Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

A beautiful boy willing to sacrifice himself for the entire world, shouldering the responsibility at the age of 14, his body ravaged by corrosive liquid, yet he fought on. That alone would be enough, but there's also the more important element: he loves women and treats them equally—a stark contrast to other men in this world. Religious groups are inherently mystical, and with the added bonus of "sacrifice," they instantly become idolatry.

Shinji Ikari, do you... now understand how much pain the God-Emperor is in?

Generally speaking, the slogans of religious groups are [Join our religion and you will have a chance to have sex with Shinji Ikari] or other variations.

Political groups are okay, speeches and the like are mainstream.

Idol groups are the weakest among them - they are just pure worship, secular and have no specific organization. At most, they have a foundation or something.

The most terrifying thing is religious groups.

Shinji Ikari took a look, because it was originally a variation of [opposite sex worship] and [reproductive worship], and Japan was a country with relatively special national conditions.

Xiao Ding has already seen many beautiful women forming a square formation, shouting his name - Kou.

They can use tools, or [keep it pure] by hand, or in pairs, or alone. Anyway, this is a sectarian difference.

In short, I am generating love.

Because of the sheer number of people, the military and police were overwhelmed and eventually became unwilling to manage the situation. It was just a strange ritual, a familiar sight with the "1:39 male-female ratio" blessing rituals.

What's more, there are those who can see the "feeling" - there are even those who can see the feeling and believe it vaguely: it's superstition.

Shinji Ikari watched all this in a daze.

"...How much power do I have?" Shinji Ikari really didn't know what kind of electronic succubus he was.

"Oh, you don't know yet?" Asuka, who was standing beside her, was wearing a pair of cute shorts that covered her small buttocks, and a small vest that tried to hide her ambitions. She said in a jealous tone: "How many women out there want to spend the night with you? You... Ugh!"

Shinji Ikari has found a solution for women in this world. He'll try it out on Asuka in every other world. Little Ikari blocked the girl's mouth and engaged in a fierce verbal battle! After about a minute, the girl finally decided that Shinji was right.

"Wuwu...you're breaking the rules, you know that?" She fell breathlessly into Shinji Ikari's arms, unwilling to accept it: "You! - It should be a woman hugging a man! What do you mean by this! - Are you looking for trouble with me? Do you think I'm not capable?!"

The girl's stubborn look makes her look no different from Asuka in another world - both are tsundere and stubborn and refuse to admit defeat.

"Oh, well." Ikari Shinji smiled carefreely. "I just want you to know that some women are more important to me than most other women, such as my dear Asuka. Um-"

"Oh? Excuse me, both of you?" Katsuragi Misato knocked on the door. Asuka immediately jumped up in shock - the shyness of an adolescent girl: "Excuse me, I'm here to be a light bulb, I... ow!"

It is said that women in this world have a single and effective solution.

A minute later, Misato Katsuragi, who was won over by Shinji Ikari's eloquence, felt that what Ikari said was indeed right.

"Miss Misato, what's going on?"

"No, nothing... Oh, right. There are so many groups out there. The American commander-in-chief in Japan said she has the ability to suppress everyone immediately. A few high-explosive bombs are enough. But the impact is not good. She can just ignore everything. The wire mesh can solve the problem. But these women look a bit horny out there. Many of them have fainted and can't even be transported out. Could you please evacuate the crowd? Uh, just record a video and ask them to leave. No need to show up in public..."

"I will go on stage myself." Shinji Ikari patted his chest, indicating that this is the time to show his presence.

Next up, the Prime Minister of Japan.

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"Ahem, hello everyone, dear sisters and little sisters." With a business voice and a business smile, Shinji Ikari put on a friendly, sunny and refreshing expression - and blew a kiss: "Thank you for coming - I love you."

I'm sorry, but I desperately want power, and I need the people's support—so no matter how shameless I am, I have to say it. After all, supporting me means avoiding an Orange Juice ending, a win-win for everyone. I lied to you, and you know I lied to you—we can all live better by lying to each other, and I don't want your money or your power.

"Wow!--"

The excited crowd, the girls and ladies who saw Ikari Shinji in front of the military camp, and the girls in front of the TV - power!

Shinji Ikari smiled and waited for a long time, then after the crowd finally settled down, he continued:

"I've heard the opinions of the older sisters and younger sisters. I, Shinji Ikari, love every life in this world, especially the older sisters and younger sisters." This is true, but I love these people around me even more: "However, necessary order must be followed, because it is good for us all. Even so... I am still willing to meet everyone's needs."

He raised a finger and made a silencing gesture in front of his mouth. He was trying to be nice but also nice, a technique he'd learned from all those bishoujo magazines—I, Shinji Ikari, would sell my body to humanity today! I'd do anything shameless, just to keep humanity from turning into orange juice! My sacrifice was too great.

"Shinji! Mommy loves you!—"

"Shinji, my Shinji—"

"I am her real mother!——"

"No, I'm his real sister—"

"I am his daughter!—"

That's about it. The spirit is better, and most of the time, their identity is determined by their XP.

After the crowd's voices gradually calmed down, Xiao Ikari continued, "I've listened to everyone's opinions. If there are any omissions or things that I really can't do physically, please forgive me. However, I will try my best to meet everyone's needs. The general request is to increase sperm donation from once a year to once a month. Some radical requests are once a week. Okay, I'll listen to the opinions of the elder sisters."

"?!"

"Some groups are demanding I marry a dozen, dozens, or even a hundred—fine, I'll try to marry 100 before I'm 30, and more! I'll ask Congress to amend the law and specifically raise my marriage age to 14. I agree." Anyway, after defeating the apostles, I should find my way home—why would I care about the flood after I die? Just say "I" was spiritually polluted after defeating the apostles. "If Congress doesn't agree, I'll run for Congress... Oh, it seems they don't agree either."

The dagger is revealed when the picture is revealed!

"We agree!!!!" You see, this is what populism is like.

Populism + XP is even more terrifying.

"Yeah - and try to get a chance to draw lots for a wife." Ikari Shinji said something explosive with a smile: "And then to the idol groups - thank you all the big sisters and little sisters for your support! I will work harder in the future to release new songs and so on, I will do my best! I just scolded my father to death! - Please continue to support me!"

Cheers.

"And everyone in the religious groups—I don't object to your actions, but all actions must not harm human life and must respect the law. These are my only two requirements, and I don't demand anything else—I agree with all of your XP that doesn't harm others." Ikari Shinji opened his heart: "The same goes for big sisters and little sisters around the world—"

I, Shinji Ikari, am 14 years old.

As an EVA pilot, with the support of America's 2D supermodel president, I'm preparing to run for Prime Minister of Japan—carrying public opinion! Step one: engage in XP populism; step two: become Prime Minister of Japan! —in the x-sense.

Of course, the plan was disrupted before this.

Old Ikari came here and arrested people without knowing what was good for him.

Then let’s deal with Old Ikari first.

187 The son kills his father, the minister kills the king, the lower one conquers the upper one, two, two, six!

The information between Gendo Ikari and Shinji Ikari is completely asymmetric. This is what is called knowing yourself and your enemy, and you will never be defeated in a hundred battles.

Shinji Ikari is actively planning how to kill his own father, which is a great act of filial piety! However, even with such an advantage, he still slowly hides and develops slowly. This is only the early to mid-stage, not even the late stage, so Shinji Ikari doesn't want to start fighting directly.

This is called victory is known but not achieved - you can only do your best to prevent the enemy from discovering your flaws, and slowly wait for the enemy to make a mistake - only then can you seize the opportunity to strike a fatal blow.

But the situation is stronger than people.

Because of the information asymmetry between the two sides, Ikari Gendō still thinks Shinji is just some ordinary autistic person. In a world of gender equality, they are all autistic, but in this world, they are just garbage among garbage - even his roommate Asuka likes him, which shows how hungry this world is.

—— Gendou Ikari thinks that this kind of autistic child can be cured in a matter of minutes?

"Da, da, da..." The crisp sound of combat boots under the EVA driver's uniform echoed throughout the EVA corridor.

Shinji Ikari was wearing combat uniform with a small jacket on top.

Under the "escort" of the three directors of NERV's Technology Department, Operations Department, and Intelligence Department, he quickly walked towards Ikari Gendo's office.

"Xiao Zhen, calm down and don't confront the commander head-on." Misato Katsuragi was persuading Shinji Ikari.

"It's okay." Ikari Shinji shook his head calmly. His father's office was just ahead. "I'm just going to ask what's going on."

"Xiao Zhen, Asuka's problem is actually not that big..." Akagi Ritsuko also wanted to persuade her.

"So what's a big problem?" Actually, it's okay for a man to be pulled over for blood draws and experiments. But directly replacing his body with a prosthetic and conducting mental experiments is another matter - even if it's okay to do this in front of Xiao Ikari, it's not okay! "Kill her completely and then make hundreds of clones? -"

Shinji Ikari gave Ritsuko Akagi a sidelong look that made her snap out of it—this is what it means to discipline your wife: "Listen, I will never allow this kind of thing to happen to anyone around me!"

It's also a protection for everyone.

"Xiao Zhen, actually..." Ono Miko also had something to say - because she knew that things were getting out of control. As a member of the intelligence department, she might know more - what Xiao Ikari did was honestly not something an ordinary person could do.

This is clearly aimed at the scenes between Akechi Mitsuhide and 226?

"Bang!" It was the first time in his life that Gendo Ikari felt the door of his office being kicked open like this.

The heavy encrypted iron door did not protect him, and his door was kicked open - this is not the strength that a human should have?

"What are you doing?" Ikari Gendo remained calm - his own nerv, his own office, you dead kid, even if you have the bonus of prosthetics, can you still turn the world upside down?

"Ikari Gendo, you are not worthy of sharing the same last name as your mother! You are expelled from the Ikari clan!"

It's impossible to reason with this kind of person, so Ikari gave up on rational debate and launched a personal attack: "I am the real Ikari Shinji! You are just a piece of trash! - You can't save anything, only your ambition is driving you to persecute everything!"

"...Third Most Suitable Person, where do you think you are?" Ikari Gendō, of course, trusted his men and had undoubtedly searched Shinji upon his arrival. A fierce gleam crossed his face, then he calmly gave the order, "A child throwing a tantrum? That's perfectly normal. I never expected anything from you."

Pua, it used to work very well.

"Me too, you old fool! I have to take out your mother's (beep~) and cut it into eight pieces, then put them into your father's * (beep~) and poop (beep~) to give birth to a child like you..."

Shinji Ikari started attacking his grandmother, then his great-grandmother, then... whatever he said was offensive. Japanese people had never heard of such swearing, and even Gendou Ikari was a little confused, not to mention the other people in District 11 who were present.

"Don't think I don't know what you're doing. The Adam in your left hand has been transplanted there. You want to touch Lilith and destroy the world, right? I'm telling you, no way!"

“…!!!!” This sentence was the real killer move: “Third Most Suitable Person, where did you hear these words from?!”

Ikari Gendo looked at Ikari Shinji in front of him and gave a direct order: "You guys, arrest him and send him away!"

"Uh...uh..." Ono Yoshiko, who had never resisted any orders from Ikari Gendo, hesitated at this moment.

Old Ikari suddenly felt something was wrong.

"Don't try to trick me, you old bastard! I represent the people, humanity, and the entire world! I'm going to shoot you, you traitor!" With old and new hatreds etched across his brows, Shinji Ikari pulled out his pistol from his waistband. In front of everyone's surprised eyes, he said, "Bang!"

With a gunshot, the bullet hit Ikari Gendo directly between the eyebrows - however, old Ikari was still alive.

"?!apostle?!"

Everyone else present was also in shock - in theory, apostles were enemies of humanity, so it was normal for the women present to be in a state of disorder.

"I didn't expect... you'd actually dare to shoot me." Ikari Gendō hadn't anticipated that even a tiger might hurt a person's heart. Of course, Ikari Gendō had never considered the possibility that a tiger wouldn't eat its own cubs, let alone the possibility that a tiger father wouldn't have a dog son. He'd wanted to use Ikari Shinji as a consumable, but Ikari Shinji had simply given him a coffin.

And it's hard to say whether Shinji Ikari will give him a coffin after his death.

The bullet spun in front of the AT's stance, but it couldn't penetrate Ikari Gendo's brow. Then the bullet was contained—turning its head to point at Ikari Shinji—old Ikari sneered, and said with a hint of disdain, "I will become the new world..."

[I will become the god of the new world] This classic line from the Japanese villain has not yet been finished.

"Go to hell!" Ikari Shinji was angry. "You have AT stance, do you think I, Ikari Shinji, don't have it?" "Neutralizing AT stance, how simple is that? I have much more experience than you, I'm the frontline fighter!"

The hearts reunited in an instant.

The hearts of old Ikari and young Ikari were instantly reunited. Shinji Ikari also made old Ikari understand that you died in my hands - the reason is that I also have AT stance, and I can use it without any external force like you.

"Puff!" This is the sound of a bullet entering a human body.

The bullet spun at high speed again and shot into Old Ikari's forehead!

Son kills father, father kills son. In the second season of Son Kills Father, the father died suddenly on the spot.

It is really hard to feel the excitement and interesting ethical plots of this ethical drama unless you watch it from the perspective of the people involved.

While the women around him were still confused about what was going on, Shinji Ikari walked over to Old Ikari and did something that even the most positive characters were reluctant to do – finish him off.

"Puff puff!"

Bullet after bullet pierced Ikari Gendo's face and heart. Not satisfied with just one round, Ikari pulled out another magazine and emptied it again. Then, he pulled out his pocket knife and chopped off Ikari's hand to prevent him from reaching into his crotch again.

After being shot 16 times, Old Ikari had become a sieve, with red blood constantly flowing out. Young Ikari took a handkerchief to wrap his father's hand, and then spat on the corpse.

He handed the bloody handkerchief to Akagi Ritsuko and said, "Sister Ritsuko, this is for you."

"Me?!" He was originally a bootlicker of Old Ikari.

Now Akagi Ritsuko finally came to her senses. This scene just now lasted no more than 30 seconds. Ikari fired without hesitation, and the opponent's AT position was also timely. In short, if this scene were put in an anime, it would have taken at least three or five episodes - and it also brought back memories.

"You killed your father!"

"Humanity's interests are more important than personal ties." Ikari Shinji's hands were stained with the blood of Old Ikari's severed hand, but his face remained dead silent. "Sister Ritsuko, look, what's on this hand?"

"……This is……"

Akagi Ritsuko was a professional and knew what this embryo was. After a moment's thought, she came up with the most terrifying answer: "Could it be that...after Adam was embryonated, Ikari Gendō implanted this into his hand?!"

"Yes." Ikari nodded. "The one under NERV isn't Adam at all, but Lilith! The real Adam is here—Ikari Gendō hopes to use all this to fuse Adam and Lilith and destroy all of humanity."

Little Ikari deliberately spoke very badly of Old Ikari - there was no way the other party would jump up and say no anyway.

"...Is this really Adam?" Misato Katsuragi stared at the severed hand. She was one of the few people in the world who had seen Adam alive.

Although I don't know why the lifeboat can solve Adam's shock wave problem.

"Yes, it's compressed." Ikari Shinji nodded and said, "I still have some secrets that I haven't told you, but now I have to shoulder all of this."

"??"

"The commander of NERV." Ikari Shinji walked back to Gendō Ikari's body and kicked it away. He then sat down in front of Gendō Ikari's desk. "I'll take over!"