Honkai Impact Simulation, let me lead you to MVP!

There's no way around it, the age gap is just too big. Looking at it this way, I'm actually in quite a precarious situation...

Unlike Enki, what she did was truly connected...

"You brat! Stop trying to hit on my Wilvi! You're only a few years old and you're already dating? Aren't you afraid your parents will find out...?"

Alice just can't understand kids these days. She thought how innocent she was when she was little, otherwise she wouldn't still be like this at this age...

"Have you forgotten my status again? My parents don't care about this kind of thing, otherwise I would cut off their allowance."

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It must be said that Enkidu's family was a once-in-a-millennium occurrence, a family where the children were in charge, with Enkidu handling external affairs and Möbius managing the household, while the couple... well, you know...

Enkidu and Mebius won MVP; the couple were just coasting through the game!

Alice: ......

Velvi: !!!

Vivi's ears perked up immediately upon hearing this. You mean? This child, who's on par with her mentor, actually possesses more than just this superficial wealth?

Coach! I've spent half my life wandering, only regretting not finding a wise lord. If you don't abandon me, I'm willing to become your child bride! I'm so eager to improve; I want to earn lots and lots of money...

"Ahem! Madam, please don't hug me, I want to get back into my beloved fiancé's arms..."

"You really dare to think that way..."

Alice sighed softly as she looked at Wilvi in ​​her arms, who was on the verge of tears but unable to speak.

To be fair, little Vilvie's personality is really not very good...

Although she's still young, there's been no sign of her changing. Recently, it seems her personality is changing rapidly due to excessive repression, and I don't know what to do...

But... this kid always manages to make Wilvie more lively... so maybe... it could also...

Alice slapped her beloved little Velvi across the face. How dare she try to ditch her and go hook up with that rich guy all by herself! Velvi, you bastard!!! At least take me with you...

"Stop fooling around, brat, come in here yourself and do it yourself."

Enkidu: ? ? ?

Weren't we supposed to have a physical exam? It seems like this is turning into a medical investigation! No way! I'm still a kid, at least wait two more years for me...

Enkidu was even more anxious than the fox spirit. Now he was experiencing the feeling of wanting to do something but being powerless to do it. Looking at the beautiful, charming, mature woman opposite him who resembled a married woman, he could only shed tears in vain...

"Wait! What are you doing with your hand in here?!"

"Alright! I'm not trying to take advantage of you. Stop hiding and come over for a checkup."

"But your expression is really weird!!! Don't come near me! At least wipe your drool off!!!"

"Slurp~ What are you saying! What bad intentions could I possibly have! I still have my hymen! Be good! Let me see!!!"

Damn, Enkidu already felt something was off, and now that Alice has spoken, the already awkward atmosphere has become even more awkward.

Vilvi quietly hid in a corner, ready to seize the opportunity and reap the benefits, inheriting double the fortune...

However, before Enkidu was inserted into the machine, he gave Velvi a wicked smile in the corner, causing Velvi to start having all sorts of wild thoughts...

However, Enkidu's super-transformation and various distortions and sterilization checks within the instrument soon made Velvet laugh unkindly.

But she quickly covered her mouth again, lowered her head, and refused to look at the guy...

Enkidu can't find out he's mocking her, otherwise, if Vervie finds out, she'll be like a man-eating tree! Social maneuvering is key; Enkidu will definitely renege on his debt and refuse to pay her...

Enkidu was constantly being rotated and examined inside the machine, subjected to frantic X-ray scans, and disinfected repeatedly, leaving no corner unchecked...

Alice's expression was unusually amused at this moment. It was clear that she felt quite pleased with examining Enkidu, as this was one of the few times that the brat had been tortured.

That's right! If we don't settle our personal scores now, it will be meaningless for Alice!

"...It's a real pity. You're healthy, even strangely healthy, almost inhuman..."

Looking at the data on the computer, Alice was unusually surprised.

She may not understand biology, but her machine does. Is this really a child's physical data?

Chapter 261 v2v, do you suggest having multiple mistresses?

Enkidu would only laugh at this mechanic who knew nothing about biology. If someone with a wealth of biological knowledge saw this, they would want to lock Enkidu up.

However, the mechanic Alice clearly didn't understand these things, didn't understand the charm of a numerical monster, and what kind of existence a warm and beautiful numerical body really was.

"Oh dear~ Your equipment isn't any good either! Compared to me, Enkidu, what are you even capable of!"

After being tortured in the machine for so long, why did you two come out in just a few minutes, looking refreshed and energized like you'd had a good nap, while I felt like I'd flown off Earth and left it behind?!

Alice: ......

It seems that I just got my revenge. Alice didn't say anything, but the satisfaction in her eyes was too obvious. She nodded subconsciously.

"Oh right, but kid, are you even listening? I want to tell you... if you don't work hard when you're young and instead only enjoy yourself, you'll find out when you grow up..."

This was Alice's instruction to Velvi, but this time, Alice remembered Enkidu's identity again... She paused here...

What is she saying?! This brat in front of her just looks like a child... This world is crazy, she has to be Enkidu's bridesmaid...

"Wouldn't you have no regrets when you get old?"

Enkidu, seeing the other's pensive expression, smoothly continued the conversation.

Don't think she didn't see that video; the experts have already said it! As long as you enjoy the first half of your life, you'll find that you have no regrets in the second half!

Alice: ......

"I'm starting to dislike you! Get out of here!!!"

"Okay~"

Enki didn't even take his medical report before turning and leaving, after all, no one knew better than him whether he would be in trouble.

My own reaction to collapse is almost the same as that of a Herrscher, so even if there is danger, it won't be me.

"Ah~ my dear Velvi~ where are you~ brother, I've come to play with you~ don't hide~ brother, I can see you~"

Alice: ......

Seeing Enkidu's smile gradually turn into something grotesque, Alice realized she might have been a bit hasty; she should have known better than to let him go out.

We should exchange knowledge in our own mechanical workshops. For example, the human-centered machines I'm currently developing require a little bit of biological knowledge...

Enkidu is the pinnacle of biology, so why not make the most of this readily available PhD in biology!

Thinking of this, Alice saw how much Enkidu liked Velvi, and gritted her teeth, "I'm sorry, Velvi! For my thesis and my future, teacher! I'm sorry to trouble you!!!"

Although Wilvi was unaware that Ms. Alice had betrayed her, she was now overjoyed...

[Ding~ Funds received on [redacted], 2 billion...]

'Wow!!!'

Velvi was being wantonly played with in Enkidu's arms, but that didn't matter. Velvi was so happy looking at her balance that she screamed inwardly.

If Alice could see this scene, she would probably already know that at this point, Velvi could use her ultimate teasing techniques: dragon fruit, heart-warming dumplings, war stomp, and finally, two slaps to make Velvi change her mind...

Enkidu watched as Velvi fell into deep thought. Velvi was already showing early signs of a split personality, but wasn't it too early? Was seeing him already considered a major shock?

The emotions in Vervi's eyes were far more complex than any pie chart in the CEO romance novels Enkidu had ever read; it was clearly impossible for them to be a single personality...

However, Enkidu acted as if he didn't see it, and enthusiastically took Velvet's hand, regardless of whether she was willing or not. After all, this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and he was about to go home to give the Honkai Beast to Mebius.

“Little Vivi, do you want to leave that old woman behind and follow your brother from now on? Don’t worry, as long as I have a bowl of rice to eat, you will have a bowl to wash.”

Vilvi stared at him blankly. Putting aside the trivial matter of why he was being so enthusiastic, what were you just saying to a four or five-year-old child?!

"Why do I have to wash the dishes...?"

Velvi didn't object to hanging out with Enkidu, after all, Enkidu paid much more than her mentor...

I just bought quite a few things I'd been eyeing. If I could get all this just by being played with by this handsome, seemingly nice older brother, it wouldn't be so bad...

"Because I'm too lazy to refresh."

Enkidu's matter-of-fact answer made perfect sense to Vervi.

"Then could you wait a few years for me, until I've inherited everything from my teacher, then I'll come find you."

Vilvi seemed to have finally come up with a reason to refuse, and in the end, she resisted the temptation and rejected Enkidu.

I'd better stay with my teacher. After all, my teacher once said that it's much better to become an excellent person who can take care of himself than a pretty face who depends on others.

"Sure, I'd love to see you."

Enkidu waved his hand magnanimously, saying, "It doesn't matter, I'm just afraid you won't come!"

After mastering her skills, Virvi planned to take Alice to seek refuge with Enkidu. After all these years, after being abandoned by her parents, Enkidu was the second person she could get along with without feeling flustered.

Enkidu also stood up: "Alright, I'll go say a few words to Ms. Alice. See you later, Velvi."

How do we tell them apart? I'll give you a wink, and then a box of purported "Full of the Dead" Freya, it's practically a farewell gift package.

Enkidu arrives at Alice's mechanical workshop.

"You brat, leaving already?"

Alice didn't look up, but continued with her work. Enkidu's presence inspired her, and she began to try to replicate the weapon that Enkidu had held back then.

"Yes, I need to go back and start researching that thing too."

"Yeah, be careful, you brat."

Enkidu smiled upon hearing Alice's words.

Snapped!

Hey! What are you doing?!

Alice felt a tingling sensation behind her, and then stood up with a flushed face, looking at Enkidu running away.

"You're practically offering yourself to me, can't I at least try it out first?"

biubiubiu~

"I'm off now~ Looking forward to seeing you again, Ghana~"

Enkidu, to Alice's astonishment, immediately deflected the flying bullet and quietly departed...

"...Hiss~ I should have studied him!!!"

Instead of mourning her shame, Alice faced her greatest regret...

There was once a list of the strongest human stats in the world placed before her, but she didn't cherish it, and now she deeply regrets it...

However... Alice touched the spot where Enkidu had slapped her again. This grudge! I'll remember it!

Chapter 262 My daughter has grown up, with the strength to uproot mountains...

Upon returning to his laboratory, Enkidu was quickly besieged by Blanca and Mebius, and even the Honkai Beasts were left aside and ignored.

Honkai Beast: We used to be envied... Wasn't it fate that brought us together because of me? Now you don't even care about them anymore~

The once-popular Honkai Beasts were relegated to a corner of the laboratory, while Enkidu, who was supposed to be a staff member, became a character lying on the laboratory floor.

Is this a moral decline or a distortion of human nature?

“Möbius! Blanca! I think I can explain… I think we can reconcile…”

As the saying goes, "My daughter has just come of age; she is strong enough to uproot mountains and her spirit is unparalleled."

Enkidu was lifted into the air by the two women, one on each side. Enkidu had to admire the strength of the two women for their age, as they could easily lift him for so long. He was only trembling a little.

Did Mebius and Blanca develop some kind of serum and inject him while he was away? Did he become a special forces soldier of Captain America caliber?

After all, the American captain's muscles are all from injections; he didn't put in any effort himself, he just got his food by standing up.

"Reconcile? How can we reconcile? You came back smelling like someone else, how can I trust you!"

"Lychee! How can I have lychee?! Do you know how worried I... Möbius was about you! I never imagined you'd be out having fun!!!"

Mebius and Blanca kept expressing their dissatisfaction with Enkidu, one sentence after another. Faced with an unknown creature and an unknown person, the video call was disconnected, and in the end, only a message was sent.

This put Mebius and Blanca in a state of panic. If Jarvis hadn't reminded them that Enkidu was perfectly healthy, the two might have been heading to the forest with their newly developed biological virus...

But what was the result? The result was that this bastard came back smelling like a strange woman!

Let's go back to the time when Enshanling, Qi Er, and Ersi Qi hadn't returned home...

Blanca and Möbius breathed a sigh of relief when they learned that Enkidu had returned with the experimental subjects they wanted, but what followed was...