Hong Kong Variety Show: Infernal Affairs undercover? I am no longer a human being!

The boss has a point.

……

The movie is in the second half.

Huang Zhicheng was thrown off the building and died.

Ma Zhichao turned around and killed the opponent, and the sad music "Goodbye, Police" played in the background.

Finally, in this sad atmosphere, Ma Zhichao picked up a bottle of "New Era Coke", took a big close-up, and then poured "wine" to pay tribute to the deceased Huang Zhicheng.

audience:"!!!!!!"

Damn it!

I'm going crazy!

This advertisement insertion is so cruel and inhumane!

Give me back my sadness!

After Huang Zhicheng's death, the plot of the movie has basically nothing to do with the development of real events.

Because in reality, after Huang Zhicheng died, Han Chen was killed by Ma Zhichao.

In the movie, Han Chen is still making trouble, so Lin Guoping decides to join forces with undercover Ma Zhichao to kill Han Chen. In the end, Lin Guoping kills Han Chen in the garage.

Before Han Chen died, he struggled to tell Lin Guoping:

"New Era Suit, looks good..."

"New Era Coke is delicious..."

Then he closed his eyes and died.

“Puff~~~~~~~~~~~~”

this moment,

Liu Jianming, who was watching a movie, burst into laughter!

Other moviegoers were outraged!

Cinemas across Hong Kong were outraged!

"My darn thing!"

"This advertisement is so unexpected!"

"My scalp is tingling because of the show!"

The movie continues.

At this time, Ma Zhichao discovered that Lin Guoping was the traitor and decided to meet on the rooftop.

At last.

"give me a chance."

"How can I give you a chance?"

"I didn't have a choice before, now I want to be a good person."

"Sorry, I'm a police officer."

"who knows?"

elevator.

Met another policeman.

bang~~~

Gunshots rang out and Ma Zhichao was killed.

The policeman: "Brother Lin, my boss is also Han Chen, from now on I will follow you..."

bang~~~

The policeman died.

Lin Guoping said: "You can't even afford a 'New Age Suit', what class are you in? Do you want to follow me?"

Phew~~~~~

Phew~~~~~

Phew~~~~~

The entire theater, all the audience erupted collectively!!

Once again, the defense was breached! A big breach!

At this time, the sad music "Goodbye Police" sounded in the background.

The movie "Infernal Affairs: Sir Ma's Autobiography" ends.

The lights come on.

All the movie fans are now dizzy and don’t know what to say.

Is the movie good?

nice!

The movie is very exciting. It lets them know what kind of hero Han Chen is, as well as Huang Zhicheng's other selfish side, and the miserable treatment of undercover agents. In the end, they are shocked to see that Sir Ma was shot dead by Lin Guoping, a traitor in the police force.

but!

It is beautiful as it is beautiful, and it is wonderful as it is wonderful!

There are so many advertisements for this movie!

Calculate the movie time, 2 hours!

20%-30% of the content contains advertisements, and there are more than 1 advertisements that are as long as 5 minute!

It’s so infuriating!

So magical!

I felt like I was brainwashed. After watching the movie, I kept thinking about those commercials.

At this time,

Liu Jianming stared blankly at the big movie screen, in a daze!

Although his name did not appear in the movie, in fact, he clearly saw his shadow in Lin Guoping in the movie!

Exactly the same thing he experienced!

Did Sir Ma let me off the hook?

still?

"Ugh……"

Liu Jianming sighed deeply, knowing that he had to go meet Sir Ma.

See what he wants to do!

"I wonder if this is just like escaping from the wolf's den and falling into the tiger's mouth again!"

He came from the Criminal Intelligence Department. Last time, Sir Ma gave the Criminal Intelligence Department a beating. Sir Ma is not someone to be trifled with.

Liu Jianming calmed himself down and looked at Lin Guoping's seat next to him.

"????"

"When did this person leave?"

However, Liu Jianming didn't care, and he didn't know that the person sitting next to him was Lin Guoping.

After the movie ended, fans left the theater one after another, and Liu Jianming followed the crowd out.

After they walked out, a community leader came over and asked curiously:

“Is Infernal Affairs any good?”

Does it look good?

The audience who had just watched "Infernal Affairs" thought for a moment and replied: "It's pretty good... but a little... weird..."

Sheniu was happy: "As long as it looks good!"

Then I hurried to buy the ticket.

Liu Jianming followed the crowd out of the cinema. When he arrived at the door of the cinema, he heard continuous shouting.

"New Era suits, suits designed by Ma Sir's company, very good-looking suits suitable for Oriental people. Suit endorsed by Infernal Affairs, everyone says it's cool when they wear it!"

"New Era Coke, produced by the soda factory owned by Sir Ma, is our own Coke, cheap and delicious. Infernal Affairs endorses Coke, and everyone who has tasted it says it tastes good!"

Liu Jianming: “………………”

Audience: “………………”

On the two huge stalls on the left and right of the entrance, I saw that they were full of New Era Coke! Another stall was full of suits!

Audiences:"……"

Complaints all over!!

"Sir Ma, being the Chief Superintendent really delayed your business talent!"

"This business is really awesome..."

"Fuck, after the movie, there were ads for Coke and suits at the door. Even when I went to the sauna, there was no such one-stop service!"

"Others advertise while filming a movie, but Sir Ma filmed a movie while advertising!"

Tucao returns to Tucao.

But curiosity is still curiosity!

Every character in the movie said it was delicious, it would be a shame not to try it!

Some people started buying Coke.

Some people started buying suits.

"Give me a bottle of New Era Coke. I want to see what this drink that Han Chen and Huang Zhicheng are so addicted to tastes like!"

"Boss, give me a suit. Let me see if the so-called suit suitable for Oriental people is real."

quickly,

Many visitors stopped at both stalls and lined up.

Liu Jianming was no exception and also lined up.

Then, other people who hadn't entered the theater to watch the movie saw so many people queuing up to buy tickets, and they became very curious, and out of herd mentality, they also lined up to buy.

“Why did you buy this?”

"Watch the movie. They always praise it for being delicious."

After buying it,

One drink,

Huh! !

"Hey! It tastes pretty good!"

"After drinking it, I feel like I have become Han Chen!"

"Boss, give me a box so I can take it home and drink it!"

"One bottle isn't enough, have another one!"

And the citizens wearing suits tried them on.

Look in the mirror!

"Wow, that's pretty cool!"

"This suit is really good, it makes me look much more energetic!"