i have a mountain

Chapter 1016 You Really Miss Ma Laosan's Daughter
Yu Fei woke up in the morning and felt a stabbing pain in his head. Last night, he was ignited by the cold wind for you and me. His emotions were a little inexplicable. never broke.

In other words, with a deck of cards in his pocket, whoever comes with whomever, the wine is literally poured into his stomach.

In the end, Young Marshal Lu led a group of people to play with depth charges. Yu Fei also experienced the feeling of being drunk once again, and in the end he didn't even know how he got back.

Holding his aching forehead, Yu Fei suddenly found that Shi Fang was looking at him with piercing eyes, and subconsciously shrank back.

"It's so early in the morning, why are you looking at me like this?"

"Did you get drunk again last night?" Shi Fang asked with a strange expression.

"Well, aha~" Yu Fei nodded and yawned: "Is it strange that I'm drunk?"

"Do you know how big of a stir it caused to drink you?" Shi Fang asked again: "From Young Marshal Lu to Mu Ge and some tourists were drinking you last night, just wanting to know how much you drink to get drunk, but Xiaoyun said wait When you fell, Young Marshal Lu and the others also fell."

"According to Xiaoyun, you drank more than a case of beer. She couldn't count the liquor. She didn't know how much you drank. Just a little wine and you were poured down?"

Yu Fei angrily patted her buttocks: "Is it weird that I'm drunk? If I'm not drunk, where's your chance?"

Shi Fang stretched out her hand and pinched his face and said, "Shouldn't this sentence be said by a woman?"

Yu Fei bared his teeth and smiled: "The times are different, men and women are the same, you didn't see that sentence, saying that single men should pay attention to protecting themselves when they are out, and they will have nothing to complain about."

Shi Fang stole a peach backhand: "You have a lot of lies, get up quickly, Sister Qin and the others will be here soon."

"Hey, let me go, you have learned to sneak attack now."

Yu Fei also wanted to make such a move, but was avoided by Shi Fang.

"Sister Qin, tell me, when she arrives, if you haven't gotten up yet, she will come up and pour cold water on you."

Shi Fang left the room gracefully, Yu Fei glanced down, hummed weakly, and then fell asleep on the bed again.

"And poured cold water, did she think it was tying the doll?"

Tether a doll? !

Yu Fei suddenly sat up again, frowning, thinking about whose family's children will come to Longhui this year. Longhui is the dialect of Yujia Village, which means that after the doll is tied up, the child needs to go to Longhui for two to three years. Between the ages, I went to the temple to fulfill my vows.

After the wish is fulfilled, the people in the village will think that whoever just got married and has no children this year, or who wants to have another child, will take a dedicated sapling from the temple, and those who want a boy will take the toon tree, thinking Ask the girl to take a cypress tree.

It is also necessary to buy a pair of firecrackers and a doll, and then a group of young people are dispatched.

Because Longhui needs to go to the temple to kowtow at three or four o'clock in the morning, and it is usually in winter, so when those people go to deliver the dolls, it is usually not yet bright. It will be miserable.

Because after those bad boys put the saplings on the side near the beams and pillars, they will find any tool that can hold water in the yard, swarm them, and after rushing into the bedroom, they will stuff the dolls under the quilt, and then put the dolls in their hands. The water in the vessel was poured on the bed.

There is also a saying that children grow high, and this is also the procedure for tying dolls.

Those who have been notified will hide all the water in the yard, at most leave a scoop and a half bowl for them, and then spread a layer of plastic cloth under the bedding, so that the quilt will not be wet too much. Drying the quilt in winter is a must A very troublesome thing.

It would be miserable not to be notified. I still remember that when Dakui was about to have a second child, a group of people soaked their quilt thoroughly.

But everything is not absolute. Saizi was notified when he tied the doll before, and hid all the water in the house, even locked the kitchen door. Half of the bucket of water on the plane was poured on the quilt.

"It seems that I didn't make it to the Longhui this year." After thinking for a long time, Yu Fei said to himself with some uncertainty.

As soon as he finished muttering, Zhang Suqin was heard downstairs shouting: "Xiao Fei, if you don't come down again, I will throw your quilt off."

Yu Fei quickly agreed, and said that he would go down immediately. Since Zhang Suqin got married to the old monster, her style of painting has become more and more fierce, but she has become more gentle towards the old monster.

"Ladies~"

After muttering something in a low voice, Yu Fei came downstairs. After seeing the person coming, he asked a little surprised: "Why are you two alone?"

Zhang Suqin raised her eyebrows and asked, "Go home, what's the matter? Are you really thinking about Ma Laosan's daughter?"

Glancing at Shi Fang's playful face, Yu Fei said, "Who dares to think about his daughter? I'm just asking politely."

Turning his head, he asked Shi Fang again: "Where are the two of them, Guoguo? I haven't heard them arguing."

"I was called away by Li Muzi early in the morning, saying that he was taking some reshoots." Shi Fang said.

Just as Yu Fei nodded, Zhang Suqin said again: "Look, look, both kids got up earlier than you, do you think you are a good father?"

"You stabbed me twice when you got up early this morning, did you not sleep well last night?" Yu Fei asked seriously, but if his eyes didn't turn back and forth on the old monster, it would be serious.

Brother, your daughter-in-law gets angry when she wakes up and has a lot to do with you. If you make her not want to get up every day, will there still be so many things to do?
The old monster didn't answer him, instead he frowned and asked, "You talk a lot, I came here to ask you, what are you going to do with the crops in the field at the gate?"

"Cold salad." Yu Fei spread his hands and said, "Why do you care about those things when you are in such a hurry, besides, you have already paid the compensation, and those things already belong to you, so you can dispose of them as you want."

The old monster said with some hesitation: "I went back last night and thought about it. Those corns can already be broken off the sticks, and the red taro has also grown. It's a pity to ruin it like this. And if this is posted on the Internet, say Maybe you have to be scolded again?"

"Again?" Yu Fei asked with a puzzled expression on his face: "You use the word you well, which means you must have been scolded before, what's going on?"

The old monster glanced at him and said, "That's all happened in the past, and it's meaningless to say it. You are a local snake. I want to ask your opinion on that piece of land."

"I can……"

Yu Fei just wanted to kick the ball over, but after seeing Zhang Suqin's eyes, he changed his mind and said, "I think you can build the things around the field first, such as the fence and the like. Plant it, in case small animals will run in and harm the golden flower."

"And those red taros left in the ground are also a problem. If you don't clean them up, they will germinate again. At that time, it will not only be troublesome, but also affect the growth of golden flowers... But if you use manual labor, it will not only cost money but also delay time. .”

After pondering for a while, Yu Fei said: "I remember that someone used a machine to dispense medicine before, and it should be suitable to use that thing to clean up the bag. It seems to be called a medicinal material harvesting machine or something. The third brother should know about this."

The old monster immediately took out his mobile phone and called Mr. Ma. After a few calls, he said to Fei: "Mr. Ma said that the medicinal material harvesting machine can't harvest cleanly, and it's easy to miss bellflowers. It's not very practical."

"I know, why don't we still dig bellflowers by hand in my farm, but we don't dig bellflowers but red taro. Bellflowers are thin and easy to miss from the sieve, but red taro is The stubby one, it won’t fall even if it wants to.”

The old monster thought for a while and said: "You can try it. I will call Ma Laosan later and ask him to get one. The red taro is fine. What about the corn?"

"Come on." Yu Fei shrugged and said, "Are you still planning to find a machine for harvesting corn? In this season, people definitely don't want to come. It's not enough to repair the car."

"There are so many." Zhang Suqin obviously also saw the land, and said with some concern.

Yu Fei looked up at the sky... the ceiling, and after a long while he lowered his head and asked, "Leave this matter alone, leave it to me, and I promise to empty out the corn in the shortest possible time, and I won't even give you the poles." Leave."

"Don't use a grinder or something like that, it's no different from attracting disaster." The old monster reminded.

Yu Fei chuckled: "Don't worry, it's purely manual, without any risk."

As he said that, under the puzzled eyes of the old monster and the others, Yu Fei took out his mobile phone and dialed the number of the village party secretary.

"Uncle, is there a shortage of corn at home? I have free corn here, do you want it?"

……

"The current corn is not yet mature, so it's useless to break it back."

"It will take you all morning to pick out the corn cobs. If you don't want to go, then don't go."

"Don't, I'm still thinking about getting some corn stalks back. It's not bad to burn them in the pot after they're dried."

"If you still want to cook a pot, the firewood piles are so far away, and a round trip is enough to cook a meal."

"Then can't I just break the corn?"

"..."

The entrance of Yujia Village is bustling. On hot days, adults and children are all wearing long-sleeved trousers, and the means of transportation are basically electric tricycles. Most of the tricycles have some fertilizer bags in them.

After confirming with Yu Fei, the village party secretary turned around and said to those people: "After arriving at the place, don't worry about anything else, just break the corn on the cob, and don't ask if someone follows suit along the way."

"Xiao Fei said that our village can go there one morning in advance, and he will notify more people in the afternoon, so how much corn can be brought home depends on the individual's ability."

"Everywhere knows, pack up and go quickly, and if you delay for a while, it will be half a bag of corn."

With all kinds of chaotic sounds, the army of electric tricycles set off, with a few agricultural tricycles in the middle. This is a big killer, the kind that can make five trips in one trip.

(End of this chapter)