I'm not Doraemon, I'm just a salesman

He is very ordinary, very ordinary.

Really, there's nothing outstanding to take away.Elementary school, junior high school, high school, university, doctorate.I live life step by step. I have had conflicts with my parents but generally love each other. I have never been seriously ill and have never had a girlfriend. The biggest thing in the past few years is that I got hemorrhoids last year.

Of course, in Siam, a place where the gap between rich and poor is obvious, Somprashan's life must have been considered very good and happy.

He is an ordinary person, so when he knew that he was selected by the salesman, he was very surprised!

Ordinary people naturally long for an extraordinary life, and for the loyal viewers who have followed the salesman's live broadcast since the beginning because they were too idle, Songpa Shan has also had many dreams thinking that he will be selected. .

The probability of one in 70 billion is really low, but it’s still higher than buying a lottery ticket, right?Fortunately, there is a chance.

He absolutely believes in the existence of salesmen. Why?Because he currently has two Beretta M29s in his drawer...

What a pity, he really didn't make a deal with the Gun Demon because he wanted to kill the people who bullied him, he really just did it for fun when he was free.

And from the moment he became successful, he knew that salesmen definitely existed.

He did not watch the live broadcast that day until the end because he had to arrange the lecture venue for his instructor.

Well, yes, his mentor's real identity is a master of a monastery, and the position of mentor is purely a part-time job for him.

That night he went home and fell asleep. When he woke up the next day, he discovered that his neck had almost been picked off by the demon of darkness in his sleep.

But how can I put it... I don't feel anything at all.

Even though he knew that his head would be removed inexplicably in just a moment last night, he still lacked any real feeling.

He is a person who lives in confusion and has no real sense of reality. For such a person, even when he knows that he is only a hair away from death, it is difficult to truly feel it.

Like a cold machine coming off an assembly line - well, maybe people like him are just machines to begin with.

No matter how ordinary and ordinary he was chosen by the salesman, until now, Songpa Shan feels unrealistic and illusory.

But after the illusion, I was extremely excited!

Things that go beyond 'common sense' and beyond 'social justice' excite him!This ordinary, ordinary, unified product created from the social assembly line has finally found what makes it unique from others!

At that moment, he thought about what he should do.

Cooperate with the state?Or act on your own?still......

There were too many ideas. Qiming politely waited for him to react from his excitement with a smile on his face, and then introduced this product to him.

“Conflict Accelerates Trajectory.”

With a face full of joy, Qiming placed a toy model that looked like a four-wheel drive track in front of Songpa Shan, and smiled softly at him.

"This prop does what its name suggests, it can intensify 'conflict'."

"Conflict...what exactly does it mean?" Sompashan asked curiously and confusedly.

"Any conflict, Mr. Songpashan, any 'conflict'." Qiming smiled happily.

"From the dissatisfaction and struggle between one person to the conflict between one country and one country. In fact, there is a quantifiable standard for these."

"From being in harmony with each other, to being indifferent, to barely tolerating, to being disgusted with each other, to being like fire and water, and finally to life and death."

"The words I mentioned do not represent standard nouns, but their meanings exist——"

"Write the names of the two parties representing the conflict on paper, then paste them on these cars and put them on the tracks on both sides. They will continue to rush towards each other's end point - and in this process, the conflict will naturally intensified."

Songpashan listened to Qiming's words with a confused look on his face. To be honest, what he was thinking at that time was——

What kind of stuff are you talking about! ! !

He didn't understand the meaning of this thing at all, at least he couldn't hear Qiming's explanation clearly.But despite this, he couldn't wait to sign his name on the contract.

"Thank you very much for your trust in us. From this moment on, it belongs to you."

Qiming smiled and handed over the contract from Songpa Shan, then stood up.

Ah ha, take off! ! !

With exciting thoughts, but still feeling a little unreal, Songpa Shan sent Qiming away, and then studied this 'conflict acceleration track' alone.

Looking at the track and the two cars in front of him, Sompashan hesitated for a while, then he randomly found a piece of paper, tore it in half, and then wrote different names on each.

The first experimental subject was his senior brother and mentor.

One is the person he hates, who follows his mentor all year round and squeezes his labor.The other one is the one he hates even more. After all, there are a few tutors who no longer exploit their students.

It's just that he, as a tutor, is even more annoying to Sompashan. He stares at them like a fucking slave overseer all day long. The students want to find a job and refuse to live or die. If nothing happens, he will use his bad mouth to criticize the students. insult......

Forget it, if you talk about this kind of thing too much, your blood pressure will rise.

The mentor was the person he hated the most in recent years, but Songpa Shan didn't expect him to die like this.But if he and his hated senior brother were used as experimental subjects, he would have no psychological burden at all.

"That's probably how it's used..."

Songpashan muttered softly, pasted the two pieces of paper on the top of the car, and then placed them opposite each other at the starting points of the tracks on both sides——

But the next moment, when he put down the two cars at the same time, they reached the middle and rear sections of each other's track almost instantly.

"Fuck!" He shouted directly, looking at the cars slowly approaching each other, his expression still looked like he couldn't recover.

According to the example Qiming gave just now - it's between being disgusted with each other and becoming like fire and water.

Is the relationship between senior brother and mentor so bad?Songpa Shan was a little curious. Is it true that the legendary mentor had an affair with his senior brother's girlfriend?

It's unclear, but Songpa Shan didn't see any obvious changes.With curiosity and a little malice, he chose to take a bath and then went to sleep directly.

Then, when he just got up the next day, after washing his face and brushing his teeth in a daze, he arrived in the living room of the rented house...

"FUCK...did it hit?"

The two cars on the track almost collided with each other.

Songpa Shan looked at the two cars, which were probably only a piece of paper apart from each other, in a daze. At this moment, his cell phone rang.

It was the second senior brother's call. As soon as Songpashan answered the call, the second senior brother's voice came from the call, gloating about his misfortune.

Just last night at the lecture in the auditorium, the instructor and the senior brother got into sex!

The two of them started out because their instructor complained that the water the senior brother bought was too cheap, and then the senior brother retorted, and then they had a big fight without warning.

It was nothing more than a quarrel. The key point was that these two people had not been arguing for 20 seconds. Before the people next to them could stop the fight, the senior brother pounced on him with red eyes. They were openly in the auditorium with all the teachers and students in the school and everyone who came to listen. There was a fight in front of the faithful men and women...

Although their lives were not in danger, both of them were sent to the hospital, and while fighting, they exposed each other's background in front of the entire school, making explosive revelations, especially about their senior brother's girlfriend who had been cheated on by their mentor.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, it’s so exciting, so exciting, and so dedicated that the senior brother immediately took out the group video and sent it to everyone in the campus group to enjoy!

No matter what the outcome of this matter is, it is foreseeable that these two people will probably not be able to get along in school.

But until this time, Songpa Shan finally understood the purpose of this conflict acceleration track!

He put down his mobile phone and looked at the 'four-wheel-drive track' with glowing eyes, filled with incomparable excitement and intense fun!

The function of this device is just like its name - accelerate conflict!

Any form of conflict will be amplified by this device, just like his senior brother, the relationship with his mentor has accelerated overnight to the point of life and death!

No - it should be a bit close to a fight to the death, otherwise the senior brother may have killed the mentor at that time, or maybe they were all taken down before they had time to develop to that point.

So now that their names have been taken, their relationship will be...

Sompashan immediately wanted to make a call, but he quickly stopped.

I don’t know. I’m afraid there’s no way to simply verify this kind of thing.Even if these two people are freed from this 'curse', it is still a fact that they broke up.

Even if they weren't fighting to the death, these two guys would probably be at odds with each other.

Poof, poof! ! !

Songpa Shan couldn't help but grinned, his smile was extremely shameless, and his smile was extremely arrogant!

——Damn it, you can’t laugh!You can't laugh!But how could I be so happy?How could I, Songpa Shan, be such a lowly person?

"Pfft hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!"

Uncontrollably laughing wildly, Songpa Shan almost died of laughter!Even though he himself didn't understand the hilarious part, it didn't matter, he just felt happy!

The whole body is full of fucking vitality, which is a word of joy!

After rolling on the floor laughing for several minutes, Sumpa Shan finally recovered.Although his mentor and senior brother are G, he is about to graduate and there are probably twists and turns - but who cares if he dies?

Compared to that useless diploma, this thing in front of him will undoubtedly bring him ultimate happiness!

Do it quickly, do it quickly, study it carefully - and then use it to do great things! ! !

154. Cautious ordinary people

"Experiment No. 14 starts now."

While counting with a stopwatch, Somprashan put the car with his name on one side, and tied to the other side was a simple and plain word.

nigger~~~~

The vehicle representing him almost instantly reached the border of disgust, and Somprashan began to continuously measure the speed and length of the vehicle, and then gradually recorded his changes in mentality.

The former is relatively easy. Although the car's forward speed is very slow, it is not a problem at all if a professional measuring device is specially obtained.

The latter, at least judging from the full volume of texts recorded by Songpasana, is at least a laborious task.

Minutes passed by.

When the car crossed the boundary between life and death, and the images of the orangutans in his school once again gathered in his mind, Somprashan instantly became red and warm.

An indescribable impulse exploded in his mind. At that moment, he felt as if his girlfriend was secretly stolen by these orangutans, and then she got infected with AIDS and then passed it on to him!

Wait, where did he get his girlfriend?

The thought of being prepared made him suppress the urge to go to the cabinet and take out two Berettas to open the heads of all those niggas. He picked up the car with his name on it, and then picked up the paper and tore it into pieces.

In an instant, the intense rage dissipated from his mind.

Looking at the notebook with detailed records in his hand, Sompashan wrote a summary.

First of all, the conflict acceleration track can not only use specific people as the target of conflict, but also a group or a conceptual orientation.

As long as the person you are conflicting with recognizes this group in his brain - if he does not recognize it, it will be completely ineffective just like he tried to increase the conflict against the 'Martians'.

Secondly, it seems that the two sides of the conflict can also be specific concepts - no specific attempts have been made on this, but an increase in progress can be seen.

Furthermore, if the paper placed on the trolley is torn off, the minds of both parties to the conflict will return to calmness.

But it is impossible to go back to the starting point. The emotional fluctuations caused by the conflict itself will still remain in each other's hearts.

And this change is subtle, or it is basically a normal 'change' that is difficult to detect by normal thoughts.

He tried several times with overlapping objects, but it seemed like only one conflicting object could be carried on a cart.If it is replaced by another object, the previous one will be terminated from its original state.

In other words, can only one object be brought to conflict acceleration at a time?

That's it, and the conflict-creating device can set the scope of influence, but each country and collective needs to be specially set.

This is normal. The problem of group conflicts itself is not very universal.The same contradiction will lead to different conclusions and choices in each country.

This thing should be called a fire arching machine!

There is no principle, or in other words, the props obtained from the salesman should not be speculated using human principles.

In short - this thing cannot solve any problems. As a tool, its value is completely opposite to the concept of tool.

Humans create tools to solve problems, and the role of this tool is to create problems!

No, it should be said that the problem that can be alleviated cannot be alleviated!Let things that could have been stopped run wildly!

This, this, this is really... Thai pants are hot! ! !

Knowing the true purpose of this thing, Songpashan's expression became more and more fiery when he looked at it.

Although he didn't think that this thing could bring him much benefit, Songpa Shan understood that this must be a machine that could allow him to realize what he wanted in his heart!

He doesn't have the great ideals of those great men, but as an ordinary person, there are too many things that he wants to change.

When he was helpless, he could only watch the things that made him itchy. He couldn't change anything except saying a few words, but now -

Do big things, do big things, GO! ! !

Such an interesting machine will definitely bring me endless surprises! ! !

Relaxing the joy in his heart, Songpa Shan roared, and then immediately started to turn on his mobile phone - toilet, start it! ! !

Today, he wants to visit these places that once made his blood pressure soar, and then select from these questions the things that made his blood pressure soar!

Since no one is going to be rational - idiot, then don't do it (turn over the table)

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