I will never give in to Miss Death

My standard height is 139 cm. Now wearing this pair of high-heeled shoes, my height is estimated to be about 143 cm, but it is still a long way from Yin Xiamo.

Yin Xiamo has the standard height of a young girl, and I have the standard height of an elementary school student. When we stand together, it feels like... a beautiful girl who just graduated from college is taking her younger sister who is still in elementary school out to play.

No wonder the waiter just now directly regarded Yin Xiamo as the “head of the family”.

If it were me, seeing such a combination, I would probably subconsciously think that Yin Xiamo has more say.

140 cm vs. 160 cm, a difference of more than cm, this should be the "cutest height difference" for boys and girls, but if it is two girls, others may just think we are sisters at first sight.

Even though we were wearing couple outfits.

"It's all what you like to eat."

Yin Xiamo took out a large bag: "Here."

What do I like to eat?

I was stunned for a moment.

What do I like to eat?

Speaking of "favorite food", I searched my mind and recalled all the things I usually ate from college to society, but I couldn't lock on any "favorite food".

If I have to say, in some occasions when I am in a hurry, I might prefer snacks like "Crispy Shark", but that's just because it tastes good and restores energy quickly.

Crispy Shark is high in sugar and fat, and contains chocolate. It can quickly refresh the mind and replenish energy. It is suitable as a "side food" when you get up in the morning and don't have time to eat breakfast. There are many similar foods, such as Snickers, but Snickers is very expensive and I can't afford it.

As for "favorite food" and the like, I have lost interest in this aspect since I went to college and entered society.

When I was very young, I hated cilantro and would pick it out whenever it was in rice. Later, when I was in middle school, the chefs would not add cilantro to rice, but I was introduced to "celery", so I began to hate celery and refused anything with garlic and ginger.

After graduating from university, I gradually learned all kinds of health knowledge. For example, coriander can treat certain diseases, and celery is the richest in dietary fiber among all vegetables. When I had stomach problems for a period of time, the doctor recommended that I eat some celery. Then I usually have to go out to buy groceries and buy ginger, garlic and other seasonings, which all cost money. It would be a waste if I didn’t eat the food.

Poverty cured my picky eating.

Now that I'm a girl, I don't know if it was Yin Xiamo's intention, but I've become interested in sweets again. I like the small cakes and planet cups served in coffee shops, but... you can't bring planet cups to a barbecue, right?

With a puzzled mood, I opened the bag that Yin Xiamo handed to me.

Corn, beef, tofu skin, chicken wings...

These ingredients have obviously been processed almost completely, all skewered and packaged in bags. They look quite fresh and it feels like they can be put on the rack and grilled with oil as long as the fire is turned on.

"I've seen the photos you took the last time you came here, and I remember the barbecue leftovers in front of you. The most common ones were these."

As I watched, Yin Xiamo explained, "At that time, your university club seemed to have bought other things, such as eggplants and leeks. According to the photos, Nuoer, you didn't eat any of them. The vegetables were corn and broccoli, and the meat was beef and chicken wings."

Eh?

I was a little confused: "What photo?"

"There are a lot of photos in your computer. A long time ago, the university club came here to hold club activities. Nuoer, you took a lot of selfies and saved them in the computer. I..."

Yin Xiamo seemed a little embarrassed: "I observed the position where you were sitting in the photo, the bamboo sticks on the ground, and the things roasting on the fire. These are what I bought."

"Also, after you graduated and worked as a barbecue apprentice, you took a few photos of your dinner. There were corn, tofu skin, and chicken wings."

As she spoke, the girl in front of her approached tentatively: "Did I buy the right thing?"

"you……"

I was touched for a moment: "You actually looked at me so carefully...those photos in my computer?"

"Yes, I have seen all the photos of Noel."

Yin Xiamo looked a little proud: "Of course, I was still an uncle at that time, not pleasing to the eyes."

So you turned me into a little loli just because I was "unsightly"?!

No, that's not right, that's not the main issue right now.

Why can Yin Xiamo observe me so patiently?

"Don't look at me like that."

Perhaps sensing my fiery gaze, Yin Xiamo turned her head away: "It's not difficult, it's just a matter of remembering a few photos. When I came to this world to learn forbidden magic, I spent nearly three hundred years memorizing the hundreds of thousands of magic combinations mentioned in that book, and then studied it for nearly a thousand years before I figured out the principles of all magic, and finally touched the divine realm."

"..."

I was silent for a long time: "So Xiaomo, have you... figured me out?"

"It doesn't count."

Yin Xiamo looked a little naughty: "After all, Nuo'er is now a cute little girl. Some of her habits and thinking must be different from those of an uncle. The human body is very magical, and many things are controlled by genes. At least Nuo'er's personality has become much more willful after she became a girl. I haven't fully guessed it yet."

"Then tell me."

I thought for a moment: “What is my favorite color?”

"blue."

The girl in front of him almost blurted out: "It's a very pure blue similar to the sky, not dark blue nor light blue."

"What kind of music do I like?"

"According to the playback data on the browser, the most played songs are "YouSeeBIGGIRL", the rebellion song from "Attack on Titan", "She Is My Sin" by Nightwish, and "Day Of Your Beliefs" by Amorphis. These three songs have been played more than a thousand times a year on your computer, but this is probably not the reason why Noer likes them. Noer is probably very sleepy after work every day, and has to work part-time as a coder, so she hopes to listen to some exciting music to refresh herself, so she keeps repeating these songs."

Yin Xiamo looked serious: "Nuo'er's favorite music should be Zhang Hanyun's "Starry Eyes" or "The Season I Miss Most"."

Uh……

Yin Xiamo’s analysis left me dumbfounded.

She actually knew everything!

I suddenly felt like I was naked in the eyes of this elf-like girl in front of me, and I was so ashamed that I couldn't face anyone.

This...how should we fight this battle?

Once again, I felt the huge gap between myself and Yin Xiamo.

My current understanding of "Miss Death" is limited to various strange dreams that are easily forgotten when I wake up in the morning. A lot of the content is scattered and cannot be combined into a complete story. The only thing left is the communication with her in the past few days.

Like the questions I asked her just now, apart from the fact that I barely know that Xia Mo might like barbecue, I don’t know her favorite color, her favorite music, and even less her specific interests and hobbies...

Others know everything about me, but I know very little about her. How can I resist?

Even my current body was created by Xia Mo - in bed, she knows all my sensitive points, and under the bed, she knows all the characteristics of my body and can use them at any time.

The information gap is too serious!

"Then there is Nuoer's XP. Although Nuoer said that her breasts were small, her real interest was..."

"stop!"

Seeing that Yin Xiamo was about to continue talking, I quickly made a "stop" gesture and went to the rack to the side to light a fire: "Let's...eat barbecue first."

"Ok?"

A certain death god came over and asked: "Are you shy?"

"Ah...um..."

Even though the fire hadn't been lit yet, I could already feel my face getting hot.

"If Nuoer is shy, I can tell you about my own story, okay?"

Yin Xiamo helped to take out the carbon: "After coming to this world, I also read a lot of books and novels with color, and read almost all the interests of mankind. I also studied the SCP Foundation for more than a year, and roughly scanned the classifications of the software that Nuoer had previously had on his mobile phone and computer."

"what?"

I was dumbfounded: "Why do you study those things?"

"I just want to see which aspects of my hobbies are more in line with this side. Besides, the painting skills in this world are really great, much better than the ink-painted abstract paintings in the other world. There are also a lot of comics and anime to watch."

Yin Xiamo thought for a moment and said, "Well, my interest is in cute girls who are like kittens."

"Eh?"

"Two soft feet, the kind with beautiful legs. You can wear stockings or garters. White or black stockings are fine. I think one of the greatest inventions in the world is stockings. They are super cute."

"Eh?"

"Then a girl's feet are small, so she can wear all kinds of cute little shoes. She has a soft personality, so flat shoes or round-toed shoes are fine. You can easily hold her ankle, grab it, and open it."

"Eh eh eh?"

"Finally, it would be best if this little kitten had long hair. When I look directly at it, it will shyly turn its head away, with its long hair falling to the ground like flowers. When it is pushed down, it will symbolically resist a few times, then move its legs around but to no avail, and can only reluctantly succumb to the girl's feelings..."

"..."

"If this little girl was a hero or a mighty warrior in her previous life, and she was used to being a male chauvinist, she would be very uncomfortable with suddenly becoming a little girl. She would yell every day, "I am your uncle and I will never give in to you." Her voice is soft, but because she has no experience in dating girls, she blushes at the slightest provocation. This kind of personality combined with the body I just described is a perfect match for me."

"you……"

Under Yin Xiamo's direct gaze, I turned my face away: "Just say it, why are you always looking at me?"

"Nothing, nothing, hehe..."

The girl gathered up her skirt, squatted down, and turned her gaze to the charcoal fire that had begun to smoke: "Do you need help?"

"Can you just burn it with fire magic?"

As I said this, I seemed to realize something: "Forget it, I'll do it. You go and put out the things that need to be grilled. We'll eat the barbecue first."

"Hmm? I can do that."

Yin Xiamo said as if it was a matter of course: "Fireball is the simplest magic."

"Aren't you just... tired because you reaped those lives?"

I asked curiously, “Is it really okay?”

"Noer, I think you may have misunderstood something."

The girl said seriously, "How could that little noise just now affect the mental state of a Death God like me? They were ordinary people. Even if there were another 100 or 1,000 of them, I wouldn't consume much mana to harvest their lives."

"then you……"

I instantly felt something was wrong: "If you say you're tired, does that mean..."

"Just want to rest on Noel's lap."

Yin Xiamo showed her sharp fangs, with her signature devilish smile on her face: "Nuo'er, who just went through such an intense exercise, smells super good."

"Alas!"

I subconsciously covered my skirt: "When did you become so perverted!"

"I was just kidding. I just wanted to take a short break. It has nothing to do with the loss of mana."

Yin Xiamo looked around the grove and said, "Let alone starting a fire in this state, I can blow up ten parks like this without even taking a breath."

"Yes, yes, I know you are amazing, my princess."

I threw the bag of corn and the bamboo sticks over.

"I'll bake it later, and you can follow me."

Seeing that this guy was about to come over, I quickly sat on the stool on the other side and pushed someone away.

"Also, eat well later and don't do anything weird!"

"Especially don't go looking for catnip!"

"..."

……

No. 159 Love you, just like you love me

The Freedom Grill here in Central Park is located in the center of a small forest.

It is obvious that the trees here are managed and planted by dedicated people. The trees are well spaced apart, and there are no weeds, shrubs or greenery in between.

And perhaps because of the frequent exposure to smoke and fire in recent years, these tree trunks have no leaves or branches below three meters, and the branches and leaves above are much yellower and blacker than those on the main road outside.

The amazing thing is that in such a harsh environment, these trees actually grow well. Many of them are towering trees. The dense leaves block out the scorching sun above, providing a perfect green place for people barbecuing below. I don’t know if it is due to the abundant carbon dioxide.

There is a fixed stone platform mainly used for placing things. Next to the platform are four fixed stone benches. A little further to the side is a recessed flat area used for placing a fire rack. This is the entire appearance of a stall that charges 100 yuan in Central Park.

Overall, it's very simple, but it's definitely enough for ordinary barbecue.

Anyway, no matter how luxurious the barbecue restaurant is, once the fire is lit, it will be filled with black smoke. It is better to just open it up in the open and plant a few trees.