I will never give in to Miss Death

"Why should I be afraid of getting fat? I am extremely malnourished now!"

I took the umbrella from Yin Xiamo discontentedly: "Hurry up, hold the umbrella yourself, and let's go."

"Since you are not afraid of gaining weight..."

The girl nimbly jumped to the side: "Wait for me a moment."

"what happened?"

"A reward for our little pet."

As she said this, Yin Xiamo ran towards a few small vendors under the shade of trees not far away under my gaze.

Out of curiosity, I followed them and found that there were quite a lot of small vendors pushing small carts and setting up stalls near Central Park. Some were selling sausages, hand-pulled pancakes, mung bean porridge and tofu pudding, and some were selling milk tea.

Yin Xiamo stood in front of a small cart that should be selling cotton candy. She didn't know what she said to the stall owner, but the stall owner immediately started the machine and began making cotton candy.

"I didn't realize you liked this."

I approached and asked the boss: "How much?"

"The small one is 5 yuan, the big one is 8 yuan, and the shape is 10 yuan."

so expensive?

It is worthy of being the city center of Chuo District. Cotton candy is twice as expensive as that in the urban villages.

"okay!"

After a while, under the gaze of Yin Xiamo and I, the guy making marshmallows finished making it - a lily marshmallow with three colors.

"Here, this is a reward for our wife."

After paying, Yin Xiamo handed me the marshmallow and said, "Thank you for resting your head on my knees on the way here!"

"Let's eat together."

I looked at the super-sized lily marshmallow with some heartache: "Why did you order such a big one..."

"Then let's eat together."

The girl grabbed my hand and said, "I'll eat half, and Nuo'er will eat the other half."

"Okay... okay."

In public, under Yin Xiamo's gaze, I somewhat embarrassedly brought the petal to my mouth and took a bite.

So sweet.

"Hey..."

What I didn't expect was that the girl in front of me quickly came up to me, stuck out her little tongue and licked away the remaining marshmallows on my mouth.

"you you you……"

My brain froze instantly: "What are you doing!"

"Noer ate my half. This is revenge."

Yin Xiamo had a mischievous smile on her face, then let go of her hand contentedly.

"I've already eaten what I wanted to eat, so let the kitten have the rest."

"..."

……

No. 158 Spinning Jumping Legend BBQ

Maybe because today is not a holiday, there are not many tourists in Central Park.

I don't know when it started, but there are more and more parks like this in Kamihama City that have "free admission but paid entertainment". It feels exactly the same as the "free games" that have been popular in recent years.

I vaguely remember that most games twenty years ago were paid, usually with a buyout fee or a point card system. Later, a guy who sold alcohol and put brainwashing ads on TV every day saying "No gifts this year" went to investigate those game companies that charged point cards, and found that the tycoons worth tens of millions in the point card games actually paid the same money to the game companies as ordinary people. The tycoons spent tens of millions in the game, but the game companies could only receive less than ten yuan a day from them for the point cards. This was very unreasonable, so he poached the development department of that company that day, went back and made a "free to play, but paid for props" game himself, which was a huge success and made him onto the rich list.

As a result, free games began to sweep the entire game market, and game planners focused their research and development on "how to force players to spend money" rather than "how to make the game better to attract more players to buy it."

The parks in Kamihama City also followed suit. More than ten years ago, most of the parks here required tickets. You spent 30 yuan to buy a ticket and could play in the park for the whole day, strolling through the woods and seeing the scenery. You could do whatever you wanted. Restrooms and other things were free, and the things sold there were not expensive.

In contrast, nowadays, the entrance fee is free, but it costs one dollar to go to the restroom. A bottle of water costs two dollars outside, but five yuan here. There are special people watching over the garden and woods, and you have to pay to enter. Overall, it is much more expensive than it was back then.

If I remember correctly, when I was a college student, I once came to Central Park with people from the club to organize an event, also for barbecue. The ticket was 20 yuan per person, and there was no venue fee. You can even bring your own barbecue grill and charcoal, or you can buy them in the store in the park. As long as you make a fire in the designated place, there is no problem at all.

As time flies, so many years have passed, Central Park has become free and it has become more expensive to play in it.

Ordinary people who come here to eat barbecue are not allowed to bring their own props and food. They must buy their small stools, small chairs, barbecue grills and charcoal. Food must also be purchased inside and cannot be brought in or taken out. The venue fee alone starts at one hundred yuan, which is a lot more expensive.

But I heard that the service here is relatively better, and it’s all praised online, which is why I chose to come to Central Park for barbecue at noon.

"Rent a place that's a little out of the way."

According to my memory of having been here once before during college, I took Yin Xiamo along the main road of Central Park and found the barbecue area according to the signboards.

Compared to the simplicity during college, the service hall of the barbecue area here was demolished and rebuilt at some point. The original shabby little house has become a big house painted with fiery red paint and gorgeous patterns. The entrance can be seen from a long distance.

"You two, right?"

The young lady in charge of reception in the lobby was wearing a neat uniform with the words "Central BBQ, 23-year-old store" printed on it. She also had a personal ID card on her chest, and looked very professional.

"There are many vacant venues now. You can take a look and choose one, or scan the QR code to place an order."

The young lady smiled and pointed to the map on the table and the QR code next to it for me and Yin Xiamo.

"This is the main road, and this is the bathroom. If you two want a more secluded location, I suggest you choose this."

While introducing us to several points on the menu map, the young lady looked at Yin Xiamo and me curiously: "You... are you sisters?"

"No, they are a couple."

Yin Xiamo took the opportunity to hug me in his arms: "This is my wife!"

"Really……"

The young lady didn't seem to show a strange expression because of Yin Xiamo's "frankness". Instead, she asked more curiously: "Then... who is T and who is P?"

Eh?

It took me a while to realize what this young lady meant.

T and P are both "industry terms" commonly used by real yuri in the real world. People who don't know much about this circle are not very clear about them.

To put it simply, T is the more "aggressive" or "masculine" one in yuri. The English word "Tomboy" literally means "tomboy" or "wild girl". Most of the "Ts" have short hair and behave in a casual and handsome manner. They are the kind of people who... how to put it, have the right to speak and make decisions in daily interactions, and have a sense of "I am the master of this house".

In contrast, P is the one paired with T in the yuri relationship. The English abbreviation is "Prettygirl", which literally means "exquisite girl". She usually has long hair, a soft and cute personality, and is pretty. She listens to T's words and mainly plays the role of "little bottom" or "little pet" at home - of course, P is also the one under the body when making love.

To put it bluntly, it is something that has come in from outside.

Many people think that the true yuri combination is generally T and P, because this appearance is easier to be recognized. Some "T" with smaller breasts in the yuri simply cut their hair into a short flat head similar to that of boys, and then wear men's clothes. In this way, when they go out on the street with their wives, they look like a man and a woman, and will not be criticized by passers-by, and can be intimate at will.

But in reality, not all girls like to dress up as boys, and not all girls’ partners must have a T or a P. In most cases, two people meet and fall in love because of "fate". Maybe both girls have long hair and soft personalities, but they are in love. You can't ask one of them to dress up as a boy.

Under this premise, there is also a "middle character" between T and P in lily, which is "H".

The "H" in yuri usually cannot distinguish whether they are T or P or simply do not want to distinguish them. This is also the current situation of most yuri - I don't care about TPH, I just like her and want to be with her. I like whatever clothes she wears and whatever hairstyle she has. When we go out on the street, we like to wear little skirts and hold hands together.

I learned all this knowledge after I became an author.

As an author, I often encounter strange questions from readers, or people post jokes in the barrage and comments that I don’t understand. In order to understand these readers who support me, I will look up information about their questions and barrage whenever I have time. Over time, I have also learned a lot of strange knowledge.

The difference between the three types of T, P, and H in yuri is generally only understood by people with special professions like authors, or people who are in this circle themselves. At this moment, the barbecue park waitress in front of her is not an author, but she is very familiar with this knowledge. After hearing Yin Xiamo's declaration of "she is my wife", her first reaction was to ask who is T and who is P. So there is only one possibility...

This young lady probably has a girlfriend too.

"Of course I'm T!"

After a brief hesitation, I pulled Yin Xiamo over and patted her on the head: "Usually I have the final say at home."

"What do you mean?"

Yin Xiamo, who came from another world, obviously didn't understand what the waitress said: "What T? Do you know each other? Are you playing dumb?"

"No, no, don't take it personally, dear."

I took the menu, glanced at the map, and picked an address far away from the ones with crosses indicating people were there: "Here's the one."

When we were in college, our club suffered a lot because we chose a central location.

The barbecue restaurants here in Central Park are semi-public areas, and the places are relatively close to each other. Some company bosses are rather stingy, and they buy one venue for a company of a dozen people, and then a bunch of people crowd together, make a lot of fires, making the surroundings full of smoke and making it impossible to see anything.

What made us most uncomfortable at that time was that those people saw that we were students and kept coming to "borrow" things from us. They started by borrowing a few pieces of charcoal, and when they ran out of bamboo sticks for roasting, they borrowed a large bunch of bamboo sticks, and finally they even directly "borrowed" food from us.

"Children, are you still in college? Please help if you can. Once you enter society, you will understand that connections are the most important thing."

"Haha, now we know each other. If you have the ability in the future, you can become my colleagues."

"Children, come and help uncle grill some chicken wings. Uncle needs to go to the toilet."

"Uncle, I like chicken feet the most. Come on, big brother, let me see how you grill them!"

At that time, we had just graduated from high school and had just become adults. We didn't understand the adult world, but we wanted to integrate into it as soon as possible. We were at an extremely naive and gullible age, so we were fooled by those people from an unknown company. Everyone was very happy, thinking that they had made "adult" friends before entering society. We lent them stools and gave them bamboo sticks to help with barbecue. At the end of the day, we felt that we had made a profit, but the more we thought about it when we returned to the dormitory, the more we felt that something was wrong.

Anyway, today is my "date" with Yin Xiamo, and I don't want to be disturbed by that kind of trash.

In any case, it is always a good idea to choose a place away from the crowd. Even if you don't meet any scumbags, your barbecue location is remote and the smoke from other people's barbecues won't reach you - unless you are the kind of person who likes to socialize, then you can join the crowd and smoke, drink and brag together.

"Oh?"

I don’t know if the waitress in front of me heard me or not. Seeing that I looked like I wanted to show off, the waitress turned to Yin Xiamo and said, “For two people, I suggest you buy this double set meal. This week we have a promotion and it’s only 58 yuan. It includes everything, including enough ingredients. You just need to order food.”

"Hey!"

I was dissatisfied and said, "Sister, why did you ask her instead of asking me?"

"But she looks older than you?"

The waitress asked in a matter-of-fact tone: "Who's going to pay today?"

Yin Xiamo raised her hand: "I'll pay."

"So little sister, why don't you go to the venue over there and move your things over there?"

The waiter turned to Yin Xiamo and said, "If there is no problem, I will order this meal for two for you."

Yin Xiamo seemed to have never been to such a place before, and nodded: "Okay."

"drink wine?"

"Don't drink."

Damn it, what's that look from that young lady? I've already said I'm the boss, but Xia Mo clearly doesn't understand anything yet you're asking her.

Won’t come next time.

I quietly walked aside and licked the marshmallow.

"Your little girlfriend seems unhappy."

When I walked out of the service hall, I heard the waitress' voice behind me: "By the way, for families with children who spend more than 100 yuan, we can also give them some snacks. How about you take a look..."

child?!

"Then I'll take this lollipop."

As I watched, Yin Xiamo took a flat round lollipop with a mosquito coil pattern from the waitress's hand and asked, "Do you have a set menu for barbecue dishes?"

"Yes, the set meal for two is here. There are pure meat, meat and vegetable combinations, seafood, and pure vegetarian meals. There are other set meals here. All the set meals and individual items can be combined as you like..."

"..."

After a while, I went to the back mountain of the barbecue hall and reserved a seat in advance. I saw several staff members carrying large and small tools and food coming with Yin Xiamo.

"This is the QR code for ordering food. If you need anything or want to order more food, just scan the code and place your order. You are in area A3. It is written under this stool."

After helping us put our things in place, the staff turned and left.

"Noel?"

Yin Xiamo noticed me finishing my marshmallow and asked, "What's wrong?"

"nothing!"

I took the bag of charcoal depressedly, and put some of it into the basin with a clip. I observed what Yin Xiamo ordered and asked, "What did you buy?"

Having said that, is it true that just because you are short you have no say? Why do I feel like I am being held in such a position?