Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

But on this day, Shinji Ikari just burst out.

"Pfft! Cough cough cough... What's going on?"

While he was giving a like, Shinji Ikari saw someone's Weibo post... no, Twitter.

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(Supermodel portrait) Ivanka J. Trump√ (@realIvankaTrump)

Article content:

Good Lord, I'm pregnant again! And my daughters are pregnant too! It's wonderful! There will be a few more little angels in this world.

(Image: A supermodel president holds a pregnancy test stick with two bars in her left hand and points to the two bars with her right hand. Next to her are two daughters on the left and right. Both are holding and pointing at pregnancy tests, all showing two bars. All three have happy smiles on their faces.

There was also a banner on the side that read: Congratulations, Shinji Dad)

8:15,2016 AM, August 3, 1, Twitter for Apple

4241K likes, 6124K reposts

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Shinji Ikari spat out a mouthful of old tea, and a mouthful of old wine was blocked in his mouth.

What's going on?

Uh, wasn't there a condom? Why... Ah! Damn America, their intelligence system is definitely better than mine!

"Wow." Ikari Shinji was very puzzled. Why are people's hearts so complicated? He picked up the phone and made a call: "Call Ono Miko, right away."

Ono Miko's office is right next to Ko Ikari's. In order to strengthen (bed) management, Shinji Ikari specially moved the offices of several people to his side.

Within two minutes, Ono Miko arrived.

In the Commander's worldview where the concept of chastity is reversed, things are different.

The lady in front of him stood straight and saluted the 14-year-old Ikari Shinji, making her heart beat fast. Then she asked, "Excuse me, what can I do for you?"

"...something big has happened." Shinji Ikari felt this desolate for the first time in his long time in this world. "Did you see the front page headlines on any website?"

"What?" Ono Miko gave an awkward laugh. "Um, I only look at the Tokyo TV website..."

"...I only watch TV Tokyo. Everything else is the same... No, that's not the problem." Ikari Shinji shook his head and said, "Watch it now!"

"Oh, okay." Open Twitter.

"Huh?!" Ono Miko opened Twitter and took a look. The top trending search was of course nothing else. The top trending search in Japan and internationally was:

The supermodel president of the United States and her two beautiful daughters are all pregnant.

The meaning of the sign on the side is very simple: the child is Shinji - Ikari Shinji's.

"That's nothing." Ikari Shinji smiled bitterly and grabbed his hair. He still didn't put himself in the right place. "I became a father at such a young age."

“!?!?! This is too much!”

"Ah, I am..."

"Even if he's the President of the United States, this isn't pure rape!"

"?"

Looking at Ono Miko's furious look in front of him, Shinji Ikari couldn't help but feel a little strange... but he immediately figured it out.

In a world where the concepts of chastity between men and women are reversed, women are in a powerful position.

A woman could get pregnant, give birth, and then leave the child on the man's doorstep—that was considered legitimate, in this world, rape and childbirth. Nowadays, it's considered adultery at best, and in a world where men are required to donate sperm at 14 and can have multiple spouses—it's not ethically a problem.

But this is equivalent to a woman in the normal world getting pregnant by her fiancé while she is still a fiancée. The fiancée is 14 years old and the man is 31.

I also brought my two 16-year-old sons with me.

Even if it's a female-oriented novel, it's not a big deal... No, female-oriented novels are very normal.

"That's simply too much." Ono Miko said unhappily, "Do you want our Intelligence Department to issue a document questioning this?"

"...No thanks, I already liked it." Ikari Shinji was very embarrassed, and then said, "Besides, I don't have any major objections. Hey, it's for increasing the human population - the problem is, how do we write diplomatic language now?"

"? Aren't you angry?" Ono Miko looked at Ikari Shinji in surprise. After all, this was a world where the concept of chastity between men and women was reversed, with a male-to-female ratio of 1:39. Men should have the most basic concept of chastity in this regard.

"It doesn't matter. After all, it's for humanity." Ikari Shinji gave a plausible excuse. "Besides, I still have to continue piloting Unit-01. I might die someday. I can also preserve the bloodline of the great Ikari family. As for the child, I really like him..."

"Oh, so that's how it is... Ugh!"

"? What's wrong with you, Meiko-san?"

"No, nothing! I just think it's disgusting that a female president would secretly pierce a condom like this. Ugh!!! Ugh..."

For some reason, the heroic lady in front of me suddenly bent down and felt a strong urge to vomit.

"...Sister Miko, tell me the truth." Ikari Shinji walked over to her, stroked her belly, and said with a soft smile: "I like children very much, especially...my child with you."

"!?! Xiao, Xiaozhen..." Suddenly, a sense of happiness came: "Then... then..."

In a few months, this beauty with a six-pack and small abdominal muscles will slowly have a bigger belly.

"Tell me the truth." Ikari Shinji smiled and asked a question: "Did you discuss this with each other? My intelligence chief, I forgive you all in this regard - I like children."

"..."

"Tell me now, I won't tell anyone else—and you're the first one to report it to me."

"!! I'm reporting it! Misato, Ritsuko, Asuka, Rei, and Maya all did this!"

"...Okay, go out and call Kaworu Nagisa for me."

"Okay, okay."

"Take care of your baby and don't do anything yourself..."

"Don't worry, I'm a strong woman - it's just a pregnancy, nothing will happen."

"……come on."

A few minutes later, Kaworu Nagisa was called over.

"Shinji-kun, you called me?"

"Yes—speed up the plan, we don't have much time (probably no more than a few months left to fight)."

193 Accelerated Death

This world was simple after all—the same difficulty as the previous dungeon, but the start was a complete mess. The entire process was also full of cheat codes, and from beginning to end it felt like playing on "easy difficulty" with Wind Spirit and Moon Shadow enabled.

Ding·Feng Ling Yueying·Wei

"As everyone knows, I'm the youngest commander of NERV. But I have my own reasons for doing this, don't you know? In fact, no one has been kept in the dark. What are we fighting against now? And what will happen if we lose in the end? - But, even if we win, what kind of ending awaits us, awaits me?"

At ten o'clock in the morning, while everyone was slacking off, both the Eastern and Western Hemispheres received a strange notification. Because it was something Ikari was doing, leveraging his global influence, it was simply titled "Ikari Shinji Concert (Large Explicit)."

Humans, after all, like vulgarity. Conservatives, on the other hand, like things that are conservative and vulgar.

If I don't hurry up, I'll have to take maternity leave in two months! And I'll have to stay in confinement for seven months! What the hell is the point of spanking then?

Hurry up.

So I discussed with the feminized Kaworu Nagisa how to leave in a decent way.

——First, let’s make SEELE respectable. They probably can’t be respectable, so we have to help them be respectable.

"—Now, I must broadcast the true truth to the world: SEELE, an organization that destroys humanity, is about to control the entire world! Please lend us your power, and let us save the world together!"

The American nation has its own unique national conditions. While the president's power may be limitless, countless obstacles exist in the actual exercise of it. For example, right now, Shinji Ikari can only rely on his influence, broadcasting live from two of the top three permanent members of the UN Security Council, reaching approximately two billion of the world's 35 billion people. Forget about the Africans who show off their skills, or the sewers in South America and South Asia, even if he wants to help, he can't. Right now, all Shinji Ikari can do is let the people of the world's ruling nation see the world where Seele triumphs, and the truth about Orange Juice.

Overturn the table.

So, why would the two-dimensional supermodel female president of our great America help Xiao Ikari?

Ah, it's very simple - first, I'm young and don't pursue alchemy for immortality; second, it's directly tied to the next election, so I can't help; third, I'm pregnant, it's yours; fourth...

I'm going to fucking kill every idiot in the Democratic Party today! Those in the Republican Party who don't support me are going to die too! Don't even talk to me about the two-party system! When it comes to the life and death of humanity, I raise my butcher knife and you're going to be slaughtered.

What's more, the disclosed documents are all real.

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"--These documents are authentic and correct. I demand that all the American people who are still human stand with God and me! Send all these damned cultists to the stake; they must pay for their crimes against humanity!--Look, look at these documents. What have the Democrats done? They sacrificed children, they tortured humans, they just want to do disgusting things. In the end, they relied on the evil Seele organization to kill all humans so that they could be happy and prolong their old lives! Obama, Bai, etc.--the countless crimes are here! I command the American Army, Navy, and Air Force, who are still human, to fulfill your duties! I am loyal to the Constitution and the sacred rights given by God, and I will serve the American people and save the world!--Believe me, I can lead you out of the darkest times! For our beloved families, our children--God bless America!"

Leaders from all major powers immediately took action, and multi-party states began to attack each other. Take the United States, for example. Their supermodel president came right up, clutching her "pregnant belly," a symbol of life (though it wasn't even noticeable), and waved her hands, ordering the US military to move in! "Fuck you!"

The situation is similar for other major countries.

It is terrifying to see the truth being uncovered. After all, some countries are founded on religion.

In some countries, the opposite is true.

Just because the brain is mentally normal doesn't mean the limbs are free of disease. The list of infiltrated mid-level officials is enough to make the bosses' scalps tingle. If something were to happen, no one would even report it. It's like a movie where, even though the world is about to end, the boss will still say in Shanghai, "Ah, we need to build a new EVA, the budget has increased again!" Such statements show no awareness of the impending doom and demise of humanity.

No one reported it.

Blood and gore, blood and gore—your blood and gore is better than the world's shared orange juice.

You know what? After some introspection, we had a lot of tumors removed from our bodies, and the global economy actually improved. It's really amazing—but that's another story.

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however.

The most terrifying thing happened.

On a high peak in the Rocky Mountains, on the US-Canada border.

This is SEELE's headquarters.

To maintain secrecy, it is kept away from human habitation. There is nothing here, and the perpetual snow makes the secret base here look like a secret base on the front lines of saving humanity. Unfortunately, this is used to destroy humanity.

SEELE found out that Xiao Ding had flipped the table, and everyone had been angry for five minutes. In the end, everyone had a common idea:

He could run away with the bucket, and there would be no shortage of firewood for the future. Moreover, he still had one last trick: start the mass production machine, directly raid the NERV headquarters, and forcibly complete the completion plan.

"What?... Let's start the plan." Loki, the Speaker of Seele, had no choice but to say softly, "They can't destroy an organization that has existed for thousands of years. Nothing will happen here... Eh?"

Yes.

An organization that has existed for thousands of years will not be uprooted so easily. Such a centipede that is still alive and kicking is not something that ordinary people can deal with.

Unless, the opponent is a completely unreasonable being with the power of destruction. A being that can truly destroy the world in a physical sense...

“Buzz—Boom!!—”

Because it was directly communicated, and it happened on America's own land. The top three permanent members were fine with it, and the bottom two also nodded in agreement. The rest of the world had no say.

The brilliant light of an artificial sun flashed across the US-Canada border. The five permanent members of the UN Security Council, without even saying hello to Canada, launched a saturation attack with nuclear weapons. To directly address the target, they also used various armor-piercing long-range missiles to target the mountain, carrying out a plowing attack for five consecutive days.

Before Loki could escape, he was vaporized at the nuclear explosion point of about 50 million degrees.

However, the mass-produced machine still came out - it was so aggressive that it seemed to be a replica of the summer classic - Asuka Muzan.

194 God Emperor Ikari Shinji

Fuck it, get rid of it, you guys are really bad.

In the extremely simple difficulty level, Xiao Ikari manipulated his mother to kill the machine, and the mass-produced machines were soon turned into clenbuterol.

"Puff!" Ikari Shinji severed the head of the last mass-produced mecha and removed its limbs. The entire mecha was twisted into a dough stick, and then pierced with eighteen holes using the Spear of Longinus.

After throwing all the mass-produced machines together, Xiao Ikari stood there.

"Okay, everything is resolved." Shinji Ikari looked at Kaworu Nagisa in the cockpit and cut off contact with the outside world.

Everyone cheered, everyone jumped for joy, everyone shouted - victory.

"Yes, it's all over." The girl Nagisa Kaworu in the cockpit lowered her head and looked at Shinji Ikari: "Are you ready? Shinji-kun, if you feel happy here, you don't have to leave this world."

Nagisa Kaworu gently took Ikari Shinji's hand and said, "The Completion Plan will never be realized because I am here. And I am here as the last apostle. As long as I leave, this world will become what you want. Asuka, Ayanami Rei, that Katsuragi Misato. Oh, don't you like this world where [the concept of chastity between men and women is reversed] and [the ratio of men to women is 1:39]?"

Nagisa Kaworu placed Ikari Shinji's hand on her neck. The girl smiled softly, as if she didn't care about her life or death at all: "Hey, Shinji-kun. Don't worry too much, just use a little strength."

"No, that's not the case." Ikari Shinji stared at the other person's red eyes and sneered, as if he was sneering at everything. "Well, this may not be what you imagine. I owed you my life before, but now I don't plan to do so. However, as a human being, I am extremely selfish - does wanting to take you away mean I don't respect your opinion?"

"My desire to be with you, to be with Shinji-kun, has never changed." The girl held the boy's waist tightly. "Well... since Shinji-kun has decided to leave this world, then there is nothing I can do to stop you. I hope that in the next world, I can continue to see your happy side."

"...I'm talking to Xun-kun?"