Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"?!?!"

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The father's loving and filial behavior certainly shocked the entire NERV.

The official statement is that "Commander Ikari Gendō has suffered a sudden illness and is unable to perform his duties as Commander of NERV Japan Headquarters. The NERV Japan Headquarters Special Committee will now jointly carry out the daily work of NERV Japan Headquarters—"

This sentence has no lethal power.

"The U.S. military, the Self-Defense Forces and the Japanese government will continue to provide effective support" - hey, which of these three parties do you think is the most convincing?

Of course, the one who holds the "truth" is the most convincing. The US military's N2 has been taking off from military bases recently and circling over NERV every day - it seems like if you say no, I will throw it over your head.

188 Kaworu Nagisa

I used to laugh at the anime writers' mental retardation. What could a bunch of high school girls do? They're all riding horses, beating wild hu (a type of horse) and drafting military books. They're both civil and military, capable of saving the world. They know men on the bed and crystal slippers on the bed.

I, Shinji Ikari, am 14 years old and already the commander of NERV's Japanese headquarters.

Even though it was like the movie "Shoplifters," with only three people actually fighting on the front lines and the remaining tens of thousands of people not participating in the battle, he was still a commander after all—even though he only had three soldiers actually fighting, and one of them was himself.

"..."

To be honest, Ritsuko Akagi and others are still in shock.

Akagi and Ono Yoshiko knew from the beginning that old Ikari was not a human being. He gambled with his son's life in this world. The prosthesis has changed more than one-third of his body and it is no longer human. The next step is to install his son's one-click replacement mod. No matter whether the system will crash after the mod is installed, old Ikari is determined to be a villain and there is nothing they can do.

Katsuragi and the others didn't quite understand Ikari's move—yes, the situation between you two had already reached a fever pitch, and everyone's relationship wasn't great. But you pulled out your gun and shot the other guy dead...

It’s not that it’s not possible, it’s just that it doesn’t fit Shinji Ikari’s “silly and sweet” personality.

"Finally, how did you break the Commander's AT position?" Katsuragi Misato stared at Shinji Ikari, her hatred for the Angels soaring through the sky. If that idiot Ikari Gendō dares to touch the power of an Angel, I'll fuck your mother!

But...how did you, Shinji Ikari, deal with this half-angel?

"That's easy," Ikari said softly. "According to Ritsuko-san, the prosthetics I have are already halfway to Unit-01. Haha, I don't have any other special abilities, but I can deploy an AT field covering several kilometers in Unit-01, and I do it with ease. Ikari Gendō, the commander who only knows how to hide in the back, can't control the AT field like me, the commander who rushes to the front. Although I can't be as powerful as in Unit-01, I can still manage the AT field of a bullet."

"Are you...really going to be that commander?"

"It's my duty. I know what to do about some things."

"I heard that Ikari Gendo has a superior..."

"I can give up being the commander in name only, but I want to be the actual commander - let Deputy Commander Fuyutsuki be the commander in name only." Shinji Ikari offered a compromise - he was not pursuing fame anyway, so he didn't need to care about who would take over the position of commander within one or two episodes.

I don't pursue fame. How could I, Shinji Ikari, be such a person without knowing the big picture?

Seele should also be satisfied with this issue - but the mass-produced machines might cause trouble. Oh, just a dozen or so mass-produced machines.

If the plot remains unchanged, everything will be fine!

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"Ikari... is dead?" Fuyutsuki Yukimasu came to "Ikari's office" under the "escort" of the Intelligence Department.

Looking at the story that has appeared countless times in history books, I didn’t expect it to be so instructive.

Before his father's blood had even dried, the son had already impatiently sat down at the commander's desk.

Shinji Ikari deliberately left Gendo Ikari's body nearby - it was missing its left hand and had not been cleaned yet.

"Well, he's dead. I killed him with my own hands, the other Ikari. But from now on, just call him Sextant. He doesn't deserve to be called Ikari. I, the man who was personally recognized as Ikari by my mother, am the real Ikari family member." Little Ikari shook his head indifferently.

After traveling through time, there is no fatherly love. Instead, he is stabbed by his father again and again. He, Shinji Ikari, has never encountered such a plot as crying because of his original soul.

"Teacher Fuyutsuki." Shinji Ikari showed a mysterious smile, hoping to cosplay his own mother - he even tried hard to change his voice.

“?!” yui… No, not Wei.

"You don't want outsiders to know about your plan with the Sextant, do you?" Shinji Ikari's smile was threatening. "Don't think I don't know what you're thinking. Ikari Gendo wants to resurrect my mother, right? It's not his turn to do this. I'll do it myself!"

"..."

I have been watching movies for ten years, and all the content I watched was (muted) (muted) and the like, which is completely unacceptable in human society; one day I was talking about moral bottom lines outside, but someone suddenly jumped out and posted my browsing history.

This is how Fuyutsuki Yukimasu feels now.

"What on earth are you talking about..."

"Don't worry about where I got it from—The Human Instrumentality Project, right? And that guy Ikari Gendō even made his own script. Ha, humans are so cheap in your eyes." Ikari Shinji exhaled and asked Fuyutsuki Yuma the question he forgot to ask last week: "Are you really not going to tell Sextant that my mother Ikari Yui volunteered to enter Unit-01?"

"Where did you get all this from..." Are you from SEELE? Did they win from the beginning?

"That's enough. I'm not from SEELE." As if he could see through his thoughts—no, not really. It's just that Fuyutsuki is easy to understand. Life is just that simple. Honestly, Shinji Ikari is feeling rather awkward right now. The old man before him is a very chaotic type. He's kind, but he's the type that's ruined Ikari's life. He's evil, but he's also a rare example of order and kindness.

But from Shinji Ikari's perspective: the other party is a terrible pedophile with a perverted love for his own mother - his perverted love for his own mother has reached a terrifying level.

"Everyone in the Ikari family is dead, and I'm the only one left. Dear Fuyutsuki-sensei, you don't want my mother to be disappointed, do you?"

Fuyutsuki Yukimasu recalled that beautiful afternoon—the sun was shining brightly, and he was standing in front of Yui Ikari, who was holding the infant Shinji Ikari. Then, he accidentally caught a glimpse of Yui Ikari's armpit.

Oh, by the way, at that time, it seemed that in addition to Ikari Yui's armpits, Ikari Yui also asked herself - when I am gone, Shinji and everyone's future will be in the hands of the teacher.

"…What exactly are you going to do?"

"Carry on my mother's legacy—truly carry on her legacy!" Shinji Ikari is now just short of donning a white coat. "Save all of humanity, completely save humanity from SEELE! My mother may have realized at the time that there was an organization too terrifying for her to handle, so she joined EVA. Trust in the wisdom of future generations—well, now the wisdom of future generations has arrived."

Shinji Ikari spread his hands.

Standing in the office were Misato Katsuragi, Ritsuko Akagi, Yoshiko Ono and Hakuei Muki.

"I've already gotten through to the top brass of the Strategic Self-Defense Forces, the Japanese cabinet, the heirs of the chaebol, and even the president of the United States! I've even gained the support of ordinary people." Shinji Ikari declared himself victorious! "Any other questions?"

"...No, but... after all..."

"There's no such thing as this or that. The apostles will come one by one, and we can deal with them one by one. We don't have to deal with them now. In the end, we will have a showdown with SEELE! However, there won't be any problems this time. Teacher Fuyutsuki - now, are you going with me?"

Shinji Ikari glanced at the body of old Ikari which had not been cleaned up yet and asked a Soviet joke.

"Or are you going with my dad?"

"!!!" I was so blind just now. This boy is nothing like his mother! ——He's clearly a stronger version of his father!

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Under pressure and compromise from all sides, SEELE was unable to engage in any direct confrontation. They could only send lobbying groups to lobby the top management, hoping to "recapture" NERV's Japanese headquarters, which was not under their control.

The apostles beat one after another.

Shinji Ikari's popularity throughout NERV is also rising - hey, take some time to comfort the female operators. This lottery system is really scary - everyone thinks they might win, so they buy lottery tickets like crazy.

Little did they know that the lottery results had already been predetermined.

Shinji Ikari did not fall behind the people.

The precise drawing of lots resulted in the selection of a completely unrelated, ordinary-looking girl named Kirishima Mana as a potential bride. This fulfilled Shinji Ikari's promise of "I will marry one hundred women, and by drawing lots!"

Look, I, Shinji Ikari, kept my word. Kirishima Mana doesn't need to fight anymore; she's already pregnant! — People of the world, rejoice! — He donates sperm every week. If people around him hadn't stopped him, he'd even donate live!

Everyone was happy except SEELE. So, at the very end.

SEELE sent out its ultimate trump card.

"Hello, you are the third most suitable candidate, right?" The girl in front of him, with short white hair, big breasts and red eyes, smiled brightly.

"?!?!" Shinji Ikari showed a shocked expression.

"Hehe——" A beautiful girl who looked almost identical to Rei Ayanami jumped in front of Shinji Ikari, stretched out her hand and said, "Nice to meet you. Please take care of me. I am..."

"Kaworu Nagisa?!?!?!"

189 Tit for Tat

Generally speaking, Shinji Ikari owes his mother Ikari Yui a world; he owes Ayanami a life, and he also owes Kaworu Nagisa a life.

But considering that the mother is a passive riddle person, although Ikari Yui is one of the people who cares about little Ikari the most in the entire EVA, except for the last meeting, it seems that there is no possibility of communication between them throughout the whole story. As for Ayanami... Ayanami doesn't have much communication ability, so this one is also passed.

Then the only one left is Kaworu Nagisa.

Warm, top, bottom, whatever you say. You're fine with me even if you kill me. I can't help but give in on missions, and if I see a chance to slack off, I'll just give up. Even if Shinji kills me, I won't resist, leaving all the choices to Ikari. More considerate than Asuka, more passionate than Ayanami, and more aggressive than Katsuragi. It's safe to say, aside from Kirishima Mana from the EVA spin-off, this is the most passionate person towards Ikari in EVA.

The only problem was: it was a man.

"... Kaworu Nagisa?"

"Ah, it's me~" The beautiful girl with white hair and red eyes came straight over: "You know me? I'm so happy..."

Even the last problem has been solved.

"I..." Shinji Ikari, now Commander Ikari. Suddenly he wanted to light a cigarette, then he felt a little scared, and a little... He finally took a deep breath.

Today, he received a job transfer request from SEELE—a new pilot is here, please accept him. Originally, Ikari knew it was SEELE's doing, so he wasn't going to accept it, thinking it was definitely Nagisa Kaworu. But, but!

SEELE gave Shinji Ikari a reason that he could not refuse: new EVAs would be sent over there, and they would no longer obstruct the US proposal to send more EVAs.

At present, Ikari Shinji has a very high control ability. At worst, he can let Nagisa Kaworu leave NERV headquarters. Originally, Ikari didn't even want to see him——

I owe him too much, I'm afraid. After meeting him, Ikari Shinji is even more afraid.

"what happened?"

Nagisa Kaworu was brought to the office and stood in front of Shinji Ikari, with two female members of NERV's intelligence department beside him. Ono Miko and Katsuragi Misato were also there as the handover subjects.

"Why, did you know me before?" Nagisa Kaworu's eyes seemed full of confusion.

"You..." Sitting behind his desk, Shinji Ikari is now cosplaying his father, but cosplaying is impossible! He can't be calm and composed, working with a deadpan expression, working with a deadpan expression - he can't help but ask, "Are you really Kaworu Nagisa?"

"It's written on my profile." The smiling face is exactly the same! Originally, masculine is a handsome man, and now he is a bit similar to Ayanami——

"...I understand." Ikari Shinji looked at the message transmitted from his artificial eye. After a moment's silence, he said, "Misato-san, Miko-san, and the other two sisters—you all should leave first."

"Yes!" After all, he was already the commander of NERV, so everyone saluted and left in confusion.

"Cut off my external connections." Ikari Shinji was silent for a moment, then turned on the communication button: "All my network connection terminals are cut off."

"? But the safety regulations..." The operator on the phone obviously didn't understand what Xiao Ding meant by the different safety risks and profit ratios.

If you want to do it, just do it. The ladies in our switchboard team can also enjoy listening to it. You... don't want to be so serious, right?

"Obey orders." Xiao Ikari made a direct judgment.

"Yes." If you don't work for your boss, you will work yourself to death but get nothing in return.

Xiao Ikari hung up the phone and looked at Miss Nagisa Kaworu, who was still smiling. After a moment's hesitation, he said, "Do you hate me?"

"Eh?" This sudden sentence made the other party confused.

"Alright." Ikari Shinji waved his hand and said, "I know I owe you a life. If we win in the end, everyone on Earth owes you a life for sacrificing yourself. I know that I have to return this life to you sooner or later... but I don't want it to be in this way. Kaoru-kun... Kaoru-kun..."

The handsome boy walked gently to the side of the beautiful girl, and seemed to be murmuring her name. The confusion in his heart was reflected in his lips which he bit lightly.

"You... do you hate me very much?"

"No? I..."

"Don't pretend, I've traveled through time. You don't have to pretend either—" Ikari Shinji took the girl's hand and placed it on his chest. His heart, mechanically controlled, beat strongly. "Kaoru-kun, do you... also have the ability to travel through time? Ah, never mind, I'll just name you. Kaoru-kun—you, are you still an Apostle?"

This sentence scared the other party.

"What are you talking about?" Nagisa Kaworu forced himself to remain calm, then said, "Is this NERV's new way of welcoming guests? Or..."

"Didn't you travel through time? Ah... that's a pity. But it doesn't matter. I've always believed that the self in each world is the self in another world." Ikari Shinji still placed the other person's hand on his heart; "Now, if you use the power of the apostle... at such a close distance, I really don't know if I can defend against it. You killed the commander of NERV, and then you can move on to NERV's final dogma. At that time, the entire base was in chaos, and no one should be able to stop you - but I must tell you that the person at the bottom of the NERV base is not Adam, but Lilith. Although every one of us humans owes you a life, so do I - but I can't tell you where Adam is, otherwise it would be putting the cart before the horse. I hope you can forgive this - but..."

You can feel the affection, especially when the other person is laughing when you are completely crushing them.

If it was Ayanami's smile, it would be a stunning sight that I would never forget in my life.

The smile on Kaworu Nagisa's face as he died in his own hands was a despair he would never forget. Even though he was a bit gay, it wasn't a capital offense. And generally, only those who were truly unwaveringly straight would stand firm.

This kind of handsome boy who would die for you, with a few hundred million in his hand, and who can maintain his youth forever... If it were in the two-dimensional world, I would agree. If it were in the three-dimensional world... I would agree even if he gave me a few hundred million dollars.

"...You know I'm an apostle?" The smile on the other girl's face turned into a wry smile, and the beautiful girl shrugged her shoulders. "Ah, Li Lin is so fragile. It's really strange—why...are you so nice to me?"

"Ah, Kaoru-kun." Honestly, I felt a bit regretful, but even paying you back in so many worlds was a good thing. I wouldn't have to live in such a cowardly state anymore. After all, if Ikari Shinji really died here, the Americans would have awakened over there, and the five permanent members would have been in contact with each other, so Seele wouldn't have been able to achieve anything.

Generally speaking, wealth shouldn't be revealed—not just in cash, but in any important possessions, let alone one's life. Don't test human nature; testing it without results will lead to it being completely ripped apart by it. Ikari's move was simply to give Kaworu Nagisa the choice. It represented a hidden obstruction, a lingering nightmare that must be resolved: to pay off a debt.

"Well, the decision is yours now. Do you want to kill me? If so, go ahead."

"...No, not really." Nagisa Kaworu stared at Ikari Shinji for the length of an Ode to Joy, the two of them just staring into each other's eyes silently. Finally, the young version of Nagisa Kaworu shook her head lightly and didn't continue. "I don't know why, but you saw through my identity as an apostle, and yet you told me that it was Lilith, not Adam, who was in the Central Dogma. Ah...it turns out we were all fooled. Well, I lose. Li Lin, you're really cunning."

"Don't you want to kill me?"

"No, I don't want to." The girl put on that smile again, and the hand on Ikari Shinji's chest moved gently to his face. "Yes, I sense a familiar aura from you. Unlike other Li Lins, I... like you. But since I failed, it seems that I will die soon. But it doesn't matter - I am curious, why do you... say you owe me a life?"