I'm not Doraemon, I'm just a salesman

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"857, 857,88857..."

In the noisy bar, accompanied by colorful neon lights, loud music and indulgent people on the dance floor, each released the hustle and bustle of the night.

Standing on the edge of the dance floor, Wu Nian's expression was not very good.

"It's so noisy...fuck, it's so noisy..."

He held a glass of water, lowered his head and repeated the same words through gritted teeth in a very low voice, while his eyes that had been replaced by artificial eyes were constantly zooming in with a dark red pattern.

After all, he came to save his little sister.

It took him a long time to find this damn bar, and he didn't even dare to contact his sister - he was afraid that the police would trace him through the phone.

But it wasn't until he became familiar with one of the functions of his 'Qilu Si' righteous eyes five minutes ago that he realized that his worries were completely unnecessary.

There is no problem for him to be exposed to any surveillance camera now, because his face will be perfectly blurred by the prosthetic function, and it will even be synthesized into another face by AI.

As for information exposure - this is not a problem. If he wanted to, he could even use a simple 'golem' to directly overload and destroy the bottom electronic equipment tracking him.

During the waiting time, he didn't just wait here, but began to gradually become familiar with these 'prosthetic bodies' on his body.

He gradually mastered the application methods of these prosthetics. Although he could not use them perfectly, he could at least apply most of them.

But because of this, his condition became more and more wrong.

These prosthetics themselves have modified and stimulated his brain to a certain extent. He should find a secluded place to slowly adapt. If necessary, he must also inject himself with immunosuppressants regularly and take hormone blocking drugs to curb the prosthetic body. The burden the body exerts on the brain.

But he didn't. In order to save his sister, he walked into this damn bar.

This caused his mental...gradual deterioration.

The illusion in front of him flashed crazily, like a malfunctioning computer screen that kept flashing weird colors, distracting his thoughts and attention.

It's not that he can't concentrate his willpower, it's just that the too much noisy information here makes him confused - he may not be ready yet, he may still need time...

But now, let’s talk about taking my sister out of here!Then escape from here, and then, and then...

No more unnecessary thoughts could be thought of, and along with a burst of willpower, when I realized it again, an hour had passed!

He quickly raised his head. On the other side of the dance floor, in the private room, his sister and her classmates were talking and laughing with a few frivolous social youths.

The easy calibration of his prosthetic eye caught the drugs they stashed in their pockets, those dissolving tattoo stickers, and...

The headache that was always attacking came like a wave along with the loud and deadly music. Wu Nian walked there with his teeth clenched.

But what he didn't know was that there were millions of people watching his every move from an angle he didn't see.

"Bars, discos, or other things - ugh, sorry, I really can't understand the fun of these places."

Qiming stayed on the side of the live broadcast camera, holding a glass of Diet Coke and introducing what happened in a casual and chatting tone.

"Poor Mr. Wu Nian's physical condition is very uncomfortable. He should rest. But I think this is a small problem. He only needs to take his sister away. I think one sentence should be enough, right?"

As the words and pictures progressed, the barrages that skipped various platforms and entered the live broadcast room quickly passed by.

"First!!!"

"Melon seeds and peanut drinks and mineral water are sold in the front row."

"I just came here. Is that the famous Iron Fist?"

"If you don't understand, just ask, is this some kind of reality show?"

Various barrages carrying different kinds of spam information are constantly passing through, and Qiming, who is theoretically the 'anchor', obviously has no explanation and does not intend to explain anything.

He just smiled and waited for the result to happen.

Is good?Is it bad?Is it moderation?Is it a devil?

He actually didn't care much about the outcome. Even if Mr. Wu died suddenly on the spot, it would not be a fun thing for him - any unforeseen outcome was worth being happy about.

"I really don't understand what the point of this is?"

Next to her, Nimfu said while shaking her two white calves. After speaking, she did not forget to nibble the twist in her hand like a hamster.

"The choices of human nature, the changes of fate, the special developments born from the combination of coincidence and necessity - well, I just like to have fun."

Qiming playfully touched his chin and said to Nimfu

"By the way, many viewers who are watching the show with me are saying that you are so cute."

"Hmph, as they say." Nimfu snorted in a very standard and arrogant manner, but judging from her calves that shook faster, she was still in a good mood.

On the other side, Wu Nian walked up to his sister. This young girl wearing a short skirt and wearing a manicure that was mostly decorated seemed to be very happy with the joke of the young man next to her, and she didn't even notice that she was coming next to her. one person.

"Xiao Lei, come with me."

Wu Nian didn't waste any time. He took his sister's hand and said in a low voice.

"Brother - what are you doing!!!"

The little girl named Wu Lei didn't seem to realize why her brother was here. She was stunned for a moment and then threw his hand away and said impatiently.

"I'm playing with my classmates, why are you making trouble here?"

Wu Nian's appearance did not look good. He looked quite embarrassed after being in a state of adapting to the prosthetic body all day.And this look in his sister's eyes made her feel even more disgusted and disgusted.

Especially the whispers from her friends. Although she didn't hear the specific content, it still made her angry.

"Xiao Lei, they are not good people. You are a student and your task is to study. I did not send you to school to send you to a place like this!"

Cold sweat broke out on Wu Nian's head, but he still endured the confusion of vision and gritted his teeth and roared.

"What qualifications do you have to say anything about me!!!"

Wu Lei's voice rose several times in an instant, making it sound harsh even in this noisy nightclub.

"How do you, a college dog, have the right to say that I don't study! Also, who are you to have the right to care about me? Get away from me, you low-level guy!!!"

Wu Nian was stunned. Maybe he didn't expect his sister, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, to have such an attitude towards him.His spirit felt a little erratic for a moment, distant, as if... far away from this world.

And those young people from society also stood up and stepped forward to break up the fight with a smile, but in fact they pushed Wu Nian and said something serious like "I will definitely take good care of your sister".

Boom~~

It seemed that something invisible was broken mentally.

Pfft!Pfft!Pfft!

Angry?No, in fact, Wu Nian could only hear his own heartbeat at this time. He suddenly had a strange feeling. Everything in front of him became unreal. His spirit seemed to have left this body and entered a pure world. White world.

Again, is this the feeling again?

The fear, uneasiness, pain, and entangled thoughts made Wu Nian suffocated and seemed speechless!And the moment the painful gasp ended and his soul returned to his body——

He stared blankly at the blood and flesh covering his body.

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"66666, this is a classic model. Quickly summon a more aggressive brother!"

"If you don't attack her, I will attack you!"

"Putting aside the facts, is there nothing wrong with this idiot? Why should he interfere with the freedom of sisters? What a shame."

"Haha, can you all die? The smell of daddy is so strong, I really want to vomit!"

After the conversation between the brother and sister was broadcast through the live broadcast, almost most of the content of the live broadcast was occupied by a series of barrages full of 'flavor'.

Fellow martial arts enthusiasts from all major martial arts circles showed off their unique martial arts skills in this small arena. The South Dou Water Bird Fist faced off against the North Star Fist, and the Whale Killing Fighter vs. the Sea Tiger Explosive Punch was a thrilling fight.

Qiming looked at the illusory screens that only he could see, raised his eyebrows, and stuffed the microphone that was conjured up from nowhere into Nimfu's mouth with a malicious smile.

"Okay, our special guest, Miss Nimfu, can you make an evaluation?"

"Evaluation? You mean that female...person?"

Nimfu was about to pick up her third twist and said with a surprised look on her face.

"What's there to say?"

"I mean, which one of them do you think is right?" Qiming asked with a smile.

"Do you still need to say it?" Nimfu curled her lips and said

"Even according to human terms, she has no reason to say this. What qualifications does a person who can't even achieve financial independence have to talk about personal independence?"

This is what Nimfu said, and of course she also thought so. Although her understanding of human beings' three views and social structure was limited to information exchange, she still came to such a conclusion.

In other words, it is precisely because she views all human beings from such an 'equal' perspective that she can come up with such a 'fair' answer.

"Ha, I didn't expect the lovely Miss Nimfu to have such hard-core ideas."

Qi Ming laughed, then said maliciously

"But Miss Nimfu, you must never read those people's comments~~~~"

Nimfu was not obedient and connected to all live broadcast pages without hesitation.

As a universal angel for electronic warfare, her design allows her to accurately process hundreds of thousands of barrage contents in an instant, and perform detailed classification processing.

Then--

"Children, please don't talk about women's rights unless you have experienced pregnancy and childbirth. Please read more and read XXXXXX"

This is more polite, or relatively less sinister.

"This face looks like plastic surgery. If you do this when you were young, your face will definitely be rotten."

This is not very offensive, but slanderous.

"Wedding donkey XXXXXXXX"

There are also some barrages whose content is so filthy that normal people will have a headache after watching it - and this accounts for the majority.

Qiming watched Nimfu's face change from blushing to as angry as a puffer fish, and laughed as Nimfu crushed the cannabis flower in her hand.

"Hahahahaha, Nimfu, how do you feel?!"

"I don't know what to say, you humans simply don't know what to say!!!" Nimfu angrily picked up a bag of snacks and said angrily.

"It's time to eliminate you all!"

"Oh, so you and Ultron are pretty much the same. Intelligent life can come to the conclusion of extirpating the human race after 5 minutes of contact with the human network."

Qiming smiled and touched Nimfu’s little head.

"But don't be too angry. Isn't your revenge almost done?"

"╭(╯^╰)╮Humph, it's an advantage for them." Nimfu curled her lips and muttered.

At this time, most of the profanity-laced barrages that were all over the screen suddenly disappeared. Could it be that Nimfu had given them permission?

No, of course it's not that simple.As an all-powerful angel, Nimfu's 'innocent' character is obviously one of avenging enemies on the spot.

At the same moment...

"Quah!!! Help, help!!!"

"It's on fire, it's on fire!!!"

“My phone, my phone!!!”

Almost at the same moment, the electronic devices used by those who had insulted Nimfu on the barrage overloaded and self-destructed at almost the same time.

The computer host overheated instantly, the wiring melted, and the CPU caught fire, which was relatively minor.

Some mobile phones exploded directly in her hands, and some circuits caught fire instantly. The most unlucky one even had her TV exploded in front of her, with debris all over her face.

The displeased Miss Nimf even caused a blackout in an area, and all this was just her little revenge.

Behind the rolling barrage, those people don't know what happened. The rolling barrage is still discussing the reaction of the 'reality show' over there.But that's not important to Qiming.

He comes here to have fun, and the live broadcast is to share more fun, and as for those comments, he really doesn't care.

And now, the real fun is just beginning.

"Your sister is following me now. You idiot, you know better and get out of here!"

"Didn't you hear your sister asked you to leave, you stinky idiot!"

The few social youths who were pushing Wu Nian seemed to have finally grown impatient and began to move impatiently.

Wu Nian's eyes were dull. He was like a completely unresponsive robot, and the palm of the person in front of him was still slapping his cheek.

Once, twice, three, four...