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Chapter 1015 Bully us, can't we understand the dialect (two in one)

I don't know if Yu Fei is handsome in ancient clothes, but he is eye-catching anyway, that's for sure. No, he was pulled away by villagers and some acquaintances many times after he was separated from Xiao Yu.

Some younger ones even took him to take pictures. If it weren't for his home game today, Yu Fei would have the idea of ​​throwing him into the diversion canal.

"Hahahaha, Xiao Fei, your outfit is simply stunning." Mu Ge laughed arrogantly.

Tian Lei who was with him moved his mouth, and Yu Fei quickly cut it off: "If you say similar things again, I will ask you to fight for a drink."

Hearing this threat, Tian Lei immediately shut his mouth. He would rather challenge those fitness freaks than get involved with Yu Fei at the wine table, which could kill someone.

Yu Fei handed over two cigarettes casually and asked, "Why did you two come so late, if you came earlier..."

"If you come early, you won't be turned into a monster by you." Muge interrupted: "Look at how many normal people are in your yard? All of them are weird. If we come early, we have to talk to them." It's the same."

Yu Fei turned around and took a look, then said: "Actually, it's not that bad. Look at that Kumamon, isn't it cute? There's also that lantern, which looks so festive, and that lotus flower... just forget it."

"If you had come earlier, you might have been able to put on this gown like me, and try to lift the gown."

Speaking of which, Yu Fei raised his leg and stretched out his hand to pull up his hem like he was lifting a coat in cross talk. Unexpectedly, the movement was a little too loud, and there was a sound of snickering.

Looking back, the slits on both sides were originally the same height, but now the right side is obviously raised, and there are still some thread ends swaying in the wind, Yu Fei was a little confused for a while.

These costumes are all rented from the homestay, and they need to be returned when the time comes, so Li Muzi will definitely not give him a good face now.

Looking at Yu Fei's bewildered expression and looking at the torn clothes, Mu Ge was startled for a moment, and then laughed exaggeratedly.

"Fuck, keep flirting, and raise your legs high~"

Yu Fei said with a dark complexion: "I think we need to drink two glasses in this situation."

"Gah~"

Mu Ge's laughter stopped abruptly, while Tian Lei took two steps back with vigilance.

...,

"The quality of these clothes is too bad. I started the thread before I did anything." Yu Fei complained to Li Muzi.

Li Muzi pulled up his clothes suspiciously, looked at it, then walked around to the other side of Yu Fei, compared it and asked, "Did you do the leg raise?"

"Just try it that way." Yu Fei said with a guilty conscience.

Li Muzi said helplessly: "Putting up the coat, if you are not a professional, don't learn it. This is the second piece of clothing you have been torn today."

"Who is the other one?" Yu Fei didn't care that he was exposed, but asked curiously.

With resentment on Li Muzi's face, Yu Feifu asked inwardly: "Young Master Lu?"

"Up to now, the two big bosses are the ones with the record of damaging clothes, and the others are very self-conscious." Li Muzi said with a sigh.

Yu Fei scratched his head and said, "I must have been influenced by Young Marshal Lu, or I would have followed him... Well, look back and see how much this dress is worth, and deduct it from my dividend."

Li Muzi shook his head and said: "That's not necessary, these clothes are not worth much in the first place, plus they are only damaged, so they don't cost a lot of money, but you and Mr. Lu have no clothes to dress up."

Yu Fei was overjoyed, but still said with regret on his face: "That's a pity."

Seeing a flash of light in Li Muzi's eyes, Yu Fei thought something was wrong, and quickly said: "Well, I'll just wear my own clothes, you go, I'll go to another place."

After Yu Fei finished speaking, he ran away, Li Muzi murmured behind him: "I remember that there seems to be a set of Internet celebrity bear clothes~"

Yu Fei quickened his pace. In his opinion, no matter what it is, or what it is a snack at a scenic spot, as long as it is linked to the word "net celebrity", it is not a good product.

……

Yu Fei, who was wearing his original clothes, looked much more relaxed, and now he was like ordinary tourists and villagers, and no one took him to take pictures anymore.

At this time, it was getting late, and some villagers from farther away began to go home one after another. Although there were fewer people, the atmosphere was still so full, because several bonfires were lit in the homestay, and the largest one On the bonfire, an oversized barbecue grill is slowly rotating.

Two lambs split by a whole lamb were placed on the grill, and the lamb licked by the campfire was shiny with oil.

With the rising popularity here, some mobile snack carts also followed, wanting to sell more things before the end.

And Da Kui, who occupies people and convenience, is watching this scene with a smile at this time. He already knew that there was a show here, so he set up the stall here, and for the convenience of customers, he also sold hot peppers The soup was also brought.

There are a few small dining tables, and there are many people trying early adopters at this time.

Yu Fei went over, picked up a freshly baked sesame seed cake, switched his left and right hands back and forth, and asked while blowing: "How is business today?"

Dakui grinned and said, "It's almost like catching two episodes, no, your sister-in-law just went back to bring noodles, and your aunt helped make another pot of noodles at home."

Yu Fei stretched out his hand to check the time and said: "It's almost ten o'clock, if you make another pot, I'm afraid it won't be sold out."

Da Kui pointed to the mutton that was spinning on the fire and said, "There is still a mutton. I won't make shortbread for that pot of noodles, but light pancakes, which are the best for sandwiching mutton."

Dregs of sesame seed cakes fell down from the corner of Yu Fei's mouth. After he was stunned for a moment, he quickly opened his mouth again. Before he could swallow the sesame seed cakes, he gave Dakui a thumbs up.

After searching in the crowd, he waved when he saw Kong Xiu who was the temporary butler. Kong Xiu quickly came over and asked, "President Yu, what's the matter?"

"What utensils do you plan to use to distribute the mutton to those guests?" Yu Fei asked.

"I prepared a batch of lotus leaves before, cleaned them all, and used that to serve." Kong Xiu said.

Yu Fei stretched out his hand and pointed at Dakui's booth, "Turn around, there are two pancakes on each lotus leaf, and using the pancakes to sandwich the roasted mutton will save them from eating directly."

Kong Xiu glanced at Dakui, and quickly said, "Okay, I'll arrange for someone to come over."

When she left, Da Kui said a little helplessly, "You...how do you say..."

"Even if you don't use your pancakes, you can also use other people's steamed buns. They use them anyway. Isn't it more convenient to use your own?" Yu Fei laughed.

At this time, Zhao Jingjing just pulled a big pot with a small cart, and Yu Fei went on to say: "Don't say anything, make pancakes quickly, or you will be in a hurry when it starts over there, oh yes, ready pancakes Is it okay to keep warm?"

Da Kui smiled and said, "This is my specialty."

……

Lotus lanterns, roast mutton, and all kinds of alcohol at your fingertips. After most of the villagers left, there were only tourists and some street vendors who persisted.

Yu Fei was surrounded by a group of children, Guoguo had become addicted to being a leader today, and with Yuner's example, those children brought by the adults have become her little followers.

In a relatively closed environment, those adults finally felt relieved to let the child go crazy once. Although their eyes often glanced at this place, it was instinctive.

After Yu Fei also took a look at the group of children, he raised the wine bottle in his hand to gesture to Muge and them, and then downed half of the bottle in one go.

Under the firelight, the corners of Mu Ge's mouth twitched obviously, but he still took a big sip, while Tian Lei seemed much more relaxed. After drinking too much beer, he poured water twice and came over.

The people from the town government had almost dispersed, and only Zhang Dan and the chief accountant were still there. They were talking to Li Muzi and the others at this moment, pointing fingers from time to time.

Tongling didn't know when she got mixed up with Xiaoyu, the two seemed to hit it off, chattering endlessly, while Wu Ying sat silently behind them, except for occasional food and wine. Did not touch.

The old monsters and Shi Fang and the others gathered together, chatting and laughing, and the least distracted one would be Mr. Ma. He couldn't let go today, and I don't know if it was because of himself. Because of the presence of my daughter.

Yu Fei glanced around, but he didn't find any trace of Young Marshal Lu and the others, and he didn't know what they were doing, but the outermost layer of mutton had already begun to be divided, presumably they would not miss it.

Yu Fei drank the remaining beer in the beer bottle with peace of mind, and then took another bottle, and then saw the chef in the homestay set up the mutton on the fire, and cut it on a special table. After a while, spread a layer of sauce on the mutton, and continue to put it on the fire to roast.

"Eat roast lamb~"

With Xiaoyingzi's cheers, a group of children scattered like birds and beasts, and found their adults one after another, staring brightly at the waiters who were distributing freshly cut mutton.

On a piece of green lotus leaf, some mutton was placed, and there were a few pancakes beside the mutton. Probably inspired by the roast duck restaurant, Dakui made the pancakes very thin, just enough to sandwich the mutton.

Without those children, Guoguo's eldest sister can't do it. Although there is Xiaoyingzi as a loyal little follower, but too familiar with it, there is no sense of accomplishment. In addition, Xiaoyingzi's attention is now on eating. Guoguo seemed even more frustrated.

Seeing this, Yu Fei smiled, picked up some mutton with sesame seed cakes and handed it to Guoguo's hand, saying: "Eat something first, and then play after eating. This is roast mutton. Usually, my mother would not let you eat it~ "

Guoguo had no choice but to deal with the mutton roll.

This is my own place, and the waiters all know who is the biggest, so Yu Fei's mutton is the best, and the bread is also the most. After eating it for the two little girls, Yu Fei rolled one himself, Not to mention, it's quite delicious.

"Dear guests, friends..."

Before a mutton roll was eaten, Yu Fei was startled. Where did the sound come from?

The originally bustling scene immediately quieted down, only the voice continued. Yu Fei followed everyone's gaze and saw that Young Marshal Lu was holding a microphone and standing in front of a screen with a projection. The waiters of the two homestays are adjusting something.

"...Today our main purpose is to eat well, drink well, and play well. This is an outdoor karaoke machine. Anyone who wants to come up and sing a song. I have a small proposal here, which will win the audience's attention." The one with the loudest applause will have free accommodation tonight."

"In addition, as long as the guests come up, our homestay will give a small gift."

It is estimated that no one cares about whether it is a gift or not. Free stay at the B&B is a real benefit, so this proposal by Lu Shaoshuai received a very enthusiastic response, but no one was the first to eat crabs.

Young Marshal Lu seemed to have expected this situation a long time ago, so he said without any surprise: "I know that people who can come here are slow-heated, and I also know that once your enthusiasm comes up, it will definitely be unstoppable."

"So in order for me to sing the next song, I'll start first, otherwise I'm afraid I won't even be able to touch the microphone when I turn back."

There was a burst of good-natured laughter from the crowd, and Yu Fei saw that there were a few people who were really eager to try it, but Young Marshal Lu said to the staff member very well: "Come on, find that happy monkey."

Yu Fei's jaw was about to drop to the ground. Although he had heard Young Marshal Lu sing before, his level could only be regarded as an amateur... Oh no, it should be at the fancier level. I didn't expect him to dare to sing this song today.

You must know that this song is not only as simple as Cantonese, but its rhythm is also very lively, and ordinary people may not be able to keep it down.

But as soon as Shaoshuai Lu spoke, Yu Fei knew that he was thinking too much. This guy really has the qualifications to open his mouth and kneel. Among other things, just listening to that Cantonese makes people feel comfortable, let alone stepping on the rhythm. .

purple mixed
gray shirt
T-shirt Orange Rain House
laissez-faire
more clothes
No need to button much...

The rhythm was bright, and some people nodded their heads following the rhythm, and the two little girls lying on Fei's legs twisted back and forth, but soon, Guoguo turned around and asked, "Dad, what is the handsome uncle singing?" Huh? I don't even understand."

Yu Fei laughed and said, "He sang in dialect."

Xiaoyingzi put his arms on his flying legs and said, "You don't even use Mandarin to sing, can you bully us not understand the dialect?"

Yu Feixiao's belly twitched for a while, this little girl's film~
The heavy rain falls on the colorful rain jacket, two spots look like chrysanthemum beans

Ten wet monkeys in colorful raincoats
Swing around East Tsim Sha Tsui at night to chase the thrilling feeling

Standing on the road and drinking a few more cans of wine together...

Young Marshal Lu ended with a howling wolf. It can be seen that his mood is very excited at this time. Just as he was about to say that he was singing a song, a courageous woman next to him said, "I want to sing a song." The Prime Minister misses you."

Young Marshal Lu immediately took the lead in applauding: "Come on, let's welcome the first female singer to appear on the stage today. The song that will be sung is a lovesickness. Everyone applaud~"

"Hongdou was born in the southern country is a very distant thing..."

The woman's voice was trembling at the beginning, but soon stabilized, and gradually became ethereal. Yu Fei thought of the first ghost TV series in China, which he had been chasing a lot when he was in middle school.

With someone taking the lead, the scene will become even more heated, especially under the stimulation of alcohol and night, this group of people can be regarded as liberating their nature, but they are all older, and at worst they are similar to Yu Fei and the others. So it sounds like a nostalgic concert.

Guoguo and the others had already fallen asleep, and the other children couldn't stand it any longer. When the sheep was divided and only the meat on the bones was left, today's show was over.

It's just that the last show made by Young Marshal Lu still left a lot of people, and most of the women also took a child home, so the rest of the men became more promiscuous, and the singing style was less sentimental.

Often, when one person on the stage is singing, the people below will also join in. There is a sense of sight of a small concert, except that what those elders are waving are not fluorescent sticks, but bottles of beer.

(End of this chapter)