[It was the blockbuster that killed DreamWorks]
…………
"Oh, I remember now." Deadpool said before the barrage gave the answer, "It's the clones in Escape from the Island."
"In the movie, their brains don't seem to work very well, so let her help us explore the way."
Mai Sakurajima watched Deadpool busy for a long time, and it was indeed such an ending, so she asked, "Are you not going to take care of her?"
"She's not my ex-wife, she's a clone."
"Then why are you panicking?"
Deadpool turned to the camera and said, "Of course, for the sake of family harmony, it's better for ex-husbands and ex-wives not to have any interaction."
Chapter 21: Trevor, are you from the DC Universe?
"Is she out yet?"
"No."
"Maybe it was chewed."
Trevor and Deadpool stood by the window and looked towards the subway station. At the moment, apart from the cloned Black Widow, no other normal humans were approaching.
"Waiting like this is not a solution. We should go out and try our luck." Mai Sakurajima said from behind
She thought they should at least collect some more useful weapons now.
Deadpool thought either option was fine, but he suggested going to the bank and robbing it clean while no one was around.
"Are you sure there is money in it, and are you sure you can take the things here back to your world?" Trevor felt that since he had to draw prop cards, there must be some things that he couldn't take away casually.
Deadpool squatted there with a sad face, groaning as he took out a large pile of change and coins from his pocket, all of which he had looted from the cash register of the shop.
No wonder Trevor found the cash register empty in the gun shop. It turned out that this idiot had taken it away.
How can you be so useless as to rob a jewelry store? Robbing a cash register is a sunset industry. Have you never heard of the story of two gangsters who came to a store one after the other, and one of them found out that they were in the same business, so he shot the other down?
If you want to become bigger and stronger and create greater glory, you must actively explore new industrial markets, change your strategies, innovate your thinking, and gain a place for yourself in new industries.
"Why don't you rob the CIA's drug money?" Trevor tried to give Deadpool some advice.
[CIA: I felt a chill on my back]
[CIA: The tiger's body trembles, and the anus tightens]
【CIA (trembling): Don’t come over here! 】
[Is robbing the CIA called robbery? That's called a drug bust, which is destroying the drug dealers' source of funds]
[If Deadpool does this, he will be more righteous than the Justice League, after all, they are too dark]
[As long as Deadpool does this, his popularity will reach a new peak]
[FBI: As long as Deadpool dares to deal with the CIA, we the FBI will definitely go over to help]
…………
Deadpool stood up quickly and was about to give Trevor a hug: "I love you so much, this is a great idea."
Trevor held a knife against Deadpool's stomach to prevent him from getting close to him. It was really scary to be hugged by Deadpool.
"Anyway, those CIA guys are easy to deal with. I'm not afraid of offending them. The worst that can happen is I can make their deeds public." As he said that, Deadpool pinned a round yellow smiley face badge on his chest. It accidentally stabbed his flesh, causing him to cry out in pain.
In the Watchers universe, it was indeed the Comedian who killed Kennedy.
Looking at the yellow smiley face badge, Trevor felt like he was being stared at by Dr. Manhattan.
Trevor tried hard not to think about the blue light man wearing only blue shorts. He was already being stared at by a bunch of idiots anyway. The only time he went to the toilet was when there was a holy light to protect his privacy. It didn't matter if there was one more blue light man.
"I have a plan." Trevor slapped his head and suddenly came up with a good idea.
[Where did this Raccoon City Idea King come from?]
[Cui Gou, you are cursing yourself.]
[No such plan has ever been successful]
[It’s hard to say. You can’t confuse Trevor with Dutch, because Trevor has played "Resident Evil" and Dutch has never played "Red Dead Redemption"]
…………
"We can sneak into the subway station through the sewers." Trevor asked Deadpool, "Can you handle those things in the sewers, Wade?"
"I am Master Deadpool. I am not afraid even if a tyrant comes."
Trevor looked at Mai Sakurajima again, and Mai Sakurajima said that there was nothing wrong with her. It was just a sewer, and she just had to bear with it.
While packing up, Deadpool said that he liked this idea because many superheroes, especially his good brother Spider-Man, like to go into sewers.
"We should form a superhero team. I've already thought of the name. It's called X-Force."
This is the team that was basically wiped out at the beginning of "Deadpool 2", and many people died because of bad luck.
"This name is unlucky." Trevor vetoed it.
"Then call the X-Men. They don't know anyway, so we can just borrow them and use them."
"It's up to you. I'm not the one paying for the copyright." Trevor tied the magazine around Mai Sakurajima's arm and was reinforcing it.
Mai Sakurajima tied up her long hair. Because she heard from Trevor that long hair might get caught, she tied it up at the back of her head, so that her snow-white and elegant neck was exposed.
Trevor took a look and found it very white and fine, and felt like ice cream. It must be delicious.
"OK, done."
"Thank you."
[When there is no Deadpool, these two people are in normal style]
[Unfortunately, a sand sculpture got mixed in]
[Why don’t these two people call each other?]
[They are all quite restrained, especially Trevor]
[Our existence has delayed Cui Gou's love affair]
…………
Deadpool is busy giving code names to Trevor and Mai Sakurajima: "As the founder of X-Force, I still think X-Force sounds better. Each of you should have your own code name."
"Yours is the Bunny Girl, yours is the Stick Man."
Trevor & Mai Sakurajima: "..." ×2.
Both of them felt the power of sand sculpture naming.
Mai Sakurajima: "I refuse."
Trevor: "Get lost! Your whole family is a bunch of bastards!"
The two people ignored this idiot and prepared to set off.
"But she's clearly wearing a bunny girl costume, she can't be cosplaying as Zatanna."
"Yes, she is cosplaying Zatanna, but she just didn't choose the right costume." Trevor started to talk nonsense. "Just like I am a yellow man, but I still cosplay Ben Parker at comic conventions. When I meet Spider-Man, I fall into his arms and tell him, 'With great power comes great responsibility.' You want me to use this code name, mom?"
This time, let alone Deadpool, even the barrage was silent for a while.
【dark】
Too dark
Trevor must be from Gotham
He may have Wayne blood
[Spider-Man’s cosplayer is so pitiful]
[If Trevor can find a female partner, every Batman cosplayer will be in trouble]
【Oh! No! Martha! 】
[If I find someone else to play the role of the gunman...]
[Shut up, I don’t want to go to hell yet! ]
…………
Deadpool slowly put his hands on his face, and after a long pause he slowly said, "Fuck you, Nick Fury. You will go to hell."
"You can't say that about your good brother's good brother." Deadpool wiped his tears and said, "Peter is pitiful enough. He lost his uncle and still got fooled by Mary Jane. I hate Kirsten Dunst."
It seems like someone has suffered an unexpected disaster.
Sakurajima Mai.jpg
Chapter 22: X-Force, Departure
"Then I am Deathstroke, she is Gwen, and the three of us form Team Deadpool. Are you satisfied with this?" Trevor coaxed the crying Deadpool. He didn't want to do this, but if they didn't coax Deadpool, they couldn't move on.
Deadpool sat on the ground and raged, "No, you're not my cousin, and she can't break the fourth wall."
"I want my Peter, oooo."
Deadpool cried like a sobbing person.
Mai Sakurajima couldn't stand it anymore. She pointed a gun at Deadpool and said, "An actor like you will ruin a movie. Your performance will make the producers stop investing in you."
"Impossible, I'm Master Deadpool!"
"I became a national child star before I even started elementary school, and more than two-thirds of the country has watched my TV series." Mai Sakurajima said without any pride, "No one wants to see the protagonist crying in a superhero movie."
Although Mai Sakurajima still doesn't understand what those movies that Deadpool and Trevor are talking about mean, it doesn't stop her from using them to provoke Deadpool.
Trevor continued with Mai Sakurajima's topic and said, "If you perform well, there will definitely be a game linkage in the future, and maybe you can even add new plots to the movie. Don't you want to get rid of "Joker"?"
"clown"?
Deadpool suddenly came to his senses after hearing this. Although the North American box office of Deadpool's two movies are higher than that of "Joker", the global box office of both are much lower than the other.
Look at "Joker", the highest-grossing R-rated film in the world, and it has earned at least $2 million more than the second-ranked "Deadpool 2.2"; the most profitable comic-based movie in history; and the first comic-based movie to win the highest award at the three major European film festivals (the Golden Lion Award at the Venice Film Festival).
It's impossible to say that I don't want to surpass it, it's Deadpool's own movie.
"I'm back." Deadpool stood up and said coldly to Mai Sakurajima in a mechanical voice, "I'll let you know what the real box office success is. Invisible bunny girls and superhero movies are not something that a campus anime heroine like you can handle."
Mai Sakurajima's grip on the gun handle stiffened.
"X-Force, let's go!" Deadpool crossed his hands on his chest and spoke like a normal person.
And then—they were stuck at the door of the building, and there was a tyrant patrolling the street outside.
[Death before the mission is accomplished always makes the hero shed tears]
[The late emperor died before he could complete his career]
[Why is there a tyrant wandering back and forth downstairs]
[It should be chasing the survivors]
[Are they the only three survivors here? ]
【Someone else has appeared! 】
…………
A person suddenly appeared out of nowhere and crossed the road directly. When the tyrant saw him, he chased him directly. It seemed that the other party was very confident that he could escape from the tyrant, so he dared to do such a thing.
When Trevor saw that the Tyrant was led away, he immediately asked Deadpool to go forward and open the manhole cover on the side of the road.
"Why let me go?"
"This is the captain's handsome duty."
"Then I'll go."
Deadpool quickly used a crowbar to pry open the manhole cover, and the three people slid down at once.
"A familiar smell." Deadpool held his nose, looking like he was back home.
Trevor and Mai Sakurajima both put on masks, but they still couldn't stand the smell in here.
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