Cyberpunk: I didn't cheat.

Transmigrating to Cyberpunk 2077, Vito starts with maxed-out stats, yet is a penniless, scantily clad streaker. Staring at his perfectly sculpted, naked self in the sewage, Vito falls into deep thought. "Johnny Silverhand, are you in my head? Lend me some money to buy a pair of pants!" Seeing this raving, naked man, the residents of Night City are willing to pay to call the police and report a cyberpunk lunatic on the street. "What cyberpunk lunatic? I've been down the street and haven't seen him!"