I'm not Doraemon, I'm just a salesman

Such a cute girl doesn't look like a girl that would appear in the real world. What's even more special is the fairy-like transparent wings on her back and the collar around her neck - especially the collar, which looks a bit more erotic. .

"How can you say it's a bad thing, my lovely Miss Nimfu~~~~"

Qiming took off his mask to reveal his appearance. He actually looked surprisingly young, as if he was less than 20 years old.The combination of her delicate face, fair skin, and facial features doesn't make her look very handsome, but it makes her feel indescribably comfortable.

He came up behind Loli with a smile and picked her up. He crossed his hands and put them on her tender belly and rubbed her hard. He buried his face in her blue hair under the opponent's shy and angry little fists, like He took a breath of enjoyment like sucking a cat.

"Hufu~~~This smell is so powerful, so powerful!"

"Let me go! You're saying such weird things again, you pervert!"

Nimfu's shy beater was a man who treated him like a pet. Of course, judging from her arrogant character, this was probably a form of coquettishness.

"Let's not talk about this, but how is the setup of your live broadcast room?"

Qi Ming smiled and took a bag of potato chips from the side and opened it. He still hugged the petite girl like a cat. He took out the potato chips and fed her like a pet and asked.

"The electronic intrusion has been completed. The technology of earth insects in this world cannot be my opponent at all."

Nimfu snorted proudly, her little face full of confidence in her own abilities. Her pride as an all-powerful angel for electronic warfare made her extra confident.

This Aquamarine Star is very large. It is a polar opposite situation with the Pan-Asian Alliance and the Free Lighthouse dividing the east and the west.Twenty years of friction have brought about good technological development - but no matter what, in Nimfu's eyes, it is almost the same as orangutans playing basketball.

"It's a human being, not an earthworm - if you continue to call me this kind of racist name, Master, I won't be happy."

Qiming hit Nimfu hard on the head, then unceremoniously stuffed all the potato chips she wanted to eat into his mouth, thinking about the next question while the latter beat her like a child throwing a tantrum.

Hmm...what should the next live broadcast be titled?

4. Live broadcast that cannot be turned off

The honest people who were oppressed rose up and defeated the bullies and villains who oppressed them.

News like this is nothing special in this society where information diffusion is gradually developing - but no matter when, it is full of motivational power.

No matter what the era and development is, it is a commendable thing for the oppressed weak to fight back and defeat the strong, and he will definitely gain further sympathy from the weak.

No matter right or wrong, it has nothing to do with the law, this is just a matter of likes and dislikes.

The reality is that no one in any era can reject the story of the weak fighting back and killing the strong.

People like Wu Nian have been singing praises since the history of mankind. Of course, this matter is definitely not as big as those assassins.

The news fermented and spread at an extremely fast speed, and this was undoubtedly a huge provocation to the local law enforcement officers of the Pan-Asian Alliance. The law enforcement agencies acted quickly and immediately launched the investigation and arrest of the murderer Wu Nian. ——

If things develop normally, the murderer may be caught soon, and then he will be sentenced to death in the first trial as a matter of course. Then when he appears in the news again, it will be time for his execution.

but......

What happened this time was beyond many people's expectations.

And this "direction" of excess is undoubtedly its "bad" degree.

"Director Zhang, that live broadcast room has been recommended on our homepage again."

Shenhai City, Nancheng Science and Technology Park, in the technical department of Billy Headquarters, a young programmer with thinning hair and dark circles said to the technical director who came over in a helpless and tired tone.

"Who the hell did this!!!"

Director Zhang grabbed his hair angrily and roared. His angry roar made no one in the office dare to speak up.

"Where's the operations department? What the hell do they say!!!"

"The operation said it was pushed up by our algorithm..." a programmer whispered.

"Fuck his grandma!" Director Zhang roared.

“Even if there’s something wrong with our algorithm, it’s not like we’re going to put a murder live broadcast on the homepage!!!”

Roaring and angry, but what Director Zhang still felt more was huge confusion and fear.

The incident involving workers and knifemen that happened yesterday was originally a normal ferment, but at three o'clock this morning, Director Zhang was woken up by a call from the general manager.

The general manager angrily asked him what madness caused him to put the murder live broadcast on the homepage. However, he asked himself, who could Director Zhang ask?

Live broadcast of murder?front page?

Are you fucking kidding me? !

Director Zhang anxiously arrived at the company with the feeling that today was April Fool's Day, only to find that all the directors and supervisors from the operations department to the marketing department to the sales department were in place, including himself.

The general manager roared and asked who was responsible in a tone that made him want to kill their whole family.

Yes.

The live broadcast of the whole process of beating the knifeman is now clearly displayed on their homepage.

Of course, the live broadcast room has not started live broadcast now, it has only announced that the live broadcast will start at nine o'clock tonight, but the damn live broadcast replay is still playing back the whole process of the worker being stabbed by the supervisor and the agent 24 hours a day. .

Uncoded, ultra-high definition, 60 frames.

The first time they saw the live broadcast room, Director Zhang and all the other directors took a deep breath to contribute to global warming.

this!he!mom!of!yes!where!indivual!big!inverse!No!road!of!Home!Partner!

At first, they all thought it was a worker from one of their departments who was so excited by the video that they planned to do something to vent their dissatisfaction.

But the most important thing before finding the traitor is to ban the live broadcast room and take down the home page.

If this damn thing hangs up for a long time, they will be invited to drink tea by the relevant departments - no, they have already decided to drink the tea. The key is not to let the entire company be implicated in this case!

Then?

Then they were collectively fucking stuck at the first step and couldn't move!

There's no way to ban this damn live broadcast room, and it's even more impossible to remove the recommended spot!

The IP address and web page URL of this live broadcast room changed at a high speed of 300 times per second. Every time they banned other live broadcast rooms, they blocked it.

The company's programmers stripped off all the hair they had left and didn't even understand how the hell they did it!

Banning web pages and tracing IP addresses are completely impossible, so they start trying to remove him from the recommendation position.

Then?

Their website homepage, including the APP homepage, was immediately hijacked.

They immediately thought that the traitor who wanted to die had done something to their server host, but after checking it several times, there was no problem at all.

Even after inspection, they found that the old bugs in the huge pile of shit code programs that they couldn't understand had been fixed, and the entire program had been refactored and optimized.

This shows that the person who did this has obtained the highest authority through means.

To put it bluntly - the management rights of their operation and maintenance managers were directly removed by the other party, because they found that their attempt to prevent users from accessing the live broadcast room was completely ineffective, and the other party had tampered with the underlying code. It is no longer their ability to interfere.

Because they can't even delete the barrages of ordinary viewers, but their own personal accounts can't send out a barrage.

This fact made Director Zhang and all the technical staff feel chills in their backs.

It is incredible, and it even achieves surreal technology that goes beyond the field of computer technology.Being able to accurately locate the 'ban' behavior on each of their accounts and even their mobile phones means that they have all been unboxed by the other party.

And with the other party's incredible computer technology, it shows that their little information security is probably completely defenseless in the eyes of the other party...

Time passed by minute by minute.

The calls came one after another from unspeakable places, and this incident had completely alarmed the company's board of directors.

The death orders issued at all levels put all the pressure on the company's technical department. The calls from the bosses who only bowed their heads at the wine table seemed to strangle Director Zhang one after another. neck.

And after trying all the means, he made the last resort...

"Whoo~~~~"

Turning off the phone and gently blowing away the heat of the green tea in front of him, Director Zhang sat by the window and looked at the sun in the distance with calm eyes, and said lightly

"Fuck it, I quit."

He finally figured it out. Even if he handled this matter [-]% well, he would still have to take the blame and leave. What's more, he couldn't handle it at all now.The opponent's special code is that of gods, so don't expect someone like him who has been away from the front line for several years to solve it.

Oh no, in fact there is the most direct and simple way to solve this problem-turn off the switch.

Simply physically shutting down the server will solve any hacking problem in the world, but the only problem is - you are losing market share to your competitors every second you do this.

Not to mention that this 'never-deteriorating' street-fighting company had a bad reputation two years ago. If this problem cannot be solved, the company's stock may fall below the issue price tomorrow...

calm down.

Director Zhang, who had figured everything out, seemed very calm. He was definitely going to finish the game anyway, but it would be a good thing to be happy if he could drag other bastards with him before finishing.

"Director, good news!!!"

Just as Director Zhang was gradually understanding Buddhism, his little secretary trotted in excitedly and jumped up to his boss who had seen through the world of mortals.

“Dousha, Maoya, Slowhand, DouLe—even some platforms in the Western world have this problem!!!”

Looking at the excited secretary, Director Zhang's expression quickly changed from shock to ecstasy, and then he laughed wildly and jumped up with his secretary in his arms!

What?Am I not the only one who is screwed?But all my friends in the market?

Damn, this is good news! ! !

Ha ha ha ha!Pull the plug, must pull the plug!The unspeakable department has the ability to order all our companies to shut down together!

As for whether someone who can do such incredible things will endanger national security, or is he some kind of villain with a shocking conspiracy?

None of my business!It doesn't matter if the world ends as long as you take care of your salary! ! !

"Come on, come on! Let me announce something - today is a day for everyone to fish, we, no! Work! Work!"

Suddenly, the technical department was filled with a happy atmosphere

5. National live broadcast, and the situation gradually going crazy

What the hell is this! ! !

Faced with this sudden incident, several network security departments in the consortium almost collapsed due to this sudden incident.

In the entire Eastern Internet world, all mainstream and non-mainstream social platforms, as long as they have a live broadcast function, have been completely dominated by this evil live broadcast content.

Even the foreign versions of these social platforms, as well as the live broadcast function sections of some external platforms facing the Western world, have been completely occupied.

Recommendations on the first page of the banner generously recommend exciting live broadcast content in languages ​​from various countries!

Even the live broadcast content has been thoughtfully made into language dubbing and localized super subtitles using extremely high-level AI technology, which is configured to meet the multiple language needs of the consortium.

And then all this is just to push content about an oppressed person killing someone?

All of this is so outrageous that it’s incomprehensible!

Although after the first live broadcast, only the live broadcast homepages of several mainstream platforms in multiple languages ​​within the Pan-Asian Alliance were retained, while all other platforms were removed, but this is scary enough.

Compared with the outrageous content, it is obvious that the biggest problem for the network security department within the consortium is always the matter itself——

Network information security has always been a very important content for a country, regardless of the internal and external publicity involved. In the information age, it is unrealistic to completely disconnect from the Internet to conduct government and economic work.

And this outrageous question reached its peak as the time progressed to [-]:[-] in the evening.

The cybersecurity departments of various countries did not directly intervene from the beginning, because this is a purely corporate issue and involves complex issues such as local law enforcement systems - in short, they will not invest too much power at once.

This incident was not as outrageous as imagined at first. Faced with such a blatant provocation, it only triggered a severe investigation by the local government and the anger of regional law enforcement officials.

But this alone cannot trigger an excessive backlash—at least it cannot lead to national-level resource mobilization.

Any government in this world will show extreme procrastination and procrastination in dealing with problems...

But by [-] p.m., the matter was immediately taken to a new level.

A large number of live broadcast invitations were accurately pushed to the electronic devices of many high-level government officials and corporate controllers in the consortium like viral marketing.

From mobile phones to cable TV, from computers to game consoles, incredible push notifications penetrated into their networks with incredible precision, and even completely independent intranets were invaded.

And this is no longer a simple 'security' issue.

This is a fucking national - no, world-wide problem!

Being able to bypass all firewalls and invade their personal networks is already a big deal for them, but intruding into those intranets that are not connected to the outside world is the biggest problem - this shows that the mastermind behind the scenes has accurately stolen and controlled them. Those classified satellites and equipment.

What the hell is this concept?

But before we go to find and solve the people who are trying to create such a big trap - a large number of people have already poured into various live broadcast rooms with full curiosity and a fun-loving attitude.

The mentality of having fun is the consensus of all mankind.