I'm not Doraemon, I'm just a salesman

But he really couldn't think of any way to make money.

This is not some bullshit thinking of the poor and the thinking of the rich, but simply because as a working dog who worked overtime until death yesterday, there is no way you can find a way to suddenly become rich.

Channels and platforms are the biggest limitations that determine poverty and wealth. Sometimes the scenery the rich see and the scenery you see are really not the same world.

These days, no one who surfs the Internet intensively every day can come up with a few decent "secrets to getting rich", but even if you have money, most people will still choose to save it or just start a small business.

After all, rational people understand that the cheats of getting rich that are bullshit every day may be feasible for rich people, but for them——

Just one up and down move can drive most people crazy.

After all, not everyone is qualified to give gifts. Even if you are rich, to put it bluntly, what level of person are you qualified to give gifts?

So - doing business or something like that is basically impossible.

As for cooperating with governments and companies, the content in the movies and novels that Kingo Higashino often reads is enough to keep him away from all official organizations.

This is not to say that those virtual works are very useful for reference in life - it is just that Kingo Higashino simply understands that without the weather box, he is nothing.

It's a bad experience to leave your destiny to others. If it were the time in the past when he was just drifting with the crowd and useless, but now...

He stroked the weather box with a deep and fierce gaze.

With this thing, why should he 'cooperate' with those people!

Although he really wanted to make a secondary speech like 'I am the king of the world', he rationally decided to make money after looking at the amount of deposits.

As for the content of the live broadcast...

First, he dug out the virtual leather case that he had made online on Niko when he was too busy. After making sure it was OK, he took a deep breath and prepared to start the live broadcast!

Gua! ! !Just start the live broadcast by calculating the weather!

An anchor who can predict the future weather [-]% - it will definitely become popular in the future! ! !

Keigo Higashino, who is full of confidence, is ready - in the future, he will make his debut as a weather idol! ! !

Just like that, three days later

Higashino Kingo looked at the live broadcast room where there were still only a few visitors. He covered his head with one hand and lay on the ground, curled up and screamed.

"How could this happen? It's impossible..."

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ps: Something happened, I just updated it now, sorry

70. Graduate as a terrorist

"How could this happen? It's impossible..."

A decadent Higashino Kingo muttered to himself sadly. After all, he had been working hard for three days and still had no significant gains, which made him very, very uncomfortable.

He had no habit of saving money before, and because of the purchase of professional live broadcast equipment in the past three days, he had no money in his hands.

However, even so, his plan was still aborted from the beginning.Completely different from what he expected, no one came to watch his live broadcast.

Dongye actually understands that as far as the virtual anchor industry is concerned, it is quite normal for him to get such a result.

The dividends of virtual anchors have been divided up by the pioneers as early as a few years ago when they first emerged. It can even be said that the live broadcast industry is already a complete red ocean, and although the field of virtual anchors does not seem to have been around for a long time, it can be said that because The audience field itself is already small, and the competition is even more severe.

And to put it bluntly, at any time, even the top virtual anchor's income and fans are killed ten times or even more by the top real anchor.

The live broadcast industry is already in a slump, and virtual anchors have turned into a tornado. It is really irrational to get involved at this time.

And Dong Ye’s leather case has no special features, it’s just an ordinary one among the beautiful girl leather cases that are everywhere like carp crossing the river - it’s even very inferior, just like the free voice changer he found online. of cheap.

Moreover, he doesn’t have any special highlights in the show...

Beautiful girl predicts the weather?Can such a thing be called a breaking point?

As early as 20 years ago, the TV station had already asked beautiful big sisters to report the weather. This idea was already exploded by the TV station practitioners in the last century!

And who goes online to see a man in a leather jacket using a voice changer to tell you the weather?Is his fucking brain sick?Even if Higashino Kingo's broadcast is very accurate and can even be manually adjusted to be more accurate than any weather forecast program, it is useless. This matter is naturally an act that is difficult to attract attention.

Without a hot spot, you won’t be able to attract people.If you can’t attract people, of course you won’t get push traffic, you won’t get traffic, and of course you won’t make money.

If you don’t have money, just wait to starve to death!

In a vicious cycle, it is obviously unrealistic to rely on live broadcasts to make money - Kingo Higashino understands that if he wants to make big money, he must do a hard job!

Higashino Kingo clenched his fists, and along with his growling stomach, the fire of ambition ignited.

Do big things, do big things! ! !

Thinking that the rent should be paid tomorrow, and thinking about the fact that his refrigerator was empty - Higashino Kingo straightened up, looked at the weather card in his hand and narrowed his eyes slightly.

He didn't have many weather cards in his hand, only seven.They are sunny, cloudy, light rain, heavy rain, heavy rain, light snow and blizzard.

It's basically enough to cover most of the weather throughout the year, but it's a bit too 'normal'.

Higashino Kingo still remembers the contents of the contract. The salesman clearly said that if he wants to get more 'help', he must show more interesting things and do more things that make him happy. yes.

Among them, 'live broadcast' is included.Just out of instinctive distrust, Higashino Kingo has not contacted him until now, and now...

He looked at the contract he had carefully placed aside, took a deep breath, and placed his hand on it.

"I haven't seen you for three days, Mr. Higashino, how have you been lately?"

With a simple thought, Qiming appeared in front of Dongye like a ghost, with a smile on his face, but he couldn't give Dongye the slightest impression of 'kindness'.

"I want to know, if I agree to do the 'live broadcast' you arranged, can I get more weather cards?" Dongye asked carefully

"We will not arrange your live broadcast. At most, we will only provide you with a platform. Well, it is a platform with extremely large traffic, because our goal is to share more happiness." Qiming corrected with a smile.

"We will not force our contract partners to do anything. We just want to share interesting lives, and the content of the program is always decided by you."

"Just like your previous weather forecast program, although it lacks new ideas, it can still provide some help to people~~~ It's just that it's difficult to meet our standards, and when your performance makes us find it interesting - naturally, you You will receive good follow-up service from us.”

"If you want to make money, we can kindly provide you with a collection account that will never be tracked. This itself is also within the scope of follow-up services. Of course, you have to be more 'active'."

Qiming's service is as always very thoughtful, full of enthusiasm, and very considerate of each other.

If everyone doing business in the world was as friendly as him, capitalists wouldn't be such an occupational disease that everyone hates.

Higashino Kingo's expression turned red and his breathing was slightly rapid, as if he was already dreaming about becoming a big star, making a lot of money, living in a mansion, and enjoying the happy time of having a lot of women!

He knows that this may be dangerous, but if he has no money, then his life will be more uncomfortable than death!

The most painful thing is not having no money, but when you hold an opportunity that can make you prosperous, but in the end accomplish nothing and gain nothing!

He doesn't want to talk nonsense about moral laws now, he just wants to make money now!What's the use of just envying others?He must take action and become richer than them!

"I promise you!"

Higashino Kingo, whose mind was filled with endless amounts of Fukuzawa Yukichi, clenched his fists and said impatiently

"Very good, then how long do you need to prepare?" Qiming asked with a smile.

How long does it take to prepare?Higashino Kingo looked around, dove into the garbage pile and got himself a set of large black robes with red clouds that were stained with dust and strange stains. Then he pulled out a black mask and a helmet that covered the upper half of his face. , covering himself tightly.

"Let's change places. Please go to a place where no one is around." Dongye said in a muffled voice.

Qiming nodded with a smile, opened a portal in front of him with his teleportation gun, and pulled Dongye into it.

When they reappeared, they were already in a remote place on Osaka's Nangang Beach. Dongye looked at the sea cave above his head, then at the mysterious balloon at his feet, and nodded slowly.

This place is indeed quite remote, at least when the weather is changeable and the waves are rolling, it is almost impossible for anyone to come here with nothing to do.

"We can start the live broadcast at any time, but can I ask, what performances do you plan to live broadcast?" Qiming asked with great anticipation.

"...I want to use the fastest and most direct way to get money." Higashino Kingo was silent for a moment and said firmly

"Only making money is the most practical thing! Make money! Once I make enough money, I will retire immediately!"

"It's such a simple and direct purpose." Qi Ming smiled and clapped, and then laughed in anticipation.

"Although I understand what you want to do, I still look forward to your wonderful performance, Mr. Higashino, hahahahaha!"

The unbridled laughter spread and disappeared on this dark and cold beach. After finishing laughing, Qi Ming couldn't wait to give the order.

“Then Nimfu—get ready to start!”

[Program intrusion has been completed and group messaging has been completed]

[Live broadcast promotion has started and traffic diversion is being completed...]

[Currently opened live broadcast rooms, Dousha, Dogya, Pill... Newly added first-class live broadcast rooms, NIOC, Abem, line]

[Statistics of live broadcast audience...180525 people! 】

In less than 2 minutes after the live broadcast room was opened, the total number of people entering from different live broadcast rooms exceeded 18 in just a few minutes.

It seems that the Pan-Asian Alliance has indeed come into contact with traffic restrictions on the live broadcast room, but Qiming did not care about this. He and Nimfu had already retreated away from the camera before the live broadcast started.

Because in this live broadcast, not only are the two of them not the protagonists, but he believes that neither of them should take away any of the highlight moments of the real protagonist.

He was extremely looking forward to the performance that Higashino Kingo was going to perform.

Actions driven by money seem to be tacky, but it is precisely because it is tacky enough that it can make people show more action!

In order to make this performance more directly interesting, Qiming also asked Nimfu to expand the invaded website to several of Chongying's live broadcast websites.

I haven't considered permanent residency yet, but no matter what, the next performance will naturally have to be on a major platform to be interesting and make Qiming laugh.

[At 32:[-], this is a victory for the party that stayed up late! ! ! 】

[First, first, first, first! ! ! 】

[Have you done any foreign exchange since Xdm’s last live broadcast?Brother, I’ve made a lot of money! 】

【WWWWWWWWWWW~~~】

【Huh?Isn’t the marmalade room I ordered? Where is this? 】

【ジョウジャク! 】

A large number of barrages appeared in front of Higashino Kingo immediately, and no matter what language they were in, he could see them very clearly.

Realizing that he was now being watched by hundreds of thousands of eyes, the intense nervousness and excitement made his hands tremble and his lips became extremely dry.

Not to mention - what he's going to do next.

He suddenly felt regretful, and no wonder.Although the desire to make money is so strong, when it comes to actually doing it, it is natural to be afraid.

After all, he wants to use the most efficient method to raise funds for himself.

And what is the most efficient and fastest way for humans to make money?

Dongye gradually calmed down his breathing. He knew that he had no way out. He had to do his best in his first appearance!

If he is now like Yagami Yue holding the Death Note, then he can learn everything except the arrogance of 'Kami-sama'.In fact, for him, this thing can only be done once!

He wants to make money!Get it right at once!Then take the money and leave here immediately and find a place to hide!

No one will recognize him - his disguise is perfect!

"Dear friends of Chongying, and everyone else watching this live broadcast, you don't need to know who I am."

Dongye lowered his voice, tapped his fingers lightly on the weather box in front of him, and spoke slowly but calmly.

"You just need to know that all the abnormal weather these days are due to the changes I brought about!"

"What I have is a powerful power that you can't understand! I will be able to change everything in this world, and even your destiny will be in my hands!"

Very exciting, and very... middle two.

Especially when this person is wearing an unknown COS suit and saying this, it gives people a strong sense of déjà vu.

【WWWWWWWWhere did this idiot come from?WWWWWWWW】

[What you said is really true. I almost believed it, Mr. Thunder Lord. 】

[Maybe it’s still true?This is how I prove it to everyone all at once! 】

[The rain these days has really annoyed me - let it clear up! ! ! 】

Quite a few of these barrages were sarcastic or sarcastic towards Higashino, while other parts showed an indescribable sense of fanaticism and excitement.

Dongye's hands are trembling, but this is not fear, but anticipation, excitement, and impatience!

How could Dongye, who had been accustomed to being a transparent person since he was a child, not feel happy and excited about performing the trick of "appearing holy in front of people" in front of tens of millions of people!

In fact, he couldn't wait any longer!

"Qingtian? You underestimate the great power of this god!!!"

As if he had really fallen into the drama instantly, Higashino waved his arms enthusiastically, then grabbed a card and inserted it into the jack of the weather box!