I will never give in to Miss Death

I pointed to Duoli and Yueyue's phones and said, "The detailed order status will be displayed on your phones. During peak hours, we will probably send you three or four orders at the same time. The system will plan the best route, so just follow the map... When you are familiar with the terrain here, you can run according to your own ideas."

"So advanced..."

Dolly looked at her phone, then looked at the kitchen in front of her and said with emotion: "It's completely different from where we are!"

“Is there a delivery man over there too?”

I was a little curious: "Is it also for food delivery?"

"Yeah, it just started."

Dolly nodded. "I heard from my mother that a long time ago, people could not afford this kind of service. Later, the Demon King was defeated under the leadership of the Brave Man and the efforts of Momo-sama and all the heroes. The world became peaceful and this profession appeared in some of the richer human empires."

"But we don't have cell phones, computers, or televisions."

Yueyue added: "For super-large empires, it is basically the big landlords who order food delivery. Some Asian dragons will deliver the information, and then we will fly to the designated area on the Asian dragons. After getting off the dragons, we will run to the landlords' homes. Sometimes we use griffins, and we can only deliver one order at a time..."

“Takeout order number 19!”

As they were chatting, Chef Wang in the kitchen took out two paper bags and a bowl of exquisitely packaged Laba porridge. When he saw Duoli and Yueyue, he was stunned at first, then smiled and said, "Are they Nuoer's friends again?"

"Meow?"

Yueyue came closer and asked: "How did you know that, uncle?"

"I'm not surprised. All of Nuoer's friends are beautiful, just like the little characters in cartoons."

Master Wang laughed and said, "It looks like we now have our own exclusive delivery man. That's cause for celebration."

"Thank you."

I took two hot paper bags and Laba porridge and said, "Let's go. Don't let the customers wait any longer."

"Ding dong!"

At the same time, Dolly's phone made a system notification sound, and I recognized it as the sound of a customer sending a message on the food delivery app.

"He said...how long will it take for my order to arrive?"

Duoli picked up the phone and glanced at the content on it, then turned her head and said, "Master Nuoer, do you need a reply?"

"We have received the food and are moving at full speed."

As I led the two out of the café, I casually said, "Just answer truthfully and be patient."

This is where conflicts between deliverymen and customers are most likely to arise. Some customers who order takeout may not be aware of the situation inside. Seeing the deliveryman in one place for a long time, they will desperately send messages to urge him to tell them when my order will be delivered, why are you so slow, etc. Some deliverymen have a bad temper and will directly swear, "Why are you urging me? If you urge me again, I will eat your takeout myself."

Like waiters, delivery men also belong to the service industry. The speed of delivery is certainly important, but in most cases, it is still better to treat customers as friendly as possible. For example, if a customer asks when the order will be delivered, just answer them truthfully.

So far, Dolly and Yueyue have both seemed to have good personalities, and I don’t think they would have any conflicts with customers.

"I heard that your store's delivery is very slow, but many people who have been there said it's delicious, so I tried to place an order... He sent us a message again."

After leaving the house, Duo Li's phone rang again. She lowered her head and read out what was on it: "He also said... Now that you are still at the beach, I bet you can't deliver it within half an hour."

I leaned over and asked: "Where is the customer's address?"

"No. 3-1, Changgang Road, Nannagi District, 4.3 kilometers, remaining delivery time 37 minutes."

"Are you sure you can reach this distance within half an hour?"

"If there are no magicians blocking the way... we can get there in 5 minutes."

"Where did the magician come from in this world..."

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "What I mean is... although it says it's 4.3 kilometers in a straight line, if you run, you need to avoid the eyes of passers-by around you, and you also need to avoid being photographed by the camera. Can you do it?"

"Of course. I've rehearsed it with Lady Momo this morning. She also gave us the locations of the surveillance cameras at most intersections in the city. Yueyue and I have memorized them."

Dolly looked very confident: "It really only takes five minutes to go at full speed."

Wow, I remember Xiaomo said before that Dolly can run more than 1 kilometers an hour. This is when they don't use magic and rely purely on physical strength. This means they can run 2 to 4 kilometers per minute. Can it really be that kilometers only takes five minutes?

"Well... okay, let's give it a try. It's a good opportunity for me to see the strength of the champion horse."

I asked Dolly to put down the cat bag behind her, and sat in it myself. I zipped it up, leaving only a small opening: "Give me the phone, I will talk to this customer."

"Ah."

Dolly handed me the phone and put on her backpack, "Sit tight, Master Noer."

"Sit still, I'll chat with the customer now. From now on, when you're on your own, you need to keep an eye on your phone messages, such as the notes on the takeout orders, as well as the customer's messages and new messages. You need to check and respond to them promptly... Ouch!"

Before I could finish my words, accompanied by a gust of wind, Dolly, carrying her on her back, rushed towards the customer's address on the mobile map.

The scenery on both sides of the cat bag was rapidly receding. The hot summer wind kept blowing across my cheeks and the maid's skirt. The trees, flowers and plants were almost turned into a straight line at high speed, and I couldn't react for a while.

“The sun is so warm here!”

As the scenery was rapidly receding, I heard Dolly's somewhat excited cheering voice coming from the front: "Yueyue, are you used to it?"

"I'm fine! Meow!"

Then there was Yueyue beside him, speaking in her distinctive “nia” accent: “We can charge forward again like we did at the beach before!”

Unlike Dolly who ran on the ground with me on her back, Yueyue ran with her hands on the ground, constantly using the surrounding buildings to make various jumps, sometimes tree branches, sometimes some old houses.

Just as Dolly said, they did avoid everyone's attention - because the two guys didn't take the main road at all, and there were either unfinished buildings or some old residential buildings around them, and there was almost no one.

This is too fast...

Amid the whistling wind, I took out my phone and took a look at the map on the food delivery app.

Since the map information is refreshed every few seconds, and Dolly and Yueyue's speed is too fast, you can see that the icon of the delivery boy on the map makes a "space jump" almost every few seconds, as if the signal is bad.

"Do you remember how to get there?"

I took Dolly's phone and said, "No. 3-1, Changgang Road, Nannai District. Go through the small woods in front. There is a lake opposite. Turn left..."

The beggar's chicken in the coffee shop is packaged in several layers. The innermost layer is rice dumplings leaves and some sauces, the outer layer is a layer of tin foil for insulation, and the outer layer is a disposable plastic box in case the customer does not have tableware at home. The last layer is a paper box printed with the coffee shop's logo, which contains condiments such as chili peppers, chopped green onions, and garlic.

This time the takeaway order included two such beggar's chicken boxes, plus a bowl of Laba porridge. In the cat bag, I could only hold the takeaway in one hand and use the other hand to look at my phone and reply to customers.

"I know! We've memorized the map of this city!"

After hearing what I said, Dolly in front of me answered loudly: "There's no need to go around the lake in front. Just use a little magic..."

Use some magic?!

I was still in a daze when the customer who placed the order on his phone sent me another message: [How is it? Was I right? I checked your store and saw that many negative reviews said that the delivery took too long. If you could deliver within half an hour, I would definitely give you a good review. It's a pity... I guess some people don't get this good review.]

Are you here to make fun of us?

With this in mind, I subconsciously replied to the other party: [I’m very sorry, we will definitely deliver the food to you as soon as possible]

At the same time, Dolly and Yueyue also came to the lake, and the mobile phone showed that our "delivery boy" appeared at the largest lake in Minaminagi District.

"Wait, what are you going to do?"

I suddenly understood and unzipped my bag, poking my head out of the cat bag: "You guys don't want to..."

"Don't worry, Master Nuo'er. This is a blind spot for surveillance and there are no passers-by around."

Yueyue showed her fangs: "Dolly is an ice mage at the same level as me!"

"Ice Mage?"

I was still in a daze when Dolly, who was carrying me on her back, jumped towards the lake. The map on my phone also showed that the "delivery guy" drove the car directly into the lake...

"Ice and snow——"

With a cry, the lake surface beneath our feet froze instantly, and Duoli and Yueyue stepped on the ice.

"Flame emission!"

Maintaining a speed similar to before, Dolly in front ran forward while freezing the lake surface, while Yueyue behind stepped on the lake surface frozen by Dolly, setting fire backwards while running, melting the newly frozen ice into water again.

The delivery guy on the mobile map also quickly crossed the lake and flew across the lake with a sign saying "Rider is delivering goods" on his head.

[It's okay, I'm taking a day off today. My friends all say that your store's delivery is slow, but I'm not in a hurry. I'll play King of Glory first. I'll call you when you deliver the food.]

[Can it be delivered within 40 minutes? I should be able to open three]

Teasing messages from customers kept popping up on the phone.

The "rider delivering goods" on the map has flown across the lake and arrived at the path opposite the lake.

This……

My mood at this moment was like the guy who called the police in "The Little Mermaid" and saw the police draw a mermaid that looked like "half human, half fish, and without a head".

"Almost there."

Dolly, who had zipped across the lake in less than a minute, said in the wind, "It's in the residential area at 3-1 Changgang Road, Nannagi District, Building 1, 402, right?"

Probably because a lot of pedestrians started to appear on the road across the lake, Dolly and Yueyue slowed down their pace. Despite this, we still arrived at the target community within five minutes.

"Ah yes."

After coming to my senses, I looked around and said, "No, no, this is too fast. Let's take a break. Let's walk around for 20 minutes before going up. Otherwise, this will become a supernatural event."

I checked the customer's message again, and was relieved that he didn't stare at the order the whole time and should have opened the mobile game at this time. "Next time when you take orders... control your speed a little, and don't walk on the lake. It's too outrageous, you will be discovered."

"Do you want to control the speed?"

Although she looked a little embarrassed, Dolly nodded and said, "Can we keep the order like today within ten minutes?"

"twenty minutes."

I thought about it and said, "If I deliver a lot of orders at once, I don't have to be so slow with the orders that follow. I just have to keep the delivery time of the first order at least within 20 minutes."

Anyway, customers don’t know how many orders the riders have received. They can only see the riders wandering around various areas. As long as the food is not received ten minutes after the order is placed, few people will be suspicious and will not have the time to compare when they delivered whose order.

"We need to make a special rule. Except for the first order, all the others can run at full speed."

Yueyue wagged her tail and said with a grin, "That sounds quite fun, meow!"

call……

I was in the cat bag, holding two beggar chickens, and took a deep breath quietly.

Xiaomo is right. I have to accompany these two little ones on their first meal delivery and point out some mistakes.

It was okay this time because the customer was typing and chatting the whole time and didn't look at the map information. Otherwise, a normal person would probably question his life if he saw the delivery rider crossing the lake and rushing towards him at a speed of more than 100 kilometers per hour.

"almost."

After staying in the cat bag for about ten minutes, I felt that the person who ordered the takeout should have finished his first game of Honor of Kings, so I signaled Dolly and Yueyue to enter the community.

"It seems that today's good reviews have been received."

"..."

……

No. 320 Takeaway Kitty

I originally thought that as a deliveryman with Dolly and Yueyue, I would only deliver two or three orders at most, and after the two little guys adapted to human rules, I could go back to work in the coffee shop. But I didn't expect that this incident would cause such a big response on the Internet.

[Have you heard? The cafe in Kamihama City has launched a maid takeaway service. The speed is super fast, and the new horse girl, cat girl and Noelle will personally deliver it.]

[What? Have they finally figured it out? I waited for more than 40 minutes for a takeaway before, and the taste became worse]

[I'm curious about how they found so many high-quality girls. This is too scary. It's a beauty cafe. Even the delivery girls are so beautiful.]

My own reader group, the coffee shop WeChat group, other ACG or game groups, and even the catnip author group are all discussing this matter, with pictures and texts, and you can see it as soon as you open your phone.

[QQ picture 20220609152319.jpg from other groups, isn't it cute? Before, when I saw the photos, I said that Nuo'er was very small, but there was no reference. Now look at this box, it can actually fit Nuo'er directly]

[Isn’t this too cute? Oh my god, are they here to be cute? Why are they hiding in the box like kittens...]

[Right? Many groups are sharing this, saying that they only ordered a beggar's chicken, but the delivery lady cosplaying as Uma Musume brought Nuoer over directly, knocked on the door, and then the cat girl opened her bag, and Nuoer stuck her head out of the bag and handed over the takeaway... Just thinking about that scene makes me feel healed...]

After the first cooperation, I simply set some rules for Duoli and Yueyue. For example, although they could take four or five orders at a time, the first one had to be delivered fifteen minutes later, giving customers the illusion that "this rider is fast but not unreasonably fast."

That is to say, except for the first takeaway, Dolly and Yueyue can run at full speed, and there will be no problem in delivering the first takeaway and then rushing to the next customer's home.

Anyway, current food delivery software and customer phones do not monitor the rider’s location in real time, and most people will not stare at the delivery guy’s icon for half an hour after ordering food. Even if there are really bored customers, their phones will occasionally get stuck for a long time due to poor signals or poor WIFI, causing the rider’s information to flash wildly. So even if Dolly and Yueyue “flashed” on the map as riders because they ran too fast, theoretically no customer would find anything wrong.

If it doesn't work, we can also turn off the knight's real-time position and just give a rough situation.

But when the three of us deliver food together, the situation is different.

"Nuo'er, why don't you two deliver food together until you get off work tonight."