I'm on the Infinite Crazy Sister Card

"No, no, it won't hurt. It won't hurt."

"It will hurt, it will hurt, it will hurt!"

"It won't hurt, it won't hurt, I said it won't hurt."

"I feel the pain, too. I feel the pain, too."

These little goblins, who were full of wisdom and cleverness, soon split into two different factions because of their different ideas.

They quickly began arguing with each other over whether spanking hurt or not.

The chirping sound was like two hundred skylarks quarreling in Levi's ears.

He couldn't help but roar, and he stood up, pulled out one of the goblins on each side, then put one hand on his knee and beat them left and right, crackling non-stop.

After a while.

After the two little fairies limped away from Levi's restraints with their red little butts sticking out, the two men finally came to a conclusion after some discussion.

That's spanking. Most of the time, it's somewhere between painful and not painful, but sometimes it can feel comfortable in a different way.

After reaching this conclusion, the goblins from both groups quickly started playing together again, happily went to the tree house nearby, and started playing pranks on other elves.

.......

The time of leisurely caring for the goblins' growth was not long. After only two months, these goblins quickly grew up to adults.

Their minds have begun to mature, but they still like to play pranks.

And their appearance was frozen at about sixteen or seventeen years old - this was very similar to that of an elf.

Each of them seems like an adolescent girl who has not yet fully grown up, with a lively and bright smile but also a distinct sense of cunning.

And that smile with jagged teeth can look both cute and aggressive.

Similarly, after two months of preparation, Levi's cheap third daughter was also ready to start the war again.

First of all, thanks to the existence of elven technicians, two months is enough time to produce real leather armor worn by thousands of goblins.

At the same time, there were also some elven craftsmen who provided standard iron tools to the goblin army.

Ordinary dragon vein goblins who had changed their equipment, plus more than 20 newly grown fairy classmates and Ikaros' five daughters.

Such a huge army began to move towards the edge of the forest.

Levi sat on the slide as usual, carried by the three hardworking ghosts, and walked in the center of the team.

He is ready.

This time, Goblin Slayer must be pinned to the bed.

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Chapter 53: Sword Saint and Goblin Slayer

Two months was not a long time for Levi, but it seemed a little too long for the town development.

Although Goblin Slayer brought news that goblins might invade, the four silver-level adventurers who retreated later, including Lancer, Female Mage, Warrior and Wanderer, also confirmed that the goblins had wiped out all the Chaos Orcs among the elves and conquered the village of the forest elves.

But the two-month vigilance period also made many adventurers lose their patience.

Both the Border Earl and the branch president of the Adventurer's Guild have become a little shaken at this moment, thinking that it is not worth it to continue like this.

Maybe, in case, it is possible,

Are those goblins satisfied with just occupying the big forest and will not invade the human world again?

Of course, what ultimately prompted the relaxation of the alert was cost, whether it was providing the adventurers with the necessary funds to be on alert, or sending adventurers to conduct daily reconnaissance in the Great Ginseng Forest.

Both require the union president and the border earl to provide costs.

But it was obvious that the two-month period had already extended the expenses to such a high level that even the Border Earl began to feel distressed.

Finally after more than a month of high-pressure alert.

The branch president of the Adventurer's Guild and the Border Earl gave up on maintaining such vigilance costs and instead frequently sent out small teams of reconnaissance adventurers to conduct all-round monitoring of the forest.

From time to time, there are some missions to go into the forest to slaughter goblins and eliminate monsters.

Currently in the kingdom, the only person who is still extremely wary of the goblins in the Great Forest, besides the Goblin Slayer, is the Sword Saint of the Church of the Supreme Being.

This former gold-ranked adventurer even rushed from the Water City to the border development town half a month ago, specifically to get up-close intelligence on the Great Forest.

Today, she was meeting with Goblin Slayer as usual.

"Mr. Goblin Slayer."

The Sword Saint knelt down in the simple temple of the Supreme God in the town, and prayed to the still holy statue with her hands clasped together.

Sitting on the church pew behind her was Goblin Slayer alone.

Still wearing his mottled armor, he seemed to be praying softly with his eyes closed and his head bowed.

After a moment, she raised her head slightly, and the slight shaking of her helmet and armor indicated that she had fixed her gaze on the Sword Saint.

"In the Great Forest today, are there any unusual movements by the goblins?"

Goblin Slayer shook his head slightly, his voice low.

"The reconnaissance team did not find any problems. The exploration team entered the forest a few days ago. After killing more than a dozen goblins, they suffered one serious injury and one death, and were forced to evacuate."

"These adventurers in the exploration group are all hardcore adventurer teams at the ruby ​​to bronze level. They can basically deal with goblin heroes. But now facing the attack of a dozen ordinary goblins, they are helpless."

"The monsters have become more powerful again!"

"Goblin..." The Sword Saint's voice trembled slightly. She didn't know when her hands had changed from a clenched fist in prayer to a posture of hugging herself, seeking safety.

The surging buds were wrapped and gathered by the arms, making them more prominent.

The fair skin, which could not be completely concealed by the saint's ornaments, began to tremble slightly in this not-so-cold season.

Goblin Slayer sighed slightly.

Although both of them were harmed by the goblins, they took completely different paths.

One person has been wanting to kill all goblins ever since then; another person has developed an absolute stress response to goblins and cannot remain calm whenever he hears or imagines them.

--Perhaps, it was because I only witnessed my family being killed and humiliated, while she experienced it herself.

---If I had been caught by the goblins at that time, would I have become like her?

---Maybe, maybe not.

---I cannot predict the past that has not yet happened.

Goblin Slayer was thinking this when suddenly his eyes froze and he looked towards the direction of the big forest outside the church window.

There, thick black smoke was already billowing up.

"Goblins are coming!!"

She said this simply, and at the same time, she gripped the dagger at her waist and began to walk out of the church with big strides.

Just as she was about to reach the church door, the trembling voice of the Sword Saint slowly came: "I wish you good luck in martial arts."

Goblin Slayer paused for a moment after hearing this, then shook his head slightly.

The low voice gave the final response.

"Sword Saint, if you really can't face the goblins, please hurry back to the Water City."

"This place will become a battlefield soon."

"The Supreme God Church needs you, and the human kingdom needs you too. After all, the enemies we face are not just goblins."

The Sword Saint did not respond.

Goblin Slayer shook his head slightly and decided not to think too much about the Sword Saint who was still staying here for some unknown reason.

Whether she wanted to use this war to break through the fear of goblins or to achieve other goals, it didn't matter to Goblin Slayer.

She only wants to do one thing now.

That is,

Kill Goblins!!!

Even those goblins who don't look like goblins must die!!!

Even the goblin who looked like a human or an elf and spared her once must die!!

She would never waver, and would never think that the controlled goblins could be accepted and let go!!!

Only one of them can survive, her or the goblin.

The goblin that appeared in her eyes must die!!

...........

on the other hand

Looking at the black smoke appearing on the marching road, Levi waved his hand indifferently.

"Let them prepare fully. Only by defeating them head-on can we dominate this area with ease."

In the past two months, his goblin army has nearly doubled in size. The original number of dragon vein goblins, which numbered several thousand, has expanded to nearly ten thousand.

Levi felt that with this power, as long as he didn't encounter the brave girl who was destined to be the protagonist favored by the gods in the original work, it would definitely be able to completely flatten the human kingdom.

At this moment, according to the information Levi had obtained, the brave girl, the destined protagonist favored by the gods, did not seem to be active in the kingdom yet.

Nor did I find out about her first battle achievement after picking up the holy sword - she destroyed an entire temple maze with a single sword and killed one of the 16 demon generals of the new demon king.

So, Levi was relieved now.

Without this brave messenger of the gods, wouldn't the human kingdom be filled with a bunch of chickens and dogs, ready to be manipulated by me?

---Hahahaha, Goblin Slayer, Sword Saint, Guild Front Desk Girl, Cow Girl, here I come, hahahaha!!!

Chapter 54 This is my route~!

In the temporary war command hall mainly composed of the Adventurer's Guild.

The branch president of the Adventurer's Guild and the border earl were standing next to a huge map, pointing at some places on it.

Although it had long been expected that the goblin army would come out of the forest and attack human territory, their sudden appearance at this moment still caught everyone off guard.

The fat border earl stood beside the huge map table, pacing back and forth like an anxious mouse.

All kinds of questions kept coming out of his mouth.

"How many goblins are there in total?"

"What types are there? How many normal goblins, how many big goblins, how many goblin priests? And how many goblin heroes?"

"Yes. Where should we attack them and cut off their path? We must not let them enter our pioneering town. We must destroy them halfway."

“Which border villages will they pass through along the way, and how many people have started to evacuate?”

Some of his questions can be answered, but some are completely unknown.

"According to the information passed on, the goblin army may be around 5000 to 1."

"As for the types of goblins, if what Goblin Slayer said last time is true, they should all be dragon vein goblins with fine scales. I haven't seen any big goblins, goblin priests, or goblin heroes."

"As for the attack..."

The branch leader of the Adventurer's Guild pointed to several locations on the map.

"This canyon is a good place for an ambush. In a narrow area like this, if we can launch some large-scale area magic attacks on the enemy, we may be able to destroy a lot of their power in an instant."

"And here, this rugged hilly area is also a good place for us to fight using the strengths of a small group of adventurers."

"We are definitely not as many as these goblins, so we can only have a chance by harassing them and killing them by splitting them up."

"Finally, this river here. This bridge across the river is the only way to reach our pioneering town. If we blow up this bridge, no matter how powerful the enemy is, they will be blocked for at least two or three days."

"This place can serve as our last safe haven after we lose the battle."

After saying this, the branch president of the Adventurer's Guild looked at the fat border earl again.

"My Lord, how is your request for help from the King going?"