I'm on the Infinite Crazy Sister Card

"As soon as I discovered the goblins, I ordered people to rush to the capital quickly, according to the agreement I had already reached with the king."

"In 4 to 5 days at most, the king and the surrounding lords will arrive with reinforcements."

"What does your Adventurer's Guild say?"

"What about support from other chapters?"

The branch president of the Adventurer's Guild gave a bitter smile.

"When they heard the description of the Goblin Army, they looked incredulous. No other branch president was willing to provide us with much support."

"Unless we are willing to provide a large amount of money and resources to hire them, they will come for the mission."

"The presidents of the Adventurer's Guild are indeed a bunch of money-hungry guys." The fat earl said angrily.

"Ha, don't blame them." The branch president of the Adventurer's Guild laughed helplessly. "To be honest, if we heard that other large towns were attacked by the Goblin army, we would probably be amazed at first, and then feel that it was a bit ridiculous. Isn't it?"

"After all, goblins are just a bunch of weak and despicable guys. At most, they will bully the unprotected villages, but they are almost no danger to the towns."

"But we have this big forest here! Even the Sword Saint of the Supreme God Temple appeared here."

“Isn’t this enough to attract their attention?”

The branch president of the Adventurer's Guild shrugged, saying that he was helpless.

"Alright alright."

The Border Earl stopped complaining and continued to ask.

"So what do you think our chances of winning are?"

"Three floors or two and a half floors?" The branch president of the Adventurer's Guild answered truthfully.

"It all depends on whether our plan can be successfully implemented."

"But the chances of winning are still slim, if the Goblins are really as strong as Goblin Slayer said."

"I'm now hoping that Goblin Slayer is a boastful guy who tells lies all the time, but this prayer is unlikely to come true."

"Hey~~~!"

"Alright alright."

The Border Earl stopped moving around restlessly and sighed.

"Now that everything is set up, we just have to wait for the outcome of the battle, right?"

"Of course!" The branch president of the Adventurer's Guild nodded.

"Let us hope that the adventurers will bring us another victory."

.......

on the other hand,

A huge horde of goblins moved quickly on the road.

After leaving the big forest, most areas have been opened up by humans with fixed roads, which saves the goblins led by Levi a lot of effort.

Three hours after leaving the forest, Levi's third daughter ordered the troops to stop for rest and began to deploy according to the simple map that had just been drawn.

"Here, here, here."

The third daughter held a large book in her arms and spoke with a gloomy face.

"This is a canyon that we must pass through. It is narrow and cramped. Human adventurers will definitely ambush us here."

"And most importantly, we can't bypass this passage. Otherwise, we'll have to walk an extra day to officially reach the development town."

"Then here is a rugged hilly area, which is also the fastest way to reach the pioneer town. However, you can take a detour here, which will take at most two or three hours longer."

"This is the only bridge across the river ahead. If the enemy blows it up, we may have to wait two or three more days before we can build a new floating bridge."

"So?" Levi casually used his toes to tickle the warm base of his fifth daughter's thighs under the table. Looking at the suppressed shy expression of this quiet, delicate girl who looked like a doll, and feeling the damp heat, his heart was slightly moved.

"So, we need to take over these three areas as quickly as possible, preferably at a speed that the other side cannot react in time."

The second daughter raised her hands high, her long fiery red hair shining in the sun: "Let me bring a perfect victory to my father."

Chapter 1: Goblin vs. Adventurer ()

"Eldest sister, you have to lead the fire goblins to both sides of the canyon. Don't worry about anything else, just cast fireballs. We fire goblins still have at least seven uses of our innate abilities left, and you are allowed to use them all this time."

"If the other party has the ability to control fire, I also need you to find a way to ensure the safety of both sides of the canyon. Can you do it?"

The second girl with long fiery red hair was arranging the tasks in a heroic manner. Her eyes were now looking at the eldest daughter who was standing next to Levi.

"No problem." The eldest sister with blonde twin ponytails nodded firmly.

The second daughter also nodded in response, and she continued.

"Then, while the eldest sister is attacking, I will lead the mutated banshee goblins that can fly directly to the bridge area to suppress the area."

"We need to completely suppress the area around the bridge before the enemy can react. This will prevent the enemy from destroying the bridge in the first place."

“And you, sister…” The second daughter’s gaze turned to the tall and gentle fourth daughter standing behind Levi.

"Just stay here with my youngest sister to protect our father's safety, and move forward with the main force."

"Of course I'll follow your instructions, sister." The fourth daughter with majestic nipples smiled gently and agreed while holding the back of Levi's head with her soft hands.

"What about me?" the gloomy third daughter said in a low voice.

"Of course he is responsible for controlling the movement of the large army. You won't leave such a thing to our father, will you?" the second daughter said as a matter of course.

"Yes, yes, yes." Levi rubbed his head against the soft Naizi pillow and replied casually, "Just treat me as a good-for-nothing who only knows how to eat, drink and have fun. Don't expect me to do such a great thing."

"Father..." The third daughter sighed helplessly: "Okay, I understand. I thought there was nothing for me to do. I was going to go back and rest."

.......

In the afternoon, when the sun was at its highest point, Goblin Slayer arrived at the canyon area where the Goblin army was ambushed.

Here, many of his companions with whom he had worked before were already in place.

The silver-level female adventurer magician and dozens of bronze-level magicians are busy setting up magic circles.

"What is this?" Goblin Slayer greeted the Lancer and asked in a low voice.

"High-level concealment ritual, and high-level fire-proof barrier."

The spearman squatted on the ground, chewing a piece of weed in his mouth, and responded casually.

"I saw the fireball technique used by those fire goblins last time. We must be on guard."

"I escaped so miserably last time, I must kill him this time to vent my hatred."

"bother!"

"Can they block the fireball? There are at least hundreds of fire goblins!" Goblin Slayer was not optimistic.

"No problem at all."

The sexy voice of the female magician suddenly came from behind him.

"A high-level fireproof barrier has an absolute defensive effect against fire spells below the high level. Even if the opponent uses 300 fireball spells in a row, I'm afraid it will not be able to destroy it."

"No matter how much those fire goblins mutate, they shouldn't be able to use fireball more than three times a day."

"Hmm..." Although the Goblin Slayer was still uneasy, he could only believe the words of the magicians at this moment.

He was silent for a while, then looked up at the sun in the sky and estimated the time.

According to the time of the smog warning report, the large group of goblins left the forest in the morning and arrived at the first monitoring station at noon.

At normal speed, it should take only half an hour to get here.

So the Goblin Slayer stopped looking anxiously and sat down calmly, and began to apply blessed oil on his dagger and lethal poison on the arrows of his crossbow.

Not long after he was ready, he heard a series of piercing bell sounds in the distance.

The spearman squatting on the ground and the female magician who was checking the magic circle were both startled.

Their eyes looked toward the distance at the entrance of the canyon.

"The Goblins are coming."

“Get ready!!!”

The female magician shouted loudly, and the other magicians began to shout.

"Let's go!" The spearman kicked the spear on the ground, and the weapon immediately drew a beautiful arc and fell into his hand. He casually put the spear on his shoulder and poked the Goblin Slayer's armor with his elbow.

"Let's hide in the hidden ritual first. I remember that those goblins have the ability of high-altitude reconnaissance. Don't get discovered."

Goblin Slayer nodded slightly.

Hidden in the ritual, hundreds of adventurers of different levels, from sapphire to silver, were looking into the distance using their own methods.

Tens of minutes later.

A whistling golden figure suddenly approached rapidly from the sky.

The wanderers with excellent eyesight saw the figure clearly.

This is a little girl with brilliant blonde hair and delicate face, but her eyes do not have the innocence common among little girls, but a look of indifference and arrogance towards life.

The young girl flew over the cliffs above the two canyons for several minutes before flying away with satisfaction.

Hidden within the ritual, the female magician clenched her hands excitedly.

"It succeeded. We hid it from the enemy's reconnaissance."

Goblin Slayer and the Lancer beside him breathed a sigh of relief at the same time and slightly relaxed their grip on their weapons.

Then, about 10 minutes later, clouds of dust and smoke appeared at the edge of the distant vision.

Some wanderers with eagle eye skills have now seen who is coming.

They were a group of tall goblins with fiery red hair and short, thick noses.

"They are Fire Goblins." The spearman leaned on his spear and looked into the distance. He said to the Goblin Slayer beside him, "There are about 100 of them. This should be the enemy's full force. There are also about 500 Dragon Vein Goblins wearing leather armor and holding brand new weapons."

“This number is not too much, but it is not too little either.” Goblin Slayer pondered for a moment. “According to the estimated time, it will take at least two hours for the enemy’s main force to arrive here.”

"These goblins are probably here to conduct reconnaissance and exploration."

"Should we let them go?" The giant axe soldier, who was also a silver-level adventurer, asked the spearman. This strongest silver-level adventurer was now the leader of these adventurers.

"I have a bad feeling that the other party will not be so easy to get rid of." The female magician looked into the distance with a bad expression.

Other experienced adventurers also noticed the unusual situation.

"The enemy is not heading for the canyon, but directly heading for the cliff above the canyon, which is where we are."

"It looks like we can't avoid fighting each other no matter what."

The magician said it with certainty.

Chapter 2: Goblins vs. Adventurers ()

The Dragon Vein Goblin and the Flame Pig Head Goblin stood at the foot of the cliff.

Ikaros' eldest daughter hovered above their heads, looking at the cliff in front of them with haughty eyes.

Although she did not see any trace of the enemy, her natural sensitivity as a demigod naturally allowed her to notice something unusual on the hillsides on both sides.

"There must be an ambush? Is it a high-level hidden ritual?"

"Or is it an ambush in phase space?"

Ikaros' eldest daughter muttered to herself, a wild smile on her lips.

"Hahaha, this is interesting. You actually want to use such a simple thing to stop my father and me. You really don't know how to live or die."

She did not lower her body, but merely raised her arms slightly.

The dazzling sunlight illuminated the golden-haired figure that looked like a goddess in the sky, and all the goblins' eyes were fixed on that arm.

Then, it was just as practiced.

All the fire goblins suddenly reached their arms into their mouths and pulled out a bloody tooth.

"First throw, ready!"