You are my wife, don't doubt it!

Chapter 367: Give him your daughter as compensation?

2023-10-31

"Even if you have to fight, you have to fight back," Zhang Zhengkai said seriously, "Let's have a duel between men."

"Huh?" Xiao Yao said, "Knights duel?"

"Let's see who dares to make a move!" Yu Luying had a fierce look on her face and pinched her knuckles so hard that no sound could be made and she grimaced in pain.

Really, why do you have to learn to crack your knuckles like adults? What if you dislocate them?

If I ask you to take care of me, do you still treat me as a human being?

Hey, I'm just talking to him, I won't do it for real, why are you panicking?

"Haha, haha, I wouldn't dare to ...

"The municipal government has proposed," Zhang Zhengkai continued, "to make us lovely Shanghainese."

"Eat wine and drink food!"

"Eat eat eat, o(*￣︶￣*)o hehe."

"When we meet, we can forget all grudges with a smile!"

"Get lost, it's not that easy!"

"Brothers are like limbs, wives are like clothes! Hey, why are you stepping on me?"

"Who stepped on you?"

"My wife is like clothes. If you steal my clothes, I will cut off your limbs with my bare chest!"

"Oh, don't worry, brother," Xiao Yao suggested, "In order to save my brothers and sisters, you can ask me to compensate you in any way you want."

"Even if you give me the whole world, it can't make up for it!" Zhang Zhengkai waved his hand.

"How about I compensate you with one..." Xiao Yao's eyes were a little erratic: "Wife?"

"Ha!" Zhang Zhengkai said, "Mr. Xiao, you not only insulted me...you also insulted me...Am I someone who lacks women? Is it women that I lack? Wait..."

He subconsciously glanced at Yu Luying, and had a new interpretation of Xiao Yao's intention of bringing this "beautiful bodyguard" to the banquet today.

"?" Xiao Yao reacted and hugged Yu Luying's shoulders: "It's not this, this won't do. This is my... my... watch..."

Yu Luying twisted her body hard and broke free from Xiao Yao's clutches: "I have a good idea."

"Oh? What a good idea." Xiao Yao showed an interested look: "Come on, tell me about it."

A mischievous smile appeared on Yu Luying's lips: "Give him your daughter as compensation."

Xiao Yao: “?”

Zhang Zhengkai: “?”

Xiao Yao & Zhang Zhengkai: "What do you mean Shen (Xiao) does not regret?!"

"Shen?" Zhang Zhengkai looked at Xiao Yao: "Have you seen too many Dragon King's Son-in-law?"

"Haha, yes." Xiao Yao scratched the back of his head. "It's so cute that I can't sleep at night."

I think you are a big head ghost.

"How is it?" Yu Luying said with a smile: "Is my idea perfect?"

"Perfect as hell," Xiao Yao shouted, "How can that be possible?"

"Why not?" Yu Luying said.

"Yes, Xiao, you still look down on me and pretend to feel guilty." Zhang Zhengkai pointed at Xiao Yao with drunken eyes.

"?" Xiao Yao lowered his head and thought hard for a while: "Actually, it's not absolute... No... No... No, it depends on her opinion. It's an era now, parents can't arrange everything for her - I'll go back and ask her today."

Are you serious? Yu Luying looked at Xiao Yao.

"Hahahahaha, Brother Xiao is really joking." Zhang Zhengkai laughed and said, "I'm already very touched that you have this kind heart - I don't have the time to wait for you for decades. Besides, what if I look like you?"

"Fuck you," Xiao Yao cursed with a smile, "What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me? I'm telling you——"

Xiao Yao moved the chair under his buttocks and hooked Zhang Zhengkai's shoulders: "Brother, let me tell you, when the time comes, I will call you brother and you will call me dad, and we will each talk about our own affairs."

"Xiao Yao, you've drunk too much!" Yu Luying shouted.

"Fuck you, not only did you steal my woman, you also want to be my father?" Zhang Zhengkai said incoherently: "Fuck you."

"Fuck it!" Xiao Yao raised his glass: "Cheers!"

"Cheers!" The three cups clinked together heavily, splashing wine everywhere.

As the glasses clinked, all the delicious dishes on the table were swept away, and even the soup was left - even the waiter was surprised at the capabilities of these three boys and girls.

Zhang Zhengkai cried and laughed while hugging Xiao Yao, and kept telling him about his "romance" with Shen Jie - in fact, there was no romance, just some ordinary social interactions and one-sided self-touching: from their first acquaintance, to slowly becoming friends, to the first confession, and all the way to the preparation for engagement and the first time Shen Jie ran away from home.

Yu Luying frowned secretly while listening, and then just let it go in one ear and out the other. However, Xiao Yao listened with great interest, nodded while listening, patted Zhang Zhengkai on the back from time to time, and interjected a few words.

In the end, I just cried with him.

Considering their...well, relationship and status with each other, Yu Luying sat aside, her toes wrapped in white socks digging out a three-bedroom, one-living-room apartment from the soles of white sneakers.

If you two aren't embarrassed, I'd be embarrassed for you.

Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing? What am I doing here? What is this place?

Yu Luying asked the waiter for a pack of tissues with a look of disgust, took out a few and handed them to Xiao Yao. After thinking for a while, she took out a few more for Zhang Zhengkai and handed them over.

"That's enough," Yu Luying advised, "You two, that's enough."

"Where was I talking about? Oh, right," Zhang Zhengkai said, "Brother Xiao Yao, I may scare you by telling you this, but I know you will definitely understand and forgive me."

"It's okay, just talk." Xiao Yao said calmly.

"In fact, in the second half of summer vacation, when school was about to start," Zhang Zhengkai was already completely drunk, "I wanted to kill both of you."

"Kill...kill him?" Xiao Yao shook his head.

Yu Luying was shocked.

"It was just a thought, you know," Zhang Zhengkai continued, "I wanted to kill her first, then you, and then commit suicide."

"Why did you hit her first and then me?" Xiao Yao continued to shake his head, showing no sign of surprise or fear at all: "Oh, I understand, you bastard, you want to make me feel painful, right?"

"No." Zhang Zhengkai nodded vigorously.

"Then why didn't you do it?" Xiao Yao asked cheerfully, "Oh, I understand. You are a cowardly person."

"Xiao Yao!" Yu Luying felt that it was obviously not a wise move for him to provoke Zhang Zhengkai like this.

"No, no," Zhang Zhengkai shook his neck and wrists from side to side. "It's not that I don't dare, but that I can't. Do you understand? Thoughts are thoughts, and putting them into practice is putting them into practice. Do you understand the difference?"

"I understand," Xiao Yao said, "reason and morality have bound you."

"That's one aspect," Zhang Zhengkai said, "Have you ever had this experience? For example, when you look down from a building, do you occasionally have the urge or thought to jump down?"

"I don't." said Yu Luying.

Xiao Yao tilted his head and thought seriously: "It seems that it does happen sometimes."

"What would you do at this time?" Zhang Zhengkai asked him.

"I felt it was ridiculous and scared," Xiao Yao said, "and then I quickly took two steps back, away from the window."

"see?" Zhang Zhengkai said.

"I think I understand what you are saying." Xiao Yao said.

Zhang Zhengkai: "In a person's life, there may be countless absurd thoughts or evil thoughts, but to actually put them into practice..."

Xiao Yao: "That must be a very small number."

"Rationality and morality, that's what you said, yes, that's correct, but it's only one aspect of it," Zhang Zhengkai said. "The other aspect is whether it's cost-effective, whether you can afford the cost, and whether you can bear the consequences."

Isn't that still not daring? Xiao Yao thought.

Don't tell anyone! Yu Luying warned.

I know, Xiao Yao thought.

"After all, I am my father's only son..." Zhang Zhengkai's voice became like a dream.

"I understand," Xiao Yao nodded, "I completely understand. But why are you telling me this...?"

"Because," Zhang Zhengkai panted, his breath full of alcohol, "I want to tell you that I am glad that I controlled myself, and I am glad that I did not do such a stupid thing... I only know today that you are a good person, you are a good person."

"Huh?" Xiao Yao said.

"You are a good person." Zhang Zhengkai said it for the third time.

"Don't worry, when I go back, I will make her..." Xiao Yao himself didn't know what he was saying: "If she doesn't listen to me, I will..."

"No need... it's meaningless... I've figured it out..." Zhang Zhengkai's voice became increasingly vague: "... I feel a little better now."

Xiao Yao: “(*&￥!(&￥(@#!&￥)))”

Zhang Zhengkai: “…&*(…*)”

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When Xiao Yao regained consciousness, he was already lying on his bed.

There was another person lying next to him.

a woman.

???

This gave him a big fright.

"What are you doing? Why are you making so much noise so early in the morning?" Shen Tianyun complained.

"Huh?! So early in the morning?" Xiao Yao looked out the window and saw the bright sky.

"It's almost time for you to get up and go to school," Shen Tianyun told Xiao Yao, "Yu Luying is already making breakfast."

"No, what is that?" Xiao Yao held his head, his head still hurt.

I spent such a big Sunday here, and it’s just gone like that?

Is this already Desperate Monday?

"I later..." Xiao Yao finally remembered: "How did we get back later?"

"Of course it was my mother who went to pick you two up." Shen Tianyun answered as a matter of course.

"Then doesn't that mean he has met your uncle Zhang?" Xiao Yao blurted out.

"You saw it, right? I don't know," Shen Tianyun said, "What happened?"

"Is everything okay?" Xiao Yao was a little nervous.

"What could possibly happen?" Shen Tianyun said disapprovingly.

She was wearing that big green T-shirt and pajamas, she lifted the thin quilt and got out of bed.

Xiao Yao tapped his temple with his bent fingers. Just as he was about to ask again, Shen Tianyun turned around very seriously and said, "Xiao Yao, let me ask you something."

"What's the matter?" Xiao Yao asked blankly.

"I heard Yu Luying tell me," Shen Tianyun said with a somewhat angry expression, "Did you sell me out after drinking some cat urine? Or did you promise me to a second-generation rich slug?"

"Ah...?" Xiao Yao was stunned.

"Let me tell you, you have to fulfill the wishes you made and clean up your own mess yourself - I won't pay for it for you." Shen Tianyun stated solemnly.

"How could this happen!" Xiao Yao shouted, "How could this happen! Don't listen to her nonsense! She is just teasing you."

"Really?" Shen Tianyun said with a look of suspicion on his face.

The closet door was pushed open, Shen Jie came out from the closet and yawned, "Morning."

"Good morning." Xiao Yao said.