Kaji, and a rain angel came in the middle - by the way, let me say that this rain angel was a bad guy who picked his feet.

This apostle poses a greater threat to humans.

There is no good person like Kaji Ryoji in this world, so the role of this good person will be completed by another good person in this world.

For example, the President of the United States - why do we say that this person is a good person?

She was the only president in the entire 300-year history of the United States, the only one who had not started a war. For this reason, it was indeed inappropriate for the Nobel Peace Prize not to have been awarded to her. But now she was extremely excited. How could she not have known that there was such a large organization fighting against the alien invasion?

There is such a good opportunity for re-election now?

What? What SEELE? What lobbying group? What high-level officials? What kind of idiotic idiots are just trying to convince me not to livestream this? —Who do you think you are? If I listened to you, could I be president of the United States? Could I lead America back to glory? Could I be MAGA?

"Peace-loving people of the world! I stand before you now!" She had found a NERV combat uniform on the spur of the moment. As expected of a former supermodel in the anime world—her figure was simply amazing. Her long legs had powerful legs beneath her neck, her busty breasts were all about her legs, and her beautiful face was nothing but her face.

Donning a NERV combat suit, the former supermodel waved her hand—this NERV combat suit had been hastily emblazoned with an [S]—to suit American tastes. Isn't this Superwoman! Our President, Maga! USA!

"I'm at the forefront of the world's resistance! Ahead are alien monsters hundreds of meters tall (no, not that big, only about a hundred meters)! That's nothing! We, the greatest Americans in the world (Asuka, a dual American and German citizen, like Ivanka Trump), and our allied soldiers are resisting the enemy! I'm your president, and they let me escape! - Bah! I'm not a coward! If they fail, I'll be the first to die with them! - God bless us, God bless America! USA!"

The two-dimensional supermodel female president gave a speech during the live broadcast as if she had been injected with chicken blood.

Twitter is about to explode.

This battle was basically broadcast all over the world.

The faces of the SEELE executives were so green.

Old Ikari's face is blue-green.

I don’t know which of these people will die first.

The eyes of the whole world are focused on the President of the United States, and all major media outlets around the world have activated expedited news to live broadcast this secret that has never been made public in human history!

Except TV Tokyo.

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"Stupid Shinji, we are going to be famous now!" Asuka was extremely excited about this. In addition to the fact that Asuka in the multiverse was indeed a character with overflowing self-esteem, in this world of "Reversal of Male and Female Chastity Concepts", women also had to have some enterprising spirit and a competitive spirit.

"I will protect you this time, Ikari-kun." Ayanami from "The World Reversed by the Concept of Chastity" seems to be a little bit talkative.

"It's okay, I...eh?"

Shinji Ikari was just about to say something.

Suddenly, a communication came from the display on the punk-style driver's seat mechanical console in the cyberpunk plug.

"Oh, Mr. Shinji!"

"..."

The face of a huge 2D supermodel was right there on the screen, and Xiao Ding was momentarily dazed. What on earth was he doing? Although the Rain Angel was a bit of a stunner, was it really okay for him to do this?

"Hello, Miss Ivanka." Yes, even a woman of her stature, a wealthy woman, and a supermodel wouldn't necessarily be able to conceive naturally—this world is truly a pill. Ivanka and her two daughters were the result of artificial insemination.

"Don't worry, America, our allies, and I will be standing behind you." Honestly, wearing this outfit is like watching a shameful play, and Shinji Ikari is almost embarrassed by it. However, business still needs to be done!

"Okay!" He suppressed his embarrassment. These days, he'd been accompanying powerful women on their feasting, drinking, and entertainment, making them kneel to their knees—a skill even in this world. If the Earth is ever liberated, remember that peace isn't priceless! It has a price, a price! This is the money I earned from selling my body for ten years! — Ikari Tou Shinji, Touniang (Sinking the Treasure Chest in Anger).

Shinji Ikari used his abilities these days and said with a smile, "I have always believed in the people of the world and you, the Great Commander! I didn't expect you to really be behind me... You are so kind, Ivanka! You are so kind, dear ladies all over the world, I love you - love from Japan."

Precisely select your target audience: there are 3.5 billion women worldwide, while there are fewer than 100 million men. They rarely follow world news, lack understanding of social groups, and don't participate in social work. They're essentially dung-making machines, waiting to die. Shinji Ikari tells himself: You're not a sissy, but you have to be in business—and he blows a kiss.

The synchronization rate of Asuka and Rei Ayanami on the side dropped rapidly.

"Okay!" The supermodel president nodded, instantly feeling that she'd be damned if she couldn't win re-election. "I'll live and die with you! Let's go! I'm right behind you, heroes from all over the world! - and the pride of America: Miss Langley! You are the greatest pride of our American military and our allies!"

"...Sankeyou, Miss, Planson and others!" Asuka squeezed out these words from between her teeth.

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It went from a thrilling battle to a political show.

Fortunately, this world hasn't been enhanced, and the Rain Angels are weak enough, the traveling Xiao Ding is strong enough, and the Cyberpunk mechas are both powerful and powerful. All these factors combined make this world truly difficult for beginners.

The Rain Angel looks like a large, long-legged spider, but it has no hair and only one eye - the tears shed by this eye are acidic corrosion.

That's all there is to it. The only difficulty is the pain the acid causes to the EVA pilots. Shinji Ikari stares at the acid spray and trades blows with his opponent. The battle is pretty simple: just charge! But it has to be worthwhile! Otherwise, wouldn't a victory that's too easy seem like you're just being lazy?

Ikari, Asuka, and Ayanami fought for a full half hour before they finally "seized" their chance behind cover and deployed their AT stance. Shinji Ikari braved the acid spray and killed the opposing team with a standing attack.

Shinji Ikari thinks this is very simple, but of course it is difficult to "act".

Everyone around the world who was watching the live broadcast online—except for people like SEELE and Old Ikari—was filled with a mixture of extreme excitement and fear.

This was the first time that the world publicly knew about the invasion of alien creatures.

With such a terrifying alien attack—and yet such strong young men and women putting up a fierce resistance!—this resistance is hopeful; the aliens aren't as terrifying as imagined.

No, it's actually even scarier - these alien creatures are real "brothers" to humans. And the future of mankind will be destroyed with just a slight touch -

The most immediate feeling was that after repeated attacks by the Apostles, people were frantically fleeing Tokyo-3. Housing prices plummeted, and businesses were in decline. Not only Tokyo-3, but even those in District 11 who had any means at all were fleeing. Planes were often packed with people leaving, leaving the return flights empty. But! Almost instantly, every fearless person in the world was buying tickets to Japan—tickets were in great demand. Furthermore, tourism in Tokyo-3 skyrocketed exponentially, as everyone waited for the EVA's arrival and to see the bodies of the Apostles trapped in Tokyo-3 and other parts of Japan.

of course.

——Katsuragi's house was "destroyed" by the network, and Katsuragi, Ko-Ikari, and Misato had to live in the house provided by NERV at first. But later on, it became much simpler——

The US military immediately dispatched and cleared a 300-square-meter house for the three people at the naval base in the Third New Tokyo City.

The only problem is.

——The nymphomaniacs who came to watch Shinji Ikari.

Surrounded the US military base.

186 Just do it!

"Ikari Gendō, are you capable of this?" Seele was furious and held a meeting to criticize Ikari Gendō.

"I have my own difficulties as well." Ikari Gendō's voice was equally cold, aggrieved and angry. "A figure of the US President's stature is not someone I should be dealing with at my level."

"..." Yeah, it seems like we should handle all the internal pressures and secrets, and you should just deal with the apostles. But doesn't that make us look weak? How can we let you take the blame if we lose momentum? "Anyway, this is a problem your son brought on, and you should be fully responsible."

"He's only the third most suitable candidate, and he's been completely transformed. His body, prosthetics, and soul have all been checked out, and nothing's wrong with them." Ikari Gendō said in a low voice, his expression grim. "The American president has come looking for him, so what can I do? Next time, I'll replace his entire face with a robotic one. Is that okay?"

"It's useless. He's already been targeted—consider your own position." Seele's stone tablet lit up, and No. 01 concluded: "This American president is different from previous ones. She can't be effectively controlled, politically or otherwise. She's too young, doesn't value life that much, but is very obsessed with power. Right now, your son is her biggest support for re-election. She won't give up, and yet she actually ignored our lobbying group and forcibly used the military to broadcast the event worldwide. No one anticipated this variable—why didn't you cut off external ties?"

"A prime minister, an American president—if I cut off the signal, the US military's N2 missile would be dropped on my head in three minutes." This is what it means to have a clear understanding: "Japan will be completely regarded as an enemy country—or, in other words, you can guarantee that you have completely undermined the US Congress and the US military."

We can infiltrate, but we can also dethrone America? If we had that capability, why would we only send three EVAs to Japan to fight? Why not just send 20 of them? And dethrone America? We can't even dethrone Ikari Gendō, so how can we dethrone America?

In a sense, SEELE is a massive, international, religious conglomerate that capitalized on the timing of a surprise attack! Something beyond the Five Permanent Members' comprehension occurred, allowing them to pull off their attack. Their only positive outcome was secrecy—because this whole Lilith, Adam, and Human Orange Juice Project sounded so damn pseudo-scientific. In the original film, even at the end, the Shanghai branch was still thinking, "Ah, an EVA's broken! Guess we'll have to spend money on a new one!"—implying that even the EVA-related systems within the Five Permanent Members were unaware of even the most basic aspects of the Human Instrumentality Project.

"Stop arguing—the core secret hasn't been revealed." At this time, the stone tablet of 03 France, which had rich experience in failure, lit up.

"Absolutely not." Old Ikari guaranteed with his life: "The core secret is still known only to us."

"That's good." The stone tablets dimmed one by one. Everyone had heard what they wanted to hear most. Finally, Stone Tablet 01 concluded: "Ikari Gendō, your mission must be completed. This is our long-cherished wish. Everyone at SEELE believes that the responsibility for this incident lies with you. If you make another mistake or fail to curb this trend, prepare to resign!"

SEELE's classic stone tablet array all dimmed.

"This is a difficult situation." Old Ikari's voice was extremely angry, yet terrifyingly calm.

"Ikari, what do we do now?"

"...If possible, capture the third most suitable person directly." Old Ikari's voice was strangely cold: "Use electronic puppets in the next battle! Eliminate the third most suitable person directly!" No one can stop me from seeing Yui! I will kill anyone who tries to stop me! Not even my own son!

I love my son, but I just can't express my love because I had a balabla childhood - so I just don't know how to express it. I don't hate him, it's his business if he hates me.

"No, there are more than just us watching him now." Fuyutsuki is still a human being. He protects Ikari Yui's son in every possible way and at least he can't die here: "If possible, just detain him..."

"Huh..." Old Ikari let out a breath of foul air: "No, direct detention won't work either. You're right, Mr. Fuyutsuki."

"Oh? It's been a while since you called me that." Are you trying to make me take the blame?

"If I'm really fired next, our wish can't change." Carry out our plan and rescue Ikari Yui! Old Ikari looked at Fuyutsuki and continued, "Of course, that's the last step."

"So, what do we do now?"

"Someone in the intelligence department told me." Old Ikari, unaware that his most trusted confidant had betrayed him, said calmly, "The kid is just a kid after all, he can't cause much trouble. What he's doing now is all because of his brain damage from that time in the volcanic lava. It won't be long before he becomes just an ordinary, autistic man again. By then, his popularity will have declined. Before that—I heard that he and the first and second most suitable candidates have a good relationship?"

"……Yes?"

"The most suitable candidate will be put in solitary confinement." Old Ikari made a move he shouldn't have made. "The second most suitable candidate will undergo a high-intensity test. Have the intelligence officers tell him—if he doesn't obey, I can't touch him. However, the most suitable candidate and the second most suitable candidate will be completely discarded."

"Ikari, this isn't good, is it?"

"There's nothing wrong with that. Rei is part of the plan, and she's not easy to touch." Old Ikari said coldly, "The second most suitable person isn't. There are people who can replace her - arrest her now. Send some pictures of her undergoing high-intensity experiments to the third most suitable person! - After all, she's just a man, weak. The child is easy to control - if there are any problems, it's not a big deal."

Oh, this world where the concepts of chastity between men and women are reversed.

Oh, the father said goodbye to the son and laughed.

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Shinji Ikari was in the US military base, and his blood was boiling.

Because it's a two-dimensional world, the overall level of quality is quite high. The stunning beauties you often see on the street are actually just passersby, of course. The people around Shinji Ikari are the artists' personalities, and calling them goddesses is no exaggeration.

After crossing over, Shinji Ikari has always taken the upper path, never the lower path. However, empiricism tells him that this world is full of humans, so there's not much difference between people. Before biological instincts, sociality curbs human instincts.

For example, shame and modesty.

Although my ability to pick up girls will improve, I shouldn't be able to charm everyone with just a wave of my hand - this is too wishful thinking.

But the reality is otherwise.

Take Japan as an example, after Shinji Ikari showed up on Twitter and broadcast the "arduous" battle live to the world.

There are approximately 30,000 fan clubs centered around Shinji Ikari, according to online statistics. Ah, seeing that number and the word "fan club" does it sound overly "old-school"? It sounds very "Area 11"? There are even more overpowering ones.

Religious groups centered around Shinji Ikari have sprung up like mushrooms after rain. Over 40,000 religious groups with Shinji Ikari as their main deity, son, or representative have popped up online. This doesn't even include the 180,000 native religious groups in Japan! There are countless new underground religious groups (i.e., cults)—

Ikari ignored the horrors of this world—generally speaking, as long as money is paid and the prestige and benefits are great enough, women in ordinary society will take risks. Where there is a big reward, there will always be brave men, and there will also be brave women.

But in this world where the male-to-female ratio is 1:39, Ikari still made the mistake of empirical rationalism for a long time. Only now did Ikari realize: Are the women of this world blessed with some strange buff? Or has "mass hysteria" broken out? Or perhaps "social hysteria"?

Over a hundred thousand women gathered in front of the US military barracks. It wasn't that only a hundred thousand had arrived. It was that only about 100,000 could squeeze in. There were even more women farther out who couldn't make it, watching the live broadcast on the big screen. Everyone was in a state of boredom. Because it was the first day, the foreigners hadn't arrived yet—Tokyo-3 suddenly felt a surge of new energy. It was clear there were various groups, some kneeling in prayer in formation, others performing large-scale strange rituals. There were also political groups centered around Shinji Ikari. They weren't just messing around; they had their own slogans!

There are demands for the continuation of Shinji Ikari's "excellent sperm", which belongs to the eugenics school; there are also demands that Shinji Ikari must disclose his sperm count and increase the amount of sperm donation - this is the slogan that most political groups are carrying out. There are political groups that demand that Shinji Ikari must marry 100 people, and there are political groups that demand that Shinji Ikari must marry 200 people. These are the slogans of women's political groups, and there are more radical ones that directly demand that Shinji Ikari must have "legal visits" every week, demand that Ikari "fulfill his obligations", and demand that Ikari "keep his promise to like women in the video."

These are still the slogans of the majority of women's political groups in District 11.

Then there's the fact that most religious groups, the more numerous, well-known, and relatively reliable ones, have a motto: "If you believe in me, you'll be fucked." Or perhaps the female leaders of religious (or cult) groups are more tomboyish, often pretending to be possessed by men—as long as you believe, sex is no different from men's. Bringing a fake one is just as good, and maybe even more pleasurable.

After transforming into Little Ikari, it became "Ikari Shinji worship".