I'm not Doraemon, I'm just a salesman

"The coverage is the entire East Asia, so let me witness the miracle!!!"

In an instant, a thick stream of white gas flew out from the top of the weather box and shot straight into the sky at an incomparable speed.

The weather is still gloomy.

Just when those barrages couldn't wait to come out and continue to laugh at this 'clown', some fluttering things had fallen silently.

The sky was indeed gloomy, even gloomier than before.

But after the weather card was inserted into the box, it was not just the gloomy weather that changed, but also many other meteorological changes that were difficult to detect with the naked eye.

Above the clouds, the thick cold air was condensing at an unscientific speed.

The condensed cold air caused the water vapor in the atmosphere to instantly complete the process of condensation, turning into condensed matter one after another, falling towards the earth.

Dong Ye stretched out his hand and caught a falling snowflake. Looking at the white snow gradually melting in his palm, he grinned wildly.

"Just use a heavy snow to declare the power of this god!!!"

Yes, the card that Higashino inserted into the weather box is 'Xiao Xue'

The weather box received the command in an instant, and then the entire atmosphere over East Asia was expelled and occupied by cold air, and 'snowflakes' began to be produced in an instant.

And this kind of effect is completely irrespective of 'zone'.

At this moment, whether you are in hot Andong, Okinawa where spring is like all year round, or even some areas close to the tropics, snow has begun to fall one after another.

The temperature dropped by ten degrees in an instant, and the people in these areas who were watching the live broadcast at this moment were so shocked that they were speechless when they walked out of their homes and stared blankly at the white elves landing in the sky. .

【Holy shit!I'm in Sanya, and it's really snowing here! ! ! 】

【right!The same goes for me here - in the north, this is the first time I've seen snow in my life. 】

【? ? ?This time it’s true. Isn’t this a complete show? 】

【Master KAMI! ! ! ! 】

[This is definitely not a special effect, this is all real, it is real! ! ! ! 】

Various shocking barrages flashed across Dongye's face in an instant. The expression on this guy's face at this moment was full of indescribable comfort and happiness.

Is this what it feels like to show off to others as a saint?So happy, so fucking happy! ! !

"From today on, you will call me the God of Weather!!!"

Dong Ye, who got over it, stood up and spread his hands, laughing proudly and complacently, while Nimfu curled her lips and said to Qiming next to her with some disdain.

"Is this the interesting guy you're talking about? All I see is a brainless idiot."

"Hahaha, don't worry Nimfu, wait a moment - okay, this is about to begin."

Qiming chewed melon seeds and pinched Nimfu's beautiful white legs, then suddenly clapped his hands and laughed.

"Come on, come on, the effect of today's program is finally here!!!"

After enjoying the pretense and happiness of showing off in front of everyone, Dongye calmed down his frantic heart and knew it was time to get down to business.

After all, his business today is not to show off.Although it was nice and happy, he must not forget his main purpose!

So, Dong Ye took a deep breath and said in a scolding tone to the millions of people behind the screen.

"Now that you know how powerful I am, then hurry up and make offerings to me!!!"

“Call me all the money or I will destroy this country!!!”

"No - destroy the whole world, Kuola!!!"

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【草(Chinese-Japanese bilingual)】

Under the barrage of confusion and shit, Dongye finally revealed his purpose today - the fastest way for humans to make money is, of course, robbery and extortion! ! !

This time he wants to imitate Brother Hao, the super thief king of the last century, and use the simplest and fastest way to make himself a rich man.

It’s just that Brother Hao is blackmailing wealthy businessmen, and he is using the entire earth to blackmail everyone!

This awesome character - from today on, the world's number one terrorist is Kingo Higashino!

71. Extremely high

【? ? ? ?Are you sober? 】

[The Akatsuki organization announced responsibility for this terrorist attack! 】

[No, brother, if you have this ability, you actually plan to use blackmail to make money for yourself! 】

[There is no pattern, there is really no pattern. If you have the ability to go to the Middle East, the big dogs are not allowed to keep you? 】

When a 'god' appears in the world who can control the weather at will, and he wants to make money for himself, what will he choose to do?

Higashino Kingo gave the answer. The answer given by this ordinary person with no foundation and no platform is simple and clear, but it has an undeniable and effective conclusion.

Of course it was - robbery!

Who dares not to listen to the extortion and robbery from the Lord God?Who dares to be presumptuous?

If you really don’t give it – then you have to die for me! ! !

An overly extreme conclusion and an overly extreme result, especially when all this is said to a person who claims to be a god and who really has the power of a god, it becomes even more confusing.

What should I say? This scene really has the beauty of the Tathagata Buddha singing for you in front of your house, like the lotus falling and begging for food.

A kind of simple and innocent beauty (confident)

Therefore, there are naturally a lot of complaints about the barrage, and they are able to complain, perhaps because the extreme weather created by Dongye is not enough.

Since the knife has not officially fallen on his body, it is natural to continue playing music and dancing!

But compared to those comments and barrages, what is even more annoying is that next to the card number left by Higashino Kingo, the zero balance is really soaring extremely fast!

It went from zero to five hundred million yen in the first moment, and then, as if afraid that he would be dissatisfied, it immediately jumped to one billion!

Dong Ye looked at the nine zeros behind him and his eyes bulged out!

At this moment, instead of the ordinary people on the screen, there are a bunch of barrages that flood the screen.

[We will give you as much as you want, so hurry up and get the weather back! ! ! 】

[If one billion is not enough, I will give you more and make the weather normal immediately! 】

[Sir, if you are willing to cooperate, we can provide you with more favorable conditions...]

A bunch of barrages that were completely different from the previous relaxed barrages, with reorganized wording and connotation, swept across the screen, and there was no doubt that including the money transferred from behind, the target didn't even have to think about it——

It's the government, to be precise, it's the governments that are being 'attacked' at this moment under his willfulness!

Higashino created a flurry of snow, an inconspicuous and simple weather event that occurs every year.

It doesn't look like it has any destructive power, does it?

But Dongye didn't know how to use the weather box perfectly. In other words, this reckless guy never thought about setting some parameters of the weather box more complicated and precise.

Qiming has said that although the weather box and the previous transformation ring are both in the category of 'toys', this thing is a 16+ toy after all.

Without a little bit of knowledge, most people can't understand this thing.

And Higashino - to put it bluntly, not to mention his college knowledge, all his elementary school knowledge has turned into SHIT, and he has long been washed into the sea along the sewer.

His empty brain had no idea what bad effects the light snow he had caused.

Light snow itself is certainly not terrible, but what is terrible is that any ice and snow weather means that the local temperature will definitely drop to a maximum of less than 4 degrees Celsius!

Compared with the snow itself, the temperature is obviously more destructive.

Just forcibly creating ice and snow in a subtropical climate will have devastating effects on the local ecology.

Not to mention that he has carried out such degree of weather manipulation across state lines. Anyone with a little common sense knows how exaggerated this is - even if it is just a simple mass death of crops, it is an accident with huge consequences. .

Everyone knows the butterfly effect in which the Amazon butterfly flaps its wings and creates a storm, but in the final analysis it is just an almost impossible result based on the countless coincidences of chaos theory.

But the effect created by Dongye was a 'real' 'storm'.

If this unreasonable cold air continues to forcefully destroy and tamper with the weather, among other things, local species will definitely face a huge test!

Even though it is now late November, the response to the disaster is still huge.The sudden sub-zero temperature is difficult to accept even for humans, let alone more fragile plants and animals?

If he continues to mess with the climate like this, God knows whether the temperature will recover normally in the future!

"Hahahahahaha, that's why I say he is a genius!!!"

Seeing Dongye's wonderful performance, Qiming smiled happily and applauded him!From a happy point of view, this prop holder makes him happier than the previous ones.

Nimfu also looked a little unable to hold back, but it wasn't that she couldn't hold back her laughter, but that she couldn't hold back the desire to complain.

She took deep breaths to suppress the thought of complaining - not for anything else, just because she didn't want her character to change from a cold and arrogant lolita to a complaining slave!

As a reward for a good performance, Qiming unlocked all the remaining weather cards for Dongye with a generous wave of his hand.

Not only that, he also enthusiastically sent five 'blank cards' and gave Dongye tips and insights on how to use them.

These blank cards do not have any weather patterns on them, but they can still be read by the weather box.

Because, it can create your own 'set' weather for you!

Of course, it has some conditions, some conditions that Kingo Higashino needs to slowly comprehend.

But no matter what, Qiming has never been stingy with more rewards for those who can bring them joy.

Seeing that he suddenly had a billion in savings, Dongye, who was used to being poor, had his hands trembling.

It’s been done!Damn it, I'm getting rich! ! !

But he obviously won't be so satisfied. Since he adheres to the simple idea of ​​hiding after making a fortune, he will naturally make enough money!

He knew he could only do one thing!Since he adheres to the idea of ​​​​leaving away after making enough money, and then withdrawing money from the account given to him by Qiming in small amounts one by one to live a happy life, he must make enough savings that he will not have to worry about for the rest of his life!

One billion?How is one billion enough?The salesman next to me saw it and thought I had no idea!

Another billion!One billion per person! ! !

"I can't see your sincerity, Kuola!!!!"

Higashino Kingo's arrogant voice suddenly rose several degrees, and then he 'considerately' narrowed the weather settings to Seoul, the capital of the neighboring South Bang country.

This prosperous metropolis, one of the top ten in mankind, was as disgusting to him as Tokyo in the eyes of Tono - he didn't attack Tokyo because Toyo was afraid of being exposed, but he didn't have the psychological burden to attack Nanbang.

No, I can’t say that I don’t feel burdened, I can only say that I am very happy!

After all, most of the capable countries in East Asia hate each other.

At this moment, there was an inexplicable light snowfall in Seoul. This sudden snow made many sticks take to the streets in surprise.

"Wow! It's actually snowing!"

“But isn’t it just November today?”

"What the hell, what a beautiful day it is!"

The cheerful sticks were devastated by the rare snowy weather - but soon they stopped being happy.

Dong Ye inserted a card marked 'Storm', and the next moment, a strong cumulonimbus cloud and a strong air current appeared out of thin air, instantly densely covering the sky over Seoul.

The snow stopped in an instant, and the temperature also rose in an instant. Hot air began to condense in the sky, and dark cumulonimbus clouds quickly formed, and then——

Boom! ! ! !

With the deafening thunder, the next moment, those sticks who were still singing Christmas carols more than a month early on the streets screamed and fled back to their houses and basements.

Blah blah blah blah! ! ! !

In just a few breaths, the light snow suddenly turned into a downpour!Rainfall that was strong enough to obscure the view fell from the sky, and the violent wind directly lifted some store signs and blew them into the sky!

These stickmen looked at all this blankly, and raised their heads to see if there was a hole in the sky. It's no wonder they were superstitious. People from any country would be confused by such a thing.

His grandma, what kind of extreme weather can change from sunny to snowy and then to stormy weather in just a few minutes?

I don’t know, but less than 30 seconds after the storm was created, the barrage was filled with a lot of incomprehensible ghost symbols.

"Type Chinese characters for me, even pseudo-Chinese, I can't understand it!" Higashino said arrogantly

Even though he doesn't understand Chinese characters, he can't actually read them very well, but he can still understand the size of the numbers.

When he saw the number with nine zeros jumping crazily upwards with unimaginable momentum, Dongye finally couldn't help laughing wildly!

Come again!Come again!More to come!