I'm not Doraemon, I'm just a salesman

"Today, XX Temple announced that from now on, all women will be prohibited from entering, and all incense offered by female benefactors will be discarded."

"Today, XXX platform banned a large number of male user groups, and executives came forward to say that men are not allowed to use this software!"

"Executives of XX Enterprise publicly insulted female employees of the enterprise and declared that all female workers are XXXXX!"

"Female executives of XX company fired all male employees in the company and declared that they would create a workplace paradise for women."

"Today, a middle school girl in XX County suddenly stabbed her younger brother, who was less than seven years old, with a knife, claiming that she was eradicating future sex offenders!"

"Yesterday at noon, the parties involved in the decoration worker case were besieged by a female group..."

Crazy, all crazy!

When the various cases sorted out were presented to the tables of various leaders in Siam, they all thought that everyone was crazy!

It seems as if everyone in this country has lost their mind overnight, as if everyone has become the extreme of extremes overnight!

In fact, simple criminal cases will never make it to the desks of these big shots.

Even if a lot of people died - it was nothing to them.

But the anomaly itself must be paid attention to, because every anomaly may be a salesman playing tricks!

"Investigators conducted a sampling investigation on the corresponding group listening and discovered the pattern of abnormal situations."

The Siamese elder in charge of this issue wore glasses and put a report on the table seriously. After the report was circulated, everyone looked very serious.

Survey reports show that the conflict between men and women has taken on an abnormal form a week ago.

But there are no signs of any involvement from Gonghuo, or it can be said that it is just the advocacy of some small shrimps who have already received money from others.

People involved in this issue, especially relevant workers, even officials who are originally calm, will become extremely unreasonable.

Just like the female judge in Chiang Mai, after investigation, it was found that her attitude and evaluation of men had dropped off a cliff in the past week, and the jury was also deliberately manipulated by her!

And not just for women, but for men too.

In other words, men tend to respond more thoroughly than women in this regard.They are the ones who don't hesitate to start violence after they can't bear it anymore. At the same time, they show oppositional emotions not only towards women!

Among the several cases investigated, there were cases of men 'punching' fellow men.

Most of the men who have been beaten, bullied, and humiliated have pursued women too passionately - which is commonly known as dog licking.

All of this is weird and abnormal, as if there is a pair of invisible hands stubbornly mobilizing and accelerating the occurrence of social conflicts!

The elders looked at each other in confusion after reading the report, and finally made a decision.

It's most likely that the salesman is behind this - so there's nothing they can do about it.

On the other hand, the Pan-Asian Alliance, although the situation was calm, found something wrong with their neighbors and directly issued an investigation order to the Abnormal Affairs Investigation Bureau.

As a result, all the cases were quickly sent to team leader Gao Yalin's desk, but after she read the files and completed the investigation, she directly said——

"Is that normal? What's wrong? Is there anything abnormal about a woman fighting back against a violent man?"

This once excellent female officer said this naturally, and the strange thing was that the female secretaries around her didn't think there was anything wrong.As for the male team members, they had been letting her out and delegating them because they kept making her angry in the past few days.

The report was submitted, and another three days were wasted.

Over the past three days, the vicious incidents gradually escalated to the point where an extreme feminist stabbed a male primary school student to death, and an extreme male feminist drove a dump truck and then hit a female driver.

The report hasn't come back yet, and there's no need to.

Because the live broadcast is on.

158. Live broadcast resumes

[Program intrusion has been completed and group messaging has been completed]

[Live broadcast promotion has started and traffic diversion is being completed...]

[The live broadcast rooms that have been opened so far include Dousha, Dogya, Pill, NIOC, Abem, line, youtu, tuite, tiktok...]

[Statistics of live broadcast audience...5724250 people! 】

Live broadcast begins!

After experiencing the public torment of the war demon, even though countries around the world were unanimously blocking Qiming's information, his existence was still recognized by a huge number of people.

In less than ten seconds after the broadcast started, more than 500 million people have flooded into each live broadcast room!And this number is obviously just the beginning!

In fact, Qiming is already the most 'top' anchor in the world.

Although this top anchor can’t see any publicity on any social media...

[Coming, coming, first, first! ! ! 】

【The wait is a bit long this time!But the anchor will definitely not disappoint everyone! 】

[How did you speak?The salesman will definitely bring us endless surprises! 】

【Let’s just destroy the world this time! (funny)】

【Look at P+V&**￥#@￥! %】

All kinds of barrages flooded the screen, and big figures from various countries were nervously waiting in front of the screen, waiting for another piece of nonsense to be tested by another big news.

But there is something different about this live broadcast - Qiming, he did not appear on the big screen at all!

Not only him, but also Nimfu. The two people who always came out to meet during live broadcasts in the past are not here.

The live broadcast showed only a strange and dark space, and the only thing placed in it was a 'toy' that looked like a four-wheel drive track.

This silence lasted for several minutes, until many people in the barrage began to wonder, and finally - a change occurred.

"I'm sorry everyone, this time Mr. Salesman and his assistant did not appear on camera at my request."

A strange sound came from the darkness on the screen and spread.The reason why he is weird is because the sound is like a dozen different sound sources being mixed together continuously.

Weird, but not unpleasant, but it undoubtedly poses a huge problem to the countless people in front of the screen who are ready to use professional equipment to collect information.

With such a sound, it is impossible to analyze the sound source, let alone follow the sound source to find the object!

The only certainty was that the man was Siamese—an answer that seemed no different from no answer at all.

Team leader Gao's face instantly turned as dark as the bottom of a pot.

Even though one’s own country is not chosen, having a neighbor chosen is definitely not something to be happy about.And what made her feel even more sad was that he seemed to have sworn that there were no problems in the report sent by the superiors.

"I have a lot to say to you."

Such sounds continued to come from the darkness, and he did not make any preparation to reveal himself. There was only darkness and two cars heading towards each other at a speed that could no longer be noticed on the track.

And when the camera gradually zoomed in, the contents of the notes affixed to the two cars were also revealed——

'Men's rights' and 'Women's rights'

Team Leader Gao's heart suddenly skipped a beat, and her face instantly turned pale due to the strong surprise and the shock caused by her misjudgment.But Songpa Shan in the darkness just continued talking leisurely.

"As you can see, the thing the salesman gave me is called the 'Conflict Acceleration Track'. Its function is just like its name, it can accelerate any conflict."

“From conflicts between people to conflicts between groups.”

Songpa Shan spread his hands and smiled happily.

"Just like what all the impatient people have said over and over again - yes, this thing allows everything to completely leave no room for each other and conflict with each other without reservation."

【? ? ?So the turmoil in Siam these days is all your fault? 】

[Are you just taking care of senior brother?Wow, no wonder the international news is so exciting these days! ! ! 】

[All men deserve to die!Kill all the bad guys! ! ! 】

【! @@@@! *&*&! ! ! 】

The barrage that filled the screen went sideways in an instant as a cursed voice blended in. Songpashan clasped his hands together and looked at the curse that filled the screen with a calm smile. After a moment, he said slowly

"Look at how irrational you are. Even though I have told you that it is me who is doing this, you are still unwilling to let go of your conflicts."

"Don't you think for a moment that your thoughts are not normal?"

Gao Yalin's expression became even more ugly. Could it be that this was a huge mind controller?

"No, no, no, you are thinking wrong." Seeing those barrages that instantly went astray, Sompashan smiled and said

"I'm not Yuri, and this is not a mind control tower. I said the only use of this thing is to intensify conflicts between groups."

"I don't understand the principle, and I don't know the principle. But what I know is that as long as the two representative individuals and groups I label, they will become more and more unreasonable and conflict with each other as the vehicle gradually approaches."

"Of course, if you think you are not from this group, you will certainly not be affected. If you have no ill intentions towards another group, you will not be amplified. This is not mind control. I am just detonating what you are aggrieved about. It’s just something you dare to think about.”

Songpa Shan explained the use of his props in an understated manner, even stating its limitations.

He didn't care what people would do to him, since he wasn't using this thing to deal with anyone in particular.

He is just an accelerationist fun guy!

And Gao Yalin finally understood why her thoughts were so 'natural', and why the official attitude of Siam had a completely different reaction from the people below.

Because those people above, they simply cannot be on the side of 'men's rights' and 'women's rights'.

They are the allocators and occupiers of resources, the ones who divide groups and specify the rules of the game.

I'm afraid they have sincerely ignored the division between these two groups, so they will definitely not be affected!

But Gao Yaxuan - she is not actually a boxer, but as long as she is a woman, as long as she is not born to control everything, her thoughts will inevitably be represented by gender.

Thinking about her inexplicable disgust, anger and rejection towards her male subordinates these days, Gao Yalin's face became even more ugly!

If people like her have been influenced to become what they are now, then other men and women are——

"It doesn't matter if you believe it or not, but I still hope you can think about it for yourself."

Songpashan said slowly, and then directly took the two cars off the track.

A moment, almost a moment.

Whether it is a man and a woman who are in conflict, a person who is writing a short essay on a large blockbuster, or a guy who is sharpening his sword, there is a strange feeling.

It was as if I was disgusted by something terrible the night before, and when I woke up after a long sleep, I found that nothing about yesterday was the same.

Yes...yeah?

Why do they hate men (women) so much?

The inexplicable thoughts dissipated, but the facts that happened did not.

The things the opposite gender did in the memory instantly came to mind, and even though they were not as extreme as before, the attitude towards the other party instantly dropped a lot!

"Look, you seem to be back to your 'normal' level again."

Songpa Shan slowly watched the ever-changing barrage and laughed happily.

"Seriously, how nice would it be if you could always be so calm? Let's join hands with each other, be of the same mind, and then understand what the real main conflict is."

"What's the use of spending time in such meaningless group confrontations? It won't improve any status quo."

The earnest words of persuasion not only have no effect, but also make more people feel the danger.

The real main conflict?Who are you referring to?What are you implying?Be bold!

If they were ordinary people, they would naturally deal with it this way, but this prop holder - until now, he has not exposed any elements that can be found.

The sound is completely synthesized, the background is completely dark, and even the only exposed hand changes every scene!

This is a person who hides himself. It is not known what kind of cooperation he has reached with the salesman, but such caution is enough to make many people feel like they have been denied!

The last one was extremely flamboyant!So this one is the ultimate limit, right?

Songpashan, who did not reveal any flaws, continued to watch the barrages and said earnestly

"Look at you, are you starting again? Didn't I say that the best way is for everyone to calm down?"

【calm?Cold your mother!They have already begun to trample on the foundation of our existence. Why are you so calm? 】

[Haha, the defense was broken, wasn’t it?If you are unhappy, do you have the ability to hit me? 】

[Calm down shit!Speed ​​up, you must fucking speed up! ! ! 】

The dialogue on the screen was full of violence and extremes, and Songpashan, who had already expected it, could only sigh. Although he knew that this was not a barrage of his own country, he still shook his head.

Although he had expected it, it still made Somprashan feel uncomfortable when he saw these people still not showing any reflection or calmness.

Of course, it is undeniable that the irritability and hostility of these people largely come from the things he caused, so it cannot be said that they are very disappointed.

Moreover, it doesn’t really matter.

He has many ways to make everyone learn how to write the word "calm".