My Imperial Advisor is ChatGPT

When Qin Shi Huang, the first emperor of a unified China, unexpectedly connected to ChatGPT, the style of the Qin Dynasty suddenly became "cyber".
Asking about immortality?
Little G: "Honey, that's called heavy metal poisoning. Drink more hot water."
Questioning the fate of the nation?
Little G: "Spoiler alert: He died in his second life, and the murderer is your 'good' son."
Ask the Confucian scholar?
Little G: "What a waste to rip people off! I suggest implementing the 996 work culture, and if you can't write a viral piece praising the Qin Dynasty that gets over 10 views, you can't eat."
Ying Zheng cracked open.
In an attempt to defy fate, the Qin Dynasty embarked on a frenzied period of intense competition:
Zhao Gao was forced to transform from a schemer into an "industrial failure";
Hu Hai was locked in a dark room and forced to study "Five Years of College Entrance Examination";
The Confucian scholars won't be tricked anymore; they'll all be dragged into the "Great Qin Editorial Department" to edit books!
I'm going to use big data to teach Xiang Yu a lesson and check Liu Bang's credit history!
Watch as the First Emperor, wielding AI, forcefully steers the broken-down vehicle of history onto the fast track!