I'm not Doraemon, I'm just a salesman

159.Refuse to recruit

"If you want to resolve these damn conflicts, you need the government's thunderous measures and actions. I hope to see your approach but..."

Songpa Shan paused for a moment, looked at the 'Zhao'an Promise' that filled the screen instantly, and smiled strangely.

"Wow, look, what a generous package this is. If I weren't a complete accelerationist, I might be tempted."

Zhao'an?It was undeniable that these conditions seemed so generous and generous, and he was extremely tempted after seeing them.

But he understood better that after receiving the imperial edict, he would be the next Song Gongming - no, even that one was far inferior.

He really likes the foreign novel Water Margin!But just because I like him, I hate Song Gongming even more.

If you rebel, just rebel, if you want to cause trouble, just make trouble. What's the point of thinking about Zhao'an all day long?That's all for Zhao'an, what's the point of obediently being an authoritative dog?

There is actually nothing wrong with being a dog, but what Somprashan doesn't like is being a person who has no consistency - if you want to do big things, you have to do big things, if you want to be a lackey, you have to concentrate on being a lackey. disgust!

Moreover, Songpashan knew that there was no comparison between himself and Song Gongming.

After all, Song Gongming still had his team to some extent. He Songpashan had nothing but a prop that could be taken away.

Moreover, the effect of this thing is not fast or even very slow, so - unless it is a last resort, he will never take the initiative to 'surrender'.

"I said that I urgently hope that we can all calm down and work together to solve our major social problems. We should calm down so that we can work together to solve our problems."

Songpa Shan persuaded with earnest words, of course, as always, those barrages never stopped the rhythm of exchanging comments.

As always, familiar recipe, familiar taste.

Songpashan twitched the corners of his mouth and sighed helplessly.

It is always a luxury to expect the crowd to learn to calm down on its own.

He has to make the crowd more spontaneous to understand and learn the importance of calmness - so he still has to rely on the government's actions.

Not to mention solving it, it is actually very simple to curb the conflict between men and women.

First of all, we need to put a bowl of water on the table and cancel the preferential treatment that women should not have, especially the legal ones.Secondly, use the same strength to crack down on unfavorable remarks and attack all those who are boxing. It is best to catch dozens of examples at a time.

Or simply put it more simply - on the boxing platform, regardless of the men's and women's toilets, if you are caught, just give him a heavy fine equal to the platform.

The next step is to clean up the publicity channels and remove the ones that are so stupid that no one can see them and replace them with normal people.Don’t be biased and treat issues between men and women from an equal perspective.

In fact, in the final analysis, if you want to achieve the so-called equal rights well, you only need to ensure that a bowl of water is balanced.

Treatment is equal, conditions are equal, and pay is equal.

If someone still punches even then, it can only mean that they are a group of people who are unreasonable and have evil intentions.

If this set of punches continues, not only can it solve the problem of antagonism between men and women, it can at least allow everyone to slowly regain their composure and think about the real and more important contradiction.

But unfortunately, although this is very sensible, it is a pity that it cannot be done.

After all, regardless of the fact that the most difficult thing in the world is to keep a bowl of water balanced, even in other aspects, the unity of men and women is not a good thing for the people above.

The reason for differentiation is to make it impossible to hold your fist, so that even if you find the real enemy, you will not be able to swing out a harmful attack.

Yes, this is the truth, and Songpa Shan also understands it very clearly——

The solution to Siam's problem is actually very simple, just look for trouble with the king.But just because the problem is found doesn’t mean it can be solved.

Therefore, sometimes you need to speed up.No one will be willing to think calmly if they don't smash each other into pieces.

This has nothing to do with whether you have read many books or whether you are a big person or a small person.

Don't look back until you hit the south wall, don't cry until you see the coffin.People are like this, only broken bones are their best textbooks.

"I know what you are thinking, why should you listen to me, right? Okay, it doesn't matter if you don't calm down, and it doesn't matter if the big men don't do anything." Sompashan shrugged and said with a nonchalant smile.

"Sometimes we have to see the tragic consequences. Although I don't mind speeding up, I think let's look at an extreme case."

After that, he took out two pieces of paper that he had prepared a long time ago and pasted them on the car.

This move made many people's hearts tremble.

It still says men's rights and women's rights, but it's limited to a simple name in front——

Strong men’s rights, strong women’s rights

Yes, the object of conflict has not changed this time, but Somprashan has limited the scope of participation.

If the participation range is not set, the conflict object will be Sompashan's own country by default.Of course, if he wanted to expand the scope, writing about a world would be enough.

Of course, he won't do that. One template or something is enough.

As Songpa Shan put the two cars on the track, almost instantly, they had crossed the boundary that represents mutual admiration and disgust, and were so close that they were as close as fire and water!

"Wow, didn't you expect their problems to be so serious?"

Songpashan looked at this result with some astonishment, and while sighing, he said with a hint of joking

"It's just that this is good, I think we will see the specific results soon."

"This live broadcast room will not be closed. I will live broadcast the progress of the conflict acceleration track 24 hours a day. So - see you in 24 hours."

Is the entire process live broadcast for 24 hours?Another new approach?

No, at this moment, the most important thing for people like Team Leader Gao is——

"Can we find the characteristics of his identity and whereabouts?"

The same questions were asked in the same way, and they received the same, identical answers.

——"It's impossible for us to track the target."

The owner of this anomaly is very cautious. From his voice to his appearance, from his skin to his clothes, from the space to anything else, there are no clues to reveal anything.

It's impossible for them to find each other under such conditions with nothing. Even if you ask Holmes to come over, there's no way he can give you an answer!

If you can still find the suspect under such conditions, that's not cleverness, that's magic.

Unable to search, unable to determine, everyone including Team Leader Gao can only accept this fact and wait for the other party to reveal flaws. Of course, they may also be able to do some "stupid methods" that waste a lot of manpower and material resources.

The first time he took over a task independently, he was so incompetent and unpretentious. This made Gao Yaxuan hold his hair in distress and sigh repeatedly.

It was really a good thing for Team Leader Zheng to leave, but it happened that he was gone when such a mess that he couldn't clean up arrived.

However, even though they cannot find the whereabouts of the anomaly holder, they can still do other things - at least intensive monitoring of the situation on the stick is still necessary.

On the other side, Songpa Shan stood up and stared at this dark space for a long time before he spoke.

"Mr. Salesman, I'm ready."

"It's a good performance. As the first live broadcast, although it cannot be said to be outstanding and exciting, it is better than lasting."

Following a green vortex, Qi Ming walked out slowly with a smile and applauded Somprashan for his wonderful performance.

It really can't be said to be very exciting. Compared with the wonderful performances performed by the previous holders for Qiming, the performance displayed by Songpa Shan can simply be described as boring.

After all, I was talking the whole time and didn't do anything interesting besides talking.

But fun is not something that only comes from short-term situations. For Qiming, long-term fun and short-term fun are equally worth looking forward to.

Compared with the previous holders, Songpa Shan is a very ordinary person, so he will definitely bring Qiming a more fun holding experience.

"I personally feel that I really don't have any acting talent."

Sompashan sighed. He was really not interested in live streaming and acting.You see, the scene was clearly not shining on his face, and he had some stage fright just now.

"I guess I won't be rewarded for my performance...then what are the standards?"

"There is no quantifiable standard." Qiming smiled.

"As you often say, no rules are the biggest rules. I personally have a more subjective advantage here - when I feel happy, I will naturally provide sufficient follow-up services."

"If it were those officials who said this, I would think that they were changing the subject in order to gain more power for themselves, but you, I am absolutely assured." Songpa Shan smiled and said

"I am willing to put my absolute trust in you who have absolute power. Some may say that absolute power brings absolute corruption - but if there is only one person who can control everything, then I will be happy to be loyal to him."

"After all, will absolute power bring absolute freedom to us people?"

"Wow, you look like a philosopher." Qiming took Songpa Shan into the vortex and sent him home.

“Each of us is a philosopher in our own life.”

Watching Qiming leave, Songpashan went to the refrigerator humming a tune, picked out some ingredients, stir-fried a plate of vegetables and cooked a bowl of noodles for himself, and then happily carried them to the TV.

Turning on the TV, looking at the news that was whitewashing peace and harmony, and picking up a piece of noodles with chopsticks, Somprashan showed a joking smile.

Of course he also has his own philosophy~~~ But there will always be only one accelerationist philosophy.

Speed ​​up, speed up to death!

160. The war between men and women

Bangzi is a very special country ideologically

This kind of specialness is not a compliment - it often refers to the fact that any thought that enters this country will become serious and extreme at a speed that is difficult for ordinary people to understand.

Maybe it's because Bangzi's life is too stressful, but Chongying, who is also under a lot of pressure, shows the opposite appearance to the country.

Hmm...it seems to be pretty much the same.

It's nothing more than one going to the extreme openly and the other becoming the extreme in silence.

Bangzi's extreme ideological trend is reflected in many aspects. For example, the various religions only revolve around Catholicism as the cornerstone. There are hundreds of different 'branch' sects in this country.

And its doctrinal content is often very weird. The Vatican may read it and call it too conservative, the Protestants may call it too liberal, the MSL may call it too extreme, and the Puritans may call it too restrictive.

Similarly, the issue of gender rights is the first and fastest to go to extremes in South Korea.

Before Songpa Shan took action, the conflict between the opposing men and women in this country had already escalated to the extreme.

The boxers in Siam are nothing compared to the boxers in this country. Even Europa, the birthplace of female boxing, feels ashamed when they come here.

For example, female boxing masters in this country once set up a website called 'Maglia', which was so extreme that the government, which is tolerant of all religions, felt it was too extreme.

The members have done things including but not limited to - a 27-year-old woman drugged and assaulted a boy, and later claimed that it was normal to do such things to little boys, but that only girls deserved to be done to them. A 15-year-old girl put a kitchen knife on her sleeping father's neck in the middle of the night and took a video. Then she woke her father up and slit his neck with force.Go to a boys' middle school and put estrogen in the water fountains of each class...

Don't think they are just getting high, these extreme female boxers have really done such things.

Therefore, compared with these female boxing masters, Siam's boxing skills are simply equivalent to Wei Xiaobao and Zhang Sanfeng.

And similarly, the opposite of extreme female boxing is extreme male boxing.

As we all know, one of the most commonly used gestures to break a man's defense was invented by female boxers.So they caught this man and declared forcefully that any posters or shops found with similar gestures would be ruthlessly attacked and even violently attacked.

A female Olympic champion with short hair was considered to be a female boxer, and her eighteenth generation ancestors were immediately bullied online. However, it would be fine if things like dog licking were not discovered. If you find it and post it on the Internet, you will just wait for someone to open the box directly.

And under such an intense struggle, has the antagonism between men and women in Bangzi been resolved?

Of course not, because after all, it has not turned into a large-scale bloodshed, and for the plutocrats who rule this country, they are eager to have more confrontations between men and women.

Songpa Shan felt very sad about this state of neither improvement nor decline.

So he decided to give the sticks a serious wave of intensity - speed up, speed up, speed up! ! !

There were a lot of sticks among the people who watched the live broadcast that day, and they all realized that they seemed to be being screwed.

But after they slept with a mixture of apprehension and weird excitement, they discovered that nothing seemed wrong.

Then on the morning news, they successfully saw Kaká, who rose to power by promoting anti-female boxing, suddenly announce a very bombshell news——

That means that from now on, the standards for military service will not differentiate between men and women!

As we all know, one of the things that stick men fear most in life is to be a soldier.Not only do you have to waste the best time of your life, but you also have to go to the army and suffer bullying from others.

And why don’t women do military service?Don’t they claim that everyone is equal?

In the past, when this topic was brought up, the woman opposite would either make a fuss or make excuses, claiming that non-violent women should not be soldiers.

In fact, it is just pure fart. When receiving benefits, everyone is equal, and when taking responsibility, the disadvantaged groups are equal.

And this new law announced by Kaka, who was not very popular among the people and had a very low support rate, instantly received the full support of almost all men in the country!

They cheered loudly, waved flags and walked out of their homes. Even though they had insulted the licking dog who licked the feet of a heavy cherry man the day before, they were eager to praise him for his merits!

Why, did they gain any benefit from it?

Of course not, bullying will not disappear, and the years of torture will still be tortured - but they have a large group of guys who share the same problem.

Isn’t this fucking great?I don't necessarily get happiness from happiness. Watching you suffer misfortune makes me much happier.

On the contrary to the men who cheer and praise their merits, the attitude of women is always angry, protesting wildly, and resting.

They also rushed out of their homes, wildly waving flags attacking men, and shouting loudly for the dictator to step down!

However, this doesn't seem to be of any use.