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"What did you say? Three times?! Why don't you just rob someone?!"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Alice, this is the seller's decision, and there's nothing we can do about it..."

Listening to that person's words, Alice closed her eyes. She was truly at her wit's end. Finally, she gritted her teeth. Missing out once before had tripled the price; could that monster have brought some special product?

I've already missed it once; I can't afford to miss it again.

"Buy! I buy it!"

"Yes, Ms. Alice, we will be there as soon as possible to contact the seller and sign the contract..."

Soon after, the land administration officials arrived at Alice's residence with the contract and respectfully handed it over.

"Ms. Alice, this is the contract for this territory. Please take a look. We've already contacted the seller, but the line is constantly busy..."

Alice carefully examined the contract after receiving it, and then began to sign her name.

"...Ms. Alice, why did you sign your name first?"

"What? Is there anything I can do for you?"

“No…no…”

Knowing that these researchers, especially the famous ones, all have their own tempers, the staff promptly kept quiet, adhering to the principle of getting things done and avoiding trouble...

"Where's the seller? Why hasn't he come yet?"

"Ms. Alice, we are still in contact..."

"Fine, give me the phone!"

As she spoke, Alice took the land administration office's phone and prepared to make the call using her own phone.

On the other side, Enkidu, who was already holding little Velvi in ​​his arms, saw Alice's actions and restricted his phone's access...

Then... the only sound in the otherwise silent room was Enkidu's cell phone ringing...

You ask the West Lake water—how much of her beauty has it stolen? Time flies and never returns...

Everyone looked at Enkidu, while Alice hung up her phone in confusion, and Enkidu's phone stopped ringing...

Alice and the people from the Land Administration Bureau fell silent for a moment. The people from the Land Administration Bureau hadn't expected there to be such a small-time tycoon...

Alice, somewhat skeptical, tried it several more times. Finally, under Enkidu's brainwashing influence, the Land Administration Bureau staff gradually started singing along with Enkidu's ringtone.

Alice: "......"

Could it be that... what that brat said back then was true?

...Wait! Now's not the time to think about that, damn it! The contract!!! That's three times the price! I can't be a sucker!!!

What Alice could think of, Enki couldn't possibly not think of either, so naturally he wouldn't just stand by and watch Alice snatch away a contract that was already halfway to being effective.

"Vellvie! Do it!"

"Alright! Let's launch a righteous rebellion against my elegant teacher!"

"Holy crap! Little Velvie! You can't do this! You can't!!! Amero!!!"

"I'm sorry, teacher, he gave me so much, I can't... go back..."

"Do not!!!"

Enkidu accepted the contract under Alice's desperate gaze and then signed his name.

Alice could only watch all this like a helpless wife. Finally, she slumped onto the sofa, her hands on her lap, and slowly lost her color, while the ceiling seemed to shine light on her head as if lights had appeared.

Alice... burned out...

"The contract is complete, so we'll take our leave now..."

The land administration officials knew this place was not safe to stay, and they couldn't hold back any longer and slipped away...

Enkidu scratched his ear; he had to admit, this woman's loud voice was practically a sonic attack. But looking at the colorless Alice, Enkidu started fiddling with little Velvi in ​​his arms again...

"I thought my hair and Möbius's were already quite impressive, but I didn't expect your hair, little Velvi, to be even better!"

Upon hearing this, Velvi fell silent. Enkidu didn't even notice her twitching lips and began to toy with Velvi as if she were a toy.

Although Wilvi was in a hurry, this was a major client, and she was caught in a dilemma.

Enkidu just said that of the three times the money he swindled, two would go to him... Oh well! It's just being a doll for a while! For a little money! She, Wilvi! The future Magic Queen! She'll endure it!

Seeing how cooperative Wilvi was, Alice knew she had completely lost. She had thought she had only lost a small amount of money, but then she realized...

Her beloved Wilvie, whom she regarded as her own daughter, was also... ruined by this strange yet familiar brat!

Chapter 259 V2V Very Run's Friend's Mother

Damn it! This Velvet is tainted! Maybe I should just throw her away! But... Velvet is like my own child...

Alice: ......

In the end, Alice was moved by her own kind nature and didn't know what to say for a moment.

Damn it! The brat I ran into today is currently hugging his absolutely adorable little Wilvie, shaking her constantly and enjoying the sight of her face...

She thought about it and thought, "Damn it! I'm still so envious!!"

Although little Wilvi is always causing trouble for her, disobeying her, coveting her inheritance, and greedy for money, and just betrayed her, Alice says she truly loves little Wilvi...

Then he just sighed silently. What else could he do but forgive her? In the end, he simply gave her a light tap on the head, then snatched the cute little Wilvi and pressed his face against hers...

Ugh! Sniff sniff~ That brat just covered little Wilvie with his scent! Sniff sniff~ My little Wilvie is so cute~

"Okay, teacher, stop shaking me. I was fine until you kept shaking me, and I feel like I'm really going to get hurt..."

Strangely enough, the little Velvi, who had been so submissive in Enkidu's arms, seemed to instantly sober up after coming into Alice's arms, and then began to struggle in her embrace...

Alice struggled incessantly to return to Enkidu's arms, which at one point drove her to despair...

But we've come back to the main point. What just happened was like a relaxing little skit, and now that Alice's glasses are on, she looks surprisingly sophisticated and beautiful...

He pushed up his glasses, started fiddling with the instrument, and then began to check and disinfect himself.

After all, these are completely new creatures; if you're not careful, you could die!

Alice breathed a sigh of relief after completing the examinations for herself and little Velvi, finding no abnormalities in the reports. She then looked at Enkidu, who had swindled her out of a considerable sum of money...

"...Come on...I'll give you a check-up, so you don't get infected with some virus without even knowing it. And while I'm at it, let me check if your development is normal~"

Alice, taking advantage of her height, even tried to pat Enkidu's head. After all, although he was a demon, his looks were undeniably stunning.

However, Enkidu keenly sensed this and immediately dodged, moving two steps away. Trying to touch me? What level are you?

"I don't think I have any problems. I don't need to be checked. It's enough to know that you two are safe."

Enkidu said to Alice in a completely indifferent tone.

Alice: ......

No! Why does this kid look like he wants to punch me?

"Just in case~ Come on in, let me see if your development is normal!"

"No way! Do you know more about biology than I do?!"

"Of course it's me... I understand..."

Alice, who had initially been quite confident in answering Enkidu, suddenly remembered that the little boy opposite her was a twin from the academic world, so her voice grew softer and softer...

I...it seems...I am indeed a little inferior to this kid in biology...

Looking at the beautiful young woman in front of him, who occasionally revealed a hint of embarrassment, Enkidu finally hesitated. After all, one's values ​​follow one's appearance.

"So... how much does it cost per session?"

Alice's gaze was sharp, and Enkidu instantly fell silent. Looking into her eyes, he had a feeling that she really wanted to give him money...

But if you actually say it out loud, something seems off. But that's not a problem. Enkidu is a leader, and he can't be scared off by a gentle and mature woman.

What truly calmed him down was Vilvi's curious and restless gaze.

She was very curious! And then there was Enkidu's money! If Teacher Alice managed to get him in, Velvi felt she could make another quick buck!

What a joke! What evil intentions could she possibly have? She just wants more savings!

"How about this, you give me little Wilvi again to play with, and I'll check her out, okay?"

Enkidu stroked his chin, deep in thought, before finally pointing to the little girl in Alice's arms.

"What! You little devil, you still haven't given up! You actually want to mess with my lovely Wilvie?"

Alice's eyes widened, then she hugged her student tightly, looked at Enkidu, and finally gritted her teeth after thinking for a long time.

"If you really don't want to lay a hand on Vilvie, come at me instead!"

Alice's words were so righteous and awe-inspiring, as if she were choosing to sacrifice herself for some reason, and for a moment they seemed so noble...

"What the hell are you talking about, woman?! You actually want to date a young girl?! Get out of here!!!"

Enkidu waved his hand dismissively, but Alice thought differently...

Alice treats Velvi like her own daughter, and little Velvi is clearly starting to show interest in Enkidu's money.

But she's still too young... No! Is this ten-year-old a devil?!

"No! I can't give you little Vilvie! If you have something, come at me!"

If a beautiful, mature woman blushes and tells you to do whatever you want, what would you do?

"Hmm...you'd better watch out...otherwise, if I find a chance, your little Wilvi will be mine..."

Then, Enkidu quietly approached Alice and spoke in a voice only the two of them could hear.

"By the way, the feeling of Velvi in ​​my arms just now... your Velvi... it was so moist~"

After saying that, Enkidu even winked at Velvi. He hadn't done this in a long time, but judging from Velvi's response, it worked quite well. However, Alice saw it differently...

"Damn it! You...you're shameless!!!"

Alice felt that the person in front of her was the most shameless person in the world! Did he really want Velvi that badly? Wasn't I good enough for him? I'll take Velvi's place... please... please don't hurt my student...

"Okay, just kidding. You should still check me out, after all, I'm not a liantong."

Besides, how could a kid make money as quickly as tricking Alice himself?

"But speaking of which, isn't Vilvie a bit socially awkward? Perhaps I could take care of her..."

Although Velvet can communicate normally with Enkidu, her unconscious actions sometimes reveal her true personality...

Besides that, there's another reason...

Chapter 160 A seasoned mechanic encounters a youthful numerical monster

Besides that, there's another reason...

Do you remember when Raiden Mei and Raiden Mei were at odds, and Enkidu was considering separating them, with Raiden Mei using tactical dolls or something...?

Now, having finished studying biology, Enkidu is preparing to study mechanics. If... if he could create a puppet with the strength of those in the Ray movies, that wouldn't be out of the question...

boom!

While Enkidu was pondering, Lady Alice's large hand reached out, and clearly this time Enkidu didn't dodge, because she didn't intend to hurt him.

So this time, Enki didn't sense anything at all...

Touching his forehead where he had been slapped, Enkidu looked at the 'pitiful' Alice in front of him with a puzzled expression.

"What are you doing! Men and women shouldn't touch each other! Don't touch me like that!"

"...As expected, you recognized me! You were just trying to tease me, weren't you! And you even had designs on my cute little Velvi!"

Velvi: ......

Enkidu: ......

Alice's tone was somewhat serious, and her earnest expression left Enkidu and Virvi speechless for a moment.

However, Enkidu immediately took a closer look at this super high school level mechanic, Velvet's mentor.

Hmm... the charm of maturity, the elegance of fruit, so juicy it might burst with flavor if you took a bite. Actually, it wouldn't be a bad substitute for Velvet for now...

Cough!

Seeing that Enkidu didn't refute her, Alice felt that her intuition was right; this brat was a liar... No, wait, this brat isn't that old, so what's this? Unselectable???

And Alice suddenly realized something else: if the child was only ten years old, then even if she went to the police and got arrested for taking Wilvi's place...