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Chapter 715 Laughing Tears in the First Half, Crying Dry Tears in the Second Half (Story, Skip if you don’t like it)

(Story chapter, if you don’t like it, you can skip it. This chapter does not affect today’s update. It is considered more.)
"Two years ago, she and I buried a time box here. We agreed to meet two years later, but she didn't come... Then, I will continue to wait."

At the beginning of the film, a fat version of Jiang Yan appeared on the screen, accompanied by his narration, and with a glance back, the silence in the auditorium was instantly broken!

"Wow, so cute!"

"The chubby Jiang Yan is still so handsome!"

"This look, if you can't learn it, you can't learn it..."

For a while, the theater buzzed.

The ones who were most shocked were the students of the Shanghai Opera where Hu Ge was.

After all, they are studying acting. Although they are not very professional at the end of their freshman year, they must be clearer than ordinary people. The look in their eyes just now has convinced everyone.

Of course, there are also people who think that it’s okay to change yourself, as acting is just grinding.

But compared to thinking about these, the next plot of the movie is more attractive.

After the introduction of the story, it turns to the memory of the actor's perspective.

The male protagonist played by Jiang Yan is a Chinese studying in South Korea. For some reason, he was raised by his family as a girl since he was a child, so that he is an honest and kind person in character.

A Niu is still alone so far. At a party with friends, the male protagonist meets his ideal girlfriend—a girl with a beautiful and refined appearance.

For the sake of his friend's face, he didn't go up to meet her. When he returned home, the male lead saw her again at the subway station after she was drunk and delirious.

Not every encounter is very romantic. The first time the male protagonist meets the female protagonist played by Jun Ji-hyun, there is no sense of romance at all.

On the subway, the hostess spoke amazingly. She was so drunk that she scolded the punk-like person who gave up his seat unconsciously to the old man, wouldn't he?Direct action, showing arrogance, the little gangster has no temper at all, and she has to be taught by her: "Don't wear pink clothes from now on."

"Ha ha!"

"How fierce!"

The theater roared with laughter.

Without waiting for the fans to praise the girl for her kind heart, she vomited all over the old man who had a seat, and then fell down limply, and pulled the back of the pit master
"Hahahahaha!"

"Are all South Korean women like this?"

"Jiang Yan was terrified..."

"Wow, Jiang Yan is so blessed..."

A group of viewers who have never read the novel are happy at the moment.

The audience who have read the novel are equally happy, because it restores the novel very much. In addition, the movie is more like a movie. The smooth camera editing and perfect performance directly enhance the audio-visual experience.

It made them forget for a moment what a novel was like.

But so what, it just looks good.

What follows is still fun.

Ah Niu's kindness was not rewarded well, the poor male protagonist carried her to the hotel to spend the night, and the police suddenly rushed into his room while he was taking a shower.

Of course, what made the audience even more excited was that Jiang Yan had all died!

"Oh oh oh oh~!"

"What a mellow PP!"

"Niu, Jiang Shen is really ruthless!"

"Wow, Jiang Shen's sacrifice is simply too great!"

"I want to be that cop!"

The audience was full of strange screams.

Everyone felt that, relying on this lens alone, anyone who dares to say that this film is not good will be in a hurry!
Of course, what happened next didn't disappoint.

The savage image of the heroine is also becoming more and more plump. Jiang Yan hesitated for a long time at the coffee shop and ordered a drink that the heroine didn't like. Her eyes widened: "Hey, do you want to die? I want coffee!"

She loves to fight against injustice, and she will get angry when she disagrees with her. In restaurants, those who buy sex at the next table are fucked up by her.

Turning the head again, there was a scene of crying in the trailer, which was completely unpredictable.

The male protagonist with a weak personality is silent, everyone loves a girl with a pure and beautiful appearance, but now there is only one thought, can I not provoke such a strange woman and can't I hide it?

But in the end, it was impossible to hide. The female protagonist somehow identified the male protagonist, and went directly to the male protagonist's university classroom, used a pregnancy lie to get the professor, and dragged Jiang Yan away forcibly amidst the discussions among the classmates.

"Hahahaha!"

"Jiang Shen was abused terribly."

"It's savage, but I like it!"

The audience burst into tears.

In this way, the "forced" male protagonist and the female protagonist started their first date, but the female protagonist is still puzzling. The tears in the female protagonist's eyes were spinning a second ago: "I am still very sad."

At this moment, the male lead behind her was stunned, but the next second the male lead was even more stunned, because in a blink of an eye, she burst into tears and said with a smile, "How deep do you think the water is? Would you like to jump in and try?"

Then the hero was pushed down. . .

Then the masochistic journey of the male lead will continue.

In short, the heroine is still as barbaric as ever.

The betting game on the subway turned into the hero being violently beaten.

The squash that was always aimed at the male lead would hit him in the face no matter how he hit it.

The kendo gymnasium clamored that he must win once, but he couldn't survive one move.

And these few scenes, combined with the role contrast brought by the top athlete Jiang Yan, also made the audience laugh even harder.

In addition, the male protagonist has to be teased and changed shoes by her from time to time!She wears sneakers, he wears high heels, and after changing, she blinks her eyes and seduces coquettishly: "I won't wear xx during the exam, okay?"

The poor male protagonist seems to go out with her once, and he has to enter the police station once, so unlucky that there is no end to it, and the gangsters locked inside are all familiar with him. . .

After this combination of punches, all the audience in the theater laughed and trembled, tears streaming down.

"Hahahahahaha!"

"My Jiang God, it's so pitiful!"

"Too miserable. Hahahaha!"

. . . . . .

Throughout the first half, the audience laughed heartlessly. They probably like to watch Jiang Yan being beaten and tortured. The nonsensical romantic comedy is relaxing and enjoyable.

However, fans like to watch Jiang Yan being hanged and beaten, but not everyone likes to watch women beat men.

"The male protagonist is too useless, why don't you fight back, Chinese men have to stand up!"

"Why do you look like the national football team? Get hard!"

"What the hell love, if it's so humble, I'd rather not have it."

"The heroine is really too much..."

"No dignity at all"

In the eyes of many people, being kind is equivalent to being stupid.

Therefore, the clumsy, weak and incompetent male protagonist who comes and goes when he is called, even if he is really kind, after a few 10 minutes of the plot, he will give people a bad impression at this time.

And when such a male protagonist is rejected by the female protagonist's parents and warned to stay away from the female protagonist, naturally not many people will sympathize.

On the contrary, everyone is still screaming in their hearts, hoping that the protagonist will be tough.

As a result, the protagonist still didn't stand up, but chose to leave silently in the rain.

"What a wimp, I'm afraid Jiang Yan will be scolded..."

In the movie theater, someone started talking in a low voice.

But viewers who have read the novel are not worried at all.

Because of the story, there has to be a reversal. . .

. . . . . .

So far in the film, the heroine is useless and the heroine is brutal and domineering. It seems that the film has failed, but then the audience soon discovered that the heroine had a very sad story hidden in her heart.

Savageness is just her protective color, and the soft side of her heart and the deep love of the male lead are slowly revealed next.

On the hundredth day of our acquaintance, she called again.

"When do you think a woman is the most beautiful?"

"While playing the piano."

"When do you think a man is the most handsome?"

"When you send me roses."

Nothing seemed to happen, it was still the same as before, she hooked her fingers, and he ran over again.

She played a piece of "Canon", which was so gentle that he gave her a rose in public, and the house applauded. When the two looked at each other and the melody of "Canon" sounded, tears filled their eyes.

The two changed into high school uniforms, the male protagonist with a short trouser leg is very funny, and the two students dressed up one after the other and showed their ID cards and entered the bar, they are so handsome!
Drinking, smoking, and acting cute.

"Come and smoke a cigarette."

"Oh! It's my first time smoking, won't I be caught by the teacher?"

The two pretended to be students, imitating the funny appearance of children imitating adults, which made the audience laugh again.

Naturally, the male lead ran around the street with the drunk female lead on his back.

While the audience laughed heartlessly, they could also feel a faint sadness lingering, which became more intense as the plot deepened.

As the film progressed, the plot reached here and began to explode.

It is rare for the female protagonist to show tenderness to the male protagonist, and the male protagonist mustered up the courage to send flowers in public to confess his love.

But not to be together, but to be separated.

"She has become different from the first time we met. Has the pain in her heart been healed by me? Maybe this also means that she doesn't need me anymore."

The male protagonist is not stupid, he is just a substitute, he has always been a weak person, so seeing the sad female protagonist will involuntarily want to heal her, because he is a strong person in front of the sad her, so that he can find confidence and the meaning of its own existence.

And the audience also understood at this moment that the naive male protagonist has never been stupid.

It's just that the relationship between the two now looks more like a mental patient and a psychiatrist than love.

So the time to heal is the time to leave.

"Excuse me, driver, can you drive slower?"

If you want to leave, if you can love for one more second, it is one second.

By this time, the atmosphere of laughter in the theater had disappeared, and instead, tears began to form in countless eye sockets.

At this moment, how happy we were together before, how reluctant we are now.

But no matter how reluctant, the two never saw each other again.

Until she called herself again and asked him to go to the coffee shop.

The scene was very embarrassing. After passing by, she found that there was another man beside her, who looked like her boyfriend. The difference in status between the two parties was revealed in a second. Lord's last glimmer of fantasy.

She made an excuse to go to the bathroom, but when the complicated female protagonist returned from the bathroom to adjust her mood, the male protagonist had already left.

"What about others?"

"Already left. He told you to abide by ten rules when dealing with you. I have a very good memory, and I still remember it."

The heroine's blind date showed off her memory and held back her smile. He probably thought it was childish. Compared with a mature, stable and successful blind date, how could the male protagonist, who is dressed as a student, not be naive.

"Don't try to make her gentle."

"Don't give her more than three drinks, she will beat someone."

"You must drink coffee in the cafe, Qianwang don't order things like cola and orange juice."

"If she hits you, be sure to pretend it hurts. If it really hurts, pretend it doesn't hurt at all."

"On the 100th day of our acquaintance, when she is in class, you must personally go to her class and send a red rose to her class. She will be very happy."

"Be sure to learn swordsmanship and squash."

"In addition, you must be mentally prepared to go to jail at any time."

"If she says she's going to kill you, don't take it seriously, it'll make you feel better."

"If her feet hurt and her shoes are uncomfortable, you have to change them with her."

"Finally, she loves to write, so encourage her well."

The hostess couldn't sit still after hearing this, and rushed out like crazy to look for him.

And in such a scene, the super god BGM also set off the atmosphere to the extreme.

"I believe you're still there waiting
The road of love is always full of blessings

I believe you're still burying love
I'm here, wandering all night for you
Can't see the future

but can't stop falling in love
. . . "

"My Sassy Girlfriend" is not just for nothing, it's really powerful.

At this moment, the emotional audience in the theater couldn't help crying.

The girls were crying. At this moment, they regretted that they had put on makeup, and it was all ruined.

And the other guys who claim to be rational also have red eyes at this moment.

If the first half is the rhythm of laughing and crying, then the second half is the rhythm of crying dry tears.

At this moment, all audiences understand that the protagonist is not stupid, nor is he a masochist. He knows that he is a substitute. Faced with his situation, most people walk away with hatred, or they either expose the darkness of the heroine, Either find a way to get revenge on the heroine for deceiving her.

And he told you lightly, there is a kind of deep love called: I understand your suffering, but I only want to laugh with you.

The tone of farewell and the behavior of leaving without saying goodbye after explaining the 10 rules, the male protagonist has completely stood in the position of a friend, with the emotion of loving the female protagonist, telling the final love and the pain of being unable to continue loving.

Give everything, just in exchange for a trace of tenderness from the one you love.

This movie is awesome!At this moment, I don't know how many film critics are sighing in their hearts.

If you only look at the nonsensical and funny plots in front of it, it's funny if it's funny, but it's too pale. If you look at it as a Hong Kong nonsensical comedy, it's a masterpiece and there are plenty of laughs.

But let you put it bluntly, it is essentially a money-making work, can it be that simple?

. . . . . . .

The plot continues, but at this moment, in front of the big screens across the country, the audience has only one thought!
"Come on! Find him!"

"Catch him, don't let him go!"

Everyone is holding their breath, the heroine has awakened, then don't let him go, do you know how lucky you are?
The hostess finally met him in the radio room of the subway.

The two hugged tightly, and she played her last wild game and gave him a mouth.

"You are so stupid, won't you hide?"

"Oh oh oh oh~~~!"

At this scene, the audience screamed.

Everyone could see that the slap she slapped made a difference.

Under her wild and unruly appearance, there is also a heart that is loyal to love.

Everyone has their own story.

This savage girl is gentle and beautiful like a poem for a while, playing the piano, smiling with low eyebrows, like a shy Xia Lian, and looking into the distance alone and lonely, her eyes are empty and sad, and she looks thoughtfully. Weeping silently, like a psychopath, he was drunk for a while, and then put on his high school uniform and went to the ballroom to sway to his heart's content.

Now that all the answers to the mystery have been revealed, I also understand why the heroine is like this, and then I like this character even more. . .

In her heart, there is a dead fiancé,
She said he was so nice, caring for me and surprising me.

But just so suddenly, he passed away forever.

Therefore, she lived an unreasonable and unreasonable life,

So she stood by the water, tears welling in her eyes, "I'm still sad."

In a blink of an eye she smiled again through tears and said,
"How deep do you think the water is? Why don't you jump in and try?"

The male lead who was standing behind her, everyone thought he was a useless male lead, maybe he understood at that moment, and secretly made a decision, "I want to heal her."

It's okay to be pushed into the lake by her!It's okay to be crazy with her and endure all kinds of torture!I can, but... she is still very sad.

She took a bouquet of flowers and told the coffee shop proprietress,

I want to keep forever the seat that belongs to him, the seat that she sits in every date with him.

When the two embrace each other, is it a happy ending?

No, she knew he was good, but still couldn't let go.

She made trouble for no reason again and asked him to accompany her to a place.

It was a place far, far away, in the hero's hometown.

Although the hero didn't know why the heroine came to China, he also had a hunch, but he kept silent.

After trekking through mountains and rivers, the high-rise buildings faded away, and the two came to Saihanba, which is half desolate and half lush.

At this time, the hostess began to make trouble again: "Guess if you go to that forest, can you hear me?"

The answer is of course she couldn't hear it, and only when he couldn't hear it, she dared to cry loudly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I thought I was different, but I'm just an ordinary girl, I'm sorry."

The heroine stopped where she was, stuck there, a person who lived in the past and had no future.

The heroine is conflicted and entangled in the guilt and remembrance of the dead ex-boyfriend and the guilt for the heroine, unable to make a decision.

It's not that she doesn't know how to cherish, but the man in her heart, the man who has died and will not come back, made her suffer. At this moment, the heroine is already supernatural in the hearts of the audience, and her heart aches.

Perhaps, in fact, the hero heard it, so he understood it.

Afterwards, the two wrote a letter to each other, put it in a time capsule, and buried it under the tree of meritorious service, and then they planted a tree together, and waited until the agreed time two years later to meet.

"It used to be a barren place. Except for this tree, there was not even grass, but now you see, this place is already a big forest. We buried the time capsule here. I think it will never be lost."

The heroine from South Korea introduced the Saihanba meritorious tree, which is more familiar than the heroine, the Chinese.

"Let's go, let's plant a tree, maybe two years later, it will grow into a towering tree..."

The hostess made a promise, and after planting the tree, it was time to say goodbye.

At this point, the older generation of film critics are actually still wondering what is it that made Jiang Yan willing to regard this film as the first film he starred in in his career.

Is it just because of a dying fan?

Or is it just a more moving story?
In the past, film critics were actually somewhat disappointed with Jiang Yan.

This is not to say that they disagree with Jiang Yan's fulfillment of fans' dreams.

It's because Jiang Yan's weight is different.

As No.1 in domestic entertainment, Jiang Yan is, to a certain extent, the hope and banner of the younger generation in China.

Therefore, Jiang Yan has not starred in a movie for three or four years, so many film critics of the older generation hope that Jiang Yan's debut should be the main theme film, so that it can motivate young people and set an example, and at the same time let young domestic audiences look up to him. main theme.

But what I didn't expect was that Jiang Yan's first starring movie was actually a romance movie.

Even though there are many stories here, it does make the older generation feel inappropriate.

But now, film critics understand.

Acting in such a romantic movie is actually not impossible.

For young people, just play what young people like to watch, which is actually quite good.

And this is not a simple love, but a love that transcends, coupled with the story of fulfilling the dreams of fans outside the play, and the incomparable beauty shown now, people can't help but want to plant a "love tree". Hanba.

So at this moment, they feel that there is almost nothing to criticize about this film from the inside to the outside. . .

The film critics are relieved, but the audience is worried, and everyone is looking forward to a perfect ending.

But two years later, the two did not see each other.

Only then did the hero know that this is the place where the heroine and her ex-boyfriend agreed.

The truth came out, but it was still sad.

The meritorious tree that lived for hundreds of years failed to bless his love.

Another year later.

"When that tree dies, someone will be unhappy."

Under the tree of meritorious service, an old man looked at the small tree planted by the hero and heroine three years ago and said to the heroine.

The audience burst into tears, after all, they still couldn't be together.

But they weren't sad for long either.

If the ending is not perfect, it is not the end.

When "Canon" sounded again, the audience was shocked to discover the previous space-time transformation, UFO, and time capsule. . .

All the seemingly insignificant jokes are foreshadowing, and at this moment they are all sublimated, and the scalp is numb.

After going around, the two finally sat together and had a blind date, and everything went back to the beginning.

Just like the chasing and reincarnation of the melody of "Canon".Sadness, joy, joy, seem to be about the elusiveness of the cycle of life and death.This sense of fate touches people's hearts.

"You may not believe it, but I think I met a man from the future, from your future."

Under the table, the two interlocked their fingers.

"It's a coincidence that we meet again like this, isn't it? Destiny is a bridge built between you and the one you love."

Accompanied by Jiang Yan's Chinese narration, the scene of the two students wearing their ID cards and entering the bar flashed back, so handsome.

Fate will not lose two people who love each other, it is the thread that connects two people who are attached to each other, no matter how long and far apart they are, in the end, two people will still meet, hold hands, interlock fingers, and never separate. . .

(End of this chapter)