I was surrounded by the barrage and then traveled through time

"Yes, I am the best."

Even if his cousin came, he probably wouldn't make things difficult for them. After all, there was no bounty on them, and Deadpool was his cousin after all.

Dear friends and relatives, brothers and sisters, they must be sold at a good price.

Unless Deadpool is blown into pieces, the two of them are generally safe. Even if a tough guy like Rambo appears around, he can't hurt them.

Deadpool: "The protagonists in these tough guy movies are usually easy to fool. We just need to say that this crisis is related to the American government, and I believe Rambo will definitely help us."

Trevor: "After all, he understands America too well, hahahaha."

Deadpool: “Hahahaha!”

Mai Sakurajima feels that Trevor's painting style is becoming more and more distorted.

[I originally thought that although Cui Gou was a bit of a dog, he was still cool and handsome when he left]

[Now the handsomeness is almost gone, only the funny ones are left]

[It won’t be long before Mai Sakurajima starts talking more.]

「Ahhhhh, Mai-senpai, please don’t do this.」

Blame Ryan Reynolds

[It's all Ryan Reynolds' fault]

…………

The sky gradually darkened and the street lights came on. Some shop signs were still on and remained lit from day till night.

Stupid... The three survivors came to a building together. Looking down from the building, they could directly see the subway station not far away.

Trevor dared to guarantee that there must be other people spying around the subway station. People with experience and ability would not go to the subway station so quickly.

They all wait and see what the situation is.

"Do you think the subway station could be a trap?"

Mai Sakurajima and Trevor sat face to face at the dining table, with instant noodles in front of them. Given the simple living conditions, this was all they could do to fill their stomachs.

Mai Sakurajima changed her outfit. She found suitable clothes from the closet next door. Now she is wearing jeans and a jacket. She looks no different from the girl next door. Mai Sakurajima also changed her iconic pantyhose. Thank God she can finally wear normal socks. Now is not the time to wear sexy clothes. Besides, they are not very comfortable to run.

In order to return the clothes with peace of mind, Mai Sakurajima also asked Trevor to help watch the door. It was not that she did not trust Deadpool, but her intuition told her that she absolutely could not trust Deadpool.

"As a general rule, we have to fight a boss before clearing a level. The toughest boss is the one with strong vitality. It can be resurrected after being killed several times. When we encounter this kind of boss, we just need to repel it and run away."

"If it's a human, it'll be a little more difficult. Those who stay there may be mercenaries, working for the Umbrella Company that caused this crisis. It's hard to guarantee that they won't attack us."

"Human beings are much more difficult to deal with than biological weapons."

Look at that idiot over there. If the zombies in Raccoon City bite him, they will be contaminated by him. Ordinary biological viruses are useless to him.

"We should try to hunt high-value targets now." Sakurajima Mai felt that the environment they were facing now was too dangerous, and they had to seize this opportunity with Deadpool around to score more points in exchange for better character cards and item cards.

"Don't worry, the upcoming battles will definitely give us enough opportunities to score points."

"It's just that we don't have enough firepower right now. We don't have automatic weapons."

The three of them replenished some ammunition on the way, but if they were to face large-scale biological and chemical weapons, shotguns would not be enough.

When Hank the Grim Reaper rushed out of the sewer, he was carrying a submachine gun, a shotgun and a magnum pistol, so sufficient equipment is very important.

In fact, all the things in the gun store warehouse were packed up and taken away by Deadpool, but... but he accidentally dropped the bag because he was being chased by a tyrant at the time, and he forgot where he dropped it.

I guess it was picked up by someone else.

"It's just a rifle anyway. There's not even a fully automatic weapon in the warehouse. Just let it go." Deadpool explained to Trevor with his nose held high.

Trevor promised that as Deadpool's good brother, he would definitely use him to block the zombies when the time comes.

After all, they are close friends, brothers and sisters.

After Trevor chatted with Mai Sakurajima for a while, it was almost time for instant noodles.

"I'm starting." Mai Sakurajima said to Trevor as usual.

Trevor looked at it, and finally imitated Mai Sakurajima's gesture and returned the greeting.

[Trev's actions are so perfunctory]

[This may be the first time I have done this in my life]

[Japanese people eat in a strange way]

[But the sight of these two eating together is quite heartwarming]

【What about Deadpool? What is he chewing?】

[Who cares what he eats? Do you want to see his face? ]

…………

At this time, Deadpool was still lying by the window, drooling.

He is not greedy, okay, he is greedy, he is looking at the beauty through a telescope.

"This figure is so perfect, sizzle."

But the more he looked at it, the more he felt that this figure was very familiar, not just familiar in appearance... Thinking of this, Deadpool almost dropped the telescope in his hand.

"How could it be her?"

Chapter 20: The Falling Heroine

Although this woman has a great figure, although this woman has a broad mind, although this woman has an angelic beauty.

But Deadpool really doesn't want to see her now.

"Oh no! Oh no!"

Deadpool shouted and ran to the table of Trevor and Mai Sakurajima, and without paying attention, he fell on the table.

The two of them looked at Deadpool in silence. He had ruined the dining atmosphere. They were having a normal family dinner, not a stupid party.

Deadpool stretched his nose to smell the aroma of instant noodles, and closed his eyes in intoxication. He jumped up and said to Trevor: "Where's mine? Why didn't you call me when you had instant noodles?"

Trevor took a big mouthful of instant noodles and said as he ate, "You asked for cold pizza. If that's not enough, there are cold mustard sandwiches in the fridge, field agent."

[I have experienced this, peeing in the car and eating a cold sandwich]

[Damn, the FBI has infiltrated here]

[Bullshit, I’m from the IRS]

[Oh, let the storm come even harder]

【I'm going to fuck you%￥@＃@￥@￥@%】

[You bunch of shits, I wish your whole family %＃……@￥%＃……＆@＃%＆＃]

[I hope you will be robbed of your underwear in the slums right now, and then be beaten up by a bunch of black bastards%＃……@＃￥%＃……]

…………

The IRS people were criticized in one barrage after another, and other agencies that lurked in were just watching the show, leaving you, a fool, to be the first to come forward.

Nonsence!

In the end, it wasn't just the netizens within the IRS' jurisdiction who were cursing, but netizens from other regions also began to add fuel to the fire.

[Look, this IRS is lame]

[Yeah, that's lame]

[I think you CIA are very brave]

[What a joke! We are so brave that we even dare to assassinate the commander-in-chief]

[I think you dare to do anything]

[We are the ones shipping all the goods in North America, okay?]

【Come, let me see! 】

…………

The entire barrage was a mess.

Even Deadpool complained about the IRS: "I'm so poor, why do you still ask me to file taxes? How can you bastards do that?"

"You think that just because Blade evaded taxes, so did Deadpool? Pah, you are being racist against superheroes. Superheroes are also human beings."

"Superhero Lives Matter! SLM! SLM!"

Deadpool was out of touch again, and it was only after Trevor's reminder that he remembered that he had something important to say to him.

"Damn, guess who I saw?"

"She is a woman with a king's heart." Trevor looked at Deadpool with disdain and said, "Your saliva is flowing out from under the mask."

"Slurp, you're right, she is indeed very magnanimous, but that's not the most important thing." Deadpool said as he made a handsome landing move that was totally inconsistent with him. He knelt on one knee, supported the ground with one hand, and his upper body was parallel to the ground, but it seemed like something was missing.

"This is it!"

"Superhero landing?"

"Add the magnanimity of a king!" Deadpool reminded, and gestured with his hand in front of his chest.

A red-haired girl wearing a black tights and showing her cleavage appeared in Trevor's mind. He was surprised and said, "The Canadian's ex-wife?"

Deadpool was so angry that he jumped up and down and said, "What Canadian ex-wife? She is my ex-wife. I am Canadian!"

[Now it’s fun to watch]

[If Black Widow will not make a cameo appearance in "Deadpool 3", then this scene will make up for the regret]

[Guys, have you ever thought about Ryan Reynolds' feelings, accidentally appearing in the same frame with his ex-wife]

[I have considered it, so I am happier now]

[They all got traffic, and we got joy, it’s fair]

[Equivalent exchange, this is the law of alchemy]

…………

"Wade, even if it's Scarlett Johansson, don't panic. She's starred in so many movies, it may not be Black Widow." As a bystander, Trevor naturally looked at the problem objectively and calmly, "Maybe it's the characters from those restricted movies who came here."

When it comes to restricted content, Trevor thinks of the famous movie "Lucy" and several widely circulated animated pictures.

For example, swimming in the pool and the Hulk's evil smile.

"Brother, why do I feel like you're thinking about something bad?" Deadpool was very sensitive to Trevor's thoughts. As a man who often fantasizes, he knew very well what the micro-expressions on Trevor's face meant.

"It's okay." Trevor waved his hand and took a sip of water, then asked Deadpool seriously, "Can you tell her age? We can infer who is coming."

"As long as they're not Lucy from Lucy in her perfect form, you shouldn't be able to defeat anyone else."

Trevor thinks that the Black Widow in the movie version would not be able to beat Deadpool.

It is a bit troublesome to play so many roles, especially since the images of these characters are not very prominent.

Looking at the three tough guys, you don’t have to guess, they are all related to muscular tough guys, with only Schwarzenegger having the option of a robot.

Look at Scarlett Johansson again. Now she might be the one who has a zoo at home.

This question is a bit difficult. Deadpool's observation distance is relatively far away, and there is another important reason: "You also know that Europeans and Americans mature very early, otherwise how can we find actors in their twenties to play high school students."

Mai Sakurajima didn't think there was anything strange about finding an actress in her twenties to play a high school student.

There is still a little difference. One is equally cooked, and the other is equally tender.

Trevor: "Come on, she's your ex-wife, I've only seen her in movies."

Deadpool: "I'm sure you watched it very carefully."

Mai Sakurajima: I'll eat my noodles first.

[I just took a screenshot and compared Scarlett Johansson's clothes]

[Is this still possible? ]

[The clothes under her coat are a kind of uniform, which is an obvious sign]

[If it’s white, then it’s not Black Widow]