Organ rental company in another world

26. Human-faced Monkey Fitness Club

"President, look at this bill..."

The equipment shop owner, having never encountered such a large order before, rubbed his hands together with a grin and asked.

"How could you spend so much money..."

Pinas stared at the horrifying number on the bill, muttering to himself, "He only won about three hundred gold coins!"

However, Pinas was indeed an honest man. Since he had promised Norn, he would never go back on his word: "Put it on my tab, and I'll have someone bring the money over tomorrow."

"No problem, President!"

The boss clapped his hands excitedly and happily pulled over a sack for Norn to pack his things.

"The equipment here is a bit expensive, but even if you armed yourself with your teeth, it would only cost around 400 gold coins at most. How could this kid spend so much money?"

Pinas walked over curiously, pulled open the sack Norn used to store equipment, and his face instantly turned red with anger.

"You brat! Explain to me what you're doing with so many hammers!?"

Besides armor such as breastplates and knee pads, the sack contained a large number of weapons, the most common of which were hammers: maces, round maces, knight's hammers, and a long-handled heavy hammer that was not put in.

"I have my own uses for these, so just buy them. Do you think you can back out now?"

Norn then asked the boss for another sack and started filling it with hammers.

"You!" Pinas gritted his teeth in anger, but there was nothing he could do.

What's said is said, and what's done is done. Who told him to be so cheeky back then?

However, eight hundred gold coins is not that exaggerated for him. After the Abyss Riot, the guild's retirement pay for him is probably over ten thousand gold coins. Spending these eight hundred gold coins might even earn him a favor from this kid.

What really puzzled him was why this kid was willing to spend so much money on this equipment.

If it were someone else, they would definitely keep a few hundred gold coins for themselves, instead of going all in on equipment like Norn did.

This is definitely not the consumption view of an ordinary person. Considering Norn and Louisa's relationship, Pinas couldn't help but become curious about his identity.

The next day, Norn appeared at the entrance to the dungeon, dressed in luxurious attire and riding a horse.

At that moment, Pinas was standing on a makeshift platform, delivering a passionate address to the monument commemorating the resistance against the riots, which had been completed the day before. Norn's appearance attracted the attention of many people.

"Hey, doesn't that kid look like Norn?"

"Wow, the guild leader really went all out with this outfit yesterday."

"But he looks like he hasn't woken up yet, his head is drooping."

……

Norn was tightly bound to the bundle behind him by a leather strap, his feet were firmly gripped in the stirrups, his head swayed with the horse's gait, and he was as relaxed as a corpse.

In fact, they're not much different from corpses.

Norn needs to transport the equipment he bought yesterday to the dungeon by horse, but the problem is that he can't ride a horse and doesn't want anyone to follow him.

To show off, he fixed his body to the horse's back, transferred his brain to the horse, and controlled it to carry him into the underground city.

Because Norn had informed Pinas in advance, the guards at the entrance did not stop him.

Along the way, Norn casually picked up a few goblins.

They followed Norn's horse with their short legs to Warren Valley.

Barnabas II, which was tied up in the air like a silkworm cocoon, had stopped moving. Having not eaten for a day, it was too exhausted to move.

The rock dragon lizards, having escaped the control of the demon god's decree, have disappeared without a trace. The human-faced monkeys have made a den in a large tree, beneath which lie the remains of several goblins who had eaten their fill.

"It's still here, saves me the trouble of looking for it."

Norn cleared his throat and said to the monkey with the human face in the tree, "Come down!"

The human-faced monkeys quickly climbed down the big tree and ran to Norn, lining up neatly in front of him.

Norn counted them and, finding the number to be about right, dismounted, took the bundle off the horse's back, and then struck the horse dead with a thunderbolt.

"Eat."

Upon receiving the order, the goblins and man-faced monkeys gathered around the dead horse, brutally dismembering it and eating it.

After they had eaten their fill, Norn took a round melon-shaped hammer, about the size of a human head, from his bundle and threw it on the ground. He then addressed a human-faced monkey that was devouring a horse's head:

"Take it."

The human-faced monkey threw away the horse's head, wiped the blood from his mouth, and reached out to take the round melon hammer.

The heavy object that Norn struggled to carry was like a toy in its hands, which it tossed around and played with.

Norn's right arm then disappeared, and he was replaced by a humanoid monkey.

The monkey's right arm instantly became as weak as Norn's. He lost his grip and his entire body was thrown to the ground by the round melon hammer.

"Pick it up with your right hand and do a bicep curl for me."

The human-faced monkey looked confused, shakily raised the hammer, and then moved its whole body together to do a very improper bicep curl.

Norn was too lazy to correct it; as long as it could train his arms, that was fine.

He then took out other hammers and distributed them to the remaining face monkeys.

Norn designed different training exercises for each monkey based on the body part they were assigned to.

Some were doing bicep curls, some were doing bench presses, and some had their hands strapped with highly elastic whips to train their chest muscles...

The goblins that Norn brought were not suitable for exercise due to their body size, so Norn assigned them to hunt and provide protein for the fitness enthusiasts.

When the last human-faced monkey also participated in the training, Norn was completely transformed into a human stick.

Not only were his limbs gone, but the muscles in his abdomen and chest were also transferred out, leaving only a layer of skin and flesh covering his body. If it weren't for the ribs supporting him, the outline of Norn's internal organs would still be visible through this layer of skin and flesh.

Before transferring the brain to Barnabas II, Norn sent several goblins up the valley to untie the tentacles that were tied to the rocks.

After being sealed for a day, Barnabas II fell back to the ground. Norn exerted all his strength, and the tentacles wrapped like a pupa were stretched open.

"Oh my god, I'm so hungry!"

The body's energy consumption was faster than Norn had imagined; after just one day without food, Norn felt one-tenth of the hunger he had felt when he possessed Ryoko.

Fortunately, Norn had come prepared, with a package on horseback filled with roast meat and bread.

Norn finished his meal in a few bites, which filled his stomach a little.

Looking around at the human-faced monkeys diligently training and the goblins out foraging for food, Norn felt that nothing had been missed and it was time to set off.

Warren Valley will remain untouched until the guild sends a new raiding party, allowing the Man-faced Monkeys to exercise in peace.

Several goblins dragged over with tentacles, gently placed Norn's body on Barnabas II's chest, and then tied it to the surface with their tentacles.

Norn bounced around to make sure he was securely tied, then turned and dashed off, the deafening sound echoing throughout the valley.

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