Forced to become a top influencer, I rely on my tu cao to ruin the cultivation world.

Forced to become a top influencer, I rely on my tu cao to ruin the cultivation world.

被迫成顶流,我靠吐槽崩坏修仙界

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Transmigrating to the world of cultivation, Jia Zang initially intended to live a life of quiet desperation, but unfortunately, he possessed a "top-tier live-streaming system." As long as his witty remarks were sharp enough and his antics outrageous

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Transmigrating to the world of cultivation, Jia Zang initially intended to live a life of quiet desperation, but unfortunately, he possessed a "top-tier live-streaming system." As long as his witty remarks were sharp enough and his antics outrageous enough, he could reap the faith power (collapse value) of the entire universe! Thus, the art style completely collapsed—while others flew on swords, he drove a modified tractor, blasting through the streets, his exhaust fumes carrying "cyber energy"; female cultivators of the Hehuan Sect abandoned dual cultivation, switching to "mechanical ascension," their pole dancing turning into "spiritual turbine startup"; he led 100,000 cultivators in a "10,000-person square dance," the most dazzling ethnic-style anthem even triggering a heavenly tribulation, shattering the Dao hearts of old monsters! To fleece the Heavenly Court, he led 10,000 tractors to besiege the South Heavenly Gate, forcing the Jade Emperor to sign a "Spiritual Energy Mutual Assistance Contract." From then on, the Heavenly Court became a film set: the Jade Emperor wore a casual suit and took a driving test, Chang'e (the Moon Goddess) did a live stream selling hand warmers, Sun Wukong delivered "Heavenly Express" packages on his somersault cloud, and called ancient mythical beasts "huskies," forcing them to recognize him as their master. When extraterrestrial demons invade, he pulls out a "Gatling Gun Bodhisattva," using barrage comments to blast the heavenly soldiers and generals senseless; he transforms the Thunder Pool into a "Controlled Nuclear Fusion Reactor," forcing the gods to don radiation suits and achieve "nuclear-powered ascension"; he even hacks into the Heavenly Dao's backend, turning the Heavenly Tribulation into a "Pinduoduo price cut," forcing higher-dimensional beings to help him negotiate prices! From Earth's cultivation world to the cyber-heavenly court, from spiritual energy inflation to cosmic heat death, Jia Zhuang, through his witty remarks and modern thinking, turns the serious cultivation world into a massive collapse. Watch as he uses a tractor to blast open the gates of the Immortal Realm, rewrites the rules of the Heavenly Dao with livestream comments, and makes the entire universe his prey.

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