I'm not Doraemon, I'm just a salesman

They were originally a country that was colonized by the Free Beacon in the past, but now even if they drive away the former invaders from their neighbors, their low economic capabilities cannot be corrected.

——Of course, putting aside those complicated terms, such as structural adjustments, unequal development, etc., for the vast majority of Siamese people, the most intuitive economic pressure they feel is just two words.

Royal family

This is a sensitive topic that everyone in Siam knows. Everyone knows what is going on, everyone knows it is a problem, but everyone turns a blind eye to it.

Even if the royal family has established a constitutional monarchy like John Bull, it is still too rich, and although it has let go of the military, the capital it holds still allows the king and his family to occupy at least 15.00% of the country's wealth.

They are very rich, very rich, but they are not willing to spend some of it.At the same time, if they have money, they are not willing to print money, because that will shrink their assets.

This artificial deflation is a fatal problem for this country, but alas, no one can solve it.

Everyone knows that lack of money is a real problem, but people who can solve this problem often choose to turn a blind eye - after all, they and the king are one family.

But no matter how good the Tai Chi is, no matter how powerful the push is, the problem that cannot be solved cannot be solved.

If all kinds of problems of weak consumption hang there, then there can be no consumption revitalization at all - you can come up with any method other than solving the problem, and I will use any help other than practical support.

But is the decline of the love economy really just because people have no money?

No, of course not. This is also a problem that spans the entire world, and it is also the most acute contradiction in Siam in recent years.

Opposition between men and women.

This is something that any country must face when it develops to a certain level. Unlimited tolerance for foreigners, unreasonable demands on one's own family members, etc. - there shouldn't be too many things that are enough to make people's blood pressure rise.

Even though these contradictions may not necessarily be true, no matter what, the problems that arise cannot be easily solved.

Because just from these Eros Day comments you can see how serious the conflict is——

The same advertisement can be said to have completely different comments on different social software. If most of the comments above come from platforms such as Green Grass, the largest male handover platform in Siam, then most of the following comments will come from A place like Honghua.

[Only unconfident men would be so anxious, and who wants to collect your garbage? We throw it directly into the trash can every year. 】

[What misogyny?Are these men worthy? They have oppressed us women for thousands of years. What will happen if we oppress them? 】

[All men should be killed, then the world will be peaceful! 】

[Eros Day has been a festival for Siamese women since ancient times, and it has a close relationship with these men. 】

[Using two hundred baht means that men are worth this amount of money, and using one hundred baht means that their mothers are also worth this amount! 】

Such comments flood many platforms, large and small, in Siam, and because of the information cocoon, both sides often gather their own supporters and then abuse each other.

This phenomenon itself is the reason and function of the information cocoon room, but today...it seems to be a little different.

I don’t know who ignited the spark, and I don’t know who started the war. Several opposing apps suddenly began to invade each other on a large scale.

Through abuse, reporting, and attacking, there are all kinds of tricks.

Some with powerful technologies will even launch a virus attack directly on the website itself, thereby directly paralyzing the other party's platform.

In the past, at this time, official or at least website operations would end up one after another, either in conflict or going astray.

But today is different - it's not that they won't end up, but that they directly participated in the 'war'.

Twitter's official website was suddenly hit with three hot searches, all of which contained extreme statements such as 'attacking green grass' and 'destroying men'. What's even more incredible is that Twitter's operations were directly involved. .

On the other side, Greenleaf was not to be outdone. Several Greenleaf discussion groups, led by the famous men's room, instantly set up a banner to attack the female boxing position, while the group owners and managers of Greenleaf either turned a blind eye or joined in.

The two sides are not without variables. Some Luye bar owners and operators suddenly openly declared their support for female boxing and then banned them. However, the counterattack they received today was far more fierce than in the past.

A lurking bar owner had all his identity information revealed, and then a massive bombardment of information directly attacked him, his family, colleagues, bosses, etc.

The same is true on the other hand. A certain Greenleaf spy who had been lurking in Honghua for many years suddenly blew himself up, and then suffered similar treatment to the above.

Everything develops in an extreme direction.

Everything... was like two cars stepping on the accelerator and then heading straight towards each other without stopping.

Accelerate, accelerate like crazy!

152. Speed ​​up, speed up quickly!

Things started from a 'relatively' neutral platform.

A girl posted a photo of herself weighing 160 pounds, with a picture of her feet, and the text underneath was - 'Jimei ladies, am I considered overweight if I am like this?'

Then the first hot comment below is——

'This website has been renamed to Big Flying Pillar in the Center. When you open it, it looks like a fucking white bear army tank battalion charging. '

This is very common and is a very common conflict on a hostile Internet platform.

But perhaps out of anger and because the platform was unable to delete comments, the blogger did not hesitate to confront the boy.

[Men, get out of here, I won’t be able to breathe with beasts like you here! 】

[You hate men so much. I’m curious if you don’t have a father? . 】

【Go away!Don't pollute the environment here!I am a test-tube baby. I don’t have a father, right? 】

[When a stone is thrown into a pigsty, the one who screams the loudest must be the one who gets hit. 】

【My XXXXXXX】

【Are you in a hurry?Oh, it’s a pity that my defense is not as good as yours, it can be broken casually]

In short, there are probably hundreds of such meaningless quarrels.

If that's all - it doesn't really matter.

Isn’t it just swearing and having a bad mouth?The next step is nothing more than posting to their respective social platforms, or team building to turn this place into a second battlefield.

But today is different.

The woman who broke her guard continued to fight like crazy, while the man who was comfortable with her gradually became angry and impatient under the continuous insults.

Then, by an opportunity, they revealed each other's identity information.

It's not from human flesh, it's from them themselves.

The conversation before the information is revealed is also very common. It's just whether you dare to post the address and see if I can get rid of you!

This kind of 'real' thing can be said to be ordinary on the Internet and you don't need to pay attention to it, but today is different.

After revealing their identities and addresses to each other, they discovered that they were actually from the same university.

The woman grabbed two utility knives and went straight to the boy's dormitory, but the boy also grabbed a military spur purchased online and rushed downstairs.

Then--

The woman was stabbed in the abdomen and bled to death, while the man was stabbed and blinded in one eye.

Of course, the two people who committed the fight were taken away so quickly, and what happened didn't seem to be anything particularly surprising.

Siamese officials only suppressed the matter further, but the news was brought to the Pan-Asian Alliance, causing a lot of uproar.

Of course, the battle over there is unspeakable.

But it wasn't until the girl's roommate posted the incident to the school's on-campus discussion group in a garbled way that things took a step further that no one expected -

[Sisters, this is the most important time for us to unite!This is how these violent men harm the rights of our women...]

[Damn it, give this fat pig two slaps to see if it goes crazy...]

[You eggless wastes and mother-loving stupid monkeys are all the same...]

[Yes, you have no mother or father, so you must have jumped out of the cracks in the rocks...]

【XXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!】

【@%…&*! …%! ! 】

[Silly dog, just wait, I will go down and kill you right now! 】

[Come here, the school playground master will kill you, you big fat pig, today! ! ! 】

The simple description of what happened on the confession wall, and the comments below have unsurprisingly turned into a battlefield where men and women are fighting against each other.

And on this 'battlefield', boys and girls stood in different camps. They explained to each other, teased, insulted, insulted each other's ancestors, and then completely lost their minds and declared that they would kill each other——

Theoretically, it should end here, but the problem is - these students seemed to be possessed by evil spirits like the first men and women. They took up their weapons and rushed downstairs in extreme anger.

This is a second-rate university located in Chiang Mai, the largest city in Siam.

Tomorrow was supposed to be the [-]th anniversary of the founding of this university, and many commemorative activities had been prepared to be held tomorrow——

No, they don’t need to convene either.

Because that night, this sudden fight between men and women resulted in a total of 274 casualties - 137 boys and 137 girls.

It's very symmetrical, and everyone's casualties are very even.

The principal almost fainted on the spot after receiving the news. After finally waking up, he rushed to deal with the problem as soon as possible - the hospitals and police stations near Chiang Mai that day were crowded with people, and in the face of all the interrogations, the murderer The answers are simple.

They didn't have any premeditation, nor were they affected by anything. They just felt very unhappy and angry, and they all had similar thoughts——

Now that the conflict has already begun, let's take it one step at a time and accelerate to the final step.

Speed ​​up, damn it - speed up!

......

"What a world we live in."

In a small building in Chiang Mai, a young man with messy hair, a thin body, and a gloomy face fiddled with the things in his hands while muttering softly.

"The rich are getting richer, the poor are getting poorer, the emperor's son will always be the emperor, and those who monopolize will continue to monopolize the next generation..."

"The problem is placed in front of everyone but they don't solve it. They only shout slogans to cover up the conflict with the royal family. There are damn conflicts all over the world, countless, countless..."

There was a strange toy placed in front of this young man who was talking to himself. It was a structure like two twisting four-wheel drive tracks, and there were indeed two small toy cars placed on it. .

But there were two different notes tied to the toy car, both written in Siamese. One said 'men's rights' and the other 'women's rights'.

Both toy cars have reached the center of the track, and their speeds are the same. However, if you look closely, you will find that the further forward, the faster the speed of the two cars will be.

The young man was busy observing the speed and distance of the two cars while recording in the notes in his hand. Then he opened his phone and looked at the news on it with a happy smile.

"Hey hey hey, that's great. Since you don't want to calm down, let's speed up together..."

He smiled strangely to himself, with a hint of teasing and ridicule in his smile, until the second person's voice sounded in the room.

"What? Mr. Sompashan, are you really not going to start the live broadcast?"

Young man, no, he should be called Sumpa Shan.He first paused backwards as if he was frightened, then raised his head and found that it was Qi Ming. He immediately showed a friendly and flattering smile, and saluted Qi Ming with his hands clasped together.

"Hello, Mr. Salesman. My room is still a bit dirty, I hope you don't mind."

"Not only is it dirty, when I came here a week ago, it had to be a little cleaner."

Qiming looked at the garbage in the room that had been packed but not thrown away. He also clasped his hands together and gave a return gift, and smiled at Songpashan.

"My companion is a clean person, so he still doesn't want to come in. I'm sorry."

"No, no, no, it's my problem. Who calls me a lazy person?"

Hearing Qiming's apology to him, Songpa Shan was a little at a loss.He hurriedly prepared a clean place for Qi Ming to sit down, and finally looked at him and smiled.

"Mr. Salesman, what you gave me is really useful!"

"Really? Then I'll be relieved." Qiming smiled.

"But you still don't plan to broadcast it live? If more people see it, you can unlock more 'conflicts'~~~"

"I know, but I still want to be fully prepared," Songpashan scratched his head, hesitated for a moment, and said

"I've wanted to ask you before, Mr. Salesman, if I request a specific picture to be broadcast live and I want you to process my voice...is that okay?"

A playful smile appeared on Qi Ming's lips, he thought for a moment, then smiled and said

"Of course...no problem."

"As long as you ask, we will create the live broadcast environment for you."

"That's great." Songpa Shan excitedly waved his fist, while Qiming's eyes fell on what looked like a racing car model behind him, and chuckled.

"It seems that you have mastered and used this interesting little prop proficiently."

"This... conflict accelerates the trajectory."

153. Conflict Acceleration Track

Somphasian, 24 years old, a doctoral student in journalism in Siam

A person who thinks he is useless, or indeed a person who studied journalism, which is useless in all university subjects in the world, and does not know how to find a job after leaving society.