I really don't want to make bad movies!

I really don't want to make bad movies!

我真不想拍烂片啊!

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Xia Ming transmigrates to the parallel world of Earth, Blue Star, and acquires a "Bad Movie Appreciation System." By creating videos dissecting and critiquing bad movies, he can earn cash rewards based on the number of views across the internet. Reac

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Xia Ming transmigrates to the parallel world of Earth, Blue Star, and acquires a "Bad Movie Appreciation System." By creating videos dissecting and critiquing bad movies, he can earn cash rewards based on the number of views across the internet. Reaching milestones in follower count unlocks a director skill pack. But Blue Star doesn't seem to have many bad movies? None? Then I'll make my own! Making money isn't shameful. So, starting in college, Xia Ming produces bad movies, jumping on whatever's trending. *Transformers: Bumblebee* is highly anticipated? Watch *Transformers: Bumblebee* first to satisfy your craving! *Pacific Rim 2* is about to be released? Make a *Atlantic Rim 2* to steal the spotlight! Netizens: I know *Avengers: Endgame*, but what the heck is *Avengers: Endgame*? Even without riding the coattails of trending topics, Xia Ming can still generate buzz with outrageous titles and viral marketing. Netizens: I didn't want to watch Xia's bad movies, but the title is *Passenger Plane vs. Volcano*, so I have to see how it's made! His actions sparked public outrage online, with millions of netizens petitioning the Film Bureau to ban him from directing! However, Xia Ming then released *Interstellar*. Before netizens could even recover from the grand sci-fi narrative, Xia Ming released *Pulp Fiction*. ...Years later, Xia Ming became the only director to simultaneously win an Academy Award, a Cannes Palme d'Or, and a Golden Broom Award. His name is included in textbooks, and his directorial trajectory is studied by later generations. Whenever Xia Ming is mentioned, directing professors always say, "Director Xia didn't like making bad films in his early days; he was refining his character arcs!"

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