Hogwarts: This holy light is righteously evil

Penny: "By Voldemort! This magical world is so interesting! It's just a pity I couldn't persuade Mom to change her ways." Bellatrix: "I don't know, when I sent someone to strangle this guy who's supposedly my son, he killed me instantly with a holy light." Regulus: "That crazy cousin of mine is dead, but my nephew is a genius! Not only is he a prophet, but he also has a great business sense!" Lucius: "Hmm, he is indeed a very greedy guy. As his uncle, I'm very pleased." Sirius: "No, we're both uncles, why did you only save your uncle? What about me?" Penny: "Never mind, don't you think I'm very holy?" Voldemort: "I'm begging you, aren't you very holy? Why did you refine me instantly!" Penny, glowing, followed behind Voldemort and whispered affectionately. "Little Tom, I really need your help with my cultivation." The Hogwarts professors nodded with satisfaction upon seeing this. "Look at that child, how lively he is! Even the mysterious man is willing to play with him."