I'm not Doraemon, I'm just a salesman

"Aba, Aba Aba Aba~~~"

He opened his mouth wide, drooling like a child with cerebral palsy, rolled his eyes, twitched his body up and down in weakness, and made meaningless movements with a silly smile.

Why did he stay in Osaka instead of going to Tokyo in the first place - wasn't it because he wanted to live a more relaxed life?

But judging from the results, he might as well go to Tokyo and try his best.When he graduated from high school, he shouldn't have said goodbye to his favorite Ayaka-chan and stayed in Osaka just to pursue a comfortable life.

The result is not the same everywhere?There is not a single country that can be counted in the entire East Asia that is not crazy about involution.

Everyone always has their own painful way of living, either tortured to death by the previous culture, or tortured by endless overtime and low wages.

If happiness and happiness are both contrasted, then looking at a life that is torture without pain, there is no hope at all.

Thinking about these messy things, when his rationality was gradually submerged under the strong laziness, and when his final goal of ordering himself to drink a refreshing drink and work overtime could not be carried out, Higashino Kingo slowly closed his heavy eyes.

......

Didi, didi, didi, didi, didi~

The familiar, alarming sound of the Apple phone sounded in Kingo Higashino's ears. He opened his eyes blankly, and with the pain all over his body, he picked up the phone with difficulty and turned off the alarm.

"what time is it now......"

He murmured to himself, but opened the social software as if urged by his body's instinct. He stared blankly at the text message urging for files sent from the class principal at 01:30 last night, and let out a long breath.

It is now 45:[-], and it takes him an hour to take the tram to the company.And he had to rewrite a business report within [-] minutes, then wash up and go to work.

He glanced at the blank Word document without a single word, then lowered his head and sniffed his suit that smelled of wine, and burst out laughing.

“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Laughing like crazy, Higashino Kingo Yang was lying in his garbage pile, looking at the lamp above his head and laughing endlessly.

He raised his head and glanced out the window again, looking at the sky with a slight drizzle. The three consecutive days of rainy season intensified Higashino Kingo's urge not to go to work.

But what happens after you stop laughing?

He still had to go to class, but he could only show up and prepare to be insulted by the class principal. He was probably used to it, and it was nothing more than being humiliated in front of his colleagues.

It’s no longer a once or twice happened, so what else do you need to care about?

Feeling so desperate, gray and free, Higashino Kingo turned over and tried to get up, but his little toe hit hard against something hard when he got up.

"...kuso!!!"

He covered his toes and vented the intense pain to the office worker with tears in his eyes.But when he looked at the place where his little toe hit, he was stunned for a moment.

Because what was placed there was something he had never seen before.

"what is this......"

He muttered and pulled the thing over, like a toy, a scientific toy bought for children.It also comes with an instruction manual.

"...Weather box, when did I buy this toy?"

He frowned at the instructions on the cartoon illustration that was full of children's fun, obviously not taking it seriously.

This is normal, or it is impossible for anyone with normal sense and thinking to believe that a toy box that appears inexplicably in your home has the power to control the weather.

"You can also control the weather. If you are so powerful, you can make it sunny for me, you bastard..."

He sneered, casually pulled out a 'Sunny' card from the card, and then inserted it into the box.

Of course, nothing was sent——

A ray of dazzling sunlight came directly from the window. Kingo Higashino looked out the window in shock, looking at the suddenly clear sky.

"This this......"

When he was still shocked and speechless, a very polite voice suddenly came from his ears.

"Hello, Mr. Higashino, do you want us to continue discussing the unfinished contract last night?"

Higashino Kingo turned his head dully, looked at the smiling salesman, and slowly opened his mouth.

69. Debut as a weather idol

Why do Qiming's props always select people with 'stories'?

In fact, it is not that mysterious, but there are always a few lucky people in this world, and the unfortunate people always have their own misfortune.

After all, do you think there are more people in this world who live happily and contentedly without worrying about food, clothing, and family, or do you think there are more people who have their own difficulties?

Just speaking from probability theory - the chance of finding an unlucky person is always higher than that of a lucky person.

And if we zoom in on the data, in fact, most of the people Qiming selected are just 'ordinary people'.

For example, the Higashino Kingo in front of me is an ordinary young man from Osaka, and the standard Shigesakura Heisei is a waste, an ordinary person who would never be looked at twice when walking on the street.

Therefore, he was chosen as an ordinary person, nothing more.

"I have already described the detailed rules for you, Mr. Higashino."

Qiming smiled and looked at the helpless young man in front of him, and handed over the contract.

"So, are you going to sign the contract, or are you going to reject it?"

Higashino Kingo stared blankly at the familiar white paper, then glanced at the weather box next to him, slapped himself hard in the face and realized that this was not a dream. He looked at Qiming and said with his mouth wide open.

"Could it be that you are from the 22nd century——"

"Stop it, I'm not a robot." Qiming interrupted Kingo Higashino's words and sighed.

"I'm just a salesman. I'm not that omnipotent and considerate. Mr. Higashino, everything I can do and everything you have to do has been written in the contract. Apart from that, I won't do more, and I won't do anything more. I won’t do less.”

He paused and emphasized one sentence in particular:

"Don't worry, I won't take out the Galaxy Destruction Bomb just to kill a mouse."

Dongye scratched his head a little embarrassedly.That's true, and he doesn't feel that he is a primary school student who always gets zero marks in exams.

"So Salesman-san, you mean that as long as I sign my name, this thing will belong to me, right?"

Dongye still felt a little unbelievable, so he emphasized again, while Qiming just smiled and nodded.

So, without hesitation, Dongye grabbed the pen and signed his name on the piece of paper as fast as he could in his life!

Dongye never thought about those unnecessary and possible dangers for a single second!

In his rejuvenated eyes, there was only excitement and passionate desire for a new life!

Everyone has had fantasies, hoping to become that person who transcends the ordinary, that person who transcends the 'ordinary'.

The gravity of reality will always pull most people from their fantasies and fall to the ground.But once opportunities are truly placed in front of people, the hope of transcendence will fill everything!

Be that different person, be that special person!

"The contract... is established."

Qiming watched the contract in his hand burn to ashes, looked at the excited Dongye, and chuckled.

"The instructions for using the 'Weather Box' are all in the instruction manual. Mr. Higashino, the only thing I need to emphasize is that whether you like it or not, I will also find 'fun' in you."

"And by the same token, if you want to get more, you have to show more 'change'."

He stood up, and his body slowly turned into invisible foam and dissipated in the sunlight.And when Higashino Kingo looked at the weather box in front of him, everything seemed even more dreamlike.

In fact - he didn't understand most of what Qiming said just now. His mind is now filled with the magical props that belong to him.

"Hey hey hey hey hey~~~~"

He giggled and played with the weather card in his hand, and when the corner of his eye glanced at his mobile phone, he suddenly got excited.

Oops, you're going to be late! ! !

His body's instinct drove him to grab the briefcase, but he reacted the next moment.

Damn it, why should I go to work?At least today, he doesn't have to go to work today!

After fiercely smashing the briefcase into the pile of garbage, Dongye hesitated and took out the one representing 'Heavy Rain' among the cards.

"Give me a good reason not to go to work..."

Muttering like this, he immediately inserted the rainstorm card into the weather box!

Boom! ! !

Dong Ye stared out the window blankly, looking at the sky that turned from sunny to overcast in an instant, looking at the rumbling thunder and the torrential rain that followed.

He clenched his fists unconsciously, and an indescribable joy filled his body and mind.

He didn't understand that that was the happiness called 'power'.

......

"Yesterday morning, the local heavy rain that occurred in the Osaka area was confirmed by experts to be a rare El Niño phenomenon. Now..."

On TV, the pretty weather news lady was showing off her beauty while introducing the abnormal weather yesterday in an amateurish way.Nimfu, on the other hand, turned off the TV with some boredom, glanced at the gloomy sky outside, and muttered unhappily.

"I hate rainy days..."

Nimfu doesn't like rain, or to be precise, he doesn't like humid weather.The feeling of excessive atmospheric humidity always gave her a weird feeling as if she was going to 'rust'.

The weather box is affecting the weather in Osaka, but it seems that because the operator is not good at it, the impact on the weather in the Osaka area has gradually spread to the entire Chongsakura area.

"It seems that Mr. Higashino didn't read the instructions carefully."

Qiming held a cup of hot cocoa and looked at the city of Tokyo under the drizzle. He took a sip of the hot chocolate and chuckled.

"That's what the default mode is, where the weather box is set up to minimize the impact in the case of low-intensity interference."

Create a heavy rain, and then let its indirect impact spread to the world normally along with the naturalization of the earth's climate. Such an impact is actually the 'minimum'?

Yes, that's it.

In fact, in the more refined settings of the 'Weather Box', it is possible to expand the weather influence to the entire world or reduce it to a small city, but that requires extremely sophisticated operation and understanding.

And if not operated properly - the weather box will bring about some unexpected and bad changes...

"After all, the weather box is different from the transformation ring. It is a 16+ toy." Qiming laughed.

"What kind of era can children play with toys like this..." Nimfu complained feebly.

Qiming came to Nimfu's side with a smile and speechless. The little pet playfully stretched its smooth jade legs, placed its pink feet on Qiming's legs, and stretched its white and tender toes playfully.

Under the warm light, the white calves are soft and straight, and under the full ankle line are feet like works of art.Transparent white soles and pink and tender toes.

"If you are really sad, we can go somewhere else to stay."

Qiming grabbed Nimfu's delicate and tender feet, gently kneaded and massaged them and said

Nimfu's body trembled slightly, but she did not pull out her feet. Instead, she continued to stretch her body and retracted her delicate toes.He grabbed a pillow and pressed it on his face, and after a while he said with a slight breath.

"No... let's finish the work first."

"Ha, there's no need to worry about that." Qiming squeezed the perfectly curved arches of his feet and said with a happy smile.

"Our protagonist this time is a 'genius'. We don't need to do anything. He has already prepared a good 'program'."

"It's just that this time the show is no longer a 'reality show'."

......

Ever since he woke up from his sleep, Higashino Kingo has been thinking about a question.

How should he make money?

It’s really a terrible and realistic problem that has nothing new to say, but it’s actually faced by most people.

You go to work in order not to work, and you make money in order not to make money. If you don’t have money, you really have nothing.

So how should I make a fortune?

Higashino Kingo fell into deep thought. After getting up, he kept biting his fingernails and thinking about the problem, and then blacklisted all his colleagues and bosses.

It is impossible to go to work, and it is impossible to go to work in this life.Just for things like going to work, he has to live like a dog every day to maintain his life. Who the hell would want to do that kind of thing!

Besides, with this good baby, who is sick would want to go to work? !

So, quack! ! !How on earth should I make money from this good baby?

Higashino Kingo squinted his eyes and picked up his weather box, took a deep breath, and then thought deeply - in fact, his thinking was also very confusing. After all, he had been working overtime for a month before, and now his brain was different from a paste. Not that big.

Why don't you go live?

Forgive Kingo Higashino's poor thinking ability due to overtime work, but this is the fastest way he can think of to make money.

He does not plan to cooperate with any government or enterprises because he does not believe in and hates those large organizations.He only believes in himself and his own judgment.