Genshin Impact, after inventing mobile phones, they looked at me with strange eyes

"Lord Xinhai, I've heard a lot about you!" A Leiying sorcerer twisted her sexy waist and suddenly appeared in the Coral Palace.

Fatui! Thunder Warlock!

Wu Lang immediately drew his bow and aimed at Xiaoying. He was already shocked. Such a dangerous person actually broke into the Coral Palace quietly! It seems that the defense of the Coral Palace needs to be strengthened!

"Don't be so ruthless, General Ever-Victorious Sharp-Eared of Haiji Island. I came here today to discuss a cooperation with you."

Chapter 140: The lazy Zaoyou was caught

Cooperation?

The little mermaid frowned. What's the point of cooperating with you Fatui?

She was just about to give Wu Lang the order to take action when she saw the Leiying sorcerer shake the lantern in his hand, and grains of food scattered on the ground.

"Wu Lang, wait a minute."

The little mermaid called out to Goro. Even though she seemed confused on weekdays, she was able to sit in the position of leader of Haigi Island not by relying on her good looks.

"Warlock, what kind of cooperation do you want to do?"

The little mermaid stared at the Leiying sorcerer, trying to guess something from the changes in his expression, but unfortunately, there was always that inexplicable smile on the corner of Xiaoying's mouth, and she couldn't tell anything.

"Lord Xinhai, I heard that Haiji Island is short of food recently."

The little mermaid did not deny it. Well, after all, it was not her fault. She was just a cute little mermaid. She even contributed her dowry, but there were so many people on Kaigi Island. How could she really feed everyone well?

"We, the Fatui, plan to provide some aid. We believe that with this aid, the food problem, weapons and armor for the soldiers will all be perfectly solved!" Warlock Leiying still had a smile on her face. She asked herself that the bargaining chips proposed by them, the Fatui, would be something that the other party would not be able to refuse, unless Xinhai no longer wanted to care about the people of Haiji Island.

I have to say, this really hit the little mermaid's soft spot.

If she wasn't short of money, how could she ask Wu Lang for Mora, and how could she know Su Che...

However, the little mermaid smelled a conspiracy, and she calmly asked: "What is the price?"

"As for the price? There isn't any!"

The Leiying Warlock shook his head like a rattle, saying only: "We just want to support your resistance! That's all!"

Do you support the resistance?

wrong!

It’s definitely not that simple!

The Fatui probably want to use the rebels to disrupt the situation in Inazuma so that it would be easier for them to do their thing.

The little mermaid turned around and looked at Goro, and they both nodded.

Obviously, the two of them thought of the same thing.

Without any command, Wu Lang drew his bow and shot an arrow. The sorcerer Lei Ying was shocked and disappeared in an instant, leaving only a few words.

"Lord Xinhai, we the Fatui are sincere in our cooperation. I hope you will consider this carefully!"

Wu Lang looked around, but could no longer find the figure of Leiying Sorcerer.

"Wulang, there's no need to look for her. She's gone." The little mermaid said softly.

Goro turned around, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Lord Xinhai, you don't have to consider her proposal. I can get some more Mora to help Haigi Island."

"Yeah, I understand." Xinhai smiled gently.

If Su Che was not there, she might indeed seriously consider this proposal. After all, fundamentally speaking, she would not suffer any loss.

But now that she has contact with Su Che, things are completely different.

The little mermaid thought that at worst she could just follow Wu Lang's example and make her debut and work for Su Che.

It is obviously better to cooperate with Lord Su than with the Fatui.

Thinking of this, the little mermaid took out her cell phone, looked at Su Che's contact information on the phone, and smiled with relief: "Wulang, let's continue to arrange the things on Haiji Island!"

There was one thing she didn't say, which was... Lord Su, I will be back soon!

The sorcerer Lei Ying suffered a little loss at the hands of Wu Lang.

She quickly returned to the lady and told her the news.

"What? You said that the Heart Sea of ​​the Coral Palace is likely to refuse to cooperate?"

The lady couldn't believe it and felt a sense of sadness in her heart.

Alas, the Queen asked the Fatui executives to collect the Heart of God, but now she can't take a single step in Inazuma. Given the current situation, I'm afraid it will be difficult for her to complete the Queen's mission.

"Damn it, it's all because of Su Che, the inventor of the mobile phone! If it weren't for him, there wouldn't be so much trouble!"

The lady was complaining, but the warlocks dared not interrupt her and could only listen obediently.

After a long while, the lady finally sighed, waved goodbye, and went to discuss the matter further.

……

Rice wife, in the wooden leak tea room.

Su Che talked a lot with his brother-in-law and finally agreed on the profit sharing.

Su Che monopolizes 70% of the assistant's duties. The voice actors can get a portion of the commission, which is borne by Su Che, and the remaining 30% is given to the three major executives for maintenance, after-sales, publicity and the like.

At the beginning, of course my brother-in-law didn't want to agree to such outrageous conditions.

But Su Che was really good at talking. He insisted that the voice assistant had extremely high technical content. My brother-in-law didn't understand how much technology was required, but in the end he thought that any money he could make was a good deal, so he agreed.

In fact, considering Su Che's personality, it would be considered polite for him to leave 10%.

The reason why he gave 30% was mainly out of consideration for Little Egret.

Who said that the elder brother-in-law is Little Egret's biological brother! If you try with someone else, it would be good enough to give you 10%. If you can pry one more Mora from Su Che, then Su Che will lose.

The two finalized the deal, but Shen Li Ling Ren raised another question: "Mr. Su, you just mentioned after-sales and maintenance? It's just a voice assistant, what kind of after-sales service would it need?"

"Brother Lingren, who told you that I only prepared one voice?"

Su Che smiled, but while speaking he picked up his cell phone and dialed Wu Lang's number.

Goro, who was far away on Haigi Island, trembled instinctively when he saw Su Che's number.

Although Su Che was a nice person, after a short period of getting along with him, Wu Lang was convinced that Su Che was definitely more terrifying than the Eightfold Son of God!

In his heart, the fear ranking list can now be divided into: Su Che is greater than bad women, greater than Xin Hai, greater than others!

After much hesitation, Wu Lang finally picked up Su Che's number.

"Master Su, what do you want from me?"

"It's nothing particularly important, it's just that you should prepare for the next stage of work."

After hearing this, Wu Lang suddenly felt very regretful. Why did he answer the call? Why not just pretend to disappear?

Wu Lang was very frustrated. He asked weakly, "Master Su, are you going to wear women's clothes again this time?"

"I'm glad you understand!" Su Che smiled secretly. It seemed that Wu Lang had already realized something. It was a pity that women's clothing could no longer satisfy Su Che.

"Ah! You really want to wear women's clothes!" Wu Lang's face fell. The last time he dressed as a woman, he became famous. Now, wherever he goes, there are posters of him dressed as a woman. He is really scared.

At this time, Su Che added with a sense of humor: "Dressing up is just a small matter, the main thing is the movements. This time I need you to perform shy, passionate, charming and other different movements. I believe that after the last concert, you already have experience and can definitely do it well, right?"

Goro was devastated.

Wouldn’t it be so exciting!

What on earth is Lord Su going to do?

Although, what Lord Su said was not wrong. After the last special training, he has made great progress in pretending to be a woman. The postures that he could not do before, he can now do with ease.

But Wu Lang really didn't want to do it! If he did it a few more times, how would he survive in the orc world in the future?

Su Che on the other end of the phone had already guessed that Wu Lang was probably unwilling.

But when it comes to women's clothing, there are only zero times and countless times. You little brat, you've already become our Su Che's employee, and you still want to escape?

"Cough cough!"

Su Che cleared his throat and said with a hint of evil interest: "Wulang, you don't want Miss Hina's true information to be known by others, right? Work hard, and I will give you more Mora! Believe in yourself, you can do it!"

What a devil!

Wu Lang was so upset that he wanted to cry but he had no tears. Was there any room for him to refuse?

No, he didn't! Wu Lang could only nod and say in his extremely tangled mood: "I understand, Master Su Che, I will rush to Inazuma Castle when I am done."

The words fell and the phone was hung up.

Although Goro was very depressed, when he looked up at the busy soldiers and people on Kaigi Island, he smiled.

Although Lord Su is scary, he really keeps his promises.

Haigi Island is very short of money right now, so working for Lord Su isn't a loss at all!

In the Mulou teahouse.

Shen Li Lingren waited until Su Che finished the call before asking in confusion: "Master Su, what are you doing?"

Su Che did not explain. This was the ultimate version of the voice assistant, and it was not the right time to reveal it. He just smiled mysteriously and said, "Secret!"

……

After chatting with Shenli Lingren for a while, Su Che asked some questions about the little egret.

The eldest brother-in-law didn't hide anything about this. He said with a puzzled look on his face: "Ling Hua has been... really strange recently! To be honest, as her brother, I don't know what happened to her. She has been absent-minded recently. How strange!"

As he spoke, the eldest brother-in-law looked at Su Che meaningfully and asked with a smile: "Mr. Su, you seem to be getting a little close to Ling Hua recently. Do you know what happened to my sister? If it is convenient, please tell me. No matter who bullies her, I will seek justice for her!"

My goodness, this old fox is actually trying to trick me into thinking that he was telling the truth?

Su Che also smiled. He would not tell his elder brother-in-law that Little Egret was probably amused by him. He also imitated his elder brother-in-law's tone and said, "Really? Oh, it's really strange. Princess Egret is so graceful and elegant! She has a fairy-like appearance! Who would be willing to bully a girl like this?"

After this riddle, both of them already had a clue in their minds.

Su Che understood that his elder brother-in-law did not object to his sister being close to him, and he also admired Su Che, but at the same time he was also warning Su Che that he cared about his sister very much and hoped that Su Che could be nicer to Ling Hua.

Su Che's words to his brother-in-law were even simpler: Ling Hua was very outstanding and he couldn't bear to bully her!

The two looked at each other and smiled, but said nothing.

After leaving the Mulou Tea House, Su Che walked on the street with a smile on his face.

"Little Egret! My little Linghua! Your brother is really honest. He's selling you out just by nodding his head! Tsk tsk, don't worry, I will never bully you!"

While he was talking to himself, a witch suddenly came over in a hurry.

"Hello, have you seen a little ninja?"

"No."

Su Che answered straightforwardly, but in his heart he thought of a cute little girl, Pomelo Wind Dragon Lizard! Dump Truck! Early Pomelo!

"Okay, if you have any news about the child, please tell me. I am the shrine maiden of Narukami Taisha Shrine, Nana Kano!" The shrine maiden smiled at Su Che and then walked forward.

After the witch left, Su Che set his eyes on the wooden barrel behind the house.

The shrine maiden is looking for Zaoyou in Inazuma Castle, which can only mean that this cute little raccoon cat is being lazy again today.

Su Che glanced around and soon found some clues on a wooden barrel.

He walked over calmly, patted the barrel lightly, and said with a smile: "Hey, Sister Miko is here, why don't you run away?"

"It's over, it's over!"

A childish voice came from the barrel, and then a puff of smoke flashed by. A cute figure was already standing on the ground, looking around, and said in a panic: "Zaoyou doesn't want to go back, Zaoyou wants to sleep."

Cute! Really cute!

It has a chubby little face, a hat with civet ears on its head, and a furry tail behind its butt.

Su Che smiled and raised his hand to touch the little civet cat's head.

Zaoyou, however, backed away in an instant, and said in a somewhat petty manner: "You can't touch my head, or you won't grow taller!"

"Okay! I won't touch you!" Su Che couldn't help laughing. This little civet cat was so cute.

At this time, Zaoyou looked toward the street and asked curiously, "Big brother, where is Sister Miko? Why can't I see Sister Miko?"

"The witch sister has gone outside the city to look for you, little cat, do you want to go back with the witch sister?" Su Che smiled.

"No! I don't want to go back. Zaoyou wants to rest!" Zaoyou put her hands on her hips and said seriously, "Also, I'm not a raccoon cat, I'm a raccoon dog!"