Forced to become a top influencer, I rely on my tu cao to ruin the cultivation world.
被迫成顶流,我靠吐槽崩坏修仙界
Transmigrating to the world of cultivation, Jia Zang initially intended to live a life of quiet desperation, but unfortunately, he possessed a "top-tier live-streaming system." As long as his witty remarks were sharp enough and his antics outrageous
Summary
Transmigrating to the world of cultivation, Jia Zang initially intended to live a life of quiet desperation, but unfortunately, he possessed a "top-tier live-streaming system." As long as his witty remarks were sharp enough and his antics outrageous enough, he could reap the faith power (collapse value) of the entire universe! Thus, the art style completely collapsed—while others flew on swords, he drove a modified tractor, blasting through the streets, his exhaust fumes carrying "cyber energy"; female cultivators of the Hehuan Sect abandoned dual cultivation, switching to "mechanical ascension," their pole dancing turning into "spiritual turbine startup"; he led 100,000 cultivators in a "10,000-person square dance," the most dazzling ethnic-style anthem even triggering a heavenly tribulation, shattering the Dao hearts of old monsters! To fleece the Heavenly Court, he led 10,000 tractors to besiege the South Heavenly Gate, forcing the Jade Emperor to sign a "Spiritual Energy Mutual Assistance Contract." From then on, the Heavenly Court became a film set: the Jade Emperor wore a casual suit and took a driving test, Chang'e (the Moon Goddess) did a live stream selling hand warmers, Sun Wukong delivered "Heavenly Express" packages on his somersault cloud, and called ancient mythical beasts "huskies," forcing them to recognize him as their master. When extraterrestrial demons invade, he pulls out a "Gatling Gun Bodhisattva," using barrage comments to blast the heavenly soldiers and generals senseless; he transforms the Thunder Pool into a "Controlled Nuclear Fusion Reactor," forcing the gods to don radiation suits and achieve "nuclear-powered ascension"; he even hacks into the Heavenly Dao's backend, turning the Heavenly Tribulation into a "Pinduoduo price cut," forcing higher-dimensional beings to help him negotiate prices! From Earth's cultivation world to the cyber-heavenly court, from spiritual energy inflation to cosmic heat death, Jia Zhuang, through his witty remarks and modern thinking, turns the serious cultivation world into a massive collapse. Watch as he uses a tractor to blast open the gates of the Immortal Realm, rewrites the rules of the Heavenly Dao with livestream comments, and makes the entire universe his prey.
- 1 Chapter 1: Day 1 of Transmigration - I Drone and Cause a Scene
- 2 Chapter 2 Flying on a Sword? That's called low-altitude illegal operation!
- 3 Did the one who piloted the "Iron Beast" in Chapter 3 become the sect leader's person
- 4 Chapter 4 Who says you can't drive a tractor to plow the fields while cultivating immortality?
- 5 Chapter 5 Sect Competition: My Mouth is the Strongest Weapon
- 6 Chapter 6: The Manifestation of Bullet Comments: The Wisdom of Netizens and Physical Persuasion
- 7 Chapter 7: The Great Rant Classroom: As Long as You're Thick-Skinned, All Bottlenecks Will Be C
- 8 Chapter 8 Workplace Cultivation Techniques: As long as you shift the blame well, you can even escape
- 9 Chapter 9: The War of Public Opinion: Are all you cultivators so thin-skinned?
- 10 Chapter 10 Cross-border Live Stream: Netizens, can this alchemy furnace explode?
- 11 Chapter 11 Elder, your mouth is harder than a hammer!
- 12 Chapter 12 The Sect Leader's Questioning? No, it's Angel Round Funding!
- 13 Chapter 13 Anxiety Marketing: The "Iron Dome" and "Truth" in the Cultivation Wor
- 14 Chapter 14 Cyber Cultivation: The Joyful Union Sect's "Nuclear Power" Crisis
- 15 Chapter 15 The Industrial Revolution: The "Assembly Line" Crisis of the Hehuan Sect
- 16 Chapter 16 Cross-Server Chat: When a "Cyber Girl Group" Meets an "Ordinary Male Cul
- 17 Chapter 17 Public Opinion Backlash and the Boycott Order from the "Righteous Path Alliance"
- 18 Chapter 18 "Tractor Tour" and the Madness of the Rogue Cultivator
- 19 Chapter 19 "Noise Pollution" and the "Rhythmic" Transformation of the Mountain P
- 20 Chapter 20 "Inter-School Exercises" and the Birth of the "Rhythm Master"
- 21 Chapter 21: The Final Rehearsal and the Birth of the "King of Square Dancing"
- 22 Chapter 22 Rhythmic Cultivation: When Traditional Cultivation Meets Brainwashing Songs
- 23 Chapter 23 As long as the actions are synchronized, even the Qingyun Sect can become a disco.
- 24 Chapter 24 As long as the background music keeps playing, even the Demon Lord has to tap his foot.
- 25 Chapter 25: Heavenly Tribulation Disco: Why is this lightning tribulation accompanied by DJing?
- 26 Chapter 26 Industrialized Cultivation and Spirit Energy Batteries
- 27 Chapter 27 Cyberpunk and Industrial Aesthetics
- 28 Chapter 28 Spiritual Energy Purification and "Spiritual Energy Waste"
- 29 Chapter 29 Monopolizing Immortal Cultivation and "Organic Fertilizer"
- 30 Chapter 30 Spiritual Energy Expansion and Paid Oxygen Inhalation
- 31 Chapter 31 Cross-Boundary Energy Absorption and Spiritual Energy Futures
- 32 Chapter 32 Air Pollution and Rune Masks
- 33 Chapter 33 Crisis Economy and the Tax Collector of Heaven
- 34 Chapter 34 Deep Development and Ecological Imbalance
- 35 Chapter 35 Frenzied Blood Draining and Awakening of Consciousness
- 36 Chapter 36 Energy Crisis and Nuclear Theory Fantasy
- 37 Chapter 37 Backlash from Public Opinion and the Shattering of the Dao Heart
- 38 Chapter 38 Boundary Collapse and Deep Cleansing
- 39 Chapter 39 The Elixir Revolution and "Compressed Biscuits"
- 40 Chapter 40 Spiritual Energy Inflation and Nuclear Cultivation
- 41 Chapter 41 Cross-border Overdraft and Reverse Transfer
- 42 Chapter 42 Wasteland Punk: Flying Swords Are No Match for Drones
- 43 Chapter 43 Heavenly Warning: When a Red Pop-up Appears in the Sky
- 44 Chapter 44 Heavenly Court's Wrath: High-Dimensional "Title Sealing" Sanction
- 45 Chapter 45 An Angel Descends: This Isn't a God, It's a "Network Administrator"
- 46 Chapter 46 Barrage Protection: Using "Spray" Power to Counter Divine Power
- 47 Chapter 47 The Trial: A "Hearing" in the Cultivation World
- 48 Chapter 48 Reshaping the Rules: A Forced Patch from "Cultivating Immortality" to "Cul
- 49 Chapter 49 Patch Failed: Heavenly Court's "Formatting" Command
- 50 Chapter 50 The Aid to Turkey Plan: Ten Thousand Tractors Launch a Counterattack on Nantianmen
- 51 Chapter 51 Heavenly Court Demolition Office: When the "South Heavenly Gate" Meets the &quo
- 52 Chapter 52 Bribery Robot: When "Unspoken Rules" Meet "Automation"
- 53 Chapter 53 The Arrogance of the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden and Industrial Blueprints
- 54 Chapter 54 Holographic Live Streaming and the War of Public Opinion—When Gods Start Watching "B
- 55 Chapter 55 Heavenly Soldiers' Strike and Labor Rights—When Even Gods Start Working "996&qu
- 56 Chapter 56 Organic Fertilizer from the Peach Orchard—When "Filth" Becomes Hard Currency in
- 57 Chapter 57 Prefab Housing Site and Temporary Base—When “Illegal Construction” Becomes the First CBD
- 58 Chapter 58 Celestial Takeout and Taste Bud Corruption—When Even Immortals Start to Find It Delicious
- 59 Chapter 59 Heavenly Court Power Outage: Hand-crafted Nuclear Fusion Heavenly Thunder Power Generatio
- 60 Chapter 60 Lightning Rod Arrays and Energy Independence—When "Heavenly Tribulation" Become
- 61 Chapter 61 The Successor of Lu Ban: Just a Craftsman in the Face of the Industrial Party
- 62 Chapter 62 Hollowing Out the Immortal Mountain and Transporting Spiritual Veins—When "Construct
- 63 Chapter 63 Ancient Divine Beast? No, this is a giant husky.
- 64 Chapter 64 Immortal Realm's Dual-Level System and Consumerism—When "Limited-Edition Magic
- 65 Chapter 65 Heavenly Credit Card: Even Gods Have Debts
- 66 Chapter 66 Telecom Fraud and Pig Butchering Scams: Even Immortals Fall for It
- 67 Chapter 67 Cultural Export and Subject 3 – When “Taoist Spirit” Meets “Rustic Shake-up”
- 68 Chapter 68 Crisis Emerges and the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King—When "Illegal Construction"
- 69 Chapter 69: Las Vegas-ification, When the Southern Heavenly Gate Becomes "Heaven on Earth"
- 70 Chapter 70 The Jade Emperor Arrives in Person, and the Music of Subject 3 Shakes the Heavens.
- 71 Chapter 71 The Stable Keeper and the Internal Combustion Engine—When the "Stable Keeper" B
- 72 Chapter 72 The Curtain-Rolling General and Pinduoduo—The 9.9 Yuan Glass Lamp Slaps the Jade Emperor&
- 73 Chapter 73 The Heavenly River Navy and the South-to-North Water Diversion Project—When "Weak Wa
- 74 Chapter 74 The Tushita Palace and Nuclear Fusion—When "Alchemy" Becomes a "Miniature
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