Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"Then I'll make it clear. I must destroy the apostle. I can repay Xun Jun's debt with my life—if you run now, we can't catch you. I have to make it clear here—as for owing you a life... have you ever heard of time travel?"

I briefly talked about the romantic days that I, you and we had in the past.

"? I see, then it all makes sense." Such a chuunibyou story actually made the other person believe it: "Reincarnation after reincarnation. In this book of eternity, our names will be forever entwined... Yeah, I understand, I understand everything. So, in this world, I'm a girl—and in other worlds, everyone is a boy? And then, you rejected me?"

"Uh, yes, that..."

"Hahaha... I understand..." As if she had suddenly realized something, the young girl, Nagisa Kaworu, said, "In the eternal cycle of reincarnation, your happiness is my happiness... There is only one person I will never forgive."

"Eh?"

"That old bastard with the pink eyes made it look real." The girl tilted her head in anger and said, "I have my own selfish motives... Oh, right. Although life is precious, for me, who has understood the true meaning of reincarnation, I have already obtained the Fruit of Life - I will never obtain the Fruit of Wisdom. Although in many ways I am not as good as my counterpart in other dimensions, who possesses a spear that can pierce you (in many ways), it seems... being pierced by you wouldn't be bad either."

"????"

The apostle knocked Shinji Ikari to the ground, and he must have been going to tie him up and make him a sex slave!

190 The heart is the heart of an apostle, the body is the god of Li Lin - the evil fall of Kaworu Nagisa, and the tag is human stick

Write down what happened, it's a bit heavy.

Although it has a strong taste, Ikari Shinji has seen it in cyberpunk... literary works before:

Because Shinji Ikari was open-minded, because the other party was an apostle, and because of many other relationships, Ikari went with the idea of ​​exchanging one life for another, but now he finds that the other party doesn't want his life.

The next worst case scenario is another story. Often, the outcome isn't what everyone hates the most, but it's still unacceptable.

"Crack!" Ikari immediately felt something was wrong with his left arm—and then it was completely detached. With AT stance fully activated, the girl before him simply waved her arms left and right, and Ikari's right arm was also detached.

"Huh?" Because my body in this world is highly prosthetic, everyone knows the EVA driving system. Simply gripping the levers and pushing them all the way in is driving. My hands and feet are receivers.

After the two forearms, the two prosthetic calves were also removed.

From the side, it can be seen that NERV really showed no mercy to the little Ikari of this dimension. He didn't spare anybody. So what if it's your biological father? They're targeting you.

"What are you doing!" Xiao Ikari put up a bit of resistance when his limbs were suddenly ripped off. But compared to a true apostle, the AT stance Xiao Ikari sent out pales in comparison.

"Well, nothing... Oh no, although Shinji-kun's happiness is my happiness, it's okay to have a little temper sometimes, right?" Fortunately, the Nagisa Kaworu in front of him was a girl with a baby face and big breasts, otherwise Shinji Ikari would not even have the possibility of biting his tongue to commit suicide.

The girl wiped the corner of her mouth and said, "Ah, the eternal cycle—in the cycle, although Shinji-kun may not be willing this time, it is still much more comfortable than being treated like this by me in other worlds, right?"

"?! You're talking nonsense! How can you say I feel good after you've ripped off my arms and legs?!" The handsome boy suddenly lost most of his resistance, and his AT stance wasn't as strong as the opponent's. Of course, he had no choice but to surrender. He was like a half-man stick, but Ikari didn't fall to the ground. The opponent used his AT stance to catch him directly.

"But... your reaction is very honest." The beautiful girl with white hair and red eyes hugged the beautiful boy with black hair and black eyes in front of her, and the two of them closed the distance: "Look, I am a girl now——"

“…It feels really sick.”

"You don't seem to be saying it sincerely, Shinji-kun is not bad. I didn't force you at all——"

"Then give me back my hands and feet!"

"I simply hugged Shinji-kun, who for some reason had lost his prosthetic arms and legs. Now, Shinji-kun is forcing me... As a woman, I have no choice. Although I am an apostle, I am now Li Lin... a female Li Lin with a lustful body."

Oh, and here comes the odd trend in the conversation. I have to admit, Shinji Ikari actually thinks the other person is "very understanding."

"After realizing I'm also a woman, Li Lin, I found I desperately long for such excellent men. They attract me, as if they were the meaning of life. Hmm... If you don't believe me, just look—" Open your heart, pry open the door to your soul and take a look. The clear river flows beneath the trees of Hanyang, and the fragrant grass grows thick on Parrot Island. A lone sail fades into the blue sky, leaving only the Yangtze River flowing across the horizon.

The juice kept flowing out, accompanying the words the girl said after she lifted her skirt.

"Hmm, I wonder if Shinji-kun likes girls who are more open-minded—I'm so itchy it's almost painful."

"I do not like!"

"...It was touching my lower abdomen, but it was trembling and beating just now."

"I said I don't like it!"

"Oh, you're blushing?" The white-haired girl with a baby face and big breasts started the fight: "Let me see! - Shinji-kun's abdominal muscles are amazing, Shinji-kun's... eh? This... Can Li Lin's body withstand it for the first time?"

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Shinji Ikari is very unhappy now!

In this world, relationships between men and women are entirely their own! Although the women of this world might think this is counterintuitive, in their own worldview, this is completely legitimate... The laws of nature are unshakable, men are superior, women are inferior.

However, this time, what she experienced was similar to what Kusanagi Motoko experienced in all the books.

Except for the excretion of the soul, I went through all of it.

I never thought that one day I would have the character “人棒” added to my tag, and even more so I never expected that I would be the one playing this role.

"Hey, is there anything else to say?" Ikari Shinji thought for a long time and felt that in this world, this was a serious case of female masturbation. After all, the concept of chastity was yours: "You have defiled me."

"I guess so." Although he didn't quite understand the term "Zhen Bu Zhen", "Well, now you have a reason to kill me in this world, right?"

"I will definitely do it in the end, but for now, I will definitely not live alone after killing you. I will definitely return it to you, don't worry." Ikari Shinji nodded and said softly: "But if you are still a man in the next reincarnation - I'm sorry, I will still refuse. Kill you, and then..."

"That's not necessary at all. As an apostle, you and I are naturally opposed, but I just have a natural affection for you. In this case, you don't have to feel any guilt towards me." After all, in a world where the concept of chastity is reversed, the busty girl felt a little embarrassed at the moment: "Well, theoretically speaking. According to you, you came from a male-dominated world... Well, you were very happy just now, right?"

"... Never mind. You're right. I'm very happy." The beautiful boy with strong waist and abdomen, even without arms and legs, still relied on his abdominal muscles to support his body. He gently kissed the girl who was still on him: "This is an adult's kiss, unique only in this world. Goodbye, Xunjun."

"Well, Shinji-kun, goodbye—"

"Stop! - Based on the principle of using it to the fullest. You still have value -" Ikari Shinji used his remaining forearm to hold the other party: "Sorry, I will give you a complete hug next time. I'll make a note of this for now - then, I want to recruit Miss Apostle to serve me."

"Eh? Aren't you afraid that I'll find the real Adam in NERV?"

"Not afraid."

"Well... you've already said I'm Miss Apostle—how are you going to convince me?" The atmosphere suddenly became ambiguous. Sure enough, life-threatening situations can be considered an aphrodisiac? "Li Lin's body is truly miraculous."

"You also said that your current body belongs to Li Lin - of course, you convinced me in Li Lin's way." The atmosphere really became strange. "Then I must let you know what kind of creature Li Lin is!"

191 The mass-produced machine will arrive soon, but the mass-produced T has already arrived

I didn't expect that Kaworu Nagisa in this world is so easy to talk to. I'm basically in a state of being slapped in the face.

It was as if the Lustful Pig King had just lectured the heroine, "Have you read too many pornographic books? It's impossible to make a woman subjugate her with sex" - and then he turned around and took on two of them at once, knocking the heroine and his world to the ground, making them completely subjugated.

It’s a bit like now. After traveling through these worlds, Shinji Ikari has completely understood one thing.

The world my mother created has its share of minor flaws. The power of the world always creates a basic framework. Within this framework, some things can't be changed. For example, men in this world are too weak, and women too sexy. My soul from this other world is different. Male bodies in this world are inherently weaker than female bodies. Ikari underwent numerous surgeries to acquire the cyberpunk benefits of this world. Without all the other benefits, I would be a weakling, perhaps unable to even connect to EVA.

Shinji Ikari realized that the women in this world were somewhat nymphomaniacs.

This is a bit scary. I have to get out of here quickly.

Kaworu Nagisa doesn't have much influence now, and SEELE doesn't pose much of a threat either - after all, the biggest traitor is actually the Apostle himself, and the dagger you sent is the most cunning blade that will stab your heart.

Nagisa Kaworu...has a strong sense of indebtedness.

So when Kaworu Nagisa completely passed out, Shinji Ikari finally relied on the help of the men in this world. With all his prosthetic limbs removed, he struggled to crawl to the desk.

"Wha? I'm Empress Dowager Cixi... No, I'm the Commander!" Ikari Shinji was in a good mood. The biggest problem in this plane had been solved - wasn't it just the debt of conscience? I owed so much.

"...... Commander? Yes, do you have any instructions?" The operator of the Intelligence Department asked quickly.

"Hey, someone, have Ono Miko come over... and Dr. Akagi Ritsuko. Oh, and bring a brand new set of prosthetic limbs."

“Yes.” What you understand should be executed, and what you don’t understand should be strengthened through execution.

This sentence is used in this world - it has nothing to do with you anyway, just convey the order and do it without thinking. Maybe one day you will be chosen by NERV in the lottery and you can even hold a silver party.

Not long after, Ono Miko and Akagi Ritsuko arrived with something they didn't understand. And then they saw...

"?! Xiaozhen, what happened?" Looking at the devastation on the ground, Shinji Ikari's artificial body was scattered all over the ground - and the amount of water output and the amount of water output that can only be seen in hentai anime.

The baby-faced, big-breasted beautiful girl lying on the ground, Kaworu Nagisa, happened to be the target of the condemnation.

"Nothing, something happened—I have all sorts of things to do here too, and Kaoru-kun is important."

"? Xunjun?" In Japanese, "kun" is "jun" and "kao" is "zi".

"Yeah, I like calling her that." Ikari Shinji was also a little annoyed: "Wrong name, it's Kaoru-san... Anyway, she is very important, please help take care of her. And on my side——"

"Xiao Zhen, what happened to your hands and feet?"

"Don't ask. If you ask, you'll get an even scarier story. It's a blessing that it didn't turn into an accident." Ikari Shinji sighed, smiled wryly, and said to Akagi Ritsuko, who was asking about my well-being, "Please help me, Ritsu-sister—help me reinstall it."

"..."

Shinji Ikari didn't know it, but he had already been labeled.

After all, this is a world where the male-to-female ratio is 1:39 and the concept of chastity between men and women is reversed.

In this world, women are relatively more attracted to men, and relatively more inclined to H—relatively, they tend to think about H when encountering any little thing. And what's more, this is a real fight? It's inevitable that people will feel...

"Is Xiaozhen an M?" Ono Miko and Akagi Ritsuko suddenly thought about how to play tonight.

"Sister Ritsuko, you hurt me." Shinji Ikari was very dissatisfied. Why was Ritsuko Akagi so clumsy?

"Oh, sorry—it's okay if it hurts a little."

"? A short pain is worse than a long one, and a short pain is worse than no pain—what kind of madman in this world would like pain? ... Ouch! It really hurts! Sister Ritsuko!"

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get off work!

The NERV commander also needs to go off work, especially since Shinji Ikari feels that he is now stable, as steady as an old dog.

When you feel light-headed, it is natural that... you will also want to take a break.

On this day, Shinji Ikari took off the same jacket as his father and threw away his black sunglasses.

Although he was reluctant to admit that his father was a thing, he had to act like a commander. Just like the third fat man had to imitate the second fat man's style, and the second fat man had to imitate the big fat man's style.

After Ikari took over NERV, many people started to spread rumors. For example...

From the "Feng Yi Pavilion," the "Thank You Banquet," and "If the Duke Doesn't Abandon Me," to the "Following the Imperial Order to Suppress the Enemy," all in all, Ikari's retirement "due to health reasons" was widely known within NERV. As for the circumstances of his death, suspicions were largely based on who benefited from the aftermath—perhaps a case of the father resigning from his son's duty.

The US was behind the scenes, pushing things along. Associate Professor Fuyutsuki resigned after serving as acting commander for a few days. Is it even necessary to explain why Ikari took over directly?

Rumors didn't matter; Ikari pulled out his ultimate move, "Draw Lots, Pa Pa Pa," and instantly everyone's work enthusiasm maxed out. Humans are truly terrifying, just like gods who don't need to appear all the time; they only need to appear once or twice, and everyone will think you're amazing.

"Yeah." Shinji Ikari left work early after work that day. After all, he was the commander, so if he wanted to leave, he could leave. Leaders are human too, so it's normal for them to want to leave early. How could I not trust you when you're creating value?

Shinji Ikari pulled out his phone, something prosthetic users rarely use—it was "safer" than a computer. What if he downloaded some small software? He just wanted to relax.

Shinji Ikari downloaded some software on his mobile phone.

"Touch", "Doujo Friendship", "Third New Tokyo City Love Express"

Wait, because I'm a man, I registered quickly. After forging an identity, Ikari arrived in a new city (plane), and for the first time, I felt relaxed. When you're on a business trip, you'll also see police officers in hotels attentively reminding you: Don't look for prostitutes.

You have successfully aroused my rebellious psychology.

Shinji Ikari registered on an official dating app as an officially certified male by the Japanese government.

Vulnerable Woman (supermodel profile picture, looks under 30): "Would you hate a rich woman? I could give you a house, a car, money, would you still despise me? I could bear you children, I could allow you to be with other women. If you want, all you have to do is live in my house and get three million yen in pocket money every month."

Youth Contract (female college student beauty): Can I be yours? I can do whatever I want, and it doesn't matter if you abandon me. I just want to have you.

Bishounen Banzai (30-year-old female executive): 50 properties in downtown Tokyo, 100 across Japan, and global travel. Would you like to travel the world with me? If you're a homebody, would you like to choose a villa near the New Imperial Palace with me?

Shinji Ikari stared at his phone for a long time. There were probably more than a hundred messages like this.

Now he has been living in this world view for half a year. After defeating Kaworu Nagisa, it is time to fight the mass-produced machine.

Before the social media app crashed, Shinji Ikari noticed that there were many T-shirts with the direct label "Playable as Male" on the app. These T-shirts were extremely popular, no wonder it was a lesbian app.

“Ah…ah?! You…”

Shinji Ikari put on his father's sunglasses and cosplayed as his mother Yui Ikari, sneaking out to have a picnic, takeout, and some private work.

But he was still recognized.

"Are you Xiao Zhen?!"

192 Tianding Import

Ever since Shinji Ikari completely took control of NERV, he'd noticed that Seele had been using counter-infiltration tactics. Old Ikari was supposed to have some skill at this, but in a split second, he'd pierced through, broken through, and completely routed them.

His ability to control NERV is basically based on blood, reproduction and sexual behavior.

Don't tell me: Don't tell me! This guy has a very tight grip, and he's basically surrounded by his own people. SEELE's counter-infiltration method is also very simple: just send a few T (also women) who look like beautiful boys, or simply buy a few men from the underground black market and send them to the top leaders of NERV.

Misato Katsuragi directly and righteously refused, and took the opportunity to capture the little T (a lesbian with a top attribute) and send her to Ikari.

On this day, Shinji Ikari was browsing his phone in his office.

As a routine matter, I give a thumbs up to America’s supermodel president. The mutual benefits for both sides should not be forgotten.