I'm not Doraemon, I'm just a salesman

"What I did was bad, I know it. I indirectly killed many people, and I know it too."

In the face of Qiming, Somprashan frankly admitted the extreme and undesirable aspects of his behavior - but as always, he did not show any remorse.

"But I'm helping them understand each other!"

Qiming smiled and said nothing, but he knew that Songpa Shan was not lying, he really thought so.

Accelerationists are like this. What they desire is not the destruction caused by conflict, but that the two conflicting groups will smash each other to pieces and then understand each other, find other eight shots besides attacking each other, and say that they have a good one. The starting point is not exaggerated.

But for Somprashan, is this really what drives him so passionately?

Qiming doesn't care, he only cares about how Songpa Shan plans to decorate his live broadcast room.

He himself was happy to see further changes, and so was Somprashan.If he doesn't go live, he can only get more cars from Qiming to create more conflicts?

"Mr. Salesman, I have the following requirements for my live broadcast."

Songpa Shan immediately became serious. After all, what he said next might affect his personal safety.

"First of all, I can accept 24-hour uninterrupted live broadcast. But on the other hand, I also hope that your live broadcast room will make the following preparations for me -

First, I hope that the live broadcast image will only stand on the conflict acceleration track, and the elimination of everything else in the space where the live broadcast is located will be completely unable to be restored or erased by technical means.

Second, I wanted to be able to change my voice, I wanted it to completely change into a different person and have my voice switch every time I streamed.

Third, I don’t need you to provide me with any secret account or anything like that, but I hope that the conflict acceleration orbit can be sent to a place where no satellite can find it. Of course, I also hope that there will be no one except me. Can interfere with my live broadcast.Every time I appear in a live broadcast, please take me there to explain and make adjustments, and then send me home afterward.If possible, I hope you can use some teleportation prop to pick me up. "

Songpashan made three requests in one breath, and then looked at Qiming nervously.

The lucky ones before him did not bargain with the salesman, although they did so for their own safety and more and safer performances.But this still made Songpa Shan's heart beat thumpingly.

"Yes, yes... your proposal to go is very pertinent, and I have no reason not to agree to it."

Qiming smiled happily as he looked at this cunning ordinary person.

"But I can only do this. I will not guarantee that you will never be found. I will not guarantee that you will never be found. I will only complete the part of our contract, okay?"

Songpashan was hesitant. He knew there was something in Qiming's words, but he still gritted his teeth and nodded.

He already felt that it was a bit too much to make such a request, and it would be the best result for Qiming to agree.And the others - if they are still caught under these preparation conditions, it can only mean that this is what their fate is.

"Okay, then Mr. Sompashan, make preparations. We will start the live broadcast at nine o'clock tomorrow morning."

Qiming smiled and backed away, then disappeared into the dark room.

Songpashan's eyes were stunned, and that feeling of illusion and frivolity appeared in his heart again.But he soon recovered and devoted himself to searching for more news with a strange smile.

"I don't like this man."

Nimfu looked at Qiming who had returned, put down the controller in his hand, curled his lips and said

"Really? I think it's quite interesting."

Qiming sat next to Nimfu, picked up the petite fairy and put it on his lap, caressed her face and chuckled.

"Is it because his personality is similar to yours?" Nimfu twisted her butt, struggled for a while and then said with a groan.

"Oh? What do you say?"

"He is a fun-loving person just like you." Nimfu said concisely and to the point.

Yes, no matter how Sompashan tried to find reasons for his actions and made it seem logical and righteous, in Nimfu's view, the biggest motivation driving this man to take action was to have fun.

Whether he creates antagonism between men and women, he is indeed an accelerationist, and he also hopes that men and women can truly cooperate and reconcile with their division of labor - but this does not affect him as a fun-loving person.

The biggest reason that drives him to be so enthusiastic that he even takes time off to stay at home and play with this item without much real-time feedback is happiness.

Seeing the world change under his influence, seeing the entire society changing in his hands, seeing the extreme things one after another——

He feels happy for this, so happiness is his greatest motivation!

It’s not that he is a pervert, but for accelerationists, the conflict between the two groups is indeed enjoyable.

Those who stand on the side of the road and watch people fight naturally like to clap their hands and cheer while watching them beat their heads to pieces. This mentality itself is human nature.

Not to mention someone who picks up troubles - you have to admit that sometimes people who make troubles will indeed bring themselves an indescribable happiness and pleasure.

"We are both fun-loving people, but that doesn't mean he is the same as me." Qiming smiled and pinched Nimfu's soft cheeks

"He is still unable to accept all kinds of changes. In fact, his happiness and abundance are only based on his not really getting involved in things."

"Watching the fire from the other side, of course he has the luxury to regroup and make sarcastic remarks for fun, but whether he is really a fun-loving person depends on whether he can still be so generous when things get to him."

Nimfu snorted and said nothing. She just leaned her little head on Qiming's chest and closed her eyes to rest.Putting down his little hand, it coincidentally fell into Qi Ming's palm.

Qiming smiled, closed his palms and grabbed the soft little hand.Nimfu's arms shook slightly, and her body relaxed further.

Time passed quietly minute by minute.

"By the way, you should be going to school by now, right?"

Fifteen minutes later, Qiming glanced at the clock on the wall, touched Nimfu's hair and said

"Oh~~~~~" Nimfu opened her eyes and glared at Qiming with some resentment, and then said angrily.

"Why go to school? Wasn't that school smashed by the things you made?"

"It seems so~~~~" Qiming touched his chin, and then used the remote control to turn on the TV, which was playing a picture

The former Prime Minister was giving a speech on the street when a man suddenly rushed out from behind and shot him in the chest.Then, when the bodyguards nearby rushed towards him, the man wearing a mask suddenly punched them all away.

Before leaving, he did not forget to politely say to the Prime Minister lying on the ground.

"DOMO~~~First time meeting, farewell forever, I'm here to assassinate Desu."

After saying that, he immediately ran away with the smoke and dust exploding behind him, avoiding the pursuit of three bodyguards who suddenly transformed into Aoife Enoch.

Of course, none of the above scenes will appear in the official live broadcast, only a simple obituary will appear.

What was considered big news in the past can now only be described as a trivial matter - the death of former prime minister Shige Sakura, nothing to mention!

"Indeed, your school seems to have been bombed too~~~~Ugh, I have to find time to find a new school for you."

Qiming scratched his face, as if he was an old father who was worried about his children's schooling.

Nimfu punched him in displeasure, and Qiming opened another 'channel' while baring his teeth.

Well, why did Team Leader Zheng travel to Shinomiya's house?

How about pyroxene?

Qiming smiled very happily. It seemed that even outside of the main program, he would not be bored for a long time.

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ps: I’m back from the hospital. I’m currently lying in bed recuperating. I’m in so much pain that I can’t even breathe. I’ll continue to post updates, but there aren’t many saved posts. I’ll try coding on my phone later. how.

157. Let’s step on the accelerator ~

"After the second trial by the Chiang Mai High Court... the client was found guilty of intentional homicide... and sentenced to seven years in prison!"

With the fall of the hammer, a shocking incident in Chiang Mai came to a final conclusion.

The occurrence and outcome of the incident were unbelievable. The cause was simply that a girl who was rushing to listen to the master's lecture rushed to the elevator when she was going downstairs, and a decoration worker in the elevator closed the elevator door without waiting for her.

This is a matter that is extremely difficult to call a moral issue, but the result is unheard of.

This girl who was eager to listen to the lecture was hysterical and kicked the elevator door with her high heels, screaming and cursing while kicking.Then, possibly because of the elevator malfunction, the closed outer door of the elevator suddenly opened. She stepped on the air and fell directly into the elevator shaft and died.

This matter has nothing to do with the decoration worker Mao from any legal perspective. However, this decoration worker, who should not bear any legal responsibility regardless of emotion or reason, was arrested inexplicably.

This matter has attracted the attention of many people last year. Many men in Siam have joined together excitedly and constantly asked the official to give a reasonable answer.

But no - no answer.

Until the first-instance verdict gave an outrageous result. They sentenced the decoration worker, who was completely irresponsible, to five years in prison for manslaughter, with one year suspended.

This case caused huge social repercussions after it broke out, especially the statement made by the decoration worker who was the defendant.

The client claimed that his confession was simply a confession coerced by words and deeds from the local court in Chiang Mai. They tortured him physically and mentally, and made physical threats to his wife and children.

And the so-called legal aid lawyer who tried him was even more useless. They even concealed the deceased's history of mania, and finally sentenced him to this ridiculous result.

Very fantasy, right?But this world really is so fucking fantastical.

This matter is not only a hot topic in Siam itself, but also a hot topic all over the world.

The dissatisfied decoration workers chose to continue the appeal, while excited netizens continued to dig into the truth about this Chiang Mai court.

Then, he really let his mother uncover a lot.

The judge in this case is a woman and a distant relative with connections to the royal family.Moreover, the proportion of women among the court staff is extremely high, and at the same time, even more terrifying things were discovered during the digging.

It can be easily found that cases sentenced by local courts in Chiang Mai are highly biased towards women. While the number of male criminals has surged, the number of female defendants acquitted in court has increased by 80.00%.

This is not even an issue between men and women, but whether Siam, a country that finally completed the constitutional monarchy and put the law on track more than ten years ago, will go back to its old ways.

Of course, these are things that even a good person like Songpa Shan cannot talk about.

Of course, these news and reports soon died out.

Just like this case of the decoration worker, it was suppressed by invisible hands.Even after that, the content of the case they publicized to the outside world was greatly distorted, and could even be said to be completely contemptuous and ignored.

For example, they fabricated the untrue story that the decoration worker deliberately molested the deceased, and that his wife molested the deceased's family. For example, they fabricated the false story that they bribed the judge in order to obtain testimony in their favor...

The angry decoration worker finally spoke out through his wife, and successfully caused a bigger wave. Many people came forward to denounce the outrageousness of this incident.

Then?

Then he was put in solitary confinement in jail and was beaten continuously, while his wife had not updated social media for a long time, and there was no news about her.

There is no doubt that this has brought about a new wave of rhythm.No matter what you say, it is absolutely impossible to calm the anger in the hearts of many men.

To a certain extent, this case is the epitome of the antagonism between men and women in Siam over the years.

Compared with men's problems, it is obviously the arrogance and ridiculous nonsense of female boxing in recent years that is more serious.Especially when they stand with public power and the royal family, which is known to have the least respect for women, it makes people angry and powerless.

If the law is so-called biased because of gender, then does this law deserve to claim to be fair?

But no matter what, angry netizens cannot change the outcome of the matter. They can only wait for the second appeal of this case and hope to get a good result.

But... they came to an even more ridiculous conclusion.

The decoration worker who was morally and legally innocent was not only not relieved of his guilt at the second trial, but was sentenced to the highest standard for manslaughter—seven years in prison!

Such an outrageous and unbelievable verdict undoubtedly caused an uproar!

[Are you kidding me?We have waited so long for the final trial to give us such a result? 】

[It is obvious that even a five-year-old child can decide a normal case. Is this the answer given by the High Court? 】

【How far will it go?Will women be acquitted of murder in the future, while men will be arrested and sent to a torture camp every time they leave the house? 】

【I can’t bear it anymore!If I can be the next 'lucky guy', I fucking swear to kill all these real bastards! ! ! 】

The comments on various websites around the world exploded, and many celebrities and big figures even commented on the unbelievable verdict.

And strangely, even distinctly.No matter what happened in the past, they now seem to have become extremely 'masculine' and 'feminist'.

There was no reason, and his speech was a classic. It was like a spark igniting a pack of dynamite barrels. This incident exploded throughout Siam!

Then someone soon revealed the judge of the trial - as expected, she was still a woman, and the majority of the jury were also women.

There are even jurors who violate the age requirement for selection under the regulations.

This is already a naked shady story. Even more serious than the so-called issue of men's and women's rights is the violation of the law!

But - reason never comes to an angry person.

Soon, all the identities of these jurors and judges were revealed. Although they were quickly shared in large numbers on the Internet, they still could not stop the viral spread.

Then the next day, something extreme happened immediately.

The judge involved was found hanging in front of his villa, with his clothes stripped off and insulting words written about her written all over his body.

In response to such an open provocation, the Siamese police naturally went all out to pursue him, and soon they arrested the criminal.

Unexpectedly, the male criminal had nothing to do with the decoration worker involved. According to him, he simply felt unhappy.

And soon, the identities of many female members of the jury were revealed. While being bombarded with human flesh and information, there were also constant attacks on them!

There is no cause, no logic, or the only logic and reason for the criminal is just because he is 'unhappy'.

But now, no matter how slow Siam is, they have discovered that something is wrong.

......